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Captain_Dickballs

Brother, walk in LoversLab's front door and you have a multitude of options to choose from.


Senpaija

Is he not aware that Alduin is the older brother of partysnax? Wouldn't that make Alduin old too? And weak? Since he gets beaten by a mortal...


[deleted]

Alduin is actually several thousand years younger since he got teleported into the future.


Acopo

Unless the implication is that he’s been falling for ~~thirty minutes~~ a few thousand years.


Minnesota_Nice_31

Underrated Loki reference!


SergeantSprinklez22

When I thought it couldn’t get any worse, he just had to insult Paarthurnax Edit: spelling


BigbyWolf94

“And now you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.”


InsenitiveComments

I agreed with him until the partysnax part


MrDrEdgelordSupreme

...I can never un-read that. Those brain cells could have devised the cure for cancer or come up with a solution for world hunger, but instead, they were used to process that "information" and promptly purged themselves from existence. 🤢


Snail1634

The brain cells that stored the memory of what I read died, and I can't remember what I read. 😃


[deleted]

Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.


Stogo21

the time has come execute order 66


ChaosPLus

Talos damn it, I've got that post right below this one


GastonBastardo

Fun Fact: All Skyrim mods are NSFW because no matter what mods you use or don't use, you will get in trouble for playing Skyrim at work.


dreemurthememer

I mean you could play it on your break, but using sex mods might get HR’s attention.


barthalamuel-of-bruh

So noone tolled him about loverlab and sl dragons, really


Gale_Grim

\*Sigh\* SexLab Dragons Next time just google "Skyrim Dragon Sex Mod" you filthy degen.


An_Unwanted_Child

Yea maybe the thalmor are right that humanity needs to go


Dying__Phoenix

Eh, he’s got some good points


Radiant-Mobile5810

I was on board with him till he called my man partysnax old and weak that's where I draw the line


ChillBunnie

I'd just want a mod where I can hug the dude or something he's done so much for me especially compared to the blades


TAmexicano

Yup can agree (Dragon porn is actually quite good tbh on nhentai it's actually rather wholesome most of the time)


Radiant-Mobile5810

xD well it's not really my cup of tea but if you like it I got no issues


TAmexicano

I do because it's a less seen tag but it's actually quite good and is free of ntr and blackmail as far as I know


helladudehella

"Babe, why do you keep looking at Alduin like that?"


thing216

is it free of rape porn though


TAmexicano

Nop that's still there but it's toned down compared to normal most of the time (As far as I know)


thing216

not wholesome then


TAmexicano

Depends really some are some aren't although I haven't gone through the whole tag so I have only a fraction of a clue what all of the things are


RichardTundore

Erm a bit weird but also kinda based honestly


razielxlr

As heretic as the post is, there are in fact mods just like they described…


First_Chaplain_Katom

Everything was all well and good, until he insulted my boy Paarthurnax


completefudge1337

What 0 maidens does to a Dovahkiin


Sonichu013

I would be happy just having a mod where I can marry Partysnax, even if he doesn't leave the peak of the mountain, just like, having the option would be nice


Chesterious

Feels like my eyes have been violated


Zodrar

Maul of Molag Bal I need it


DocHendrix

"a bit weird" My sibling in Talos, what


dreemurthememer

That’s one of us. Breton twink? Chad Alduin? That’s a Trustuller.


_nuggs_

Why stop the end of the world when you can fuck it.


ReallyBadTheater

Skyrim isn't a game anymore, it's a game engine with infinite possibilities, if you know where to look...


OwOegano_Infinite

Based, except for thinking Parthu isn't a total GILF.


Tankdrood

Hey man I don't judge


Ok_Pianist_6590

That OOP even said it was weird that people want to fuck cats and lizards lol. But dragons are okay


Hermosninja

What's a slake?


HeartsGuy

SL creatures framework for anyone wondering. If memory serves right K has the animations for it


hendarknight

He would love Elden Ring lore


Yelonade

r/dragonsfuckingcars


Eaglise

hollup, let him cook


GH05T8OI

I stopped reading after the first sentence


[deleted]

Got it right here 🥩