Kim Garfunkel has a whole team to maintain her face and body. It’s pretty well known in those circles, along with the emotional / near sexual abuse she imparts into the employees, forcing everyone to put up with her naked and tell her how good she looks that way
Real easy to see kristy going down this same path
This nasty littler cookie-cutter type turned swamp thing relies on hair extensions, fake eyelashes, plastic surgery, and heavy makeup to feel empowered is misguided. She isn't impressive; at best, she's merely trying to mask her insecurities and gain fleeting attention. Her relevance disappears as quickly as it appears. She has resorted to playing a submissive role for her MAGA cult and their leader who covers himself in even more makeup, but even the most degraded won't respect someone who thinks killing a puppy is a show of strength. Her hero, "Orange Jesus," pretends to be tough guy but likely has no practical skills—can he load or handle a gun, bait a hook, or even use a microwave? Their ignorance is astounding. Get a clue people.
I don't understand why so many women get so deep into cosmetic surgery when there are so many examples of how so many women end up looking absolutely awful. Look at Kristi Noem and Kimmie Guilfoyle...
My theory, from my own observations, is that cosmetic surgery has become commoditized. There are only like three pre-packaged factory options anymore:
1. Kitty-kat face
2. Minnie Mouse face
3. Vampire face
Noem and Guilfoyle (and Mickey Rourke) chose #3, Vampire face. So they have vampire faces now.
Sadly, I have heard a male South Dakota voter say that he doesn't agree with her policies, but he will vote for her because she's hot. No words from me, just shocked.
First pic: "I would *never* kill puppies or terrorize children!"
Second pic: "I heard you like bloodlust. I, too, am a joy killer. Behold my collection of goat skull chalices full of the blood of puppies!"
What kind of idiot spends thousands of dollars to get "The Full Melania" just to get a rapist / felon to pay attention to her and pick her to be VP?
Loser!
Oh geez! That’s really sad seeing the pictures right next to each other. She used to be human, and had expressions and everything. In real life she looks even worse than that picture on the left. Her features don’t move any more, and she is skeletal
I would love to know the total number of units she’s getting.
She also needs to do a blepharoplasty or stop wearing a dark eyeliner.
Having an IG baddie clone for a governor is so insane.
I guess she remade her face to reflect whats in her heart. We should be greatful that the folks on the right fly such obvious flags. Makes them easy to avoid and ignore.
She def got that woke jawline and chin reps are raging about now. You know the one that makes it more square like a man. I bet Don jr. fucks her now. After daddy of course.
It’s wild how Trump has had such an influence on the Republican Party. Republican women used to look like that one lady who’s really excited to be at church on Sunday, but they’ve been going in more of a “high end prostitute, ten years later” vibe lately.
She doesn't look approachable in either pic.
Cold and plasticky and like someone you don't want to know.
Like if you worked at a customer service desk and saw either version of Kristi headed your way, you'd reflexively put your guard up.
she's obviously taking makeup & hair tips from kimberly gargoyle
I’d say “aim higher” but she might take me literally 😳
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woof
Gillfoil looks like an old stinky subway rider that works at a consignment shop in Odessa.
An exquisite description. Nicely done.
My friend said the last time he saw a mouth like gargoyle's, it had a hook in it.
da
You noticed that too.
on the right, it's easy to see those are the eyes of a woman that shot her puppy.
Thought you meant puppy dog eyes 👀
Kim Garfunkel has a whole team to maintain her face and body. It’s pretty well known in those circles, along with the emotional / near sexual abuse she imparts into the employees, forcing everyone to put up with her naked and tell her how good she looks that way Real easy to see kristy going down this same path
oh yeah, i have zero difficulty whatsoever. maybe she's being groomed as a vp pick?
😂😂😂😂😂
on the right...those are definitely the eyes of a crazy woman who shot her puppy.
You mean the Crypt Keeper?
lol yup!
1000%
she even has the squint down...where you're not sure if she's trying to glare at you hard, or she's just high.
Her eyes look cold and dead now. She looked feminine before, looks almost like a dude in drag now
lol she's been doing too much coke with butt-head and his hag gargoyle
Hahaha!!! No doubt!!
Yes. Ha ha ha
Gargoyle is right. That lady has a weird shaped face and mouth
yeah she does
It's a combination hate and plastic surgery that made them look like that
She's always been fake.
Fake was the word that came to mind instantly.
From crazy eyes to dead eyes.
I wonder how often she has to take an angle grinder to her horns now that her hair is flatter?
her hair isn't flatter, her head is just bigger
Heavy is the head that wears the extensions 🫣
This nasty littler cookie-cutter type turned swamp thing relies on hair extensions, fake eyelashes, plastic surgery, and heavy makeup to feel empowered is misguided. She isn't impressive; at best, she's merely trying to mask her insecurities and gain fleeting attention. Her relevance disappears as quickly as it appears. She has resorted to playing a submissive role for her MAGA cult and their leader who covers himself in even more makeup, but even the most degraded won't respect someone who thinks killing a puppy is a show of strength. Her hero, "Orange Jesus," pretends to be tough guy but likely has no practical skills—can he load or handle a gun, bait a hook, or even use a microwave? Their ignorance is astounding. Get a clue people.
