Would love it if she would quietly quit public life

At the end of her term she will be jobless and divorced. Onlyfans will be her public life.

Yuck.

🤮

OnlyScams

I think she is on it now posting as "Sarah Palin Light"

Take BoBo the clown with her.

Bobo had an onlyfans type site before she was a politician, she was also an escort. Krusty was a low key rodeo slut before she entered politics.

But now she should, in theory, have better tits thanks to the grift.

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I'm interested in Noems in the way I'm interested in train derailment accidents.

Sadly she’ll find a corporate job somewhere. She’s got enough friends/people she did favors for that don’t mind a lying, corrupt, racist, /puppy-murderer who (allegedly but refuses to release records) steals from the state, (not allegedly) cheats on her husband and botoxed her face halfway to hell.

Real talk, I bet she'd make bank on OF.

I know, there's still some dudes that haven't been with her yet so they wanna see how that milf got where she is in life.

Not too many. The Town Plow.

It is documented that prostitutes make a lot of money when the GOP convention is in town. Party of family values as such.

Not gonna lie, wouldnt pay but I would check out the eventual "leaks" (aka people just copying shit and putting it on a free site) out of curiosity.

Yeh just like all the other republicans who get cushy, mid 6-figure jobs talking for 2-3 hours on cable after they retire.

Is this her second term right she can't run for a third term?

Correct

She is going to run for the Senate just watch like Rick Scott did after his term was up

She's already been in the U.S. House of Representatives. And unless Mike Rounds or John Thune retires (Thune maybe soon). She's going to have to find something else to do...

Running a brothel!

Or life.

She has a shot. Unfortunately, so did her dog.

Quit killing dogs maybe…

Michele Bachmann has entered the chat

You can drop "public"

That’s because you are a whiny little Liberal

Registered independent, who has voted both Republican and Democrat. I look at the character of the person and their beliefs, not just the capital letter by their name on the ballot.

Not politically affiliated with gangs now GFY maggot.

😂😂😂😂😂. Easy cupcake!

I don't care if your gay.

Don’t try and put me in your category little one!

Oh how little you know smooth brain.

I know a whiny little Liberal when I see one!

According to a Harvard Survey, apolitical persons had higher IQs. My voting is based on policies not parties/ gangs. I want my daughter to have reproductive rights and love my guns so I don't have a party smooth brain. The Republican party I grew up with would not like the fascist clowns any more then the pandering liberals. Find a girl and stop sending me love notes.

Thanks for the book my little Liberal friend. Great story but I really don’t GAF!

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Yes, feel bad. Retired at 53. Own three homes. I sure do need your wisdom to help me get through! SMH

Typical hate filled Republican

Nope. Just not a whiny little Liberal like yourself!

This is really your addition to the discourse? This is the best you can do? You whine about whining, and then you looked at that “Reply” button and thought to yourself, “Yeah Steve, that’ll show them. This is brilliant. This is genius. Those little babies won’t be able to go on living if I just use the word whiny and call them liberal. This is like splitting the atom, but in this case the atom is their brains and we’re dropping it all over the Reddit world!!!! Haha, I am the alpha and the Smegma!”

🤣 cute little troll

lol. Alpha. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. There is no such thing as a Liberal Alpha. Nice try Sparky!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You don’t read so well, do you?

He probably doesn’t do much of anything very well lol

Things aren't working out quite like she thought they would. So much for all that "Trump girl" transformation. Maybe she can commiserate with Michelle Bachmann.

Omg! I forgot about her! So many shitshows, so little memory storage to retain it all.

Bachman was/is batshit crazy from the 16th century burning times.

Has Bachmann’s husband come out yet?

She's a Minnesota embarrassment.

I hear she’s doing MILF porn now!

Isn’t it funny how the girls all on the right have to change their style to Trump Bimbo Chic? A magazine should do a “Before and After” piece on them. Do they all work with the same stylists? Inquiring minds want to know……

That's a name I haven't heard in a hot minute. Sometimes dreams do come true

Our biggest clue she won’t be VP? Lol

She’s tired of defending her theft of government funds, cheating on her husband, murdering wildlife by the thousands, but most of all, assassinating a puppy then bragging about it. She is FINISHED

Everyone forgets about her shooting the goat for, well, being a goat, 🐐

I didn’t know that! I remember her shooting a HUGE innocent elk peacefully chomping on grass, and posing behind a HUGE bear she murdered. She disgusts me. Shooting a goat???

To be fair, she wrote that it was a smelly goat. You know, as opposed to the Irish Spring Fresh Scent Goats people adore.....

