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Swimming_Sink277

I'm sorry, is she pro-forest-fire?


troutman1975

As a former forestry guy I can tell you that they are the key to a healthy forest in most cases. Definitely not what she is trying to say here though. She is a psycho


CapnSquinch

That was a nice controlled burn there, makes sense it was your profession.


troutman1975

Very nice comment


masked_sombrero

A very good roast


MrKlementine

Honestly, bravo to the both of you


Derp_McShlurp

Hugely underrated comment, yourself.


Photon_Farmer

Good job on the complement fella! You're doing great.


eastcoastelite12

I appreciate you taking time to compliment the guy who was complimenting the other guy who made the original compliment.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

This guy compliments.


SHoppe715

This guy this guys


Sevn-legged-Arachnid

And you .... you deserve a compliment for noticing.


Tight_Win_6945

Their compliments complement each other.


Cartesian756

So they’re complimentary compliments?


Tight_Win_6945

COMPLEMENTARY compliments.


Agreeable_Fix9896

Wait. That’s it. She needs a controlled burn.


rtfry4

Whoa! This is 🔥


TheCh0rt

Former forestry guy? Was it a job that was too hot to handle?


what_mustache

Better than a job handling dry ice. That stuff is too cold to hold.


galstaph

They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control


nsummy

She’s holding up a bear that a kid from an after school program colored…..


Individual-Still8363

You mean the afterschool program she won’t support


Chevronet

Ok if that’s true. But then why try to look sexy posing for a photo with it? How about just a natural smile, like a normal human being? Everything is a photo op where she tries to look like a supermodel.


youn2948

That's the pick me Trump pose.


trailhikingArk

Yes, she's communicated that very clearly.


Troutmandoo

Only if they aren't started by those secret Jewish Space Lasers.


Clemtiger13

Just wondering how we know that those are bullet holes and not some kids drawing?


Complex_Fish_5904

Those aren't bullet holes. Her tweet "I was working in the office today and got this fun opportunity from the Wilmot Library’s After School Program. It’s Smokey Bear’s 80th birthday, so in celebration they are sending around a Flat Smokey to help bring awareness to fire prevention. Happy to take a moment to Smile with Smokey! As Smokey would say… “Remember, Only YOU Can Prevent Wildfires!”


zterrans

"You can't tell me I can't start a freedom fire here!"


CisIowa

Or you make a firewall made of bear and animal carcasses?


epicredditdude1

I think she might just be pro shooting bears.


FickleFanboyRPM

Bears, dogs, goats.... really, if you're on 4 legs?? She's not picky


trailhikingArk

I'm dubious that she stops shooting long enough to count legs.


FickleFanboyRPM

I highly doubt it.


misshapen_head

🤣


Alarming_Panic665

does she even know how to count?


rust_bolt

Jumping in one of the top comments. Fwiw and say what ya will about Kristi, but these aren't bullet holes. The poster made it up/made a joke.


SakaWreath

She is pro, destroying protected areas for profit. Drill, mine, pollute, deforest, create landslides. Invent new superfund sites for future generations to clean up. You can even force everyone to get frack water enemas, if the price is right. She doesn’t care as long as you put money in her purse. She doesn’t give a shit about the state or anyone in it.


Party-Travel5046

She is pro-choice. She chose to be evil n stupid.


amitkoj

The worst of the worst are coming out of wood work to take advantage of MAGA crowd.


Used_Intention6479

This is the last face that Cricket saw.


Tyl3rt

Nah, it was likely her old original face


UnbelievableTurmoil

Yeah, she used to have a normal face. This is, I don't know.


Novel_Ad_8062

next up, she eats crayons


sodakfilmthoughts

With her new teeth she'll chomp Crayolas like a champ!


OldBlueTX

Or a chimp


TomBradyBettingMoney

Woah woah woah. Thats an honor reserved specifically for the United States Marine Corps.


Dblzyx

Right! Like we'd let this bitch take our snacks.


jumpupugly

Please, nobody read this to any marines, I think they'd be very upset by you lumping her furtive gnawing in with their epicurian quirks.


MacaroniHouses

Umm this is just a shaded in Smokey the bear thing? I didn't like he before she admitted proudly in her book that she shot her own little puppy, from the countless other things, but like we don't need to make up reasons not to like her. There are already enough.


