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raspmary

thats for all the times you called him baldy mcnosehair, sonic eggman's absolutely rockin that beard tho


Crackinmyknuckles

Indeed.


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Now sonic can insult him with Baldy McBeardFace.


TheIJDGuy

I feel like that one will get Eggman even more angry


[deleted]

So... Once?


raspmary

that one time was so unfunny that eggman still isnt over it


Skylord_Guthix

Colors and Lost World.


[deleted]

Sonic only called him "Baldy McNosehair" and that was in Lost World, in Colours was when he discovered the name due to a mistranslation from Tails' Wisp translator.


SilverHero_gaming

U ain't wrong


Ali_Ali_Oxen_Free

Domestic Sonic and Eggman is something I need to see more of now


raspmary

id like to think eggman eventually came around and stopped trying to take over the world, but still built eggmanland, his dream theme park that isnt *as* dangerous as his *original plans* he still hates sonic, but in more of a frenemy sort of way - think their relationship in the sonic boom tv show, but less buddy-buddy and with a lot more bitter rivalry which then would of course lead to eggman pulling a plethora of pranks on sonic just to get back at him for ruining his plans back in the day


boodybangjrs

So sonic boom?


raspmary

... yeah, thats what i said


Mr_Sans_Kid

I really liked sonic boom. It was really funny to me.


Lukthar123

More like... Sonic Boomer.


Timely-Fudge859

I loved Sonic boom so I take offense


JordanaCortana

Well, you better put that fence back


Timely-Fudge859

So you want a fencing match?


boodybangjrs

Sry, glanced half way through


raspmary

lmao fair - i fall into that habit too sometimes


thunderchungus1999

Sonic Boom feels like Eggman is still on the contract to hate Sonic, beyond his regular take over plans they relate over peetty much everything when they have the chance.


codeylee45

Sooooooooo.......... Sonic Boom with less jokes and next gen kids?


Ali_Ali_Oxen_Free

This is now my headcanon, thank you


SirLightKnight

Okay, I’m sorry, Eggman has upped his game, that beard is outstanding.


raspmary

right?? he pulls it off surprisingly well


MedicInDisquise

Pulls it off so well he actually looks younger after the timeskip


metalsonic005

MF just tore it off post-reboot Snivley. No scissors or razor, just gave him the beard equivalent of scalping. What Eggman wants, Eggman gets.


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DAMM EGGMAN GOT THAT BEARD


DaDank_69

How dare you not make him say eggcellent


madsalsa1

It's eggin time


GigglegirlHappy

And then he egged all over the place


kindagarbage2

please never utter those eight words in that specific order ever again


KingMario05

# AND THEN HE EGGED ALL OVER THE PLACE


GigglegirlHappy

And then he egged all over the place


Nicolasgonzo87

im going to egg 😩


CreativestName69420

Uhng~ I’m egging


jayvenomva

It's eggin time!


Timely-Fudge859

I’m gonna egg some white yolk 🤤


Tom-edian

this is the same energy as Game Grumps "I'm gonna complete\~" "where do you want me to complete?\~"


[deleted]

#IM ABOUT TO EGG


Lazymcdelta4ce

I like to think that eggy got his papers in order, built his theme park legally, and now just trolls sonic so that he can still say that he's evil


cyberpeachy420

lmao, totally, domestic eggman and sonic just being bitter at each other but not cut throat like would be cool. also, happy cake day


Lazymcdelta4ce

Eggman is the dinkleberg to sonics mr turner


cyberpeachy420

YES EXACTLY


mikeynj908

Thing is Mr. Turner is usually upset he doesn't have or is able to do what Dinkelberg is.


Lukthar123

Lmao


Timely-Fudge859

DinkleBERRRRG!!!!!


radikraze

I love the adult Sonic and Amy designs


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Me, too! Would be nice to imagine Sonic and his friends hanging out with their families together like King of the Hill.