Oh, well nobody likes smelly goats

As long as she ate the elk and the bear who cares? I mean she is terrible, and sucks but complaining that she went and hunted is not something to be mad about.

She's a political princess who has been botoxed to hell and back and grifts for money. What about her has you default to her doing what a real hunter would do and eating her hunt? I'd bet a hearty amount of cash that she snapped the picture, got back in her car and drove to a brunch restaurant. No way she actually dragged the animals to a truck, processed them, cooked them, and ate them

Two goats! 🐐 🐐

Yeah, that's the crazy part for me. Like, now that I'm finished with this dog, what else can I kill? Went on a blood rage.

Just to clarify, this pertains to her "official" governor accounts.

Tbh, it's her smartest play at this point. Shut the fuck up and let the fervor die.

Aww, Trump rejected her. All that plastic surgery and botox for nothing.

Blind Items Revealed #20 - Reader Blind Crazy Days and Nights / by ent lawyer / Jul 3, 2024 at 1:32 PM May 1, 2024 This local A lister seems to have blown her chance of working with the A+ + lister by revealing an interaction with an animal. People are surprised that she would make an admission about something like this. Truth is she was advised to do this by the advisor she is having a very public affair with to make her look tough. The advisor did this deliberately to torpedo her chances as he will also be working with the A++ lister and does not want her around. The local A lister has grown a bit obsessed with the advisor but unlike the local Alister, the advisor is not willing to leave his partner and considers this only as an affair. Gov. Kristi Noem/Donald Trump/Dog/Corey Lewandowski

I don’t care if this is real, I enjoyed reading it lol

I'm not even from the area but I'm choosing to believe it as a treat to myself.

Not saying she is sleazy but Krusti makes "Handjob" Lauren Boebert seem wholesome.

This fall on Peacock: The Real Housewives of the MAGAverse. See all your favorites as they leave office and need a paycheck to remain relevant.

Take her to the gavel pit…🐐

Because she'll find ORDER! ORDER!! *ORDER!!!* there? 😎

Maybe she has just discovered for herself how undesirable she really is as a political figure

Did I, Ant Fury decide to quit and take the passwords with him?

She's back under her rock after the book disaster and now rejection by small hands Donnie

If she has learned to shut her mouth and not double down, those two brain cells did the country a good deed.

She’s probably hoping the public will forget what she did. We won’t forget Cricket.

Or the goat 🐐

She's an oxygen thief.

Let's get Bill Barr to prosecute her

This horrible lump of shit would probably love to live stream dog killings for her CULT and the Orange Shit-Goblin. I wish all the brain dead MAGA peeps that’s supported her can see how stupid and mean they look for supporting this nasty obnoxious bigot.

Well, well, well. The trash took itself out.

do everyone a favor and resign, you're worthless.

She’ll be out in November. Good riddance.

Saving up for her next surgical procedure. God only knows what she’ll have done next (or have done again).

Horns on her head

She became the butt of all dog jokes so laying low is a good idea. But man, it is freaky the way she turned herself into Kimberly Gargoyle. Did Lewandowski push for that? Vampire freak gals.

She’s gross and you can see over time she has tried to look more like a bimbo to get male votes. She’s still a politician under all that plastic.

I thought the governor twitter was actually owned by the state and used by the governor administration, then given to the next administration , etc. Or did I completely make that up?

Shooting puppies takes a lot of time I guess

She fucked her way right to the sewer

Krusti, I'm gonna miss you (just like you missed Cricket but didn't). Now get back down in the pit where you belong.

She's tired of eating her own toe jam.

Ot she’s just posting a lot on an alt. CricketSlayer2001: Hey, fellow zoomers. 23F here. Being woke is wack, amirite? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Hahahaha! 🤞🏼🤞🏼 if only! Maybe she should get inspired to fuck off completely!

Shes garbage

She’s taking all her FB friends down to the gravel pit one at a time. That’s how you unfriend someone, right?

All that plastic surgery and her old wrinkly hands give her away. If you can figure out how to make hands look young, you will be a billionaire

She paralyzed her face just to catch Trump’s eye and lost it all. Pathetic.

Quiet quitting social media? She needs to loudly quit politics.

#JusticeForCricket

Needs the time to shoot more domesticated animals

She should quiet quit autobiographies.

RIP cricket.

Has anyone checked in on her family pets?

