Holes is so funny to me as someone who's had beardies as pets. They treat being thrown into the nest a death sentence but then the next shot shows the beardies literally just chillmaxing.
Right? I think I must be a beardie myself because being lowered into a cool dark earthen hole with a bunch of very relaxed lizards also avoiding the dead heat of summer sounds like heaven.
Redhead country girl? Sign me up.
I know Leah was from the city but in-game she definitely gives country vibes, not to mention that both her and Robin live closer to nature than most other characters in the game.
Whatever y’all think this photo means
https://preview.redd.it/6u56wfbmipxc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f56bbadd9b4d41464a0fa3e282c64eddb9a00a0
I think it might be fanart. I had to image search it (the artist credit was only bringing up this post) and couldn't find any results that point to it being an available mod.
She likes nature; I like smoking the fruits of nature. I offer her a couple of hits; we go inside, rant about our insane exes. Eventually get a good high going and we settle in. She gives me advice on how to romance Abagail; I put her in touch with an Art professor friend of mine who can help her with getting an exhibition set up. Eventually, we come back to earth and she heads home.
scream and pose like doc brown, mumble-screaming something about how i levelled up a simulation and *knew* it was possible given a little shock of 1.21 gigawatts
I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes!
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
GOD DAMN THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Hi Dan, I just moved in, im a super model *VIOLENT HAIR WHIP.* 💃🏽✨
XD
Get back inside and put my glasses on
😭😭😭😭
That’s exactly what I was thinking! 😂
This is so clever (,:
this went so far over my head lmao... i need to play more of this game smh
Actually.. I took off my glasses and the blurred vision make this looks hi def
I was thinking this too
offers iridium goat cheese
Sounds dangerous. Goat cheese probably shouldn't be made with Gamma-emitting isotopes. But that's just my opinion.
Dunno. People eat really weird and dangerous cheeses. For example sicilians eat cheese with living maggots that is poisonous and can kill you.
Thats disturbing... Europeans have some wierd cheeses. Im just gonna stick with my brick of chedder.
I'm going to stick with my 99% plastic all American freedom cheese
I’m gonna stick to my months-old stale grated Parmesan eaten by the fistful
Probably why his vision is pixelated
Why did I think this was Sigourney Weaver as the Warden in “Holes”
Her special snake-venom nail polish lived in my head for years with those darn yellow-spotted bearded dragons!
Holes is so funny to me as someone who's had beardies as pets. They treat being thrown into the nest a death sentence but then the next shot shows the beardies literally just chillmaxing.
Right? I think I must be a beardie myself because being lowered into a cool dark earthen hole with a bunch of very relaxed lizards also avoiding the dead heat of summer sounds like heaven.
I see this as an absolute win! ~*bonk*~ I'll uhh...I'll see myself to horny jail.
*Excuse* me? >!no one yell at me it’s a thing her character says!<
brought back memories with this one lol
That was my fruity enlightening
LOVE that for you 💅🏼
Hey man, Sigourney is a lady who only glows up. Every time you think she’s peaked…
Be extremely and reasonably shocked that a stack of a few hundred pixels is in my face
Give wine, close door.
The silver Melon kind or the Iridium Starfruitkind?
Leah retreats to her cabin with a confused blush on her face
The cheapest, it’s all the same to her.
Boonesfarm is a classy choice
"Come back tomorrow!"
Rub my eyes and blink a bunch because why does the world look so pixelated
Same, but I’d then be wondering what the hell was in my morning meds.
I give her a stick I fished out of the river.
Close door, unless she has a crafting recipe or something.
i am not allowed to say what i would do
(robin was the first character i saw in sdv i wanted to romance lmao)
Pretty sure that's leah braided ponytail + purple eyes
hm i can see it, also that works bc she was the first bachelorette i liked haha
You might have a type
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Redhead country girl? Sign me up. I know Leah was from the city but in-game she definitely gives country vibes, not to mention that both her and Robin live closer to nature than most other characters in the game.
What do you mean, there is **absolutely** no connection between the two woman! Not even a **colour** or anything
“Your copper hoe is ready to pickup.”
Robin was my first crush and Leah was my first wife, so I get you buddy.
I point my fingers at her and then yell "POW. HAHA!"
whatever she wants
Simp
Ask her why she made me carry the raw materials to her shop if she was just going to bring them all the way back tomorrow
Robin is the carpenter that does that. The picture is of Leah, the artist.
My dumb ass, haha
Eh it’s okay, they look very similar
I'm as polite as I could, flustered, trying to figure out why she came into my house (and possibly get her to like me)
Inviting her in, giving her a Poppyseed Muffin, and some wine on the way out after talking for three hours and forgetting about all my farm chores.
"Hello wife welcome home!"
Hand her a salad and get over to the wizard
I sometimes wonder if she thinks I think she's fat due to feeding her salad all the time
I'd take the statue that she's giving me and put it in a chest to never use
Give her 2 salads and ignore for the rest of the week
Slam the door shut cuz I live in a photorealistic facsimile of life and therefore a woman made of pixels at my door would frighten me.
Right hook
Compliment the Jehovah's Witnesses on their pixel art, tell them I'm Jewish and shut the door. Then wonder why I opened it in the first place.
"so, did OSHA approve a new building design you might have been working on, and I was on your list of beings to tell of said news?"
This is Leah, not Robin. You can tell by the braid. Robin's got a ponytail.
well I thought it was her due to the fact that mods exist, people could've given her a new hair style for all I know.