No he doesn’t know how to use a gun, but he’s also a convicted felon and he’s not allowed to own one.
I love that for him.
She caught an increasingly common contagious disease known as Guilfoyle.
I'd say it looks like she has a bimbofication kink, but that'd be an insult to kinksters.
Bimbofication is funny, but it fits "CricketKiller".
Hating people and minorities really takes a toll on a person.
This witch will not be aging well. She’ll end up having so many facelifts that she’ll be able to whistle out the back of her neck!
I don't understand why so many women get so deep into cosmetic surgery when there are so many examples of how so many women end up looking absolutely awful. Look at Kristi Noem and Kimmie Guilfoyle...
My theory, from my own observations, is that cosmetic surgery has become commoditized. There are only like three pre-packaged factory options anymore: 1. Kitty-kat face 2. Minnie Mouse face 3. Vampire face Noem and Guilfoyle (and Mickey Rourke) chose #3, Vampire face. So they have vampire faces now.
One looks like a real person. The other does not.
Went from an attractive middle-aged woman to a Lizard Person.
As the loonies say. She’s of type reptilian.
Sadly, I have heard a male South Dakota voter say that he doesn't agree with her policies, but he will vote for her because she's hot. No words from me, just shocked.
To be fair, have you seen rural South Dakota? MTG probably still looks better than most of his options
The first pic is a crazy bitch hiding her evil. The second pic is an evil bitch hiding her crazy.
First pic: "I would *never* kill puppies or terrorize children!" Second pic: "I heard you like bloodlust. I, too, am a joy killer. Behold my collection of goat skull chalices full of the blood of puppies!"
*poorly* hiding her crazy. FTFY!
She fell to the dark side.
She looks like a Michelle Bachmann Bratz Doll
Her eyes and skin get darker the more evil she gets
Kristi's soul says hi.
She took on the republican "I'm a slut and will fuck, suck or whatever it takes to advance my career as MAGA whore.
Can't smile if you can't feel your face
The one on the left killed a puppy 🐶 the one on the right did too.
She looks like a porn star, a perfect Republican woman👏👏
They are different people. The one on right is her reptilian replacement.
She’s even uglier on the inside.
Definitely Stepford wives vibe going on, those empty black eyes show are freaky!
She’s got the trump starter kit going
Enslutification
MAGA Hags gonna MAGA
What kind of idiot spends thousands of dollars to get "The Full Melania" just to get a rapist / felon to pay attention to her and pick her to be VP? Loser!
Answer: A MAGA idiot! But I think she looks closer to Kimberly Guilfoyle than the Felon’s melan.
She’s killed so many pets she’s swelled up…
She was replaced by a [reptilian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory). It's the only explanation.
She's an awful human being and her external appearance matches her internal ugliness now. She looked so much better before. Almost normal, even.
Did SD vote for her because of her policies or because of her looks?
If i didn't already know who she was, there is no way that I would believe these two pics were the same person.
Those are some dead, evil eyes.
The transition to Onlyfans porn star.
Oh geez! That’s really sad seeing the pictures right next to each other. She used to be human, and had expressions and everything. In real life she looks even worse than that picture on the left. Her features don’t move any more, and she is skeletal
In her before pic she looks like a Native American.
Pump those lips any further, they’ll explode
Where's her coat made from dalmations?
She and Melania have the same plastic surgeon apparently.
and Nancy Mace (R-SC) and Lara Trump. They all have the same lower half of the face.
She’s been MAGAtized.
She drank the red Kool-Aid. That tends to age you and make you a lot less intelligent.
Pre showbiz career, post MAGA porn star
She’s been MAGA-nified!
Sith eyes for sure on this scarecrow.
Maybe it IS the inside ugly seeping out.
Left has crazy eyes with life in them, the right one has no life and seem indifferent.
"Great Value" Melania.
The lady on the left is actually really pretty.
Turning MAGA face.....
She’s using Donald’s self tanning cream
I don't know but does it look like his Adam's apple is sticking out too far ?
Humm,I’m sure that means she’s trans.
It’s called the Melanie Trump maga sneer.
She gotta look the way daddy trump wants if she wants to be VEEP. lol
Make up
MAGA is a hell of a drug! I don't understand why women do this to themselves.
Selling your soul takes a toll
I would love to know the total number of units she’s getting. She also needs to do a blepharoplasty or stop wearing a dark eyeliner. Having an IG baddie clone for a governor is so insane.
This reminds me of the Iraqi soldier asking Marky Mark why they made Michael Jackson cut off his face on Three Kings.
