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AKittyCat

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gorgeoff

first he was Kid Dynamite, then Kid Warrant, then Kid Mugshot, then Kid Trial, and finally Kid Prison


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

You can add Kid Groomer in between Kid Dynamite and Warrant.


WaylonVoorhees

Wasn't that Velveteen Dream?


PoGoX7

Great reference


Tacdeho

You know as humans we cannot fathom the pitch and sound of a dog whistle like dogs can? That’s me with Simpsons references. I hear a silent whistle and my ears are like “TRAMBOPABLINE”


StokkseyriBoy

He said what now?


Sef_Maul

Oh, no you don't! That reference is *mine*!


Tyson_Jon87

I'm seeing double. Four Krustys!


Stealthy-J

Hopefully they put him in prison before he becomes Kid Diddler.


SubMikeD

> Kid Diddler He should write a song about how he doesn't do that, it's sure to work. Something like "Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids." Yeah, that's the ticket.


blackgallagher87

There's no quicker way for people to think that you're diddling kids than writing a song about it


Espio1332

I've heard that ukuleles are all the rage nowadays


IHATEG0LD

Dolph Ziggler's evil cousin.


Breakdawall

zolph diddler


interprime

Yeah, they call that “The Diddler”… They don’t let you use that no more.


The4ofClubs

Kid Ransom money from Kid Kidnapper.


alwaysmyfault

Let's just call him Kid Napper. Or Kid Diddler.


searchanddestrOi

He's better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt.


imcrapyall

They used to call that one the dick pic. Yeah you can't use that no more.


AKAdemz

He was almost Kid something alot worse.


ZincFishExplosion

Tatum will fustigate him.


b00fman22

Careful there, he might actually like kid prison


Eletheo

They should keep him out of Kid Prison and send him to regular Adult Prison instead.


DJDarkKnightReturns

He was also Kid Velveteen Dream.


MarkMVP01

That’s disgusting Also the way this guy mentions wrestling Randy Orton in 2001 is giving peaked in high school LMAO


DevonGr

Here's me wrestling Randy Orton SEVEN YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN


ZodiacWalrus

I know it's not the thing to be concerned about but I am processing that 15-year-olds were not born anywhere close to 2001 anymore, and likely never will be again.


Sef_Maul

Likely? *Literally*


NullSleepN64

Thatsthejoke.jpg


Sef_Maul

Shit. I just got high, and I totally missed the nuance. My bad, This one's on me.


SchleepPowder

r/truth


heartbreakhill

I just double checked your math in my head and now I’m having a crisis and my skin is turning to dust


DevonGr

If it makes you feel worse, doing math like that never gets better.


BlaznTheChron

Start buying action figures that remind you of your youth. Totally not doing that as a coping mechanism right now.


RENOYES

Don't forget the Lego! (it hasn't been 22 years since I graduated high school, no way)


[deleted]

Same. I thought oh it must be a jobber match on Raw or a house show or something. Nope, a match from 22 years ago. Wild.


MarkMVP01

That’s what I thought too but also like I don’t remember Orton having squash matches against guys like that Then I saw NWA Nashville…


AnunciarMesa

He's 40 and calls himself "Kid" so that's to be expected.


RealSadLlama

god damn reading that exchange was hard. He came across as so desperate and pushy what a fucking loser and a creep


BirthdayAgent

Extremely desperate. Everything after the first missed calls were so hard to read.


Blind-Monkey

Dang. Reset the counter.


SenorDuck96

https://preview.redd.it/18bn6ywdjkab1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f592e84dc572f6ced661f77f18fd3e32d66206c


mightylordredbeard

I probably wouldn’t call this construction worker who occasionally wrestles in front of 20 people a pro wrestler.


Material-Wonder1690

I feel like this is more than just grooming. He's blatantly pursuing a minor.


Astral_Alive

It's not really grooming when you go from the waving emoji to a picture with your dick out within a couple hours.


A_Town_Called_Malus

Grooming speedrun (any%) strat.


NullSleepN64

*Hello you absolute legends*


dfmspoiler

Yeah a lot of people don't know what grooming is apparently. The minor wasn't exactly unassuming and he wasn't exactly being subtle. Gross.


Xex_ut

Yeah, this is something else. Kind of weird that the definition of the word spans a spectrum from anywhere to a 30yr old dating a 20yr old to whatever this sick shit Kid Dynamite was doing.