CreativestName69420

King of the Green Hill


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

r/UsernameChecksOut


Da_Gudz

I really want a Sonic comics run set after a time skip Doesn’t even have to be canon, just please Sega I’ll do anything


charisma-entertainer

Oh, we already did that. Twice. Penders had fun with the concept.


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charisma-entertainer

Oh yeah, the whole “my dad can talk to the god of the universe, so all his actions are justified no matter how screwed up they were, or will be and to talk to this god I need to go into a pool of golden water while naked” dealy. That was a thing.


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cyberpeachy420

yup, classic ken penders


mikeynj908

All we need to hear about now is any future news reports about alleged rape/sexual assault/harassment cases against Ken Penders so he would talk much less.


Fwendly_Mushwoom

I mean, Sally has always been naked, like most animal characters. She only wears shoes and a vest that doesn't cover anything, she didn't even have the vest for the first season of SatAM and the first 20 or so issues of the comic. The real problem is that issue was drawn by one those old comic artists who only draw women one way, and since Sally is the only character in a full-page intro panel, she's way too detailed and humanistic and doesn't look at all like the body proportions of a Sonic character. It's the uncanny valley.


metalsonic005

"The pervert goo of destiny justifies the genocide of the people turned into robot slaves who've only *just* regained their freedom."


muffinmonk

Wasn't that bad either thankfully. Actually had fun reading them.


KingMario05

This, but as a cartoon, pls.


PhobiusofMobius

Archie?


ImaginaryResident868

The alternate reality of what happens in the music video "Crushing Thirties"


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I'd take this alternate reality any day. No back pain, draining jobs, or abusive wives. Just families moving on together.


KingMario05

Agreed! And hell, maybe *this* Sonic is the world's most OP private investigator who'll ***still*** kick a god's ass if the job calls for it, lol!


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

So he works with Chaotix? lol


KingMario05

No, no... he *took their agency over*. Charmy, Espio, Vector, Amy, Cream... they all work for ***him*** now. The only ones who don't are tech magnate Tails (who'll still help out however he can) and Shadow, now a full-on stooge for the G.U.N.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Fascinating... I wonder why Vector would allow that. I like your view on Shadow.


KingMario05

Probably something far more mundane that what you're implying, lol. Maybe he just wanted to settle down and have a family, and Sonic was just his best agent at the time. Or maybe Vector went solo, and someone had to pick up the slack. Who knows?


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Awesome headcanon potential


KingMario05

*SONIC: Private Eye!* Coming soon to MTV and Paramount+! >!Rated TV-MA.!<


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

TV-MA for DAMN


[deleted]

This could be Sonic CD's "Good Future"!


CertifiedCan129

Ivo “Family friend” Robotnik


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

"Eggcellent!"


Random_Metroid_Fan

Can we get official media where Eggman has that beard? It's so well done with the rest of his design it almost looks like it's supposed to be there


LawbringerIsShob

We do a little trolling


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https://mobile.twitter.com/ArsworldS/status/1556662850814324742


the_real_Dan_Parker

I like how Eggman went from a villainous mastermind wanting to take over the world to just making a kid say stuff just to annoy his archnemesis.


Gold_Floatzel

Egghead would so do this lol


KujaroJotu

Truly Eggman’s most despicable plan yet.


slimyemo

bearded eggmans could get it ngl


Phantom_The_fortnite

Why can I see him fully doing this.


Unknown_starnger

Sonk


TheRobloxPro

Sonk ☕


Salty-Truck-1633

Sonk


Comprehensive_Top267

sonk


Iceswimmer05

sonk


gg42066

Sonk


KingMario05

"If I can't beat the father, then I'll be ***damn well SURE*** to have his kid do it! ***MUA-HA-HA-HA!"*** \- Eggman, probably.


remasteration

This makes my heart absolutely melt... I want more of this


Nightstar95

This artist has made a bunch of mini comics in this AU and they are all a joy to read. Totally recommend browsing their stuff!


remasteration

Thank God it's the wholesome and reasonable type of ships instead of... the *weird* ones, you know. I mean we need this type of wholesome stuff give the general public's perception of the Sonic's fanbase, especially after the whole Frontiers debacle. And I understand they make their own full comics as well or am I wrong? If so, do we need to pay for it on Patreon or something, or can we read it for free?


