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Petcai

Great picture angles to make it look like it's in the middle of the country, but the actual reality from the streetview... [https://www.google.com/maps/@51.6048056,-0.1117707,3a,75y,75.68h,95.73t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sYFLiy0a13WmhOa63IRhvfw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.6048056,-0.1117707,3a,75y,75.68h,95.73t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sYFLiy0a13WmhOa63IRhvfw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


F00lsSpring

Jeez, right on top of the main road with one of those flimsy Privacy screen things along the fence...


Able_While_974

Looks like a nervous Cyclops peering over the fence


letmegetmybass

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HorrorActual3456

Its in the park as well, they will have kids, drunks and homeless messing with the place at night, pissing on it etc. Also Im guessing this used to be public toilets.


Piltonbadger

Perspective is everything!


rottingpigcarcass

Eek. No thanks


No1has_thisUser_Name

Lol


BabaJosefsen

Never seen washing machines displayed on the pavement before : s


itietia

seeing N22 was a shocking surprise... the ground rent however, was very sobering. only wanting cash too?? hmm


Saffidon

They donā€™t mention how long is left on the lease - wonder if itā€™s running out and therefore not mortgageable


TangyZizz

This house was posted almost a year ago, 70 year lease (looks like theyā€™ve dropped 50k off the price?) https://www.reddit.com/r/SpottedonRightmove/s/ClpPeGre1C


MaintenanceInternal

70 years loooool


paulybally

I think the ground rent itself makes it unmortgageable


essexjan

Yes it does, because if ground rent is over Ā£250 (or Ā£1,000 in London) then it's classified as an assured tenancy under the Housing Act 1988. If there's more than 3 months' ground rent owing, the Landlord/freeholder can apply to the court for possession. Of course, freeholders can do this for any arrears of ground rent, but the difference is that, if ground rent is under the Ā£250/Ā£1,000 limit it's a different process and under s.146 Law of Property Act 1925 the freeholder is obliged to tell the mortgage lender, who will usually pay it so that the lease isn't forfeited, and then add it to the borrower's mortgage debt. But if the ground rent is over Ā£250/Ā£1,000 and the freeholder goes for possession under the Housing Act 1988 instead, there's no obligation to tell the mortgage lender, leaving it at risk of losing the property it's lent money on, and there's nothing they can do about it. https://www.sharratts-london.co.uk/ground-rent-issues-on-property-sales/ So for that reason, as well as the short lease, the property is unmortgageable. A short lease can be overcome, but that ground rent is ridiculous.


MediumRay

Are you a lawyer? Or did you suffer having to understand this when buying a house


essexjan

I'm a lawyer.


rottingpigcarcass

Big up Essex


Notbadconsidering

Really useful thank you


chiefmilkshake

It's probably unmortgagable.


thedutchrep

And itā€™s grade 2 listed, which is always fun!


Majestic_Matt_459

No lender would accept that ground rent do youā€™re right


GregsWestButler90

True but apply for a lease extension and it reverts to Peppercorn


Majestic_Matt_459

Yeah and they might ask Ā£1 million for the lease extension. I donā€™t know. Are there rules. Itā€™s a steal if you could get away with it


GregsWestButler90

Section 42 application forces it through at a price but was doesnā€™t help is that Ground Rent is part of the equation


nopressure0

It's such a horrible deal. You are essentially paying a huge sum of money to rent this house for 70 years and then need to continue paying a high ground rent and use your own money to maintain it.


orange_lighthouse

And run a business that benefits the community. Does the freeholder normally get a say in who buys a property?


nopressure0

Wow, I missed that in the description. They want you to give them your life savings for a 70 year rental, pay Ā£12.5k annually, maintain the property at your own expense and run a business to their liking. I want to call it a legalised scam.


DifficultyTight4574

Itā€™s even more odd in that the freeholder appears to be the council. No idea why theyā€™d care


Illustrious-Log-3142

Sadly this is a thing... locally a cafe was shut down for serving cakes and doughnuts because the land owner doesn't want them doing anything 'unhealthy'. The farm shop on the same bit of land has a bakery selling cakes on site so it's all a bit bullshit


WaltzFirm6336

Cafe = poor people eating sugar = bad Farm shop = rich people eating sugar = good?