Whatever y’all think this photo means https://preview.redd.it/6u56wfbmipxc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f56bbadd9b4d41464a0fa3e282c64eddb9a00a0
I'M NEVER PAYING MY TAXES 🗣️
Swoon
Drop to one knee
is that Robin, Leah, or Jodi? cant tell
It's obviously Kait Wild
Give her a poppyseed muffin, watch her melt and then wait for temperatures to rise, to see if she turns to gas.
Accept the wood statue
BET HOE LETS DO THIS
apologetically explain to robin that i don’t have enough clay for another silo
Yes
smash
Rip my shirt off and yell "MY BODY IS READY"
Try to find her lost axe and then maybe have her build me a shed
beg
Give goat cheese and driftwood
"Erm how many pixels do you got?"
What doin?
Fall to my knees
I realize I forgot to put on my glasses and start looking for where I left them
Close the door
“How long have you been waiting here? I didn’t hear a knock”
I would give her more pixels in exchange for å crafting recipe.
Anyway where do I get this mod
I think it might be fanart. I had to image search it (the artist credit was only bringing up this post) and couldn't find any results that point to it being an available mod.
Same
Smash, next!
Smash!!
Be wondering why she hasn't finished my barn yet.
Would
PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE IUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE IM BEGGING
Smaash
Renneah?
Walk paste im still a minor
ask if she gonna be the garfield to my arlene
If she’s with the IRS with a shotgun, if not, “how can I help you?”
Ask whoever is standing there to lower the paper sheet with random pixel art and ask if this is a pyramid scheme, cult, or psychosis
"Is the chicken coop finished?"
Look for my glasses.
Blink blunk
"Here to build my 15th Chicken Coop?"
ok but is there a portrait mod for this?
Says "who the hall as hot are you"
Close the door
Go down on my knee and beg a hundred times to let me date her
https://preview.redd.it/ycsgbdoqlrxc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fecdbc7806244f7d73f281a0dc662ad4f6088de
Why the fuck is my eyesight pixels
"computer, end program"
I'd love to say something witty, but probably I'd just be a stuttering wreck lol
Receive a kinda weird statue representing her feelings about me named "How I feel about *farmer*".
Invite her in for sad, wine, cheese, and specialty mushrooms and talk shop
She likes nature; I like smoking the fruits of nature. I offer her a couple of hits; we go inside, rant about our insane exes. Eventually get a good high going and we settle in. She gives me advice on how to romance Abagail; I put her in touch with an Art professor friend of mine who can help her with getting an exhibition set up. Eventually, we come back to earth and she heads home.
🥺👉👈
Scream in terror as humans should not be pixelated.
kneel 🥺
Fold
Close the door "cuz mom told me not to talk to strangers"
Close it, that’s not my Leah… 😤😤😤
No one will sway me from Sophia (SVE)
I attempt to give her some homemade jam but accidentally eat it right in front of her instead.
offer her a salad
scream and pose like doc brown, mumble-screaming something about how i levelled up a simulation and *knew* it was possible given a little shock of 1.21 gigawatts
What mod is this😭
Put my glasses on because all I see is pixels
Did you ignore the trespassers will be shot sign?
“This is a weird way to propose, but yes,”
"who tf are you"
“No, I don’t need any improvements right now.” “Also, I’m dating your daughter”
Slam the door. She hates Pizza. Get off my property
If she looks like that, run
Jump seven feet straight into the air and spin around.
Close the door
Put down the pipe as I shouldn't be seeing pixel people on my porch.
I’m gonna squint so I can see them better
I'd try and figure out who slipped mushrooms in my coffee
Going back inside to give my husband his squid ink
Her
Slowly reach for my sword and ask if she saw anything weird around here (I live with Krobus and ain’t nobody about to out my boy)
Which mod is this portrait from? Asking for a friend... or science, yeah definitely science
Wondering why a shoulder up only being is at my door than closed door and hides
look for my glasses so I could see
Jolene I’m begging you don’t take my man
Close it back- if your name's not "Elliott" I have nothing to say to you.
smash
I close my door and open it again and throw a chunk of uranium at them and close the door again
Ask her what she wants, because she just made me have to walk to the door.
Shut it and go back to penny in the kitchen.
Blow my brains out.
Smash.
Make sure certain mods are installed
Does the artist have a social media??
Wonder what dream my brain conjured up this time and pray it doesn't wake me up. ... Anybody know the mod/artist?
Give her wine
Idk if this is meant to be leah or robin.
Take my medication.
Give her a rabbits foot.
Smash, next question. /j
Smash
Smash
You got a cock right?
Well consider I have hallucinations, I probably double check I have taken my antipsychotics for the day
Run
Give wine, start shopping for better wine.
Ideally propose
Come in? My room is on the right side lol
I get my vision checked
Appreciate her. Appreciate the beauty
####EGG
Go get my vision checked because shits lookin blurry
Sounds like a normal day to me
When I see Demetrius, it’s on sight
Lady, I’m married to Penny, STOP TRYING TO HIT ON ME
My first reaction was "call the police" I realize now that in this scenario I'm the one inside the house
Dang, thought that drug cocktail would just cover my allergies and IBM, but here we go.
"I used to pray for times like this"
Put on my glasses
Invite her on a lesbian date
uh hi you don't want to be friends with an ugly bitch like me \*slams door\* or if you don't care about that nonsense here's an iridum goat cheese
smooch.
Crack
Decapitation via a singular karate chop
Close the door
take out the cross on the ginger