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Flameball202

I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes!


LimeDiamond

r/beatmetoit


RareWhiteWolf25

r/beatmeattoit


spoopy_and_gay

GOD DAMN THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING


Potential_Reward5708

Hi Dan, I just moved in, im a super model *VIOLENT HAIR WHIP.* 💃🏽✨


CrazyTactix

XD


Panda4Zen

Get back inside and put my glasses on


codeverydamnday

😭😭😭😭


Gryffindor-Queen

That’s exactly what I was thinking! 😂


Jazzlike_Buy6331

This is so clever (,:


YadaYadaYeahMan

this went so far over my head lmao... i need to play more of this game smh


how_could_this_be

Actually.. I took off my glasses and the blurred vision make this looks hi def


Beautiful-Ad3471

I was thinking this too


ZacianSpammer

offers iridium goat cheese


Stealfur

Sounds dangerous. Goat cheese probably shouldn't be made with Gamma-emitting isotopes. But that's just my opinion.


SirVictoryPants

Dunno. People eat really weird and dangerous cheeses. For example sicilians eat cheese with living maggots that is poisonous and can kill you.


Stealfur

Thats disturbing... Europeans have some wierd cheeses. Im just gonna stick with my brick of chedder.


RSTONE_ADMIN

I'm going to stick with my 99% plastic all American freedom cheese


Cutiepie9771

I’m gonna stick to my months-old stale grated Parmesan eaten by the fistful


Elegant_Sherbert_850

Probably why his vision is pixelated


maxwellhallel

Why did I think this was Sigourney Weaver as the Warden in “Holes”


exsanguinatrix

Her special snake-venom nail polish lived in my head for years with those darn yellow-spotted bearded dragons!


the-tapsy

Holes is so funny to me as someone who's had beardies as pets. They treat being thrown into the nest a death sentence but then the next shot shows the beardies literally just chillmaxing.


exsanguinatrix

Right? I think I must be a beardie myself because being lowered into a cool dark earthen hole with a bunch of very relaxed lizards also avoiding the dead heat of summer sounds like heaven.


remirixjones

I see this as an absolute win! ~*bonk*~ I'll uhh...I'll see myself to horny jail.


maxwellhallel

*Excuse* me? >!no one yell at me it’s a thing her character says!<


kitivi

brought back memories with this one lol


Sardeeenqueen

That was my fruity enlightening


maxwellhallel

LOVE that for you 💅🏼


ChrisLee38

Hey man, Sigourney is a lady who only glows up. Every time you think she’s peaked…


Ak1raKurusu

Be extremely and reasonably shocked that a stack of a few hundred pixels is in my face


Randymarsh36

Give wine, close door.


GandalfInDrugs

The silver Melon kind or the Iridium Starfruitkind?


Looney_forner

Leah retreats to her cabin with a confused blush on her face


Randymarsh36

The cheapest, it’s all the same to her.


HavelsRockJohnson

Boonesfarm is a classy choice


GordOfTheMountain

"Come back tomorrow!"


dreamybluejay

Rub my eyes and blink a bunch because why does the world look so pixelated


Arisen14

Same, but I’d then be wondering what the hell was in my morning meds.


New-Number-7810

I give her a stick I fished out of the river.


Temmie101

Close door, unless she has a crafting recipe or something.


Personal-Regular-863

i am not allowed to say what i would do


Personal-Regular-863

(robin was the first character i saw in sdv i wanted to romance lmao)


thegreatdandino

Pretty sure that's leah braided ponytail + purple eyes


Personal-Regular-863

hm i can see it, also that works bc she was the first bachelorette i liked haha


Benxall_

You might have a type


Personal-Regular-863

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


The2ndDegree

Redhead country girl? Sign me up. I know Leah was from the city but in-game she definitely gives country vibes, not to mention that both her and Robin live closer to nature than most other characters in the game.


Beautiful-Ad3471

What do you mean, there is **absolutely** no connection between the two woman! Not even a **colour** or anything


Cutiepie9771

“Your copper hoe is ready to pickup.”


paroxybob

Robin was my first crush and Leah was my first wife, so I get you buddy.


Jalapeno9

I point my fingers at her and then yell "POW. HAHA!"


patroncrow

whatever she wants


[deleted]

Simp


houjichacha

Ask her why she made me carry the raw materials to her shop if she was just going to bring them all the way back tomorrow


MyLifeisTangled

Robin is the carpenter that does that. The picture is of Leah, the artist.


houjichacha

My dumb ass, haha


The-Cynicist

Eh it’s okay, they look very similar


ennarid

I'm as polite as I could, flustered, trying to figure out why she came into my house (and possibly get her to like me)


QuieterArtist16

Inviting her in, giving her a Poppyseed Muffin, and some wine on the way out after talking for three hours and forgetting about all my farm chores.


