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quinn_the_potato

All of it. He remorselessly kills anyone he wants without thinking twice about whether is okay or not because he believes their deaths benefit his cause. Remember that Valentine felt no guilt killing Axl RO and casually sent a soldier to another dimension just because he was stung by bees and was annoying. He’s insanely patriotic and nationalistic and believes he was ordained by God himself to elevate the USA above every other nation. Valentine’s essentially deluded himself into believing he’s some sort of chosen one and that American is a new Holy Land meant for him to rule.


SatansHotMaid

Sounds like a mustache guy


EntertainmentIll9465

Still can't believe some people on YouTube comments think valentine is a good guy, some even say he's the true protagonist in SBR.


Mrgirdiego

"Valentine didn't do anything wrong, he wasn't evil, he was just doing it for America". -Every single comment under a Valentine tiktok


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Ask them why did he try rape a minor with full intent and knowledge


Mayomori

“He is willing to sacrifice anything for his country”


EntertainmentIll9465

Someone did ask and they just basically said ends justify the means. https://imgur.com/a/l6czIc0


Gaelic_Gladiator41

World is fucked


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Holy fuck, tell me you're illiterate without telling me


SCHazama

Tiktok exists exclusively to revise and make propaganda of evil fictional characters, under the belief that cool nullifies all evilness


SheikExcel

That and to have JJK fans reinvent the English language


Void1702

And to have JKR fans reinvent history


Nahcep

People in the internet say the same thing about the Austrian painter so checks out


CyBroOfficial

If it weren't for him we wouldn't have daddy Stroheim


Zeph-Shoir

Valentine is definitely some flavor of fash


FBI_Senpai_Kun

Aren't all US political candidates?


MasonUchiha

That or they can’t complete sentences


ConsciousLog4

Just the orange one


Void1702

Nah, that one is just more open about it


lily_was_taken

Yeah,he does remind me of dario brando somewhat now that i think of it despite it being a weird connection


iwanashagTwitch

Sounds like a modern spray tan guy too


HaruhiSuzumiya69

Some people seem to think Valentine is a 'good guy', which I completely disagree with. However, I don't think it's fair to call him delusional or psychopathic either. Consider this: Imagine you had the knowledge that there exists infinite multiverses, and that there are more versions of *you* in existence than there are bacteria in the entire planet. I am not surprised that this would completely shake someone's worldview and alter how they value human life. We can see that Valentine even values his *own* life so little that he has no problem trading himself in to advance his cause. How is this any different than the countless real humans who have sacrificed themselves for some divine, or nationalistic, cause? You say that he believes that he was ordained by God. Is this surprising? In a multiverse with countless versions of countless humans, it is Valentine alone who has D4C - the single ability to make that truth known. Nobody else in any universe can know the existence of, let alone access, these other universes. And the fact that only a single Valentine can have the stand further cements the idea that that particular Valentine has been chosen. In essence, my point is this: I believe that most normal well-adjusted people, when presented with the same facts that Valentine received, would very likely come to the same beliefs and conclusions of the world as Valentine.


lonely-sad

Axel was a dick, but yes I agree.


SCHazama

Well, he's based on Griffith. Would be surpising if he didn't have the full package. And just like the former, a legion of simps swearing he did nothing wrong, just a bit extremist, a fulgid example of Machiavellian charisma. May God help us all.


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Both. But above all else, his heart and actions were utterly unclouded, for everything he did was for justice.


CannedTuna7

People not understanding this a reference to his famous line is crazy 💀


SCHazama

The fact that Justice in Japanese is *seigi*, that *sei* can be read as "star", "pure", and "firm", and that the parts scattered around Part 7 are the ones of Jesus...should give you an idea of the sheer demiurge complex he has. "GOD HAS CREATED ME TO BRING ORDER AND JUSTICE UPON THIS CHAOTIC LAND" After all, he, DIO (well ok, DIO is all for chaos when it comes to his modus operandi. Until Part 6, at least), Griffith from Berserk and even Gill from Street Fighter all come from the same source (Bjorn Andersen's reception in Japan), and they ALL act similar. It's terrifying.


