My answer is the same: 2, she’s going to get absorbed in a book and leave me alone the whole flight

yeah but there's two alcoholics behind you what if they'll kick your seat for the entire flight?

nah dude they'd be passed out within a half hour

But Pam is totally the kind of person who would put her foot through the seats.

But she’s sitting behind Penny

oh totally lol

You didn't think of the *smell*!

Yeah. the smell would bother me enough that I’d pick seat 6 instead. The smell of cigarettes and alcohol would make me sick.

I thing she would be fascinating to talk to.

Sorry

Sitting with my wife sounds fire to me fr

Plus I want to read a book anyway. If we decide to be social, we can talk about what books we like. And then we can go back to reading books. Finally, you get the window seat. Perfect spot.

Sitting beside the wife ♡

She would also probably share snacks with me

Shane will vomit on your head

5. is next to both of my boyfriends, bonus points cuz I can kick lewis' chair

Ohhh didn’t even think of that, absolutely

This is the only correct answer

Yeah 5 would probably be the most fun. I like your style with kicking Lewis.

How dare you prevent me from sitting with my wife

*our wife*

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I love how tens of thousands of people are married to the same wife. ☭

Yall like Pam that much?

Wrong direction

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Our wife

OUR. WIFE. (Just mostly mine hehe)

**our** (insert commie buggs)

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OUR!

I'll take 1. I would put in headphones and browse JoJa.com the whole flight.

Ah, we found the r/FuckPierre member

Or r/jojaco member

THIS! And pretend to be asleep when he needs to pee. 💁‍♀️

A true hero

r/foundsatan , nah wait p**rre deserves worse

I’d choose 1 after a whole day of eating bratwurst and baked beans. I’d just smoke Pierre out with my farts

pee hair moment

2 why wouldn’t I sit next to my wife lol

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Fine with me. Her love of books is one reason I married her 🤩

I have fallen in love with the fact that she is never around and doesn’t want to talk

Ayo Evelyn is the author too

and looks like there’s a review from Robin commented on the front cover 🤪

this man is cultured

8. Imma rizz emily infront of clint helllll yeah

I’m gonna make out with my wife in front of Clint to rub salt into the wound

And if he wants to get uo he has to ask you and Emily to move, like he's cornered

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So real

6 because I can talk about nerdy special interests with maru and literature with Elliot. If they chat with each other, which they would because they're both pretty open and friendly, you get to hear some pretty unique perspectives on science, engineering, philosophy and human relationships to culture, nature and human advancement. It is low social effort, on my part, because they will have so much to say. Plus if I'm losing the plot I can just look out the window and jump back in when I have something to say.

This! All of it. Especially the low social effort thingy.

All of this, but then a couple hours in, I convince Maru to go hang out with Penny across the aisle. And then Elliot and I.. talk. 😏

Definitely 3.

It’s the obvious choice, but 2 is also up there. But 3 - next to Leah, no one behind you, aisle seat, diagonal view of Shane knocking back beers, rear third of the aircraft. Literally no downsides

Pam definitely puts her seat back, come on.

More like a clear shot to throw trash at Shane just like in game

*hey, that's my spot!*

Good neighbors and you get to kick the seat in front of you "accidentally" every time Pam tries to take a drink.

Aisle seat with Leah? Yes please!

A good diagonal view of Shane? My man.

Pam looks like she puts her seat back.

A man of culture

The seats surrounding 4 would be empty thought various points on the flight. There would be a dispute around seat 1. Your ticket would say you had the window seat but Pierre would refuse to move and you would be stick in the aisle seat

i think the most awkward part would be having to get up every time marnie wanted out... and then seeing lewis follow her to the bathroom

Lol. In all likelihood, Lewis would buy a first class ticket and have Marnie buy her own ticket. Lewis would then come to the back of the plane and creepily hover over you and tell Marnie in a easily decipherable code to meet him in the bathroom in 15 minutes. When they are done they would go back to their respective seat. Marnie would never be allowed to go up to the first class area. He is the mayor after all

I am 6'1". And gay. And *always* marry Alex first. Obvious choice. 7. Leg room *and* him? Done. Funny enough, I marry Sam second. So 5 looks good too. I would crash the plan if I got 1 or 8. Sorry Emily, you're kinda annoying. And I hate Clint, Lewis, and Pierre.

I'm a gay lady but I always marry Alex too. I don't know what that says about me. ETA: Before my current Alex obsession, I'd always marry Elliot. I think I may be the worst queer representation.

The heart does what the heart wants 💞💞 (Is that also a saying in English? I hope so, lol)

The saying here is “the heart wants what the heart wants”, so you’re close!