Over_Jello_4749

There are plenty of reasons to hate her, but this ain’t one. [https://x.com/kristinoem/status/1803872162916257810?s=46&t=xje3W2_NazsCtegg_7VIhg](https://x.com/kristinoem/status/1803872162916257810?s=46&t=xje3W2_NazsCtegg_7VIhg)


what_mustache

Thanks for this. Let's not also be part of the "lies lies lies" problems.


evidentlynaught

You’re right. Plenty other stuff to choose from


brushnfush

wtf man can we not stoop to their level and start making stuff up.


MisplacedLemur

Exactly. This is maddening when people act just like the RWNJs and make up cr\*p. They don't seem to understand the difference.


Personal_Buffalo_973

That's a lot of bo tox 😁


jdubbs84

I want to point out that the bear isn’t bullet ridden, that’s his fur. Not that it makes it any less weird?


a_little_hazel_nuts

That's crazy. I think she might have lost her grip on reality. She's either dealing with mental illness or drugs.


Lurkin605

Meth. She's on it.


ialto37

Next to don't jerk it that's the best sd ad campaign


GeekyGryphons

I feel like people have completely forgotten, "Why die on Mars when you can *live* in South Dakota! South Dakota: Plenty of jobs, plenty of air."


nicobackfromthedead4

As a Virginian, I was like "This sounds too absurd to be real." r u fuckin kidding me [https://www.startribune.com/why-die-on-mars-when-you-can-live-in-south-dakota/300942011/](https://www.startribune.com/why-die-on-mars-when-you-can-live-in-south-dakota/300942011/) Amazing.


Standard-Divide5118

I hate this lady but I agree with all those words


ialto37

That was a good one


Patient_Caregiver_85

Either or, she's lost the plot. Her hypocrisy knows no bounds.


ThatOneDudeFromIowa

untreated Syphilis


Pribblization

She's been letting Lewandowski give her the raw dog.


FickleFanboyRPM

No... if he even SAID "raw dog," she'd grab a gun and yell "DOG?! WHERE??" before firing shots all over the place.


junipr

Could also be both


Ok_Vermicelli_7380

Or she’s been brainwashed by the Maga cult of stupidity and Christo-fascism. There is seemingly no way out.


drewskibfd

Doesn't matter to the "R" voters. Just put that letter next to your name, and you can be as insane as you want.


a_little_hazel_nuts

I am astonished that people are ok with project 2025. It defunds everything where it hurt veterans, elderly, public schools, disabled and then rounds up and deports immigrants. I understand people consider themselves republican because they believe in church and making abortion illegal but those beliefs shouldn't push you to destroy so many peoples lives. I'm so confused by such hatred.


drewskibfd

When it comes to the GOP, the mask is off. Hatred is what drives the party. Republican voters will apparently give up their rights as long as their enemies suffer more. It's about oppression, not good policy.


Arubesh2048

Even if it were fine that they would do all that (and they *shouldn’t* be fine with it, but it lets them indulge all their deep dark prejudices, so of course they embrace it), Project2025 concentrates huge amounts of power in the executive. They shouldn’t be okay with that because it conflicts with their “small government” thing (but we already know they’re okay with hypocrisy) and it doesn’t actually guarantee that the executive will always be on their side. Like, they should be terrified of a leftist (or *gasp* a real socialist) getting into office and holding that much power. But they’ve let themselves be hoodwinked by the puppet masters behind Trump, all for the sake of feeling like they’re better than whichever scapegoat and out-group they freak out over next.


myjohnson6969

No she is practicing to be trumps running mate


DontForgetYourPPE

A tenuous grasp on reality is a prerequisite to be in GOP to begin with


2OneZebra

She like most of her cult is completely detached from reality.


KummyNipplezz

MAGA also can stand for Mental Ailments Gone Amok


sudoku7

I think she's trying to coat tail on the women preferring to encounter a bear in a forest over a random guy.


georockwoman

She’s boinking Corey Lewandowski. What more is there to say?


DennenTH

They all are...  Honestly the last few years and the social downgrade that I have seen growing up has just left me in my adult life wondering what the hell happened. Are people, in general, really so terrible?...  People used to smile.  They used to say thank you.  Now I find most people won't even glance at you for doing them a kindness. It's like humanity is determined to self destruct.


Complex_Fish_5904

Those aren't bullet holes and below is her tweet "I was working in the office today and got this fun opportunity from the Wilmot Library’s After School Program. It’s Smokey Bear’s 80th birthday, so in celebration they are sending around a Flat Smokey to help bring awareness to fire prevention. Happy to take a moment to Smile with Smokey! As Smokey would say… “Remember, Only YOU Can Prevent Wildfires!”