Nightstar95

What’s the Frontiers debacle? I know about the game, but I haven’t been keeping an eye on the fandom lately so I’m out of the loop XD. And Ares posts their comics on Twitter along with the rest of their Sonic art. Here are some favorites of mine: [1](https://mobile.twitter.com/ArsworldS/status/1418273169744351234/photo/1), [2](https://mobile.twitter.com/ArsworldS/status/1500869637457661953/photo/1), [3](https://mobile.twitter.com/ArsworldS/status/1532394213312061446/photo/1).


remasteration

>What’s the Frontiers debacle? Ppl were just pressed about how the game looked after the first IGN reveal, it was a whole thing. >And Ares posts their comics on Twitter along with the rest of their Sonic art. I never thought I had to say this but I guess I gotta create a Twitter account 💀


Nightstar95

As an artist myself, I strictly only use Twitter to follow other artists’ work and specifically changed the settings to avoid as much news and controversy as possible. It’s still designed to close you in a hate bubble, but at the very least you can have some control on how strong said bubble can affect your life.


Cream_Rabbit

Alright, to the future I must purify him


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Did you find Silver yet?


Cream_Rabbit

Yep His schedule is free so, here we go!


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Archie Sonic has an existing side character named Spike: A porcupine fanboy who formed a Sonic-based trio to aid the Freedom Fighters. Perhaps Sonic's gotten close enough to Spike to name his child after him.


Dear-Painting8764

To be honest, Eggman would be that petty


Godrxys

I don't really care for Sonamy, but the comic is still kinda cute. Plus Eggman rocks that beard beautifully


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Everyone has their own OTP! ♥️


Godrxys

Mine being Sonaze lol, I just really like their dynamic in the Rush games. Still, I respect whatever anyone wants to ship. As long as they don't try and insult or change what I like, cuz that's no good


FoxWolfFrostFire

Good taste. My top ship is ShadAmy. But it sometimes feels like Shadow x Tikal or Big x Blaze is my favorite. And exactly! Live and let live. Though if everyone one is chill about, a bit of a friendly ship war is always fun. So long as it isn't taken too seriously.


Godrxys

Mind explaining Big x Blaze? I don't really understand that one. Shadamy is also one of my favourites, their scene together in SA2 started that lol


FoxWolfFrostFire

I'm SO glad you asked lol. I prefer the concept of the ship rather than pulling from interactions. So I'll explain Okay. The superficial stuff first. 1. Their designs blend well together. Both being purple cats gives them a cute design similarity, while also being on total opposite ends of the size chart. Blaze in two inch heels is eye level to the cast, and is extremely slender, while Big is...big. Giving them cute design difference. But it isn't just so simple. Their personalities open up some amazing dynamics. Blaze is a princess, often stressing her self about meeting her own personal standards, she is well spoken and formal...with the social grace of a brick. Struggling to grasp even the basic social interactions. While Big is a bumpkin, with a bit of a dull wit and simple thinking often so unconcerned about stress that the only thing to worry him is his friends being I'm trouble, speaking of friends, Big is a social butterfly. Swiftly making deep long friendships with people who just met thanks to his shockingly high emotional awareness. Heck! I can even tie their abilities together! Big is the single most durable member of the cast! He comfortably hangs out in artic water, nuclear coolant/reactor water, inside of volcanoes, and fields of highly toxic gas. It is 100% safe to say, Blaze wouldn't need to hold her self back just because Big is near by. He can Tank it regardless of how much she turns up the heat.


Godrxys

That seems like a solid concept, I respect your opinion. I've always personally thought they'd be closer to (somehow) relatives, their similar designs of being purple cats with yellow eyes makes me think they're somehow related. Maybe Big is Blaze's father? Hell of a stretch, I know, but I feel that maybe there's something there for SEGA to possibly explore.


