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Ignis-11

Ezhegebateweh yehzegebede ya zegebeweh


Sudden_Structure

I forgot about that FacToid


slugdonor

read this in alans voice


_b00z3r_

You were suh-posed to


ShankyShoe

yeah that’s a good point


aaron_67_9500

oh yes, I agree with you.


Fantastic-Whereas-36

I am not accusing you. I am simply asking


erraticpulse-

gubuh suboizeshoieyzebadozeyazahbuhdo


Dare_Soft

Woah, man no need to get hostile. It's pretty weird you would defend THAT


erraticpulse-

zoidubamazupte muclackuh zoopta


ShadowTheChangeling

Usbrbdkdhcybjwla sidhdowbehfif sj sjdhwbwoxugtrh ejwbw


dinomyghtt

this a public subreddit, man.


ShadowTheChangeling

Duwhehdidjwiw ahdb shwyahwgwjs obt ugfinwwubwub


_SpanishInquisition

Jesus dude there are minors here


Legomyeggo8430

Equapuekdiuaskdoe dkeow


DrunkenCoward

Since Glep is several thousand years old I like to pretend he partook in most of the most gruesome wars in history. Kind of like Dan Halen.


SharkMilk44

The raw, badboy edge is a direct result of seeing thousands of people die violently in front of him.


DrunkenCoward

Most of them died on the edge of Glep's blade. He was known as Glep the Red in those days.


drewster231

Nah he was just born with it


ninjadude1992

Did he live in the Americas the whole time or did he travel the world with his armies?


MustacheMafia34

Glep actually discovered America


ninjadude1992

Oh yea, I forgot about that


SavorySoySauce

I think I've seen posts of someone putting Glep into historical paintings and photos. Like before the show even kicked off.


spooky-goopy

nah, he's too good natured for that. he might have that raw, bad boy edge, but he wouldn't hurt anyone. okay he *may* have voted for Mr. Frog and changed the course of history forever, but he made a good point.


AbeTheGreat412

Rumor has it he started the great syphilis outbreak of 1495.


krapnek02

choosing to headcanon your comment and say that he was all four members of Van Halen as well edit: no one asked, but glep was david lee roth not sammy hagar.


DrunkenCoward

I said DAN Halen, not VAN Halen. But I still enjoy the mental image.


TheLegend2T

Don't ask Glep what he was doing during the Civil War


BoogieSmools

That he voted for Mr. Frog not because of his connection to the Mr. Frog Show, but because of President Jimble’s oppressive immigration policy.


PtEthan323

Mr. Frog is pro immigration but only because it means there’s more people in the country to terrorize.


BoogieSmools

He has mandatory background checks, but Red Flags actually get you moved Up the queue


ClarkleTheDragon

I 100% believe he voted for Mr. Frog so that he'd have another opportunity to play Mr. Frog


ClarkleTheDragon

I mean he can say whatever he wants, but thats what i believe


IgnoringChat

He expressed his reasoning pretty succinctly, I thought.


Twinbladey

Well i'm glad he's tied down because he's my girlfriend's favorite character. He's way too powerful. That's why the script writers only have him say and do few things.


seasonedgroundbeer

Wish we could understand him. Based on the way everyone acts when he does speak he seems pretty compelling.


Brickywood

Hes cock is green


Zestyclose-Soup-9578

What are you talking about? You can clearly see it's purple.


Rude_Nobody_3222

If that’s his dick that means he can take it off like in the Halloween episode and Brazil


Zestyclose-Soup-9578

Yeah... Can't everyone do that?


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again


EnsoElysium

This happens all the time. (It's detachable.)


Zestyclose-Soup-9578

You can't keep doing that to yourself. Something's gotta change brother.


Helpful-Relation7037

We have the same social security number


Helpful-Light-3452

You should delete that


Helpful-Relation7037

It’s a joke I’m good, and trust me no one’s gonna want to steal my identity lol


Kindly_Chip_6413

bad mistake bud


G-l-a-s-s_O-c-e-a-n

He has game


Lost-Recover3770

Marge Simpson can testify


chickenshitlittle

lol is that his wife's canon name?


TheLegend2T

[Yup](https://smilingfriends.fandom.com/wiki/Marge_Simpson)


broketothebone

STOP The weird ass lore that keep unfolding from this show is wrecking me


Sir_Mopington

According to the commentary on the episode she first appears in, Mike and Zach named her that because both are very common names and there are a ton of real people named Marge Simpson so therefore they can name her it without getting the Simpsons after them


KrakenKing1955

She a baddie fr


Franks_Spice_Sauce

He HATES gardening but we all knew that already


jojomezmerize

He is the first green Smiling Friend


drinkinfloppa

racism defeated


jimiman99

well except for Pim now


dasic___

The fact that no one, not even Charlie knows what he does there.