Happy-Initiative-838

Someone should post what she looked like before the plastic surgery and horse hair wigs.


slappymcknuckle

They think the fix is in, but they don't understand how much they are hated and only the fuckin cult gets off on this. Let's show them how much we hate them by voting so overwhelmingly that even this Scotus won't try their bullshit!


Blusterpug

Smokey can be naughty. Of course she will shoot him in the gravel pit.


RydersSidekick

If you meet this kind of woman on a dating app and you don’t ask for a picture of the inside of her medicine cabinet, you deserve everything you get!


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

She Starts Forest fires with Her Ugliness no wonder the Black Hills Catch fire once in awhile


cromagsd

Poses with Smokey but cries about not being able to shoot off fireworks at Mount Rushmore.


AdministrativeBank86

How much time does she spend practicing that face in the mirror, or is it just the industrial botox


Individual-Opinion49

She is 'toxed to the max- forehead, 11's, chin, corners of the eyes, looks like a little lip flip going on there and neck cords. Then we have the filler- a syringe in the lips, nasolabial folds and a couple In each cheek. That face can't move. I admit I love a little bo (16 ccs max) and have half a syringe of filler in my lips- but my results are very natural looking- my face moves,


oldbastardbob

Y'all got a creepy Botox instamodel for your Governor but what seems worse is there's a whole lot of people who think that's a good idea living there.


The_Sandwich_Dude

I’m convinced people only vote for her because she’s mildly attractive. Unfortunately for meth states like SD and Iowa, our governors are actually considered hot cause they have all their teeth.


StickmanRockDog

What is it with MAGA? They are obsessed with killing…..


Tiny_Independent2552

This is the stuff of horror films. Everyone needs to stop pretending this is normal.


davetopper

Republicans are sooo short term memory, stupid doesn't stick in my brain, but this is the woman who killed her dogs and a goat, and maybe a horse?


Greenmantle22

The chemical peels and Lewandowski dick have turned her brain to rot.


Hefty-Field-9419

Doesn't matter how hot a woman looks..... if she is crazy.....she's crazy 🤪


dansedemorte

and if you think she looks hot...man I don't know what to tell ye.


Hefty-Field-9419

True... I gave that cunt way too much credit


Dramatic-Ant-9364

*MAGA Patriots invest your life savings in Trump Media stock & donate your monthly stock earnings to the GOP!* **The White House to The Big House-The Shameful Legacy of MAGA Cult/Jan 6th Leader, Donald J Trump** Trump is an adjudicated sexual predator, a civil trial accused rapist, and a 34-time convicted criminal felon. Trump faces an additional 54 criminal indictments in 3 cases delayed from trial by his high-priced legal team.  Trump’s army of lawyers is financed by his rabid base of MAGA cult members & the Oil Industry. The vast majority of the 80-plus top senior positions (Vice President, Cabinet, Advisors) from Trump’s 2016 Presidential term have refused to endorse Trump and/or declared Trump is unfit to serve as President, Trump is a threat to our national security. During his 2016 term, Donald Trump asked national security advisers why the United States couldn’t use nuclear weapons.  He is irrational with a quick temper.  Imagine his tweets replaced with nuclear missiles.  He is Vladimir Putin’s puppet & praises Putin’s military partner, Kim Jong-un.  Trump doesn’t respect the U.S. military saying “Americans Who Died in War Are Losers and Suckers” Trump supporters include white supremacists, racists & felons like Steve Bannon, David Duke, and Proud Boys On 9/11, this was Trump’s reaction, [https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/11/trump-pointed-out-that-he-now-had-tallest-building-lower-manhattan-he-didnt/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/11/trump-pointed-out-that-he-now-had-tallest-building-lower-manhattan-he-didnt/)   A few of the many examples of Trump’s abuses, grifting, debasements, and falsehoods as the U.S. President ·         ABUSES [https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/24/politics/trump-worst-abuses-of-power/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/24/politics/trump-worst-abuses-of-power/index.html) ·         GRIFTING [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9GdOYk0Ls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9GdOYk0Ls) ·         DEBASEMENT [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJi641\_7W10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJi641_7W10) ·         FALSEHOODS [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsQ2hX\_noNw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsQ2hX_noNw)


artful_todger_502

💯🏆


Novel_Reaction_7236

She Killed Cricket.


Secure_Funny_26

"Where's Smokey?"


Informal-Bicycle-349

VOTE HARD


Rocxketraccoon

No you can't ,most of the state and a lot of the country love her. If My grandmother were alive she would be sick to her stomach to see what has become of the republican party.