WaltzFirm6336

Cafe = poor people eating sugar = bad Farm shop = rich people eating sugar = good?


Illustrious-Log-3142

I mean it was a vegan cafe using only products from the farm so there wasn't really a difference in wealth of their customers. Edit: The same site is home to a charity selling craft materials and a donation point for humanitarian aid. More likely it's the proportion of unhealthy to healthy products, the farm shop is 90% fresh produce and eco friendly refills etc. the cafe only offered unhealthy food options.


phil_lndn

"It's such a horrible deal." true, but no more of a "horrible deal" than any other property for sale in london. i'm guessing if it were being sold as a freehold, the price would be over Ā£1m.


nopressure0

There's a reason this property is unmortgageable. It's a significantly worse "deal" than any other property in London.


phil_lndn

Incorrect. It is not because it is a bad deal, it is because in this particular case the property could be repossessed without any mortgage lender being notified. Therefore, no lender would lend on the property because they have no security. I'm guessing you are not familiar with london prices if you don't understand that getting a property for Ā£700,000 less than the market rate because of the high ground rent is no worse a deal than paying 1 million for an equivalent freehold property with no ground rent.


kamiamoon

The market rate for a tiny 2 bed in N22 is Ā£1mil?


DoranTheGivingTree

You can rent a two-bedroom house in that area for Ā£2k a month. Paying Ā£1k a month ON TOP of Ā£300k is a terrible deal.


tcrawford2

Stop looking after the garden or even cutting the grass. Agents. ā€œthe garden has been re-wilded in the last yearā€


notmyprofile23

Mine has been re-wilded for a while now. Glad to do my bit for the wildlife ā˜ŗļø


Ancient-Awareness115

I have always said my garden is a wildlife garden


Valuable-Wallaby-167

The inside is disappointing tbh, it looks like they bodge jobbed it and then tried to pass it off as rustic. That bathroom is horrible.


MelodicAd2213

Yes Iā€™d love to take a bath in a trough


rizozzy1

My friends Labrador highly recommends it.


forbhip

Having had to replace the insides of a cistern before, I need to know where the cistern is here. Am I break ming through the wall for it?


giddy-kipper

It does look like youā€™d need to break ming yes. A lot of ming


Crow_eggs

FOOLS! MING BREAKS FOR NO MAN! MWAHHAHAHAHAHA! [thunderclap]


Ineffable_Confusion

Yeah if I had to show someone a picture of what I thought a haunted bathroom would look like, Iā€™d show them that one


Asleep-Handle-186

My partner and I used to walk past that daily when we lived in north London and fantasize about living there, but with the ground rent and that bath tub it's a definite No. Another dream shattered šŸ˜ž.


CrabNebula_

Ā£300k in cash, then stamp duty, Ā£1000 a month ground rent directly to the council, council tax on top, and the council still want to maintain control over everything that happens there. The agents description seems to suggest that preferably youā€™d be keeping a small herd of dairy cows


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

"Haringey council (the freeholder) aspire for the next live/work commercial tenant to operate the property as something of benefit to the local community, although any business will be considered (present owner is a photographer!)" Um... How about, no.


deskbookcandle

Wtf is a commercial tenant? Thatā€™s what you call people who rent retail space. But they want an employee to run itā€¦.and why would they also then pay a mortgage? The fucking audacity of this council. Itā€™s giving ā€˜exciting opportunity to bake me a bunch of cakes and pay me to post them on my social mediaā€™


KaleidoscopicColours

They don't want much...!Ā  It's tiny, and that's before you've accounted for the space required for the kit for whatever business it is you plan to run for the benefit of the local community.Ā  Even local artists need space to store their art materials.


echoesreach

How much is the ground rent? I swear I've read the Rightmove listing 3 times and can't see it anywhere


Trifusi0n

Ā£12,500 per year.


muireann

You have to expand the ā€œleaseholdā€ section to see it


llksg

This cropped up here last year and I think it has basically halved in priceā€¦


Trifusi0n

The purchase price is small fry compared to that ground rent, thatā€™s the real ā€œpriceā€ here.


llksg

Yup


NoodleNeedles

"describe the building as having the appearance of an ā€˜C19 Ornamental Dairyā€™, which is not far from its future potential." So does that mean the agent belives it's mostly fit to house cattle? Lol


Snap-Crackle-Pot

They want you to run it like the little old lady in the childrenā€™s book ā€œA squash and a squeezeā€ when she takes in her hen, goat, pig and cow


Low_Engineering_9147

The bath looks like a cattle trough so yeah šŸ‘šŸ¼


IamJamm

The downstairs feels a lot like The Burrow


PrinceBert

I was thinking it was more like the home of Xenophelius Lovegood! Similar thoughts though.