I bet she won’t quit speeding

Now get her to quit “governing”

Dog killer

She was a delusional dope to think her corruption, lies and character abbesses could stand public scrutiny. Krusti gets to fuck over SD until term-ended. She now is a creep to be endured and hounded into political oblivion.

Ironically, all we hear from Noem now, is crickets.

Let’s reunite her with Cricket

Cricket doesn't want to see her. She's waiting at the rainbow bridge to bite her once more for good measure before continuing on to be a queen in doggie paradise.

Welllllll ….. shoot.

She’s doing an impersonation of cricket

Good

She seems to be in a "whatever I say turns to shit" moment. Probably not a bad idea to just say no....lol

Did someone say admitted puppy-killer Kristi Noem

Dog killer !! don’t forget the loser who doesn’t have a dog because he’s an orange 💩. USA,🇺🇸, 🇺🇸 , 🇺🇸.11/2024 🗳️. Blue

Maybe she should try to get elected dog catcher.

First time that stupid bitch has ever been quite about anything

Hear me out. . . her official sites have been wiped to allow the full party platform overlay once she's officially the VP pick.

Probably can’t see the screen with as tight as her face is.

I’m going to take my ball and go home! 😢 Everyone is so mean to me!😥

Bet she still texts Corey tho…

Well maybe she realized that saying "I killed my family dog cause it's a puppy" isn't a good thing finally?

Now stop the adulterous behavior

She just gave up once realized she was not going to be the VP pick. Pretty pathetic

Cast you back into the shadows from which you came, witch.

Crickets revenge is sweet.

she'll be back, but in greater numbers.

Come, we must be cautious.

More like someone on her team changed all the passwords to her socials. Noem was constantly starting fires her team probably got tired of having to put out. "Governor, it's called a social media cleanse. All the kids are doing it. In a week you'll feel way better. Yeah, that's it. That's totally why we're doing this."

NObOdy wAnTs tO WoRk

Can't have all the things she said/posted publicly available to the public now, can she?

Wayback machine

As if she, her admin, republicans in general, understand how the internet works.

cricket hE dAid.

It’s called Destroying the evidence

If it happened on the internet though, its never truly gone forever.

So many Karen's

Who?

Dog gone it.

Could be doing it because she may be announced as VP candidate.

They were killed in the gravel pit.

Did she shoot her laptop?

Seriously… at what point did she jump the shark and think “oh let me tell them about that time I shot Sparky in the field!!”

To bad Noem doesn’t quite quit South Dakota.

Please....just make them all go away......to the island of misfit politicians....

https://youtu.be/DFurUYfQwOM?si=0BPYaPEaFAuAg2pu

If only this meant Ian Fury would go away too

Does she promise???

She’s so hot

They are taking too long to disappear

Gorgeous

Gives her time to go shoot more dogs.

irony is that there's now "cricket"'s where her social media presence once was.

The ten thousand dead horses y’all are beating aside, what really is she doing? Has any announcement been made? Is she moving to other platforms? Even if she’s not the VP pick and I highly doubt she is, she is responsible for gubernatorial duties until January 2027. Whether or not you agree with or like her, these pages are made to support her message as governor and whatever type of official statement she sees fit.

"message" or massage?

You typed a lot of words, but managed to say absolutely nothing

Imagine the outrage if they found out she was a prostitute like the pics of Kamala street walking in the early 90's

One can always tell a MAGAt by the repulsive insults they think are OK. Be a better human.

Cope harder soy man

Learn to handle the truth it will keep you off SSRI's

Your double speak is only impressive to the folks who think like you. I posted a fact and you call me a MAGaT. An insult and I'm the horrible person. We support the Constitution of the United States and the Bill of Rights nothing more. It just so happens the fear porn demented pedophile criminals that you support do not.

You referred to the Vice President as a street walker. That's pretty damn awful in a lot of people's books. "...Fear porn demented pedophile criminals"? What does that word salad even mean? Go touch some grass, my dude. The internet has not been kind to your brain.

I spoke the truth and you can't handle it what seems to be the problem. Biden is demented, you will find out that he took inappropriate showers with his own daughter, she said under oath that the diary was hers. Joe is also a treasonous criminal it's a fact, Ukraine is home to human trafficking and the Biden crime family cashed in. The reason your tax money goes to The dancing homo Zelinski. Your president is the true criminal

If there was any truth tobyour statements, I would have no problem accepting them. You seem to be living in an echo chamber of ugliness. Seriously....go touch grass.

Ok bye now! back to your video game reality. Oh and make sure to focus on the new Project 25 fear porn. Or maybe some fake Racist cop bullshit to get your attention.