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Plannercat

If you have the freezer and prison space, you'll be swimming in organs and meat.


Need-More-Gore

My favorite kind of swim


kajetus69

That Vladislav better have double passion in everything along with 20 skill in everything along with the best traits in the game and full archotech bionics


T1pple

*no stat over 5, no passions, frail bad back double cataracts dementia asthma lungs with a peg leg and missing a hand.*


kajetus69

yep this guy is getting luciferium+go-juice and a doomsday rocket launcher and goes to suicide attack the raid chasing him


Excellent_Addendum79

Overdose


Hairy_Cube

Flesh farm, never going hungry again


Justplayer987

What the fuck did Vladislav do?


DreamOfDays

He’s a pathological liar so odds are that he was a politician that stole all their money and spent it on drugs.


Kentot_Kerensky

All that nose rubbing was not him having a flu? Well shit. So all that money we donated to him was not for aid?


Loquatium

Or, he's lying about what he's being chased by, it's actually just a manhunter iguana


M-A-I

63 years of being a pathological liar often gets you into much more trouble


Jomgui

"trust me, this wall of granite has a ton of luciferum behind jt, ignore ancient danger sign"


Riveter

I mean, it probably does. I find that crap everywhere.


CoffeeMinionLegacy

Either that or worshipped, don’t forget that possibility


__T0MMY__

Looks like he pissed off a whole 1800s mining town


OhagiC

How many towns did you visit in the 1800s that had 65 sheriffs?


__T0MMY__

The town of Wyoming


OhagiC

There can only be one!


BoringConflict9254

It's what he didn't do is the question


spaghettispaghetti55

Read The Boy Who Cried Wolf


itchycolon

there’s actually only 4 guys chasing him, he lied


SCP-1715-1

Even the mayor wants in on the hunt.


Enihusky

Imagine this was an exaggeration because Vlad is a pathological liar


maniacman28

The "raid" shows up, and it's just a turtle


ConfusionWrong2260

He better be one hell of a pawn if you gotta fight over 300 dudes for him.


sidrowkicker

Think about it this way, 450000 silver in organs


Aspiring_Mutant

Vladislav is in some DEEP, DEEP SHIT


indianplay2_alt_acc

How did he manage to piss off 3 whole damn towns


DoubleAd3366

I want his biography.


Sillbinger

Would have been perfect if you agreed to take him, and no raid showed up. He is a pathological liar, after all.


No_Spare_1843

Vladislav! Baby don't chase me... don't chase me...no more.


CertainImpression172

I mean, he’s obviously lying.


Suspicious-Duty8936

free food


MajorDZaster

On a similar note: when do you think it's safe to take these fights? I just got a 20 person raid (all melee) quest to my 6 combatants and a couple of elephants, and I don't wanna just save scum to see how it goes.


Bitcheslovethe_gram

Save scum it, it’s all about fun! I’m 1500 hours in and I’ve never beat the game. And very honestly if you have pretty much any firearms and enough walking space, you’ll be fine lol


MajorDZaster

I just remembered I had a doomsday rocket launcher. 10 dead on the spot, and 2 man hunting elephants in the middle of the survivors.