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Emmalina-hausen

We've been waiting so, so, SO LONG for Danhausen.

RJ and Danhausen have such great chemistry together.

To be fair, RJ seems to have chemistry with everyone.

He's a master of matching the energy of whoever he is with.

> RJ and ~~Danhausen~~ **Christopher Massachusetts** have such great chemistry together. If you know, you know

I started watching HeyEW on their channel and this dude is hilarious.

I love that Danhausen's character is... a 1930s cartoon character?

Conan O'Brien if he was possessed by Pazuzu but ended up becoming a nerd.

He's Conan O'Brien mixed with Mr. Burns, Nosferatu, Pazuzu, with a little bit of Pee Wee Herman mixed in.

Pazuzu you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college!

Specifically, like, a Hammer Films monster villain mixed with a 1960s Batman villain who sometimes (very rarely these days, admittedly) turns into a terrifying demon who will bore out your skull with a spike.

With a spike please it's Danhausen... He'd use one of the spheres from Phantasm.

He literally uses a spike whenever he's Evil Danhausen.

He loosely reminds me of a mashup of Jigsaw and Peewee Herman

Someone trying to imitate The Joker but took a left turn into The Great Cornholio somewhere.

A demon who has shown up on earth, but his only references to humanity are from watching the Simpsons and Conan OBrien

This one got me.

He needs to chase after Toni Storm Nosferatu-style

Hide Tony Storm!

Easily the best "Definitely not a return" I've ever seen. I absolutely lost it laughing, this was fantastic.

Aw but I had my pitchfork ready because some fuzzy dots were connected :(


This is the most Simpson-esque skit I’ve seen so far in AEW and I absolutely love it. Can’t wait for Danhausen to be back on my TV

Waiting for people to whine because it's not cinema like the Bloodline...

Perfectly done lol. Really happy to see him back in person TV and hopefully they follow through on it next week

The slight squint when he says sorry...the guy is a genius.

His makeup gives him the best facial expression exaggerations and he always looks hilarious in different outfits or hats

If it's actually Nylahausen next week, I wouldn't be mad.

Nyla deserves so much more than she's currently given. She could be so much bigger if they would just let her have a chance to show her personality.

New mixed team.

The reaction from the guy lmao

"the guy" is RJ City and you better put some respect in that name.

ReJspeCity?

Danhausen should dethrone MJF and there's not a single person on the planet that can convince me otherwise

As much fun as I have with MJF as champ, the best thing for business is Champhausen! And he can finally get his blimp!

The side eye 😒….😭🤣

I actually laughed out loud when this happened

Need more RJ on my tv. Dude has such good timing and is so funny.

RJ is killing it!! AEW should use him more.

They've been using him tons, he was Toni Storm's entire foil

He's also on the Zero Hour shows with Renee.

Do you watch Hey! (EW)? If not, you should. It's incredible pretty much every week.

"THANK YOU!"

That other thread really panicked for jack shit huh

Bonus nonsense points to everyone that decided that his only option at this point was to go to WWE where he would be booked wonderfully and where he would, in no way shape or form, be told to change his name and gimmick to something WWE have ownership of...

The thread was only reacting to Danhausen himself pointing out that bumping him from the show after running so many vignettes was disrespectful. Which was true.

Top merch seller, AEaw fight forever got played a little more when Danhausen and Hook release, figure sold out everywhere. Yeah that's how you use that guy.

Lol!

It's the wink for me

That was the best 22 seconds of my day.

Hope they don't forget about him again in a week

Hopefully he doesn't get injured again before next week.

Tony, please siphon a little off the cocaine budget to pay for "Tequila" (the song). I need Danhausen to have his "Beetlejuice" moment where he hexes everyone in the ring and makes them dance to it!

Damn so you mean I can’t overreact online and create a ton of drama over a comedy wrestler returning? Rats!

But danhausen retweeted the poop emoji from punk in 2013 last week. What about THAT?

If Danhausen got on the gashausen he'd be a star. Good character, body of a dork with bad posture.

the posture is on purpose, he's also more jacked than most of the roster (I'm looking at you Jungle boy)

I'm sorry, so he complained on twitter for what reason?

It does seem like his segment was cut on the Monday show, maybe this is to make up for that?

What Monday show? If you mean Wednesday, the Friday show is filmed the same day. So he would've known that he was being rescheduled so it's just confusing that he threw such a massive fit if he knew that his time was coming just a few days later.

It's a Workhausen.

Brain fart, yeah I meant Wednesday. They spent so long promoting his return with Halloween vignettes that my mind just assumed they had a show on Monday.

Haha yeah, I get that. My whole thing is that he caused a big stink on Thursday despite knowing that he was going to come back on Friday.

Maybe they filmed this segment after he raised a stink

There is a massive difference between returning on Dynamite and returning on Rampage. I get it if he was told he was coming back on Wednesday and then went "Nope we're gonna wait for the C show after all" I'd be disappointed too.


That's dumb. It only wasted 22 seconds of TV time though so I guess it's okay.

What's your favourite era in wrestling and who's your favourite wrestler?

I don't have a favourite era. But I love Okada.

veerlina hausen

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