FoxWolfFrostFire

Most people feel that way after i explain it lol. I think it is the shell shock from someone putting so much thought into what is widely considered a "crack" ship. Their dynamic just fits my niche perfectly so it is in my top five ships. I know canonical ages don't mean much...but father is a stretch, cause Big would be 4 when Blaze would be conceived. Older brother sure. But with the confusion around Blaze’s back story we'll likely never see it outside of fan works. Oh. Wait. Unless she is from the future, so he could be like her great great grandfather(but i ignore the 06 aspects of her story to the best of my ability lol) either way...it is a mess.


Godrxys

I do like some crack ships (I think Surge x Amy counts, not too sure on that) but I don't think Big x Blaze is one of those. More power to you if you like it though!


Comprehensive_Top267

also in the future big would be a king so he would technically be a discord mod irl


KonataYumi

This is hilarious


IteTheCrapOC

Eggman is ROCKING that beard I like the idea that Eggman only pulls pranks on Sonic and the gang in the future and doesn’t do any really evil stuff anymore


Huehuehuehue288

I would love to see Sonic and Eggman like this. Not enemies, or friends. Just trolling each other whenever they can.


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Phenomenal.


Bunnnnii

Why is everything about this so fucking cute? The. When I thought I couldn’t melt anymore, is Spike’s onesie supposed to make him a Chao? I’m a puddle. And the way suspicious Sonic looks a lot like Werehog.


WaluigiFiesta45

Maybe it's easier for him to legally call himself Sonk the Hedgehong than make the baby say Sonic. The baby hedgehog is so cute. And I like how Tails Doll is being the one who is manipulating him. Lol.


Ktassio

This is the same man who broke into Sonic's house while he was sleeping and *SWAPPED HIS SHOES!* His villainy knows no bounds.


ConnorLego42069

Egg man’s given up on world domination, he’s a complete good guy now He continues to pull constant minor inconveniences on sonic though


TradePsychological40

Eggman:What? Don't judge me, since he has a family I feel lonely.


LexTheRedditor878

There was a missed opportunity for Eggman to say "Egg-cellent".


TheSvpremeKai003

Maybe sonic could work as a comedy cartoon. Like on the verge of Teen Titans GO, but not as out there.


Nyarlathotep_tcc

Sonic boom?


Sladashi

I mean... I was going to blame Amy for how many times she has said the name Sonic...


Nebbbbula

I think it would be funny if tails doll is doing this because he felt like it and not because eggman told him too


LycanLucario345

Okay, I'm loving this comic. Recently saw a video by mashed and I felt bad Amy was being treated like a maniac. Loving the little one. Is the child a boy or girl cause the hat makes me think girl. Sonic amd Amy are good for each other.


[deleted]

It's a boy, Sonic refers to him as a "he" and his name is Spike, so presumably a boy.


Nagisa_Kobayashi

Eggman has grown more hair on his face but still nothing on his head


[deleted]

Wonder how life is treating tails in this timeline


[deleted]

I think he's dating Cream and has a robot assistant, Cosmo! But Sonic X isn't canon to this au, it's just a coincidence that he built his plant waifu.


[deleted]

This is the most wholesome thing I have ever see in this subreddit, this panels melt my heart in a good way, Thank you very much artist!!!


Western-Alarming

Eggman making an announcement to baby sonic just wonderful


Yukito_097

Tails Doll: \*holds picture of Shadow\* Eggman: "Now say 'Daddy'."


TheRobloxPro

Sonk ☕


BubsyFanboy

Absolutely adorable. Also, a nightmare for Sonally shippers.


FoxWolfFrostFire

The ShadAmy battalion is also displeased...but we recognize the talented art and enjoyable humor of the comic.


