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G1Spectrum

That was hilarious


positively_broad_st

Looked like LA had to stifle a smile himself...šŸ˜…


incredible_penguin11

Surprised he didn't say "chews of a champion, yeah!" and threw the mic.


Stumblebee

According to my mom that'll get out of his system just in time by wrestlemania 48


crazyseandx

Does it actually take that long for gum to pass? I know this is an exaggeration, but it takes long enough that it feels that way?


Any_Application7786

Itā€™s a LOONG urban legend that gum takes awhile to pass through you but it happens almost the same time as anything else with sugar


crazyseandx

Ah ok


irish0451

Like how you tell kids they can't swim after they eat but in reality you're just trying to avoid them getting too worked up and puking in the pool


Matto_0

It just gets digested, I'd assume the same as anything else.


namek0

Worst thing I ever learned is that gum contains plastic as a base


RichRinDC

It's all sugar. It shoots right through you.


BlaznTheChron

Don't believe this man. He has a belly full of gum and finger nails.


Euphorium

Chewing your nails is how you get worms! - My kindergarten teacher scarring me for life 25 years ago


The_RedWolf

Technically that is possible but as long as you wash your hands regularly it's not a big deal


DoesNotChodeWell

Don't forget the watermelons!


AdGroundbreaking1341

![gif](giphy|SYFwazjRjVtKlA0t2k|downsized)


TrueDeadBling

I always think of that one line from the Scott Pilgrim movie when I hear of this šŸ˜‚ "You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!"


Irfan-320

That's around the same amount of time it took Iron Sheik to walk down the ramp at WM17


phantasmicparade

Well, that could have been worse causeĀ at least he didn't choke lmao.


here_to_vibe1

Thought bro was about to die


positively_broad_st

Somebody heimlich this man!!!


rThundrbolt

Heidenreich?


ComXDude

Oh no


GodzillaUK

\*Poem recital urge intensifies\*


ComXDude

https://preview.redd.it/88qpuzzsvwsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81462247dc3073d11e755add7c12dbf954669029


est19xxxx

hindlick


ilikeracing23

Bro when he locked into place on the ropes I fucking lost it, looked like Wile E Coyote when heā€™s in place about to fall.


Euphorium

Thought he was having a stroke for a second


TheFinalSchnabitz

I legitimately thought that. I rewound it multiple times then heard what Graves said.


thrilliam_19

It was like he rebooted. YEAH


thedrizzle126

YEAH


BigBanEvader

YEAH


LukkasG

Reminded me of Taker's ''REST IN PEACEEE-BLGHRGGH''


tahqa

What? Lol


LukkasG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_Mj2u0DQM


Euphorium

Takes me back to Trips [weird snort thing](https://youtu.be/nEaDfldO4bI?si=4c-IAsnZ_GRa48zA) when he laughed during an interview.


TrueDeadBling

The fucking wheeze at the end, big fella sounded like he had been smoking for 30 years šŸ˜‚ Kinda ironic, since he doesn't smoke or anything


Chris337

LOL


mathdhruv

Wasn't this right after the Katie Vick thing aired?


Pyroblivious

The phenomenal gum.


abitlazy

THE GUM COMMUNITY!?


cleo_rise

This community meme shit always fucking gets me


GamerFluffy

THE MEME COMMUNITY??


Apoc156

This made me laugh way more than I expected. Thanks šŸ‘


GentlemensBastard

STOMPED OUT BY THE WHYGMYMPTHAHTMH


FullToragatsu

Iā€™m both glad that he didnā€™t choke and that he was able to kind of improvise it as if he was just so caught up in the emotion that he couldnā€™t talk.


suckme2763

This is going viral lmao


eyepatch_png

The Looney Tunes ass noise he made when he choked on it has me crying


aliao

Im fucking dying of laughter at that, it was cartoonish as fuck


willy_low

This dude took a quick beat, then spit the end to his sentence, perfect to be edited smoothly together. Mad credit.


JohnSmithSensei

This is like the "Shoes of a Champion" moment.


FewDevelopment6712

High on a gum


architect617

![gif](giphy|JfnnZaJlXuit7pTnYx)


tahqa

I love that announcer immediately called it out.


CELTICPRED

"I think I swallowed a fly!!!!!!!" -George Costanza


solsunlite

That gum went into business for itself


angIIuis

The gum was trying to fuck on me !!!


TheBoyy23

Thats fucking hilarious


hymensmasher99

He made it work. That's why he's the MEGA STAR


KillTheBat77

YEAH!!


nicheshogaze

I wouldnā€™t have even noticed if Corey didnā€™t say anything


IM_M0IST

I'm actually impressed with how he handled it. I would've been trying to cough it up for like a solid 1/2 minutes.


Ironicopinion

I thought he forgot his lines lol


Giraffesarehigh

Lmao i wondered what happened there


itsmekelsey_x

That was funny.