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TraeYoungsOldestSon

Thats just filibuster


NullSleepN64

Now you're just gaslighting us


patrickwithtraffic

I mean considering reading a book to kids is considered grooming to some knucklefucks, you'd be correct. It's a word that's really lost all meaning these days.


darsh211

Yeah, there has to be another word for this. This guy also doesn't appear to have great social skills. What kind of man sends a 15 year old girl a picture of his titty?


longislandicedz

I follow this page. They catch a lot of wrestlers in GA/SC. Most recently a guy named StrykNyn got caught, and then I think over 40 people have come forward with stories about him in the next few days


ChewbaccalypseNow

What’s the name of the page?


longislandicedz

Palmetto creep patrol


zercher22

I thought it was a bait when 'she' sent that picture to him, can't believe the idiot ignored that and still tried to pursue lol


CesareSomnambulist

I took it to mean an actual pic was sent but they blocked it with their logo when sharing it publicly? He's next level dumb if he actually received that pic and continued pursuing


zercher22

Ahh that would make more sense but also reading back through it again I'm still 50/50 because this guy just comes across as being THAT stupid


marcusredfun

The group is similar to perverted justice, the ones who lurned in guys for To Catch a Predator. A lot of guys in that show were pretty similar to dynamite here where they really don't seem all there mentally.


sevinup07

Pretty sure that was just to censor


yognautilus

Holy fuck, 40+ adults *and* children of all genders. This creepy fuck diddles everyone indiscriminately.


VancouverGold76

Bulldog British isn't going to be pleased when he finds out about this


barc0debaby

You're supposed to break their legs, not molest them!


Probable_Koz

I hate to tell you but… ![gif](giphy|qH7J4EXzSCmBy)


ItsFuckinRawwwww

British Bulldog’s dead, Bulldog British isn’t


Probable_Koz

Derp. I get the joke now. ![gif](giphy|QE3fmo40WMu9W)


BillyShears17

"Will you stop!"


HoldenAJohnson

What an act of cowardism


HitmanClark

You deserve far more upvotes for this.


Thirdstar1

Nasty mf.


narczilla_

This dude one day looked at Dynamite Kid and was like "I got it, the perfect ring name-" mid from the start


ziggysaysnada

He was immediately yanked from a charity event and said "due to Kid Dynamite making very bad personal decisions in life, we have pulled him from our event and he will never be booked by us or any local show ever again." Now I see this and know what happened.


Crissxfire

Kid Dynamite? More like kid diddler. Terrible joke, but yeah, dudes a piece of work and not too bright, it seems. He was clearly being baited and just kept going with it. Well, whatever "career" in wrestling he had and honestly, can't say I've ever heard of him is probably gone.


Moon8983

Cheers Lampard


JIZZchasholmeslice

Looks like the only thing he will wrestle is the justice system. But no, seriously, he’s looking at some time for his horrible crimes.


MattSR30

We've had Fat Frank, now let me introduce you to Diddly Dynamite!


name-classified

> He was clearly being baited are you serious? she told him right away she was 15 and he told her immediately that he was 40. *update I totally misunderstood the "baiting" term.


Crissxfire

I was under the impression this was a sting operation, someone trying to string him along and get him to incriminate himself.


_Dia_

[Randy Orton vs Kid Dynamite - NWA Nashville TV 3/03/2001 Columbia, Tennessee Grand Slam Building ](https://youtu.be/uQicfa9o34o) Dude bragged about getting squashed by Randy Orton in a minute 22 years ago. What a career highlight.


The_SkyShine

Hahahaha the commentators "kid dynamite being about 5'-10" maybe 5-11". Bro looks like he's 5' 5"


Zebrahead13

⭐️ 1/2


BebbleCast

Dude makes Orton look massive holy shit


AkilleezBomb

Looks like Spike Dudley if he was even smaller


Grrannt

Compare Ortons punches to Kid Dynamites punches lol


OctaneTwisted88

Looked like Crash Holly without the muscles


IndifferentSky

wyd


-bck

Hey


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U vidoe cht?


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HoldenAJohnson

Sende pic


broken_radio

1 titty? Plz send 2 titty.


Sportsfan369

Taking a shit.


boogalow

So


BillNyeTheCipherGuy

Grooming aside this is so embarrassing " I wrestled Randy Orton 22 years ago here's my man tits and my spandex"


MasterPhart

I'm pretty sure there was a censored dick in the spandex pic unless I'm crazy


kahran

"I peaked long before you were born. So anyway....wyd"


rexmundi69

Need a shower after that. So sleazy. Dude was totally thirsty for a 15 year old. This reads like one of those child predator stings. Probably was or maybe the girl decided to turn him in. Either way, he's finished.


ClockOfTheLongNow

I assume the image the 15 year old posted toward the end is proof of that, and it looks like DK completely missed it.


