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A-10Kalishnikov

Orlando Jordan vs Ultimate Warrior seems like a match where you hit random on select a wrestler in WWE Smackdown vs Raw.


Patjay

Warrior is still champion too, despite being dead for several years


SC_Shitpost

>#3: Mike Levy vs Mickie Knuckles (Queen of the Death Matches Tournament, Semifinal) | IWA Mid-South Queen of the Death Matches 2008 (June 21, 2008) - 0.18 If you've never seen it, this is legitimately one of the absolute worst matches of all time, would probably be #1 if it was on PPV and not outside of a bowling alley in Evansville or something, where you expect that kind of garbage to happen. I used to attend IWA-MS shows all the time from 04-08, mostly in Hammond/Highland. They put on some absolutely awesome shows with great workers like Kid Kash, Sabu, The Thomasellis, Punk, Styles, Danielson and even though I wasn't into the deathmatch shit, Necro, Pondo, Corp all put on a great show. Tank was absolutely fucking junk though, and the way he beat the shit out of that kid was absolutely embarrassing. Fuck Ian Rotten and fuck Mickie Knuckles. >In the aftermath, AEW owner Tony Khan claimed that the doctor indicated that Hardy did not suffer a concussion >He also stated that new protocols would be in place to prevent something like that from happening again. This got a chuckle out of me.


Patjay

IWA mid-south from like 2003-2010 is just a total fever dream of a promotion. So many insane matches and cards, that sound completely made up, sandwiched between some of the worst wrestling I’ve seen in my whole life


jinxs2026

I was just gonna come in and say the same thing. From 2002-07 i went to IWA constantly and it was legit one of the best indies. I fell out of wrestling for a period after Benoit, and thusly quit going to IWA, and I'm glad because this was absolutely disgusting. They really never recovered from it either as a company. Bunch of dumb asses.


MrAspie1

The only good thing that came from the Mickie Knuckles and Ian Rotten shitty attitude was this podcast: [https://www.blogtalkradio.com/jerrywiseman/2011/03/23/and-then-the-bell-rings-1](https://www.blogtalkradio.com/jerrywiseman/2011/03/23/and-then-the-bell-rings-1) Ian Rotten getting called out by former IWA wrestlers and he having to shut the fuck up gives you years.


TheMrMonkey

Just want to point out that Eddy Steinblock was the owner of a company called EPW, he was also the World Champion of EPW....for 13 years, his reign ended in 2017....when he died, he was such a dominant champion that the only thing that could end his reign was death


acekingoffsuit

He and his partner were also the company's first tag team champs. He held that belt for over a year almost continuously (they lost the titles in the semi-main event of a card, then won them back in the main event).


JoeyKookamanga

No one goes over Death. Except for the Belmonts, Alucard and Bill & Ted.


Skulldetta

In a cruel twist of irony, God decided to end Eddy's life just two days before his retirement match. Even heaven couldn't approve his shit.


RockIsNotDead13

Thanks for writing this up, it was an interesting read. Jeez that Act Yoshiko match is tough to watch. Id not heard about it before and i can see why. Its an absolute mauling.


nickl104

Truly surprised not to see Jeff Hardy vs Sting on here


acekingoffsuit

That was a 90-second match, and Cagematch does not allow ratings on matches under 5 minutes in length.


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Stinger made sure this WASN'T match, so I guess that's why


itfeelslikethefirstt

OSW does a great review of Heroes of Wrestling.


DefenderCone97

Another great post. That IWA match is so pathetic. Bunch of fucking Y list wrestlers beating the shit out of a Z lister. I get that maybe he wanted to continue wrestling but there seriously needs to be a point where police are involved. I mean, having your son involved? The fans cheering it on? That curb stop was disgusting and their lucky their only karma was breaking a leg. That section of the wrestling fan base is the absolute worst of all IMO.