FatalisDrakari

"Hello wife welcome home!"


Diligent_Sea_3359

Hand her a salad and get over to the wizard


PlanesFlySideways

I sometimes wonder if she thinks I think she's fat due to feeding her salad all the time


link_cubing

I'd take the statue that she's giving me and put it in a chest to never use


StopCommentingUwU

Give her 2 salads and ignore for the rest of the week


TuggMaddick

Slam the door shut cuz I live in a photorealistic facsimile of life and therefore a woman made of pixels at my door would frighten me.


Cart_Crusader14

Right hook


slythwolf

Compliment the Jehovah's Witnesses on their pixel art, tell them I'm Jewish and shut the door. Then wonder why I opened it in the first place.


Drag0n411Keeper

"so, did OSHA approve a new building design you might have been working on, and I was on your list of beings to tell of said news?"


StarlightFalls22

This is Leah, not Robin. You can tell by the braid. Robin's got a ponytail.


Drag0n411Keeper

well I thought it was her due to the fact that mods exist, people could've given her a new hair style for all I know.


Phillyboishowdown

Whatever y’all think this photo means https://preview.redd.it/6u56wfbmipxc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f56bbadd9b4d41464a0fa3e282c64eddb9a00a0


JanineNajarian

I'M NEVER PAYING MY TAXES 🗣️


xvVSmileyVvx

Swoon


Jagura73

Drop to one knee


eskimopoodle

is that Robin, Leah, or Jodi? cant tell


KoalaMeth

It's obviously Kait Wild


KrisBread

Give her a poppyseed muffin, watch her melt and then wait for temperatures to rise, to see if she turns to gas.


GitHub-

Accept the wood statue


squidsharp

BET HOE LETS DO THIS


NerdyAdoptee

apologetically explain to robin that i don’t have enough clay for another silo


regesselurryenchicy

Yes


BitcoinStonks123

smash


[deleted]

Rip my shirt off and yell "MY BODY IS READY"


imahugemoron

Try to find her lost axe and then maybe have her build me a shed


Yuxine

beg


Tay74

Give goat cheese and driftwood


HkayakH

"Erm how many pixels do you got?"


michwng

What doin?


Ghostlovingfrog

Fall to my knees


Aeris_Mae_Not

I realize I forgot to put on my glasses and start looking for where I left them


Airy2002

Close the door


_pm_ur_tit_pics_pls_

“How long have you been waiting here? I didn’t hear a knock”


NicknameRara

I would give her more pixels in exchange for å crafting recipe.


TomateBrain

Anyway where do I get this mod


nousernamesIeft

I think it might be fanart. I had to image search it (the artist credit was only bringing up this post) and couldn't find any results that point to it being an available mod.


UrMomGei666

Same


aiyukkibunny986

Smash, next!


UnbreakableRaids

Smash!!


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Be wondering why she hasn't finished my barn yet.


Gothtomboys5

Would


an_odd_child

PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE IUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE IM BEGGING


Charles_The_Ashliegh

Smaash


Mimikyu-Overlord

Renneah?


Queasy-Inevitable512

Walk paste im still a minor


bongwaterthegr8

ask if she gonna be the garfield to my arlene


JohnB351234

If she’s with the IRS with a shotgun, if not, “how can I help you?”


DraconicMagister

Ask whoever is standing there to lower the paper sheet with random pixel art and ask if this is a pyramid scheme, cult, or psychosis


LocalPlatypus994

"Is the chicken coop finished?"


jam_mam

Look for my glasses.


Snakeskinking

Blink blunk


Aggressive-Falcon977

"Here to build my 15th Chicken Coop?"


artemisasks

ok but is there a portrait mod for this?


vinilchik

Says "who the hall as hot are you"


veebles89

Close the door


TomateBrain

Go down on my knee and beg a hundred times to let me date her


Commercial_Beach_231

https://preview.redd.it/ycsgbdoqlrxc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fecdbc7806244f7d73f281a0dc662ad4f6088de


DonutOutlander

Why the fuck is my eyesight pixels


TetrahedralEntity

"computer, end program"


BeanBagSize

I'd love to say something witty, but probably I'd just be a stuttering wreck lol


CrystieV

Receive a kinda weird statue representing her feelings about me named "How I feel about *farmer*".


userno89

Invite her in for sad, wine, cheese, and specialty mushrooms and talk shop


Vandil_the_Rogue

She likes nature; I like smoking the fruits of nature. I offer her a couple of hits; we go inside, rant about our insane exes. Eventually get a good high going and we settle in. She gives me advice on how to romance Abagail; I put her in touch with an Art professor friend of mine who can help her with getting an exhibition set up. Eventually, we come back to earth and she heads home.