Is that the same person?
The way she and Graham look more like Milania is some National Geographic shit
She used to look human.
From normal to brainless pornstar. Ouch.
Someone with more skill than me please append a third pic, the recent pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Is that the judge from Casa Cerado?
The woman on the right looks like she's had a lot of work done on the face.
Kristi Noem is an absolute POS with a dirty car.
Is it even the same woman?
DSLs tell the tale.
From youthful rodeo queen to aging generic instamodel.
I wonder if she cries herself to sleep while looking at an old picture of herself wondering where it all went wrong
"They're pinky and the Brain! Pinky and the Brain! One is a genius, the other insane!"
Needs more botox to be Trumps next wife.
Vanity strikes again !!
It's weird she didn't fix that clown nose
Still has those crazy fundie eyes. Look at all that gender reaffirming surgery!!! 😂😂
Whoa the face filter is set to “full blurry”
The Trump Effect: women must be f***able.
They eyes say it all buddy
Before and after selling your soul to MAGA. Makes everything cheaper and sullied.
Your face would be distorted too when its been Lowendowskid.
Still has crazy eyes.
Ultra MAGA
She’s “Evil “
she got that MAGA mask
Amazing what Fascism does to you.
She doesn’t look like the same person.
They say your eyes are your gateway to your soul, Look for her eyes? 👀
I can’t wait for her to die
Damnit the first one is actually kinda cute Not yet fully corrupted I guess
My eyes hurt
She used to be pretty
And Cricket was having the time of his life, until I blew his brains out .
I guess she remade her face to reflect whats in her heart. We should be greatful that the folks on the right fly such obvious flags. Makes them easy to avoid and ignore.
Puppy murderer.
Trying to be like Boebert and failing. Which is sad because all you need is a GED and a right hand.
Yes she turned into an only fans porn star
So this ignorant bitch went from looking like a very nice young lady to that? They want to arrest abortion doctors. Plastic surgeons get a free pass?
Great places, fake faces, South Dakota!
Wow what a difference , she definitely got Kim Gargoylized . She was cute and natural on the left.
Melania wannabe
Tax payer money going to facial surgery, Botox, lip filler, and tons of makeup. People like this get scary looking a couple years after the "work".
Her first season on drag race and when she came back for all stars.
Trump tramp look
She’s very attractive though.
She’s dead inside.
She’s using the lunch money for kids to pay for her plastic surgeries
She def got that woke jawline and chin reps are raging about now. You know the one that makes it more square like a man. I bet Don jr. fucks her now. After daddy of course.
It’s wild how Trump has had such an influence on the Republican Party. Republican women used to look like that one lady who’s really excited to be at church on Sunday, but they’ve been going in more of a “high end prostitute, ten years later” vibe lately.
I feel like for some reason all these maga idiots stink so bad
Somewhere in South Dakota, a horse is missing its hair and a salad bar is missing its botulinum.
Tries to make herself look like Melania but you never see Trump near his wife.
Went from Jennifer Aniston to Lara Trump
Maybe someone can help me, I only see lip fillers and makeup/hair.
Who are these people?
ew
https://y.yarn.co/58b5eb0e-c108-4df6-91fc-a522a7eef214_text.gif
Unfortunate.
Puppy kill'n is rough on a gal.
When you die inside but stay in politics.
Colored Contacts?
It’s amazing how she went from bright eyed to dead behind the eyes.
Crazy! I guess this is Trump's favorite look!
The one on the left had a soul The one on the right has nothing but maga
So, the one on the left is a puppy killer? And the one on the right believes that’s a “Special Skills” item for a resumé?
It looks like some Plastic too
Who cares… She’s a G.
Like some sort of borg assimilation maga style.
her soul has left her mortal coil
Woof
Somewhat wholesome to very whoresome in the blink of an eye!
Optimistic / Idealistic vs. learned how politics work and who you have to blow to get a head.
Pre Cory vs Post Cory
Good old crazy eyes in the 1st pic, "I sold my soul for Trump" eyes in the second
She is what we used to call a Clairol Meltdown.
She doesn't look approachable in either pic. Cold and plasticky and like someone you don't want to know. Like if you worked at a customer service desk and saw either version of Kristi headed your way, you'd reflexively put your guard up.
Before and after she started giving lap dances.
That is quite the transformation.
Insurance agent to hooker
Oof! Should’ve kept her money, she looked way better before. Now she just looks “desperate.”
Fox News tiktok filter?
The eyes are the window to the soul. Looks to me like something gone dark in her soul.
Was the picture on the left taken before she was a puppy killer?
What’s the timeframe on these two pictures?
MAGA DEMANDS PLASTIC SURGERY AND SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE MAGAKING!
The S.D. Town Pump
She was maga-fied!
The second picture is her double. The first picture is the real her.
You can see the hate in her eyes in the most recent Pic.
I want to know if she's been to Russia in the past 8 years...