What are the warring factions in the game?

Red Wizards VS Blue Dragons

The only correct answer I’ll take lol

I mean, it is technically correct if you look way too far into it. 1. The imperials wear red and stormcloaks wear blue. 2. The nords are known for hating magic, so it would make sense for their opponents to be wizards. 3. The nords are natives of Skyrim, in which the game Skyrim takes place, which is a game about dragons. 4. The leader of the stormcloaks can dragon shout.

Imperials are shadowed by the Thalmors, which, as high elves, are highly proficient at magic

A dragon rescued the leader of the blue team

…. Funny enough your half right lmao

damn mages polluting the College of Winterhold with their communist propaganda

You're absolutely correct and don't let anyone tell you otherwise <3

Ngl you need to play Skyrim it’s amazing, also do you get to the cloud district very often?

I'm planning to eventually I just haven't gotten around to it yet, and at least twice a moon

Todd Howard would like to know your location.

Oh What are you saying, of course they doesn't.

How do you begin a romance in this game?

Gift wheels of cheese

Are you sure you ain't played this game before?

Haha the best answer

Do I spot a Stardew Valley player? 😂

Surprisingly no but it's on my list of need to play

Stardew, Skyrim, and Hades are all great if you love fishing, giving gifts, and beheading the occasional monster.

Skyrim and Stardew are in my need to play but I adore Hades

This… is actually not totally inaccurate

There is one character that would likely work on

Why did you join the Thieves Guild? And despite this, why did you marry Mjoll?

Because thieves are cool and tax purposes

Can't fault you for honesty, mate!

how do you escape from helgen

Bird suit to fly over the walls

of course

Happy cake day!

What is the music of life?

Sabaton

Close enough

Power Metal is the most skyrim-est genre

What happens if you kill a chicken wandering around the town?

You've taken an innocent life and will be punished accordingly also you can make nuggets now

That's actually..... correct?????

Hey! You said you never played it!

Or as a Legend of Zelda player: “Why do I hear boss music?”

What does Harkon say to the Dragonborn after returning Serana to castle Volkihar, but ultimately rejecting the gift of Pure Blooded Vampirism?

I'm not about that blood stuff dawg

No, no, that's what the dragonborn said. What did Lord harkon say?

What do you do when a new hand touches the beacon?

Slap it that's my beacon

Not the beacon. NOT THE BEACON.

LIGHT THE BEACONS

*WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT REHABILITATION..*

[удалено]

Danny Devito (Life), Loki (Modding), Homelander (War), Queen of England (Death), Batman (Punching People), Kermit (Arson), Steve (Accounting), Athena (Speed Running), John Cena (Stealth)

This is the best pantheon I've ever seen

Thanks for teaching me a new word!

"Queen of England (Death)" 🤣 🤣 🤣

John cena (stealth)🤣🤣🤣

(stealth)

Modders need to get on this asap. I want miniature Danny devito shrines that grants eggs when you worship at them

Who is the most hated character in Whiterun

Dave

Someone better mod Dave In now.

We don't have to it's nazeem's second name.

His full name is Nazeem Dave Chillfurrow

His first name, Nazeem is the last name

Greymane or Battleborn?

Greymane cause Gandalf was one

Interesting point.

Good choice!

Agreed!

Looking to protect yourself? Or deal some damage?

Why not both ( Fireball)

Skyrim is for the _______?

Boys (gender neutral)

Skyrim is a game for good boys only ! (Smash Bros community reference if you didn't recognize it)

What is the meaning of life?

Fireball

First time i answered the question correctly i immediately followed it up with a fireball so you're correct.

What is the strongest school of magic?

Hogwarts

He's not wrong.

What is life's greatest illusion?

France

I knew it.

Who is Nazeem?

A Nazi with a bad cover name

Wait a minute...

True.

ya Pretty much

According to most players, you’re not wrong.

Close enough!

Who is Alduin and why can't I reach him?

Really cool cheese maker and his phone is dead

I mean, we never did try the phone...

Can you explain in depth how load warping works?

You acquire a load stone from the dragonborn and use it to warp to preset locations

What’s your favorite way to deal damage?

Fireball or Johnny Cage Nut Punch™

I tried the Johnny Cage Nut Punch™ on a dragon once. That Dragon died faster than you can say Johnny Cage Nut Punch™.

Who really is M’aiq the Liar?

Reginald the Untruthful

Charlesworth the dishonest

is Serana mommy

Always

Who’s your favorite divine?

Loki

So Clavicus Vile then lmao

Why were you asleep at the start of the game?

I was passed out due to consuming too much cheese

New lore?

I helped

If you had a sister, would you sell her?

I do, I did

What is the Best Mod for Skyrim.

Realistic Chaffing

Are the Thalmor right?

Only on fiscal matters

Correct IG

Best answer so far

Why is Astrid dead?

Diabetes, RIP Astrid

Khajiit has what?

Copious amounts of waffles

If you have coin

Who is widely considered the game's waifu?

The Dragonborn

Lol

What ingredients would you need to make a potion of invisibility?

Dragons tears, Hair of Cena, Wolfsbane, and Paprika

Expending the lore of the Divines, I like it

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

Once or twice a moon

Stormcloak or imperial and why?

Stormcloak because institutions of power suck

Who is Hermaeus Mora?

Arnold Schwarzenegger inspired character

Is restoration a valid school of magic?

If you're an archeologist

Name any of the holds in Skyrim

Rear Naked Choke

Depending on what mods you have installed, that's not necessarily wrong.

What does the Wabbajack do and who gave it to you?

It kills the bandersnatch and Dave Bautista

What are the companions

Homies

Accurate

Gray-mane or Battle-born?

Grey-mane cause Gandalf was one

What is a sweetroll and who stole it?

Perrito from Puss In Boots and a lot of people

What's your Khajiit breed?

Klingon but make it Aussie

What's the most annoying ingame disease?

Scoliosis

What’s your favourite in game book and why is it The Lusty Argonian Maid?

Because it's superior to the first book Lusty Agonian Waitress

What is the well know dragon shout/spell incantation.

Go web go!

How do you do horse tilt and why does one use it

Lean back, it helps before you go into a horse kickflip

Pretty much yeah

Serana or Lydia?

Lydia 100%

What is your favorite Shout?

RAZZLE-DAZZLE (Fireball)

Why shouldn't I become a cannibal.

Cause it won't be tasty

kuru incoming

Who was King Olaf?

Josh Gad got a promotion

How did Dave managed to steal the elder scrolls from the dragonborn?

An intricate heist involving more Geese than you'd expect

What is your cheese type best in game

Wheel

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?

I just wanted some cheese

What do you think of the Wabbbajack

Good pairing with the Corvus Potion

Especially when adorning the badakooka armour

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

I go would do in yes

Who is Erandur

Off brand Hercules

Why is Lydia always getting in the way?

Cause she has no brain cells

Is marriable Serana an essential mod that should be a part of anniversary edition update?

Absolutely but only if it can be a dragon theme wedding

Would you spare party snax?

Yes cause party

What is the best school of magic?

Hogwarts

Has Khajiit committed any "crimes"?

Not if they haven't been caught

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? >!What am I saying, of course you don't... 🙃!<

Once or twice a moon

what happened with the Dwemer?

Closed for health code violations

Do you get to the cloud district often?

I live there

M’aiq new Rival dropped

I honestly hope you play the game and revisit this posy once in a while to compare your answers to the questions posted here xD Who is best, Mern or MXR?

Do you know the tragedy of Darth Pelagius the Wise?

What does the wood elves diet consist of.

Wood