Crissxfire

Right, they openly stated it was like a catch a predator sting and he just laughed it off and kept going


[deleted]

My assumption is that that was used to censor whatever the kid actually sent him, but then again, the guy comes off as stupid enough to just ignore that, so I guess it could go either way.


RiC_David

And the 'my mum's dead and I don't talk to my dad' part sounded far too 'perfect' for the guy. Really does say something when someone hears that and thinks "...brilliant!". It's like the equivalent of "My husband's away on a business trip and I'm ever so lonely".


fightbackcbd

They are thinking “this is a broken child I can easily groom to be my pet”. It’s super fucked up


Blekanly

This is gross. But I can't help but laugh that he sent a titty pic for some reason! And is so needy! "hey! Hey! Hey!" sounds like bloody navi


FallenShadeslayer

Oh god why did you have to mention Navi 😂😅


SleestakLightning

There's two simple words you can look for to determine if someone on FB is a piece of shit or not. "Hard" and "Knocks"


ManOnNoMission

“Annie” fans in shambles.


FallenShadeslayer

Annie fans been real quiet since this comment dropped.


[deleted]

No comment from Jay-Z’s camp


FallenShadeslayer

Okay but how does this affect Lebron’s legacy?


tuscaloser

"School of life"


Upper-Meal-9056

“Kindly had my junk sticking out” “Where” LMAAAOOOOO


[deleted]

Hey. Hi. Wyd. Wyd. Hey. (4 missed calls)


stevecollins1988

It doesn't excuse him, but by his messages he appears to have a mental age as young, if not younger than her. It's pure cringe.


Existing-Swing-8649

What is it with wrestlers with the name "Dynamite" and "Kid" being scumbags?


ChannelNeo

He said this is the remix


MeltyFist

To ignition?


ItsBearmanBob

Send R Kelly to prison


thebigtymer

Hot and fresh out the kitchen?


HitmanClark

Of a song about pissin’.


lonewolfandpub

Kidd Bandit is the exception.


1901456

Tyson rules too, idk. Unless something happened with him now🙈


The_Kurrgan_Shuffle

They're Kidds not Kids, so they're good people


MajorCrafter

I was trying to work out who the hell Kid Tyson was before my mind clicked...


going_mad

I legit got confused for a second and was like noooooo not Kidd bandit until my brain caught up


dragonch

What did I miss about Kid Kash?


Existing-Swing-8649

He's missing one of those names


liquorbaron

Pegasus Kid...


XTheProtagonistX

![gif](giphy|Y3k2w0kiPzeFeed1Kn)


kingdon1226

This is absolutely disgusting. Like trying to get with a minor. This is one pos mf right here and I hope he gets charged. Nothing is more vile than a child predator


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[deleted]

Jesus Christ. The nerve to link a match that happened before she was born lmao.


space_peg6549

I read this as dynamite kid and was very confused Also what a piece of shit


Christian_Kong

At first I thought "I follow indy wrestling and know most of the big and up and coming names. How have I not heard of this guy?" Then I find out he is like 40. I'd say this is going to cost him his wrestling career, but saying he had a wrestling career is being very generous.


Crissxfire

Hey now, he wrestled Randy Orton once. But yeah, I'm well versed in indie wrestling myself and was clueless. Figured he was a young local guy, not some 40 yead old dude hanging onto the kid moniker.


sizzzzilla

Yeah he looked exactly what I thought he’d look like.


dirk_funk

He probably didn't answer the construction company question because he doesn't actually have a job. i listened to a podcast about someone who was used as the bait, she was an adult, obv, but she looked young. random times of the day she would get a call from the team doing the chats, and she would have to take a specific picture of herself doing something so they could send it to the creep. imagine getting a call that you have to take a picture of yourself taking a shit, for the good of humanity. there could be no greater calling.


The_Homestarmy

Either that or because he was afraid the minor would send this stuff to his employer and he'd get shitcanned.


necro316

Wtf is with some people


LackingDatSkill

This is disgusting


flippingsenton

It's more pathetic than disgusting to me. Still disgusting and abhorrent, but I just have zero respect or comprehension of a grown man trying to beat down a child's door for sexual images and sex. It just reads like one of those pathetic online dating chats, but then you remember it's a kid getting this and it's even worse.


Pippen_Aint_Easy

wyd


caligirlincali

Terrifying.


thelupinefiasco

Dude, if y'all follow the Palmetto Creep Patrol, there were a *lot* of indie guys getting busted recently. Stryknyn was another one.


CeruleanClaymore

Shame on him for ruining Dynamite Kid's good name! /s


Rich1926

I stopped strolling after the chest pics.... that's just creepy.


LuminousJaeSoul

Kid dynamite = groomer Dynamite kid = abuser Think we shouldn't trust wrestlers with kid or dynamite in their name


Thanatos-ES

wasnt kid bandit also cool?