Oh right I heard that before! That's why it sounded so clunky! I translated the German phrase word by word, haha

What is the phrase in German? Out of curiosity

Das Herz macht was es will :)

Thanks :) I have no idea if I’m pronouncing it correctly, but if so, I honestly like it more than the English saying! It’s got a ring to it

You're welcome! Haha, yeah it's tough to help out in a written medium. Glad I could "broaden your horizon" :)

I’m hetero and always date the bachelorettes…Haley, Abigail and Caroline if she wasn’t married to a turd man. I also use the term hetero very loosely.

I was thinking this, I’m getting on this plane single and Haley be damned I’m leaving with her “boyfriend”.  Alex for life. 

The correctest answer.

5 for sure

8 just to protect Emily from Clint

Same dude. That far out chick deserves a little peace on a flight.

my real answer is 7 bc Alex is my husband, but i would maybe pick 8 so i could protect emily from clint 😭

5. Best row of people I get to talk to all of my wives (male wives included) at the same time

6 and i'm kicking sebastian's seat. also trying to talk to haley through the gaps

Literally my exact logic

3. I marry her every game anyway.

Ooh, 2 for sure. A window seat next to Penny!

I am the pilot and crash that thing into the Joja market

3, leah is chill and we could talk about art, who sits behind or infront really doesn't matter to me (not that thers anything wrong with shane or pam) and isle seats are simply superior

5 cuz Sam will be ok to sit next to. He’ll def just listen to music or something but also I can hear the drama between Lewis & Marnie

And you can kick tf out of Lewis’s seat

6 so I can sit next to my bbg

5 omg 🙏🙏🙏

Let me sit next to my darling Penny

I'm pushing Sam to 5 because he's sitting next to my husband 😒 although if I can't move anyone I'll take 5 myself because I'm still friends with Sam

8. I wanna sit next to my baby girl Emily

8 rizzing up Emily in front of Clint never gets old plus why wouldn’t I sit next to wifey?

5 and I’ll be rizzing up Harvey from across the aisle and sharing snacks with Sam 🎉

5. Harvey will have the good stuff for flight anxiety, Seb and Sam will have games and snacks, and Elliot can braid my hair over the back of the seat.

7. my wife haley and i will talk while ignoring the himbo lol jk. definitely not sitting in 4. don't wanna be in the middle of marnie and lewis 😭 getting flashbacks from eavesdropping on them arguing about their relationship lmao

5, so I can sit next to my husband and his boyfriend

5 because I love my husband ❤️

5. Sam and Sebastian are literally 2 of my favorite characters this is gonna be fun

I think I'd take 6

3. I’m always married to Leah so I might as well sit next to her 😂

6, definitely. They’re chill enough and respectful of boundaries, but are very excited to discuss their interests if asked!

6

5 > 6 > 3. Best seats.

Probably 5. Sam and Sebastian are chill and would let me sleep

5 or 2, I'll either have a good time or they'll stick to themselves and be chill :)

Why ain't Caroline here that who I want also f Pierre

5!!!

5!! We having fun 😏

5 ofc

5

gayest choice possible, i book 5 and beg sam to switch places with me so i can sit next to him AND sebastian 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

5!!!!! Elliot and sam near me and I could talk to Sebastian

5, 100%

5, right in front of the hubby with a fun group of people to talk to in the whole row. Sounds good to me. Harvey can tell us airplane facts and promise we won't die if we hit turbulence, and I'd believe him. I know my husband Elliott wouldn't kick my seat or anything. And the rest of them just seem fun to hangout with.

5. I will always love to listen to male friend antics. Or it'll be a quiet flight because they're listening to music lol

5, they seem chill

5, i gotta sit next to my husband

6

Number 5 always, or number 2.

5, i think sam and seb would be fun to sit with

Spot 5. Right across the aisle from my hubby Harvey and next to my BFF Sam. Sebastian is my ex husband but doesn't remember cause I paid a witch to wipe his memory.

5, I’m disabled and need an aisle seat and Im not likely to strangle Sam and have Harvey nearby in case I have a flare up while in flight

5 so I can kick Lewis’ seat

I would take 5, I wouldnt have to ask anyone to get up and I'm right next to a doctor if things goes south. Plus Sam would probably just play vidéo game the whole time or chat so it's pretty chill.

Honestly, I’m such a nerd that I can spend hours talking about books with Penny, art with Leah, music with Sam, science with Maru, and gemstones with Emily. And although I don’t care for sports, I love my husband Alex. Anywhere but 1 and 4, really.

5 for suuure

5 because Sam is my husband. Also, he’s probably gonna bug Seb when I’m not in the mood for chitter chatter so yeah.