RouxSoul956

🥺👉👈


MediumWellSteak8888

Scream in terror as humans should not be pixelated.


Melonenstrauch

kneel 🥺


Drewberry_Crunch

Fold


mid_sauce

Close the door "cuz mom told me not to talk to strangers"


wolfywon

Close it, that’s not my Leah… 😤😤😤


clutzyninja

No one will sway me from Sophia (SVE)


rubywolf27

I attempt to give her some homemade jam but accidentally eat it right in front of her instead.


Hobbitea

offer her a salad


ArgyArgBargArg

scream and pose like doc brown, mumble-screaming something about how i levelled up a simulation and *knew* it was possible given a little shock of 1.21 gigawatts


UrMomGei666

What mod is this😭


J3fferydahmer

Put my glasses on because all I see is pixels


Kenshirome83

Did you ignore the trespassers will be shot sign?


itslikesara

“This is a weird way to propose, but yes,”


RobinTHEfactoryLover

"who tf are you"


MrPanda663

“No, I don’t need any improvements right now.” “Also, I’m dating your daughter”


kween_hangry

Slam the door. She hates Pizza. Get off my property


The_Archivist_Steve

If she looks like that, run


Winter_Ad9633

Jump seven feet straight into the air and spin around.


WolfMaster415

Close the door


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

Put down the pipe as I shouldn't be seeing pixel people on my porch.


printboi89

I’m gonna squint so I can see them better


techtonics

I'd try and figure out who slipped mushrooms in my coffee


Fizzy_4722

Going back inside to give my husband his squid ink


Th3_0d0r

Her


EndoSniper

Slowly reach for my sword and ask if she saw anything weird around here (I live with Krobus and ain’t nobody about to out my boy)


MadMagilla5113

Which mod is this portrait from? Asking for a friend... or science, yeah definitely science


Dexkey

Wondering why a shoulder up only being is at my door than closed door and hides


Illender

look for my glasses so I could see


_archangel__

Jolene I’m begging you don’t take my man


SilverShadow1711

Close it back- if your name's not "Elliott" I have nothing to say to you.


snazzyjazzyazzy

smash


Gold-Front-4518

I close my door and open it again and throw a chunk of uranium at them and close the door again


Tacopotato_Baby-Og

Ask her what she wants, because she just made me have to walk to the door.


CatEaterr

Shut it and go back to penny in the kitchen.


Nuke_it116

Blow my brains out.


[deleted]

Smash.


Throw_andthenews

Make sure certain mods are installed


CrnGediTYa

Does the artist have a social media??


MadnessBomber

Wonder what dream my brain conjured up this time and pray it doesn't wake me up. ... Anybody know the mod/artist?


Impressive_Flow_9995

Give her wine


Natural-Role5307

Idk if this is meant to be leah or robin.


RepresentativeLink95

Take my medication.


hazbaz1984

Give her a rabbits foot.


Superlockien_127563

Smash, next question. /j


bluepastel6057

Smash


bluepastel6057

Smash


Imaginary_Growth_869

You got a cock right?


ogreofzen

Well consider I have hallucinations, I probably double check I have taken my antipsychotics for the day


Mplayz246

Run


slim_gainus

Give wine, start shopping for better wine.


StarmanRedux

Ideally propose


Humble_Radish2328

Come in? My room is on the right side lol


Chewyfingers

I get my vision checked


wow_its_myself

Appreciate her. Appreciate the beauty


solojetpack

####EGG


JanksyNova

Go get my vision checked because shits lookin blurry


Informal_Cobbler_868

Sounds like a normal day to me


ACrateOfAle

When I see Demetrius, it’s on sight


MissNinja007

Lady, I’m married to Penny, STOP TRYING TO HIT ON ME


SearchingForGryphons

My first reaction was "call the police" I realize now that in this scenario I'm the one inside the house


ChrisLee38

Dang, thought that drug cocktail would just cover my allergies and IBM, but here we go.


Rara_McSavage

"I used to pray for times like this"


dyingofdysentery

Put on my glasses


plausocks

Invite her on a lesbian date


yerawizard_imawot

uh hi you don't want to be friends with an ugly bitch like me \*slams door\* or if you don't care about that nonsense here's an iridum goat cheese


Chaosshepherd

smooch.


prinaple

Crack


FumpyDuck

Decapitation via a singular karate chop


Zeniathal

Close the door


Princier7

take out the cross on the ginger