Killer Queen is one of my favorite Stands, so this works out quite nicely. I don't have a fetish for women's hands, but blowing stuff up is always fun.
The world and star platinum are also rather useful, i haven't seen anyone acknowledge the timestop sound so i think it's anime only. Unless you're Dio, you won't use the world to move the french down the stairs and will actually use it to like i dunno cheat on tests and cards
Dawg, you gotta go and just wipe out the cartel. That’s been going on way too long. Any of them come for you, and they die. They don’t, and you kill them. Like a Lone Ranger, taking out the trash
Think about it this way: You have someone with a high-paying job who will give you all the money. Unless some bubble-blowing sailor shows up, you'll never have to work another day in your life.
Dawg what the hell? All these main jojo stands and big villains and I get [MOODY BLUES]?
You know what, fuck it. I win 99% of fights and will be the best detective in history. Lot better than making people who pursue me die or resetting the universe
Finally, there's something good on May. For some reason, most of these types of things put something that's just not very interesting there.
That being said, what would I really use a 5-meter close combat Stand for, other than the time stop? It doesn't seem very useful to me, I'm not fighting stand users (or anyone, for that matter) regularly enough that I'd really get any significant use out of Star Platinum.
Killer Queen is one of my favorite Stands, so this works out quite nicely. I don't have a fetish for women's hands, but blowing stuff up is always fun.
Killer Queen is one of my favorites too!
D4C is probably the most practical here. Being able to bring people and stuff from other universes is extremely useful in everyday life
Facts bro! You March people are lucky!
I'm gonna take the napkin with this one
Born in march but i want Killer Queen 😞
Just bring him over!
I didn’t think of that.😂
Jokes on you "swipes your power with za hando"
The world and star platinum are also rather useful, i haven't seen anyone acknowledge the timestop sound so i think it's anime only. Unless you're Dio, you won't use the world to move the french down the stairs and will actually use it to like i dunno cheat on tests and cards
Or just buy time, I mean 5 seconds adds up a lot, especially when you consider that the duration increases whenever you use it.
Hahahaha! I have ZA HANDO! I shall be unstoppable!
as long as you don't okuyasu's IQ you'll be fine 😂
My iq is slightly above Okuyasu’s so I think I’ll be good
Then you'll be just fine 😂
It is Za Hando time!
Same!! High five!
I now have Wonder of U, great, now i have a completely useless ability because there is no reason why anyone would ever pursue me.
At least it looks dapper.
True! 😂😭
Dawg, you gotta go and just wipe out the cartel. That’s been going on way too long. Any of them come for you, and they die. They don’t, and you kill them. Like a Lone Ranger, taking out the trash
Waltuh, put your stand away Waltuh
Think about it this way: You have someone with a high-paying job who will give you all the money. Unless some bubble-blowing sailor shows up, you'll never have to work another day in your life.
You could just stop paying taxes. What are they gonna do? Pursue you?
The IRS comes out with S&W: go beyond
The Moody Blues cope is real
sorry 😭😢
You can’t go wrong with star platinum
Facts bro!
Dawg what the hell? All these main jojo stands and big villains and I get [MOODY BLUES]? You know what, fuck it. I win 99% of fights and will be the best detective in history. Lot better than making people who pursue me die or resetting the universe
I'm sorry bro 😭 this was all randomly generated 💀 You're right tho!
You randomly generated all those stands!!!!. That's cap How come there's no Cheap trick or super fly showing up 15 times.
***WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!!***
😂😂😭
and your favorite theme song is your social security number!
While weak, I think moody Blues would be crazy good in real life. (The cope is real)
I agree tho! 😭
I can't wait for everyone to ask me how my ability works
King Crimson?
👍👍
Do I get requiem with my gold experience?
Of course!
Amazing, now I am broken.
(being a bit biased cuz i was born in november 💀)
Finally I can fix all the keyboards that I have broken
Finally can say Za Warudo an dlaugh maniacally
About time 😭
I guess I have infinity of my side now.
What you got, again?
Tusk with the power of infinite rotation!
W bro!
MIH hell yeah
Made In Heaven is one of my favorites!!
Crazy diamond? One of my favorite stands? Fantastic
Nice!
Zaaaa warudo Toki wo tomare!!!! Muda muda muda muda!
FUCK YEAH D4C (infinite glitch)
I’m November and I was just sad scrolling through all the months seeing the top stands go by. Pain
We got one of the best!
Yeah, especially if requiem is included, but like. The world, the hand, Star platinum, killer queen, crazy diamond. They all are absolutely busted
Thats how I felt for December
Was hoping for Star Platinum, got Tusk Act 4 instead. A win is a win.
What if you have the stand Tusk Act 4, but you need to LEARN SPIN and the golden spin...
now you just need to buy a horse
KINGU CRIMSON!!!
WoU.
D4C! SUCK TO ME!
Thank you for not just giving December White Album. I hate when December in these things is just “cold”
This was actually randomly generated 😅
Lmao you know, that’s for the best
King crimson, both my favorite band and second favorite stand
Star Platinum gang helle yeah! I’m a simple man, I just like to HoraHoraHoaHora my problems away.
KIIING CRRRRIMSON
I got made in heaven ‼️
W bro, mih so goated 😭
Yeah.. also honestly the pose pucci does with mih is badass asf, peak badassery
Fr! That 3rd pic goes hard
CHIMIMIIIIII
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!