Cetophile

DAFUQ?


pat9714

She went the Lara Logan route.


orbitalaction

The motherfucker tells us, "only YOU can prevent forest fires." Then he gets shit on by a dumpster fire. Oh America.


vabch

Every time I see her the evil inside her becomes more obvious. Demons walking among us sounds like something predicted centuries ago. But here she is.


oflowz

Maga Peg Bundy trippin again


Inner_Performance533

She looks like the Town Pump


ArdenJaguar

Governor "Puppy Killer" will be on Meet The Press this Sunday on NBC TV. I'm going to watch to see if her dog killing comes up.


JC_Everyman

Performance enhancing drugs: Botox and Adderall


Baddy001

She just can't stop. Someone must have some really fucked up things on you to make you light your entire career on fire like she has.


Lux_Luthor_777

Ugh. You can absolutely see where her natural hair ends and the extensions begin. Girl.


Dreamer0o0o

So her political angle is that she is violently opposed to all good things we cherish and love. Puppies, forests, etc... ehm... smart?🤷


TweezRider

The fucks her problem with Smokey!?


Calew21

What could she possibly have against forest fire prevention?


Piccolo-Significant

In her own way, her face is as terrifyingly ugly as Marge the Moscow Mule. Uncanny Valley af


RJoeEL

USA reighn in your crazies


IfIKnewThen

He was putting out fires on my farm. I couldn't train him not to do it. I took him to a gravel pit and shot him in the head. Sometimes, as a farmer, you have to make tough decisions.


SexyWampa

Republicans now would love to dismantle the forest service and national park service so they can sell the land for mining and logging. This is all part of their bullshit for trumps next term if he gets one.


_owlstoathens_

Prescription drug and wine eyes for sure


LarYungmann

Being evil is in style these days.


Arjomanes9

To be fair, she thought he was her dog.


Cascadeflyer61

Angling for a job at Trump’s version of the Gestapo!


MD2JD77

Ignoring the Smokey the Bear for a second . . . do her eyes have vertical pupils like a cat?


Candid_Cockroach977

Better looking before she got on the Botox and started looking for attention all over he country


Oldschools8er

Logging right wingers have an old strategy “Light it and log it.” I wonder if she is threatening the indigenous lands? Sorry I don’t speak Trumpshit crazy.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Next for the Gravel Pit, Smokey the bullet-ridden bear.


Flimsy_Judgment1045

She run out of dogs to shoot?


Tim_Riggins07

“Just another day in Dakota South, now come on over and put it in my mouth.” - KKKristi Also, I detest Kristi and everything she stands for, but the social media post of this wasn’t meant to indicate gunshot wounds to Smokey.


El_Cactus_Fantastico

I hate her but those aren’t bullet holes. Those are tufts of hair that are darker than the rest of him.


Revolutionary-Car-92

Advocating forest fires? Advocating the murder of forest rangers, or just fire watch ?


Pribblization

What did Smokey ever do to her?


pentekno2

She drank the mercury-tainted Kool-Aide


sconniegirl66

Let me guess-She's holding Smokey the Bear hostage, and she'll take him to the gravel pit, unless she gets $18 jillion in pennies...🤷‍♀️🤣


tc7984

This is what happens when you bottom out


Drdmtvernon

What a weak bitch


discwrangler

The fascist rhetoric is at a fever pitch. Will voters notice? Will they care?


Silly-Scene6524

Isn’t that stochastic terrorism?


heyhellohi-letstalk

Um I for one hate her but I think it's just the shading.


richincleve

I know I'm from Ohio, and our politicians are horrible (yeah, I'm looking at you, Gym Jordan). But come on, SD. You can do better than this woman, right? RIGHT?!?!


RobotRippee

She’s a disgusting human being, we kind of figured that out. Reminders are not necessary.


[deleted]

Back in the day we used to call people like Noem a “dumbass.”


Nsflguru

Yet SD will no doubt overwhelmingly re-elect her.


Crutley

Honest question: is she ON something all the time or is this just the manifestation of hatred and abandonment of principles?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

So she's fantasizing about killing a pet bear now?


CWBtheThird

How sure are we that those aren’t just Smokey’s nipples?


Zippier92

Jebers, that’s devil gaze shit. Let’s get an exorcism going.


LarYungmann

I blame Rush Limbaugh for most of it. He lit the spark of far-right conservative simpletons. He made stupid, popular.


lamsham69

Nuuuh she trying to distract from all the cheap weird dude looking plastic surgery


zenos_dog

You come for Smokey, you come for me!!!


jumpupugly

I'm going to regret this, but can someone unpack this for those of us who don't have a skull full of starving brain worms?


