A nice and big piece of steak for Ike, the games make it clear that he loves meat and that he has one hell of an appetite (though not quite as much as Ilyana).
But the real question is:
Is Shulk lying just to not hurt Fiora's feelings?
Does he just not have much of a sense of taste and will eat anything?
Or is it because (massive spoilers) >!he's a literal dead body possessed by a god and therefore his tasebuds no longer work!
Ducks shouldn’t eat dough and the same applies to most birds hownstly most the animal factors are lactose intolerant to a certain extant they wouldn’t die just get the poops banjo and jazz pie being the exception as shown in nuts and bolts I’m not sure about the rest though
I can't think of anything funny... Maybe demon liver?
He looks like a demon to me, but I did play a few of the Tekkens and I remember him being called a devil, and in Dungeons and Dragons, devils and demons are different things that live in different areas and they don't like each other.
And I read in a worst case scenario survival guide that if I ever had to eat a human that the liver is the most nutritious part, so if I ridiculously assume that demons also have livers just because some are humanoid...
Well Little Mac is probably gonna want something New York style. He's from the Bronx.
I'd say that for most days, the typical athlete diet. But, for special occasions, likely a couple slices of NY style pizza, with an invite to Doc Louis, of course.
Triforce of wisdom as an appetizer, the main course will be a deep fried hero of time with seared gourmet meat, goron spice, goat butter, hylian shrooms, and some Alfredo. Dessert will be a pail of strawberry vanilla ice cream topped with cherries and Carmel and the tears of the entire hyrulian race and a movie.
Kirby: Anything, literally anything.
Inkling: Fastfood with fried shrimp as the meat should work
Sora: this is the only one I legitimately don’t know. Desert is sea salt ice cream.
everything
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
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yes
Oh these are pretty cool bananas.
**\*Game Boy starts falling\*** **\*Screaming intensifies\***
-GAME-
“I say what a magnificent pair of bananas” * *GameLad starts to have a fall* * “OH GOOD HEAVENS”
He'll just put it in his hoard though.
He’ll just take it from the horde though
Net 0 gains in the banana hoard I guess
Coconut cream pie for dessert
I don't have to "make" anything, just go to Walmart to buy some fresh garlic.
It doesn’t even need to be fresh
It doesn't even need to be morally obtained
Even better if it's not!!
Yup. He'd probably be better knowing you stole it
Ah yes the w man
Ramen
*slurping intensifies*
of course
"What do you want? "Poyo" "Im not gonna give you the entire fridge"
POYO
POYO
#POYO
*POYO*
^poyo
Kirby’s trying to go Mouthful Mode
At least he doesn't go supernova
Poyo (it's you or the fridge, fucker)
Fried Chicken
It's a bird-eat-bird world out here.
There's always a bigger bird
>Feeds on wide variety of grains and smaller seeds, fresh green shoots, buds, roots, berries, insects, spiders, earthworms, snails; rarely eats lizards, snakes, **frogs**, **rodents**. -Pheasant diet. Slippy, greninja, and the rats better watch out.
Guess I'm cooking some violently mutilated carcasses of innocent civilians tonight. For both of my mains, of course.
He’s devoured an entire village, while Ridley has only eaten some lady’s parents
Villager meat hasn't been implemented yet though.
Yet
Zombie villagers do drop rotten flesh tho iirc
You'd be correct! So ig some form of cannibalism exists in MC! Not surprised tbh
It's not cannibalism with the zombie villagers since the player is human and they're not. Regular zombies tho....
#Yet.
everyone from Gen 1
I offer my mains as tribute
Including the humans?
Especially the humans
Curry
And coffee
and a huge burger
Borgir
Sojiro would be proud
Hot teacher
Master Curry?
Uhhh…dis pear?
Grape skittles too?
I also main Mii fighters, what do you think they’d like?