Godzilla_R0AR

https://youtu.be/SzqZBNHlNY4


da_wea_is_here

HE SHOULD HAVE HEARD SANIC


aggressive_boy165

After seeing that 'SONK' post from somewhere in this subreddit (basically, it was Sonic without his arms), this is so hilarious.


HeartofSpeed

this is wholesome and hilarious


Nicolasgonzo87

sonk the heghog


Crashing_Blow

Tails Doll. Why did it have to be Tails Doll?


tehsmish

that's sooooo cute! i need more!!


Jabronskyi

Hold on a sec. There’s an alternate timeline where Sonamy has bear fruit?! I love this franchise


kangarootoess

Yupppp, you should sheck out Arsworlds!


Tom-edian

to old to be a physical threat so you'll be a mental threat


AmaterasuWolf21

Oh, Eggman's in this AU too, nice


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

And he looks *sooooo* good with a Spartan beard under his usual stache.


cioda

Who else read the tails doll section in the somecallmejohnny voice.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

I now want this in IDW like the weird Archie future sonic stories


Mernerner

Haha


Tyvx

Adorable


Mernerner

I love this author. Floow them in twitter or somewhere (i don't know if they upload on other places)


[deleted]

Ares uploads on instagram!


ModelOmegaTyler

as would be expected from eggman.


manuelmakesartz

Eggman's doing just a little trolling


RezonanceEternal

SONK PRAISE THE LITTLE SONK


Sanbaddy

Eggman got that gigachad villian beard. Making some Disney Villains jealous. I really love this art style.


Konradleijon

this is totally what Eggman would do.


Andlien5629

Eggman looks so much more complete with a beard. Also, this is spot on Eggman is definitely petty enough to teach Sonic's baby to say "Sonk" instead of Dad/Dada/Daddy just to annoy Sonic.


SilverHero_gaming

God damn it eggman really


Swagspider

Sonic fans and spider-man fans want one thing and it’s disgusting


Street_Entertainer_5

I just want my favorite characters to settle down and live happy lives. Is that too much to ask from Sega and Marvel?


mikeynj908

Are you saying Peter Parker finally gets to spend the rest of his days with Mary Jane Watson?


Swagspider

Apparently so 💀


stopaskingquestions2

Wait what


ISAAKINO09

Wait wha the slag


disbelifpapy

Looks like eggman lost his shaver.


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[deleted]

"𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵" about it?


Due_Shame_2961

Fanon sonic👿


[deleted]

Umm, what?


Due_Shame_2961

This is fake they dont have a baby😠😠😤


[deleted]

Of course this is fake, when did anyone say they did? Except in this AU.


Techguy791

This is literally fanfic. Read the tags. Edit: And stop being such a purist. Sonic fan work is amazing.


Due_Shame_2961

Naked sex


Techguy791

Have you been spending a little too much time on Deviantart lately?


Due_Shame_2961

No i just lost my sanity


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Sorry but r/youngpeoplereddit


DragonickDragon

I can't stop looking at the art here, it's really good!


Salty-Truck-1633

Soooo cute TwT ..... OMMMMG


stacheboi97

This makes me very happy!


NectarineOk5214

Sonk the blue rat


That1Legnd

I have no idea why this was in my recommended but I love it anyways


ProfessionalCrow4816

eggman got a dope beard


dull_storyteller

Bearded Eggman. The ultimate evil


Kingkrool1994

Hedgehogs eat their own young, better make sure Sonic isn't hungry


[deleted]

Oh boy, I forgot about that! 🥵


[deleted]

this is a certified sonk moment


PhoenixTyphoon

I genuinely figured Eggman wouldn't be in the picture for Sonic to become domestic but they decided otherwise


Opposite_Design_5772

That is fucking cute


Iceswimmer05

Eggman be like: We do a little trolling


Sweaty_Profession798

Sonk!


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it's so adorable


[deleted]

Cute


xXDJ1nf3rn0Xx

Wonder what tails doll sounds like


Substantial-Stock-16

tails doll also the red circle in his eye makes me thing of the creepypasta


mp2s35s37

DaBaby?