StasisChassis

Ok but I don't see bullet holes. I do have eye problems though. Anyone got an arrow or circle for us blindies?


Commercial_Comb_2028

Morally what kind folk might call out as well below average.


Cerberus_Rising

Corey made it for her


TheGutter420

Got the full maga stepford wife makeover.


artful_todger_502

Got blur?


UnbelievableTurmoil

I don't think anybody pointed this out. In that tweet, she said she was working in her office or something. Let's be real. I'd be shocked if she was actually here in SD.


d_baker65

Smoking Donald J Trump Butt Crack can lead to insanity. Besides she looks like a bad Temu/Wish version of Melanoma Trump.


YeahRight1974

These Cristo fascists are delusional. Arm up normal ppl.


Ras_Thavas

She’s the embodiment of the old saying “Beauty is only skin deep”. On the inside, she’s a horror show.


Visible-Secretary121

Trump is so gonna hit that


Seattle_gldr_rdr

What the hell is the context?


ndnver

She’s just MAGA. The sociopath tendencies seem to be spreading.


elhombre2001

Psycho killer…


EggplantGlittering90

If it has fur she'll kill it.


Bigaled

She must think that is her dog


MaxxT22

What is it with guns and murder that is so appealing to republicans?


Neat-Anyway-OP

First off you should know the bears damn name. It's Smokey Bear NOT smokey the bear. That is all.


Geetzromo

Who hurt you, Kristi?


SpiritualAd8998

Krazi Gnome


jwbrkr21

I'm almost certain those are bullet holes.


McButtersonthethird

What point is she trying to make with this?


Speculawyer

Maybe they are just nipples?


Large-Measurement776

Ugh. Why do they all end up looking like Kimberly guilfoyle?


dickcasserole4urmom

It's funny how people can't clearly see that she's a Reptilian.


Fit_Earth_339

she also has a coat made from Dalmatian pelts.


huskerd0

“Crazed animal-killing escort with political ambitions opens up on onlyfans”


Coolguy57123

Her face is getting real weird


Ok-Cauliflower1798

The lower half looks as if it is melting and sliding off. Lara Trump and Nancy Mace currently have the same thing going on. Same clinic? Same surgeon?


Good_Juggernaut_3155

She does the bear shooting schtick to make Corey hard. Then he gives her a good pounding. In the frenzy she is heard to scream; - “more Smokey, more” I am Krusti, and I approve this message.


Complex_Fish_5904

Fake ass OP karma farming Her actual Tweet: "I was working in the office today and got this fun opportunity from the Wilmot Library’s After School Program. It’s Smokey Bear’s 80th birthday, so in celebration they are sending around a Flat Smokey to help bring awareness to fire prevention. Happy to take a moment to Smile with Smokey! As Smokey would say… “Remember, Only YOU Can Prevent Wildfires!”


rimshot101

I despise the woman but this is bullshit. [https://x.com/KristiNoem/status/1803872162916257810](https://x.com/KristiNoem/status/1803872162916257810)


Comfortable_Bird_340

Suddenly the PSA with Joanna Cassidy isn't a creepy anymore... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqJ6vWSUJOg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqJ6vWSUJOg)


ExactDevelopment4892

I think all that Botox and fillers has infected her brain.


boatwrench54

Jimmy Kimmel's dialog on Wednesday, said that it was so hot in South Dakota, Kristi Noem's dog shot itself.


Waste-Depth3671

Smokey stepped out lined so she shot him between the eyes.


Which-Day6532

The funny thing is it definitely works getting creepier and more deranged if you’re trying to get more republican votes


Resident-Fox6758

What the hell is with all the make up? You that shit is caked on


JimmyRockets80

She is vile as hell without us posting lies about her. This was debunked in about a 5 second google search. Let's do better.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Does she recognize herself when she looks in the mirror?


tiffadoodle

Looks like a kids' coloring. I'm guessing it's like " Flat Stanley." Smokey's birthday is coming up or did, Idk.. I'm in MI surrounded by National Forests, I've seen posters & flyers around town to celebrate. Your Gov is batshit crazy, but I don't think it's supposed to bullet holes. Well, I hope not, anyway.


HankBizzaro

Why does she wear whore makeup while pushing Christian values while cheating in her husband and killing poor Cricket?


BiffLogan

Wait, is preventing forest fires too woke?


Speedwithcaution

Some politicians are .... embarrassing.the picture looks doctored too


EnochChicago

So she shoots bears and dogs and is pro-forest fire?? She’s so anti-woke