Plain water
A nice and big piece of steak for Ike, the games make it clear that he loves meat and that he has one hell of an appetite (though not quite as much as Ilyana).
gotta fuel those muscles somehow edit: also steve loves steak to because it is one of the most nutritious foods for him
It's one of the most dick looking foods on release.
rip steve’s meat
I'll ask Oscar how he does it
Plumber
“Hey Mario, can you just run that way?” “Sure, pisano!.. wait, isn’t this the victory screen area?” “Don’t worry about it”
"and at that moment he knew, he messed up"
i was JUST thinking that
Guess I'm dinner, YAHOO!
God damn it
Don’t forget H2O
Probably a Sandwich, but Shulk has no sense of taste, even if i give him rocks he would say they are delicious
But the real question is: Is Shulk lying just to not hurt Fiora's feelings? Does he just not have much of a sense of taste and will eat anything? Or is it because (massive spoilers) >!he's a literal dead body possessed by a god and therefore his tasebuds no longer work!
I mean there's no reason to assume >!his tastebuds wouldn't work when all his other senses do!<
I think the second one but I maaayy be wrong
put vegetables in it, he won't be able to tell ~~or maybe he can tell and that's why he doesn't eat~~ [this sandwich](https://youtu.be/ovHSHkOCEoQ)
Pancakes? Rice Paper? There's not much food for a flat person to eat...
Eh, he cooks food for himself. The question is whether you can enjoy his food with him
Just cut your dish paper-thin
Sausage.
RAM
tortilla
What the heck do I do for random, make a giant buffet?
Pizza should work! I'm pretty sure nobody on the roster would be opposed to a reasonable amount of pizza haha
Dogs are pretty lactose intolerant and struggle with large amounts of fat so probably not duck hunt duo or Isabelle
Lies, my dog loves pizza
Is it still alive?
RIP Fido
Hawkeye?
Ducks shouldn’t eat dough and the same applies to most birds hownstly most the animal factors are lactose intolerant to a certain extant they wouldn’t die just get the poops banjo and jazz pie being the exception as shown in nuts and bolts I’m not sure about the rest though
Steak, so he’ll stop being homesick
I feel like that might do the opposite tbh
Don’t forget to call your mom as well to cure homesickness
Don't you mean NUTPEE? Oh, you don't like NUTPEE? T-O-O Bad!
We are making dubious food
Nah rock roast
apple
Don’t do it, he’ll explode
Doctor Mario: \*vanishes in a puff of logic\*
You know what they say, an apple a day sends the doctor to space. At least Pac-Man's kind does.
I guess I’m cooking Bear but how tf would I even get that? Or maybe oranges?
If she's anything like her father, you don't even need to buy a peeler.
The souls of the innocent I suppose or maybe a spicy curry. Does anybody know any Gerudo traditional dishes?
Schwarma
I think you're thinking of different giant green man though if given the chance I'll try it anyways.
Empty the pantry into a big pot
Protein shake (Little Mac)
nah he'd have some of doc louis's chocolate
But ONLY after he beats Mr. Dream
Microwave hotdogs
Yes
Does Samus Even eat?
Zoomer Skree soup And I mean she definitely does if she wants to keep that 199lb muscle body
Samus be munching those X parasites like gummies
Any number of foods, so long as it's accompanied by a bottle of milk.
sweet berries
Me and Ike are having a full, hearty meal with steak, roasted potatos, wild rice, and steamed vegetables. Bone app the teeth.
Who is App the Teeth and why are we boning him?
I can put anything front of his and he'll eat it
Kirbo?
Or the King
Or Steve But not as much
America (Need that oil bro)
I love this post
I can't think of anything funny... Maybe demon liver? He looks like a demon to me, but I did play a few of the Tekkens and I remember him being called a devil, and in Dungeons and Dragons, devils and demons are different things that live in different areas and they don't like each other. And I read in a worst case scenario survival guide that if I ever had to eat a human that the liver is the most nutritious part, so if I ridiculously assume that demons also have livers just because some are humanoid...