ZandriCarson

He writes the episode synopses that's why they're weird like that


dasic___

That's actually be a hilarious twist.


VagueFatality

That's does be, doesn't that? That's actually be a good point


RedBlackBlueDragon

He was John Brown’s right hand man during the Harper’s Ferry raid and is still a violently devout Christian


worldssmallestfan1

“Christianity was right”-Glep


Demonseed425

He enjoys Whittling, as seen in the Gwimbly Episode!


Routine_North9554

He is over 1,000 years old


Becket113

He voted for mr frog because he is green


bosmer_song

I thought it was because he played him in that episode


RWBIII_22

His wife is named Marge Simpson and he’s over 1,000 years old


GlosxyMyaa

He blush he spit he iPad kid :)


TidulTheWarlock

His love for sexy Brazilian girls


pussygangsters

He likes stupid idiot humor


jsweeze

He’s got that bad boy edge


Roadkillgoblin

*That raw bad boy edge


jsweeze

Certified glep fan Fr


Ren_TheWriter

that his gender is green


BalrogSlayer00

And his hair and eyes


DDESTRUCTOTRON

He is fluent in Mandarin, Cantonese, Spanish, and Sanskrit


TheLegend2T

Don't forget Wingon


ltcordino

Do you think he knows a little spammish too?


Ren10Toes

The fact his wife is hot and so much taller than him. We love a short king.


Kindly_Chip_6413

Efegghehdhcw acbdnwnwebebebe zibebebg


goth_eye

He has a wife named Marge Simpson


groovyism

He speet


Julian1914

He’s canonically 1,695 years old


only2pesos4u

Zságurzsgá zsigobodó igábodó*hawk tuah*


DoughBuilding

That he did this in the puppet version of the Mr. Frog episode ![gif](giphy|dMTxWQ6yzl7sevg7mO|downsized)


Stormygeddon

He owns a Steam Deck.


Sammy_Three_Balls

He speaks English but chooses not to


MW6768

He got doxxed by the media and didnt die from it


Mr_Goat-chan

He’s just a little dude.


PresidentOfKoopistan

He will eventually become the President of the United States


SpookyCrossing

He fucking HATES gardening


DragonOfTheNorth98

He was born the same year Constantinople was made the capital of the Eastern Roman Empire


Jokerman9540

His iconic hatred of gardening


rinny02852

His job is to sit on a bean bag, watch his tablet, or sometimes take a nap. He seems to have the same job as my granddaughter.


Smooth_Marzipan6035

His wife is Marge Simpson.


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

His gender is listed as green


Chris-One

That he has a hot wife


OrdinarySaiyan

he hates gardening


HorrorRisk6839

That he hates gardening


TuftOfFurr

iIiiIiiIi. IIiiIiIiiiIIiiI. iiiIiIiIiIiiiiiiIIiii?


Minimallycheese

He’s hundreds of years old, green and wears a cool hat. All of the science tells me he should be retired, and yet he isn’t.


SquishyStar3

Hes green and I like his hat


DVoorhees64

Ashwadawshawshebudahshwe


Dangerous_Joke2065

He’s racist


sjarretth1

His wife’s name is Marge Simpson and she actually really dislikes when people make the correlation.


RobertGBP

He helped bury Smormu after Charlie swung a corded DeWalt circular saw at his head like a medieval flail.


NovaStar479

he has probably committed a few war crimes but he’s cute so it’s okay :)


ShalaKaranok

What's his girlfriend's @???


alukard15

thats his wife and her name is marge simpson


clevelandthefish69

in one scene he Mumbles something about skibidi toilet, considering he is an iPad kid he's basically canon he watches Skibidi toilet... Brrr Skibidi..


rorzri

That a whole discussion was had on what his surname would be but it was quickly forgotten


brennanball

everyone knows he hates gardening


oatmealedkoala

He is 1600 years old


Lanz922

Ashgabawa giblonei brogh.


Choice-Cost

He’s green


Cube_play_8

Well actually I have 2 fav facts. The first is that Glep is a super fan of Mr Frog The second is that Glep is ultra random guy


marveljew

He invented the lightbulb and plays *League of Legends*.


loqi0238

He was born in 324.


banditch_

Yehishssjs jsvdsusj hdjdid ah


Express_Rush_4938

He would've been the next Mr. Frog.