KatnissBot

Last I heard Kidd Bandit was rad as hell and also a good person


Scavgraphics

Kidd Bandit is also, you know..a kid.. 19-20 or soemthing...not 40+


KatnissBot

Yea, obvs. Just trying to lighten the mood a bit.


Citizen_Lunkhead

Technically, she's like 26-27 but again, she's actually a good person and not someone like this so it really doesn't matter.


Scavgraphics

Wow? Really? Didn't know that. Thought was WAY younger.


SCB360

And there was that one guy obsessed with Dynamite Kid...


Miikeyyy

I believe Pegasus Kid was his name


Yosonimbored

Is Kid Kash at least a good one?


JustinBradshawTaylor

He did a sick brain buster


cantintousername

*Joey Ryan has entered the chat*


redome

Trying to impress a 15-year-old kid that they wrestled Randy Orton 22 years ago on an indy show. That's a new low bar.


AkilleezBomb

“7 years before you were born I wrestled Randy Orton, pretty impressive eh?”


GelatinousPiss

Can't tell if he's got brain trauma from unprotected chairshots to the head or if he naturally is just dumb as a box of hammers. Obviously a creep but you'd think after 20 calls are all ignored the person obviously isn't interested, let alone the possibility that the minor he's trying to groom isn't real.


DrDroid

Well, there’s a whole lot of people with brain trauma who DON’T go after children, so that’s no excuse.


DeeEssLite

The irony in the fact that no matter what way around you put "kid" and "dynamite" in a pro wrestler stage name the end result is still a POS. I hope he lands a long time in jail. 64 year old by the way. Vile.


blachippy

![gif](giphy|jshTkO7Cl3j3QQLYCr)


plushturtle

wait, did this conversation continue AFTER they sent him the pic of their predator catching organization???? this guy is so dumb lmao


Lancer971

I would assume the bait sent a real pic and the organization covered it up on the public posting


plushturtle

oh that makes way more sense actually


MDF87

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


watwoudscoobydoo

He mentions he lives near Bowling Green, where one of the TCAP stings took place back in the day


infidelkastro

Gross


Purp1e_Aki

Damn dude one of the first messages was them saying 15 and he still went for it. Wtf


Investigate3_11

https://preview.redd.it/jlpa5uxqpkab1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8899b1796e297daa2da2af5ba4586ea5fe4d42b Jesus wept


StoneColdSteveAss316

**Kid Dynamite:** Kindly had my junk sticking out **Kid:** Where? LMAO


RyanPelley

When I saw Kid Dynamite, I thought he would be some 19 or 20 year old (not that it would make the situation legal). But a 40 year old making desperate attempts to hook up with a child while communicating like a dipshit teenager. What the fuck. Missed call. Missed call. Missed call. Hey. Hey. Wyd. Hey. Missed call.


HarlesD

Still looking for all the Drag Queens


ImpenetrableYeti

Thought this was Kidd bandit for a second. Man this guy is awful


Thatsquacktastic16

Why don't you take a seat for me right there....


Jenko65

From kid dynamite to kid banger


[deleted]

These cradle robbers just need to be shot


VonnyVonDoom

What the fuck is wrong with these perverts?


wizard_interrogative

I can't even find this guy on google. The first thing I get is a band with that name, then I get a young Mike Tyson who apparently fought under that name, then I get another professional wrestler who died in 2018.


GreedoLurkedFirst

They're a great band from Philly.


MutatedSpleen

There are two Kid Dynamites on Cagematch, but I'm reasonably sure neither of them is this guy because one of them died ~15 years ago and the other is Australian. You have to be really not famous to not even have a Cagematch entry.


Petermacc122

I didn't notice the other screenshots so at first I was like "this just looks like some dude being weird. Then I clicked it again thinking maybe there were more pics or something. Yeup. He's a creeper.


dogfins110

Why do this? There are probably fans of his that are near his age he could talk to. Even then apparently he tries to get a pic so early so he’d probably run off someone his age too


Reasonable-Pair-9937

Where is Chris Hanson when you need him.


bellalugosi

Scamming someone, probably.


Shrek2-onVHS

Piece of shit. But let’s say his talking to a mature girl, the man has no moves holy shit


J-Dexus

Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. Not a little kid. Gotta be big. Older than my wife. Younger than my daughter. Something like that.


Special-Cat-5480

Gross put him under the prison


therealcdot17

Wyd


DrRadon

The f is going on with all these guys interested in kids that barely hit puberty.


Jaisheevah

What a weird way to send a chest pic. Also this is gross.


Celtic_Crown

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.


chainsawcholo

just took it