Knuckle sandwich.
Fuck
I guess ... Ape brains? With a side of chimp legs? Let me call my guy.
Potatoes Idk everyone likes potatoes
But what kind? Mashed, scalloped, baked, raw?
The Shinra equivalent of MRE.
Despair flavored.
As travelers I’m sure they would eat just about anything really
I think he would like his adoptive mother's stew
Coconut cream pie
"I will shower you in coconut cream pie" -Donkey Kong
Hearty simmered fruit
The fuck do I cook for Snake? Military Rations?
No, tree frog
Toss him an MRE, a pot, and a stove
Calorie Mate
banana
Sora: Roasted Paopu Fruit Sephiroth: Cloud or Italian BBQ Greninja: The closest Bug Type.
Oh, I read that as “You are cooking your main for dinner. What are you making?“
one chicken wing
FLOOR ICE CREAM!!
Well Little Mac is probably gonna want something New York style. He's from the Bronx. I'd say that for most days, the typical athlete diet. But, for special occasions, likely a couple slices of NY style pizza, with an invite to Doc Louis, of course.
I suppose I’d just breathe on him a bit
Rising tacos obviously
Sephibroth
Plumber was already said for Piranha Plant so… The finest square cake.
Triforce of wisdom as an appetizer, the main course will be a deep fried hero of time with seared gourmet meat, goron spice, goat butter, hylian shrooms, and some Alfredo. Dessert will be a pail of strawberry vanilla ice cream topped with cherries and Carmel and the tears of the entire hyrulian race and a movie.
The fanciest and most expensive Piece of Krill
Omlit 🤤
Kirby: Anything, literally anything. Inkling: Fastfood with fried shrimp as the meat should work Sora: this is the only one I legitimately don’t know. Desert is sea salt ice cream.
Morgana
“good grief, Ren, are you eating the cat again?”
Well...
[Copyrighted by Disney]
I don't know, what does Cloud like? Chocobo? Also, how do I get the main flair?
Reticulated Python, instant noodles, or a Calorie Mate... with a side of cigarettes maybe.
Lots of spaghetti
Human adults that have delved in the acts of procreation, impregnation and birth of a human child.
Samus’ parents
Tanuki.
*So that's why Tom Nook's not playable in Smash...*
Frogs
Hot dogs with chilli.
Cloud Sea Crab Sticks and some Jenerossi Tea, one favourite pouch item for each side of her.
I don’t even need to cook anything, I can just dumpster dive for a burger and fries or order a pizza or something and Ness’ll be happy with it
**ness dug through the trash** **Ness found a half eaten burger!**
Bowser junior, probably Kraft Mac cheese
What the hell do I say? 2D sausages?
A tortilla, it's flat and two-dimensional.
Flatbread
A gyro with beef, sour cream, and guacamole.
Probably kebabs. He can use his sword as the stick.
My main is already a master chef so… idk id need to call my mom for help
A slice of (probably stolen) strawberry cake
Curry, other pretty normal foods
Toonie: Grandma's Soup Peach: Cake Zelda: Fruitcake Bowser: More Cake with a side of Plumber Ganondorf: The souls of the innocent Mario: Spaghet
Food. (kirbo)
Anything, he'll say it's delicious even if it's stone cold.
Two bowls of soup with bread on the side of course. Or maybe two plates of poutine, a great meal after spending a day on the cold mountain!!
Literally anything I cook would work. Shulk canonical has little taste in food and says everything tastes good
just give him pieces of cardboard disguised as actual food
I'm getting some Steak and Golden Carrots.
Steak and A nice dish of Aerith Kabobs.
All Terry needs is Mac donal
Ketchup with a bit of gun powder on it
I’ll just bring him to Yellowstone and let him go nuts.
Sonic: chili dogs, and a roasted fat Italian pig. Sora: fruit salad with paopu fruit, and for dessert, sea salt ice cream.