Oh absolutely 5

2: -A window seat -Penny, Abigail and Harvey are pretty chill -Shane's also chill as long as you don't talk to him -Idk what Pam is capable of doing, but with four chill people around she shouldn't be much of a problem.

5 and hope I can catch them kissing each other….as homies do

2, theyre pleasant enough

3 for a redeye— I think Leah and I could have a glass of airplane wine and an edible before we conk out. 5 for anything else because I always bring my switch to play on the plane and I KNOW those nerds are itching to swap friend codes

6 or 7

While I do love Sam...not sure I'd want to sit next to him on an airplane. Sometimes I want peace and quiet when I'm dealing with air travel, and I imagine he would try to talk my ear off.

6 all young people plus sitting nex tto maru will be interesting

8. I don't want Clint to steal my wife, Emily. We're both spiritual, so we can talk w/ each other a whole lot!

I don’t think you have anything to worry about buddy. Clint has the social intelligence of a rock.

6 seems like a good spot

6, I have to be close to my husband and my boyfriend

the storage unit where krobus is hiding in .

6 because I like window seats and the others around it are the least likely to have questionable hygiene, take their shoes off, or become too intoxicated.

6! Elliot is interesting, Maru would be kind to sit next to, and id get the window seat <3 Also id get to eavsedrop on juicy gossip from hayley and alex behind me lol

6 sounds like a hella nice place, I could discuss ttrpgs with Sebastian, chat about science with Maru or about fashion with Haley. Good time. However I consider sitting at 8th spot for the sole purpose of pissing out Clint by not letting him chat up Emily

2

6: you have a cute boy in the front, a hot girl in the back and a nerdy one on the left, who could tell you all sorts of fun facts about science (+ Maru and Elliott are both very polite, so if you need to leave the aisle for something, they won't get mad).

5, I’d tell Sam that there’s a cute flight attendant so I can sit next to Seb

You're insane if you pick 4

2 or 3. Maybe 8, flirt with Emily (if not your wife) in front of Clint. If your wife kiss her the whole flight.

2, 3 or 6

Clint hater, 8

Either 6 or 2. 6 because I love Maru, I'm fine with Sebastian and Haley being around me. Idk about Eliot though lol 2 could also work because I like Penny, having Abigail in front of me should be fine, I don't think Shane should be much of a bother behind me

I'll sit next to Penny and we can just introvert together

6, not because I like maru or elliot, I don't care for either. I just want the window seat. I could sit in 2 but I just know shane would stink it up.

Next to Leah, hopefully we would both just fall asleep

3, would want to know Leah.

5 for sure i love alex and harvey is my husband

2 no matter what

SDV Animated agrees with 3

5 or 2 bc penny my wife in my current save

4 I’ll ask Marnie to trade places. I get leg room, and a window seat. Marnie gets to ‘secretly’ hold hands with Lewis under a blanket.

Yeah “holding hands”

2 if I feel like keeping to myself, 5 or 7 if I’m in the mood to hang out

3 and I’m gonna try (and fail) to rizz up leah

4 so Marnie doesn’t have to sit next to lewisu

7

20 hours!? I guess 3. Normally I'd take 6 because I love looking out the window, and I'd love to talk to Maru. But I'm not asking 2 people to get out of the way so I can go to the lavatory multiple times.

3, an easy aisle seat with a chill person next to me and across the aisle

3: Next to my wife.

8 so I can flirt with Emily the whole flight in front of Clint

you know Pam reclines her seat on planes

My wife Leah.

2, I guess. Not sure why you won't let me sit by my wife though

5, I want to talk to Harvey. At the cost of Sam probably also talking to me, but it’s worth it

8

8, because I'm a homo and I want to flirt with Clint, if it doesn't work I can try to set him up with Emily.

7! Just so i could smell Elliot's hair lmao😂🥵

As a 6'4 guy, I need all the leg room I can get. So as long as it's not the super-budget configuration that screws the bulkhead seat, I need to take #1. If it is a super-buget airline, I'll sit next to my wife in #3

6 and I'm making Maru switch so I can sit by my husband.

Number 8 I just want to protect Emily from Clint

5 or 7 maybe because I love them or maybe I’m just drawn to those seats

2

Open the emergency door

8 because I want to cockblock Clint

4 is live entertainment

2 or 3

2. My ex-wife is in front of me and my wife is next to me

7 or 3

Either 2 or 6, I can appreciate a good window seat and both Penny and Maru are polite and responsible enough to be comfortable to sit beside.

Anywhere but 8

2,3,5, or 6 any of those would be good.

I feel Morally obligated to choose 8 just to keep them apart