Wonder_MOMOCO

I mean tbf, he is literally the ONLY president Valentine with D4C out of an infinite amount of universes so he basically was ordained by god


SenseiTomato

My favorite part about this line is that it comes EXACTLY ONE PAGE BEFORE he betrays Johnny's trust and turns on him


Osama_Rashid

Everything 🤨


Shreygame

Did you know rape and pedophilia is justified?😊


cerea1-man

It’s a reference to what he said about himself, he said that his heart and actions were unclouded and everything he did was for justice


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Translation: i know what i did and i don't regret it


Due_Pollution_3094

Bro gone postal


Shreygame

Did he tell Lucy 😳


SiegmeyerTheGreat

its literally one of his lines


Shreygame

fr


Osama_Rashid

(Screaming in absolute fear) : "OH MY GOD"


Kulfiskjostar2209

I see what you did there nice reference


Atsubro

The inevitable SBR anime fills me with despair because Valentinefuckers are going to get *so* much more unbearable.


Inner_Tennis7326

I'm weak 😂


anti-peta-man

Honestly I’m genuinely concerned that the entry of SBR into an animated medium will expose the series to a bunch of American Nationalists which will definitely be insufferable


CulturalSituation-

Those people would surely not pick a pedo politician over a man guided by Jesus Christ...right?


Muchi1228

Don't forget that Valentine was the first one in a ~1800 years who got a corpse part.


NorthernRedwood

uhhh, no the corpse parts were carried across the continent to their positions during the SBR by people and animals


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Which one's which again?


Bucketlyy

I wouldn't put it past them


WhompWump

It'll be a litmus test for fascists, they'll love all that


AccomplishedSelf1565

Both, he's EXTREMELY patriotic, so much so, that he's willing to sacrifice the wellbeing of everyone on the planet if it means ensuring America's prosperity. He was truly patriotic, but also ultimately selfish and unconcerned with the wellbeing of others, in comparison to the wellbeing of America.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He was only concerned for the wellbeing of America that is under his rule, he definitely would have establisged a dictatorship


Quiklok05

That's speculation, but if he thought America was better off that way (which isnt that unlikely) he would've definitely done it


NorthernRedwood

only "america" as a concept not american people, who he mercilessly kills with no second thoughts


DoNotIngest

Both. It should be noted that patriotism is not intrinsically moral. It only means that you value your country and its ideals. The most violent and hateful nationalists in the world are *very* patriotic, but in their eyes it’s alright because whatever they do is for their country.


PickledPlumPlot

Which of violent, patriotic, delusional, hypocritical, and psychopathic do you think are incompatible?


WaNNa_Cr1

Yes


Jazztronic28

Both. Patriotism is not a sign of moral good. A lot of monsters have been incredibly patriotic. Violence and patriotism often have gone hand in hand, too.


WittyTable4731

Agree Honestly its also cause our society changed Were patriotisme was once seen as a great way to live and a good trait. After many awful events in history showing how bad it is patriotisme is no longer seen as à good thing but a dangerous idea that can cause untold suffering and blind people.


Inner_Tennis7326

Valentine has to have some kind of mental problems


atleastimtryingnow

he is patriotic because he’s a hypocritical psychopath. They’re not incompatible


Numbr_777

Both. It’s why he’s such a great villain (flair notwithstanding)


GraveRobberJ

Valentine is so interesting to me. He's shown to be terrible as a person in so many ways, but is just charismatic enough for people to still like him despite it, basically the perfect anime politician representation. He can literally get everything he wants at the end of SBR without issue if he can just trust that Johnny isn't going to backstab him after he fulfills their bargain, but he's fundamentally incapable of trusting that humans are capable of behaving in a decent manner which is why he brings the gun back with him so that he can backstab Johnny first.


Muchi1228

I mean I kinda get why Valentine hates Johnny. From Valentine's point of view, he was already merciful when he left after taking the corpse instead of going back and making sure that everyone is dead. Also, infinite rotation must be pretty unpleasant to experience.