The-Albear

The reason cash only is the ground rent. If your ground rent is over Ā£250 per annum, then you might face some issues. Firstly, if your ground rent is above this Ā£250 threshold (or Ā£1000 in London) and you fall into 3 months of ground rent arrears (debt) then your landlord has the right to repossess the property. My guess is that you could challenge this as it seams onerous. And therefore illegal in the U.K. after the 2022 ground rent act.


CrypticCodedMind

I absolutely love it, but I would never even consider buying because of the ground rent.


Ancient-Awareness115

And having to run a business the suits hanringey council


SorbetNo7877

r/deathstairs


[deleted]

Quite like it, but after 10 seconds of considerationā€¦.. nope.


Temp-Tackle

It's likely tiny, too. Unmortgageable in every way. It used to be possible to buy more years on a lease, but this place would only remotely be worthwhile if it was Freehold. The current housing market is disgusting. For buyers and for renters. We need more social housing, so the low paid (which is most of us!) can even begin to have any disposable income ever again.


notmyprofile23

It looks tiny in the photos, and a very awkward shape, with no storage at all. Iā€™m sure someone would be comfortable thereā€¦ but not me.


the_turn

Short leaseholds are poison


allyearswift

In this case, a short leasehold would be wonderful, because the ground rent will drop drastically when you extend.


Western-Mall5505

This place is a big advert for lease reform.


Praetorian_1975

Man the council really are taking the piss with that ground rent 12500 a year plus band C council tax why not call it an even 16k a year. Plus the current owner wants 300k for less than a 100 year lease šŸ˜‚ good luck with that buddy,


Verlorenfrog

The school which is named and located very close to this is known for having some of the worst pupils around, so would not want to have these terrors passing by morning and afternoon. Great little house but in an awful area, crime ridden and filthy.


KitFan2020

Is this a former public park ā€˜lodgeā€™ or even a former park toilet block? šŸ˜¬


One-Ad-4304

Im getting Weasley Burrow vibes. I love the quirkiness. Shame about the ground rent and location.


Diaristofnada

I paid Ā£370k cash for one bedroom down the road in Hackney. Plus I have a tiny allotment here. But I would seriously considering buying this.


SONBETCH

Nothing makes me angrier than leasehold. I seriously donā€™t understand the point. Why would I pay Ā£300k up front just to rent a house for a limited amount of time, and then pay rent on top of my mortgage? If the benefit of owning a house is to own an asset that I can sell on if I need to, and have a place to live without paying rent when I retire, how does a leasehold provide any of that? Surely itā€™ll be unsellable when Iā€™ve lived there for a while and there are only 20 years left on the lease, and Iā€™ll still have to pay rent once the mortgage is paid off. Make it make sense.


-myeyeshaveseenyou-

The bath reminds me of an animal feeding trough


Fair_Tangerine1790

ā€œGarden rewildedā€ the new euphemism for overgrown


SigmoidFemale

Yes, that is literally what it means. What is your point


ChildishSable

So could you clean up the garden or does someone own that


F00lsSpring

Pretty sure that chimney with wood burner is the 'central ' heating (pun intended)... I'm sure I've heard you can't mortgage a property without a working boiler? Or maybe that only applies to houses with central heating...


Equivalent-Roof-5136

Whyyyy have all those arty pics of doors and windows that highlight the peeling paint down to bare wood on all the frames? The second you buy that you've got to sort all those frames.


ollyprice87

Never knew gulag chic was in this year.


jonrobb

Used to drive past that regularly often wondered what it was like inside..


DisconcertedLiberal

Absolute state of this, that bathroom is grim


holnessbob

Just over Ā£1000 a month on ground rent. Jesus. And that location. Surely unsellable. You'd have to be permanently high on acid to buy this surely


citruspers2929

It would make a fun airbnb!


lythander

Staggering (not surprising given the entrenched interests) that leasehold continues to be a thing. And people wonder why the property market (and the larger economy) never seems to get better.