Aristourgimaton

That he's a 6'5 muscular black guy in human form


funginum

![gif](giphy|uN4S47lTlMSX0fk2bh|downsized)


Plus-Emphasis-2605

He hats gardening is so funny


Kroomtheender

Spits on you *


Born_Sleep5216

That he is funny and cute.


albancigo

Yeskelbehdjeke bsoehsksla


GuaranteedKarenteed

He’s green :)


DankHillington

The fact that he hates gardening.


lobotomymaggot

that hes technically genderless


crablord42

He has a wife named Marge simpson, who hates when people bring up her name because she's never seen the simpsons


Drwho7890

Green :3


Random_guytheo

His wife, Marge Simpson


Brim_Dunkleton

He hates gardening


WidestReceiver

Glep is a Pennsylvanian, yet despite this idk if he likes wawa or sheetz better


SupercudakPl

Moszoż?


SteveZissouniverse

He's a short creature with a purple hat married to a tall hot wife...glep is Tomar...


maxisback612

glep


CartoonBudArtz

He’s over a million years old


Jolly_97

He's purple


Gemini-Jack

That I get happy when I see him and get mad when people are mean to him


Scyxurz

That he can actually speak English fluently and chooses not to. He reads a story to his grandkids and tells them hell is real. Maybe he just learns English later?


Talentless-kun

Smol


Usual_Back3801

His wife’s name


LivingClone13

Cool purple wizard hat


spazxoxoxo

that he is green!


mresparza20

He can Rap. "Where Da Hell U From!"


Qbeh

He's got that raw bad boy edge about him.


WhoDey_Writer23

that is can slang that thing


Laxhoop2525

That, given his current age and how he still seems to be young, he’ll probably outlive his smocking hot wife.


MarcioGianotti

EVERYTHING, I LOOOVE GLEP


weathercmoon

That he hates gardening. So true bestie


xrbeeelama

Glep


GMEdumpster

That’s he has a PHD


Cchaireazy

Spit


TheOnyxViper

He’s got that raw bad boy edge


nanon0324

He convinced Prometheus to take the fall for betraying the gods by giving mortals fire because Prometheus, having prophetic sight (as his name means Foresight), knew that Glep was too important to the universe to be kept in chains. Glep could easily survive having his liver eaten every day but the outcome when he finally broke free was too terrifying to allow to happen.


TheTunez

yes


A_Fox_in_Space

It sucks he was pretty much only a random background critter this season.


arboriasys

his sex is green


Accomplished_Bee6206

He once killed 7 men with his green nublets after they approached his wife in a bar.


mimdeetz_

Green + hat


Xdesolate_X

That he tastes of raisin


CitizenOfPlanet

He’s a gay icon


AdvancedPsychology81

Glep b chillin Frss


VAShumpmaker

Sex: Green


LittleCrimsonWyvern

He lives in Pennsylvania


eastc0asttoast

That he hates gardening


EraOfJUBA

His wife.


Sir_Squamble

His gender is green


Bloxxerboi

His sex is green


AbeTheGreat412

He was Doink the Clown


McSquee14

His wife’s (fiancée?) name is Marge Simpson


Zelda-Obsessed

My father's room mate in college


Robinsonaustin

He has a hot wife.


dead_or_undead

That no one knows what he does. I imagine he just never leaves his beanbag.


Random_Frnd_7738

hes not male or female, he is green


Spinoirr

The fact he is a war criminal and wanted in multiple state's 


BigMac_Savage

"Sex: green"


cactuscat___

wdij sksio sjojaijwiw jjkljeios jklnuiwh ytarae


BipoNN

Who tf is Glep


Sarah_hhhh

He has a wife called Marge Simpson


desorcyjackson447

He smol boi.


Anon42123

Eushfkxoslskdbfhcu jdhdiflsgwyx fururuegahio


Lowad15

Glep has clothes but just doesn't wear them most of the time


bulletblaster96

Ezgajoaoosjeb ya yeintaishb


BlitzMalefitz

Green


perpetuallytired3

that he’s really annoying to cross stitch. all that green is driving me crazy!


Deni_Z_Plays

My head canon about Glep for Mr.Frog was: "I voted for him because we both are green!" Which I would definitly respect of course, but my favourite thing about Glep is that he has the aura to pull girls without much effort, unlimited rizz and aura!


Morticia_Smith

He once appeared in my room in the dead of night and told me in perfect English the exact date and time I would die. Thanks to him, I've been making sure to live my life to the fullest! Thanks, Glep!


Smignort

He said Skibidi toilet


gwimblysgun

Ezskibadayyhahuiyhiahguya aiesheripizapata.


lilstoner1206

his gfs name is Marge Simpson