Golden Experience, I can now make friends with the objects in my room
I received D4C, do I have to pay extra to get corpse parts and Lucy?
No!
Why do I always get Pucci?
cuz pucci is awesome
Yeah but I hold a grudge against him for how he got rid of Jotaro(most respected Jojo protagonist in my opinion)
I got killer queen and i'm a fan of Megumin, this is a match made in heaven
Wonder of You
Nice, gold experience i can now make cats out of anything
Is Wonder Of U even broken or what
Basically anyone who tries to come after you will end up dying 💀😭
Why not November Rain for November?
Tf am I gonna do with WOU?
So, with wonder of u, i can basically become a war criminal and no one would be successful in pursuing me, right?
Wonder of U, time to become a vigilante
What does tusk even do I forgot
Now what can I do with MiH? Hmmm....
You really just put Moody Blues in there with the rest of the powerhouses huh? And in my month too
Golden Experience. I'm honestly very happy with that
Gold Experience, naicu
Killer Queen 🙏 Goated
Goated for sure!!
I dunno what Ima do with D4C but cool!
D4C is awesome tho!!
I got the Hand, pretty good stand
Awesome!
Bro really hates people who were born in July💀
ZA HANDO *Erases your balls*
OK fr made in heaven in December actually make sense
You better not think about pursuing me
Yey I've got King Crimson
D4C. time go to the alt universe where part 7 has released early.
finally. the same type of stand as The World
FINALLY! SOME JUSTICE FOR DECEMBER! Made in heaven!
Tusk yeah
go tusk act 4!
december hellyea i got dickhorse
I got made in heaven sooo who wants to test the universe
D4c love train!
Zodiac sign for men
Chi…Chi.CHIMIMIIIIIII
Moody Blues who is? (I’m sorry)
Abbacchio from Part 5!
Za hando erase this man’s balls!
Tusk. Hell yea
Welp time to take over the mafia ... and I got King Crimson not Gold Experience lol Time to be confusing for people >:3
I have Golden Experience
Nice Love Star Platinum
So...i know have attrociois actions at affordable cost
MADE IN HEAVEN!
Spinning nails and ripping the fabric of reality, my favorite
TUSK ACT 4 LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!
We got one of best stands in here and moody blues.
Well my pfp matches it
jsdhkd i got d4c time to force other me doing homework
King Crimson, unbeatable stand.
Gonna have a Golden Experience with this one
man i sure wonder what stand ill get *man i sure do wonder what stand ill get*
Oh let's go. I got tusk
Tusk. I now know Math.
MADE IN HEAVEN, MADE IN HEAVEN, IT WAS ALL MEANT TO BE
Kira queen daisando bakuzan bites da dusto!!
Got DEPUSSY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Za Warudo! Now I can beat the shit out of anyone who makes me mad and get away with it
The hand should be in the month of December in order to avoid ddd
not the biggest jojo lover but damn the designs are so good and unique
The World, which is probably the most useful stand irl (same with star Platinum) because you realistically wouldn't need combat based abilities.
Requiem
Let's go made in heaven
Chu- CHUMIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MARCH BABY
I have The World. Might become handy for boxing or traffic jam even if it’s a few seconds
December MADE IN HEAVEN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH my favorite standd
Dirty deeds done dirto cheap
Moody Blues Okay, kinda useless unless I'm a spy or something
D4C my fav stand but killer queen also cool
nice gold experience now I'm unstoppable
I GOT KING CRIMSON, FUCK YES.
I used king Crimson to erase the other months and now a year only has August (Trust me, it works)
I have sexy moody blues
Let's goo KQ
I want king crimson, but I ended up with funny muda stand
So my dad got the world, my mom has king crimson, and i have made in heaven, what are the odds
Somehow got my favorite stand crazy diamond
Howdy
haha Za Hando goes voop !
For all the screw ups I caused, King Crimson is rather appropriate.
Killer Queen babyyyyy
*TRIGGERED*
Tusk is nice for me
Oo crazy diamond. I can fix so many things without going broke.
Star Platinum, noooooiiiiice
Yeahhhhhhhhhh, I got The World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally, there's something good on May. For some reason, most of these types of things put something that's just not very interesting there. That being said, what would I really use a 5-meter close combat Stand for, other than the time stop? It doesn't seem very useful to me, I'm not fighting stand users (or anyone, for that matter) regularly enough that I'd really get any significant use out of Star Platinum.
Alright Crazy Diamond
King Crimson. Hell yea thats solid.
Damn i’m d4c
Za Warudo!
I got Gold experience. I can live with that
The Hand is good but... now I can't masturbate
Gold Experience W
Maiden in heaven… that’s not maid in heaven it’s horse rider, return to white snake (pale snake)
I now have a desire to live a quiet life with a hand fetish
Killer queen has already touched your penis
D4C Dojyaaan!
ZA WARUDOO, if only i get the invisible baby and something that gives me untraceable dna then I'll be good
hell yeah, i got the hand
So uhh…what can I do with my spin powers
Oh cool, golden experience. Do i get thw requiem too?
Is this supposed to be like our month of birth? Then sure, Imma take 🫅🟥
maiden heaven. I'm not disappointed
“July people got shafted” shut up hes cute :( Anyway I got the aggravated ham man
FInna make money selling organs to the black market with my Gold Experience
GUYS, I HAVE ATTAINED HEAVEN!
that kc gonna be op
Shit list. September should have been Earth Wind and Fire, anything else is unacceptable.