IrrelephantAU

The Levy thing is actually worse than it seems. The problem is that, by most accounts, Levy isn't entirely there. Nobody talks about what specifically is the problem - odds are nobody in the business actually knows him well enough to speak on that - but he was one of those guys who was dangerously incompetent in the ring and didn't seem to understand what he was doing wrong. Now the smart thing to do would simply be to not book him, or at least not book him in anything he could screw up, but Ian had to be Ian. And somehow he still got booked into both IWA-EC and IWA-DS after this. Ok, DS shouldn't be surprising, but Pondo was usually better than that.


spark-curious

According to Cagematch Sexy Star, YOSHIKO, Ian Rotten, and Mickie Knuckles are all still wrestling as of a few years ago. Knuckles in particular had a match a couple of weeks ago.  Disgusting. Just disgusting. 


ianisms10

Mickie Knuckles wrestled in XPW recently and probably didn't crack the top 10 most controversial people involved in the show


SevenSulivin

With Yoshiko the story is long, complex and a culmination of backstage politics I don’t believe either where the main instigator of. Also notably I believe Act has forgiven Yoshiko for the affair.


BorlaugFan

In terms of just pacing and raw execution, I don't think it can get worse than Steinblock vs One Warrior Nation. It's only 9 minutes long, but it felt like 40, and they botched just about every basic move they did.


B_Wylde

How they managed to get pying customers is a miracle


fghtffyrrss

Very very minor but you listed the year of the New Jack-Grimes match as 2022.


RealHumanBean89

For a minute, I thought you truly were hyperbolising about that pedigree. Then I watched the clip. Honest to god, *I* could do a better pedigree than that, and that is a fucking feat and a half.


SevenSulivin

You did justice for Steinblock vs OWN, my favourite match to watch on Discord voice chats. Just a genuinely incredible match in a way that’s not necessarily good. It’s the Okada vs Omega of bad wrestling. Towards the end there’s a mediocre Irish Whip and you pop because that’s far and away the best move of the match yet. It might be the best move in the match overall. Just incredible bad wrestling.


imhoopjones

You forgot the part where Matt Hardy drove himself home after the Guevara match!


NikiPavlovsky

Worst match in history it's that one in which some degenerate twat trow concrete block in head of another wrestler/


B_Wylde

Eddie vs Pseudo Warrior has got to be the worst match where nothing out of the ordinary happened. Like these guys just plainly sucked badly.


MankuyRLaffy

Jim Neidhart vs Virgil should've been on here. Jim the "Klanvil" was so awful


ianisms10

Ibushi vs. Marufuji should be on here, but it got spammed with 1, 2, and even a few 3-6 ratings, presumably by Elite fans. Currently at a 0.96.


All-StarGoated

Crazy that only Elite fans have that power when there are TNA, NJPW, Stardom, and even an AEW match on this list. Also give the list an actual read and try to make a case for Ibushi v. Marufuji being worse than any of them.


Goldenshovel3778

On paper that sounds like a classic match, how bad was it?


B_Wylde

Ibushi broke both his ankles in the begining and continued for another 10 minutes or something


ianisms10

Ibushi went out there with a broken ankle and wrestled for over 30 minutes, breaking his other ankle in the process. The finish was him just falling on top of Marufuji. He was crying before the bell rang and couldn't stand up at the end. I genuinely think whatever doctor cleared Kota for that needs their medical license revoked. [Full match](https://youtu.be/aI7Dkszv0eQ?si=_8ZAMa-S8thS615p)


Goldenshovel3778

Jeez, what happened to NOAH man. They were the most consistently good promotion during the pandemic with Go Shiozaki putting the promotion on his back and then they go book this shit, smh


Stumblebee

Just now noticing that you're AK offsuit! I've been following your socials for years! Love this series and I love your fighting game work too!


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acekingoffsuit

As much as I'd like to, I might not be doing this for a while. We just welcomed our second child into the world last week and that's eating up what little free time I had before.


TheJosephBanks1

Sounds like another worker to me, pal. Extra set of ECW watching eyes for the project.


acekingoffsuit

We already made a decision as a family that we will not expose our children to Jerry Lynn until they're older.


dallasw3

The flip side to that is you’ll be depriving your poor children of Hack Meyers, the bWo, and the original FBI. Are you really willing to do that?


LastWordsWereHuzzah

Unbelievable. Kid just joined the roster and they're already influencing booking decisions. (In all seriousness, congratulations and go take a nap)