KidThunder90

I laughed so damn loud at this. Literally had to rewind and watch again and somehow it was even funnier.


positively_broad_st

When chewing gum, you gotta do like Mr. Perfect and swat it out into the crowd before you get into the ring...


fart_fig_newton

He could probably fart a bubble on AJ by tomorrow night, that'd be pretty impressive


BanjoKnuckles

LA Knight flavor


RedmondSurvivor

That's hilarious. The noise he made haha


Own_Proof

Only wrestlers Iā€™ve seen chew gum in every promo successfully was Heel Triple H and Heel Edge lol


Stennick

I thought Ken Kennedy chewed gum a lot


DocPersona

Well they had to tell him how to chew his gum, and when they stopped he overchewed the hell out of that gum.


IntellectualDweeb

Tbf he'd chew it in a way that was extra obnoxious with big mouth movements as part of his character; but it made it far more difficult to have a moment like Knight's. I remember him mentioning in a promo in TNA that he was restricted from chewing when he was in WWE too.


shaft_for_life

He played it off well haha


Gsrj

I'm in the arena I thought he just stumbled during the promo thanks for the update


KokyuNoKokyu

Gummy YEAH!


heat_fan_

That shit was hilarious šŸ¤£


secretwep

That was a pretty good save


Phenomenal2313

The fact that the crowd caught on immediately , means it has happened to them more often than not


PJA0307

Gum of a Champion


walrusattackarururur

CHEWS OF A CHAMPION. YEEEAAAAHHH


DarthNawaf

Gum of a champion


bearamongus19

Great job playing it off


HardcoreKaraoke

So I'm guessing he'll leave the gum backstage during his next promo lmao.


ChunkyMonkey559

You made me swallow my gum


hiptones

A former choir director said she had to perform a tracheotomy on a student who inhaled their gum.Ā  She might have been lying to hammer the no gum in class policy, but we took it seriously.Ā 


IniMiney

I thought nothing of it until Graves said something, I just took it as him being so full of rage and fired up lol


_4za_

this is legendary


1000kanenites

Bro choked on gum and still cut a fire promo. This man can do no wrong


Panik88

AJ planted that gum in his pocket!


TDStarchild

Itā€™s so relatable, how many of us have done this just not in front of a live audience? Knight handled it flawlessly so it just adds to the promo. Thatā€™s a pro


Blackarrow52

I genuinely wonder what would have happend had he choked and needed someone to do the heimlich. How do you recover your image from that lmao.


lk79

*ā€œYou thought I was choking?!? NAH-NAH!! Thatā€™s what youā€™re gonna do at WrestleMania AJ!! Choke on the biggest stage of them all!! Courtesy of the Megastar, with everybody sayingā€¦.* *L* *A* *KNIGHT!* *YEAHHHHH!!!ā€*


RizzMetzen

Where is that gum? He tried to fuck on me!


hitlow0708

Wow his gum decided to go into business for themselves and put themselves over during his promo


TigOlBigOl2

![gif](giphy|NLU7xUk0U6etBGKYQj|downsized) Couldā€™ve ended up like this


jfish718

This was amazing. "Blehghdsabfargh" **"YEAH!"**


Amazing_Karnage

This is reason why Curt Hennig was *perfect*: He was smart enough to spit his gum out (and swat it out of the air without fail) before every match!


[deleted]

YEAH!


fgbh

At first, I thought it was a Mr. Kennedy ^Kennedy shot. Boy, was I wrong.


ShadowMadness

Funniest thing I've seen lately. Absolutely dying from laughter right now. You've no idea how many times I've rewatched this scene.


onethreeone

/r/BetterEveryLoop "Stomped down by the BLERGEER" *rebooting head shake*


Dependent-Pride5282

I'm happy he is ok and can laugh about it. The fact he just carried right on is one of the reasons I love him. Doesn't let things phase him. I am a big football fan (soccer to those of you in the US), and there are constantly players chewing gum while playing, and it drives me nuts.


RandomWave000

that was quite awkward


mister_damage

![gif](giphy|JfnnZaJlXuit7pTnYx)


FiniteCarpet

Mr Kenderson catching strays lmao


mngreens

Iā€™m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum *swallows gum* And Iā€™m all out of bubble gum


SV8K

The worst person for chewing gum during segments is MJF. Hopefully he took notes and doesn't do it now since LA Knight had to be the guinea pig ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


TheBoyy23

Wandavision-esque Iykyk


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Styles wishing he had the easiest victory lap


Phenomenal_Hoot

Shades of Mr. ā€œThey wouldnā€™t even let me chew gum, nom nom nom nom nomā€ Andersonā€¦Anderson


AmadeusZull

Think LA Knight jumped the shark there. His Howard Dean moment.


somehetero

This is the highlight of his career. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SvenLorenz

If he had swallowed a fly instead, at least he would have doubled his brainpower and wrestling ability.


shaaaney

Knight is a real problem. He needs to go back to TNA. This terrible experiment is finishedĀ