TheFirstMinister

Amazing gaff. [https://www.google.com/maps/place/High+Rd,+London+N22+8JR,+UK/@51.6049173,-0.1123493,50a,35y,99.08h,47.08t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x4876195b8d4cba2f:0xf1cbbedf8457a24b!8m2!3d51.6057036!4d-0.1112674!16s%2Fg%2F1vkxlrgv?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/High+Rd,+London+N22+8JR,+UK/@51.6049173,-0.1123493,50a,35y,99.08h,47.08t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x4876195b8d4cba2f:0xf1cbbedf8457a24b!8m2!3d51.6057036!4d-0.1112674!16s%2Fg%2F1vkxlrgv?entry=ttu) \~\~\~ When it listed last year the ground rent was 12.5K per year: [https://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?/topic/249715-exceptionally-high-ground-rent-on-an-old-home-any-particular-reason/](https://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?/topic/249715-exceptionally-high-ground-rent-on-an-old-home-any-particular-reason/) \~\~\~ The market doesn't like it thus far \[it's been on for 12 months\] so that price will have to come down: *Pr*i*ce Change History* *07/05/2024* *Initial asking price: Ā£300,000* *Additional Price Change History* *03/05/2024 - Price changed from Ā£350,000 to Ā£300,000* *18/04/2024 - Initial asking price: Ā£350,000* *Overall change: -14.3% (-Ā£50,000)* \~\~\~ More info: [https://www.countryliving.com/uk/homes-interiors/property/a44932964/mushroom-house-for-sale-north-london/](https://www.countryliving.com/uk/homes-interiors/property/a44932964/mushroom-house-for-sale-north-london/) \~\~\~ When last sold: [https://search-property-information.service.gov.uk/search/summary/suIczvHuDbqsaO7tNkgWbQ==](https://search-property-information.service.gov.uk/search/summary/suIczvHuDbqsaO7tNkgWbQ==)


LochNessMother

WTF. Surely thatā€™s an error. You can get a 2 bed flat for Ā£1600pcm in Wood Green and my guess is Ā£1000 is close to what people are paying for a 2 bed council flat round there.


Rude-Cover-8727

I'm used to seeing cows drink out of that bath.


gamecatuk

Eclectic? More like rustic.


[deleted]

That place will be under water very soon! Not to mention the certainty of a nuke-type catastrophe floating up the Themes on a two-bob barge.


DeepArcane

Ā£12,500 annually just for the land your own house sits upon.. šŸ¤Æ


vurkolak80

That ground rent has to be a typo.


MissKatbow

Did they remove the ground rent? I looked through and did a search on the page for it but I canā€™t find it. How much is it?


PoopyPogy

It's in the data figures at the bottom of the expanded description. Apparently Ā£12500 but that's staggering!


MissKatbow

Ah thank you I missed that! I am hoping that is a typo, because wow!


basnatural

Oooooft that ground rent hurt my soul šŸ¤Æ


Madamemercury1993

If the council own it and the land why donā€™t they just rent it out to an artist or whatever? Who has Ā£300,000 cash, wants to pay that amount in ground rent, and is a creative/business owner? Iā€™m assuming nobody, as this is the second time Iā€™ve seen this on here and Iā€™m sure it was a few months ago when l last saw it. Also ā€œrecently rewildedā€ lol.


PoopyPogy

They MUST have forgotten to add the decimal point in the ground rent, SURELY?!? Ā£125.00 would be far more reasonable than Ā£12500. Edit - also shocking broadband speeds for the location.


chrisay59

Full of damp, and itā€™s listed, you may as well burn your Ā£50 notes in the grate!


BabaJosefsen

Bathroom's a bit grim


Randomuser95232

It's not even viable as an investment. Max rent would be around Ā£19,200 pa, which is Ā£6,700 after ground rent. So 2.5% pa return, this is even without considering the 70 year lease length or the fact its listed. Price needs to be around Ā£150k to even be worth considering. Land registry reports it last sold for Ā£180k on 17 November 2015 which is still crazy high. Looks like a cashcow for the council, and some idiot fell for it buying it almost 10 years ago, now the seller is hoping another idiot will fall for it.


Werewolf-Cute

Bet the owner wears a bandana and clothes made of hemp.