BostonSlickback1738

He's a politician. Of COURSE he's a delusional hypocritical psychopath


Ok_Celebration9304

I still don't understand his motive so my opinion isn't fair, but I think it's the latter because he went as far as hurting people from his own country he wants to protect so bad in order to.......protect them. I don't get how his father dying in a war made him want to do all of that as if he's the first person in history to lose a father to war 💀 drama queen.


CannedTuna7

I thought it was clearly explained he actually did it because his father did everything to protect the handkerchief so he's replicating that by doing everything to protect his country. It wasn't because he lost his dad. I don't think anything in his backstory claims he's doing all this just because he's sad his dad died.


Ok_Celebration9304

I took it as he wanted to be the one to choose the first handkerchief, and that was more him being narcissistic and wanting to be a ruler over everyone. While his flashbacks about his father registered to me as him being sad war took him from him, so he wanted to use the corpse power to prevent any wars in America and any other calamities, even if it fucks over other countries. And he also wanted all the credit for it.


CannedTuna7

Yeah you're right. He's basically just like a spoiled child too.


Phazon_Fucker

Hes schizophrenic methinks


Future-Escape5902

HE'S MY PRESIDENT!!!!! /j


RiceKrispies55

let’s just say he would be elected president in the helldivers universe unanimously


Inner_Tennis7326

Araki had no business making him this pretty


Nickest_Nick

Both, his patriotism was almost egotism


Necessary_Repair2378

Both, although he is undoubtedly evil, and so many people tried to push the narrative that he is morally Grey that it kinda ruined his character for me


lonely-sad

All patriots are hypocrital and idiot. Especially american ones.


SepyaBuns

Being patriotic is not inherently a positive trait to have. I can't really see why first option would be better than the second one, if that's what you are asking.


ialsodontexistagain

Both


ViziDoodle

He's pretty much doing Manifest Destiny dialed up to 11. He believes that America is 'destined' to have good fortune above every other country, just like the settlers/colonizers believed that they were 'destined' to have the lands of the west. And just like normal Manifest Destiny forced out indigenous people in many terrible ways, Valentine is also not above being horrible to get what he wants.


Shreygame

He's one you can relate with


DirtUseful2751

Both


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Would fit in fallout


GoomyTheGummy

Both.


Lord-Baldomero

I haven't read part 7 yet but "delusional-hypocritical psycopath" is a perfect description of every Jojo villain so far so I'm putting my money on that one


Top-Interaction-7770

You can expect a combination of all these adjectives that OP presented us with


azdhar

He would be a great CEO nowadays.


D4C137

Interessante


Thecristo96

He is an asshole who belive his own lies


Lumpy_Perception6561

Hes both


Sebfolgero

He’s American.


GetRealPrimrose

Too many people here are saying both like Valentine didn’t give the corpse to DIO simply so Johnny couldn’t have it


[deleted]

Both, without a doubt.


justicedragon101

Let me put it like this, if he was real, I would unironically vote for him


tiger331

I mean at least he did what he said would and even fight for it


justicedragon101

Yep. Can't say the same about any other president since maybe truman


tiger331

Or killed as many as Funny did by himself


Cultural_Meat2945

He's hot


Ikareta_NEET

both. he did it all to make america great again


mrfisher5

Both.


TheCorbeauxKing

Funny Valentine did nothing wrong.


biggie_cheeseeee

Hmm I think I know a certen orange man like that


MiaoYingSimp

Why can't he both?


[deleted]

He's my president and that what matters


RPG-Lord

Both. So, the ideal president.


Open-Ad6959

Nah Valentine is just cool


wlisull

valentine jus a good ass guy man


Open-Ad6959

Factz


adne_elric

I wouldnt say his plan necessarily was evil, as from a utilitarian standpoint, it nets to zero. Although I’d say he was very ruthless and driven, which arguably are good traits for a president. So he was a good president, but a mediocre person (which is actually better than most recent us presidents)