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UndividedIndecision

Property theft... Property theft never changes.


jsteph67

The bucket is undefeated.


[deleted]

A timeless tradition


_NoTouchy

I'll be honest...I totally forgot about doing this. \**fires up Starfield*\*


kakuja_kakuja

How do you keep them from finding stolen good on you? I still some stuff and no one noticed until I grab jumped to a new planet and they somehow cought me


Aluminumvstin

Stolen goods are only ever removed if you get arrested. You can "wash" them at the Trade Authority by selling and immediately buying back the goods. make sure you don't exit the trade screen, otherwise you'll have to pay regular prices since the "buy back" option disappears.


Horotoma

That's literally how money laundering works in real life. Guess sometimes art does imitate life.


HouseOf42

To a point, you don't put 100% in and get 100% out. Realistically, it's 100% in, 60%-70% out.


DjGranoLa

That's just the cost of doing business.


[deleted]

Oh shiiiit look at big brain over here.


SquishedGremlin

Fucking money laundering exists in game. Love it.


spunkychickpea

Just a perfectly legitimate and legal transaction. Absolutely nothing suspicious going on here. Just two bros conducting free and fair commerce. Zero illegal activity. None whatsoever.


seanwd11

Perfect phone calls over here.


Gsauce65

This ^ or you can mod it (weapons/spacesuits) at a workbench if you plan on keeping


ZmeuraPi

You can also wash stollen good by applying a mod on them (where is the case)


netzkobold

You can also add a minor weapon mod and the “stolen” symbol goes away


[deleted]

I’ve been flying around with a ship full of stolen goods for 100+ hours, no issues. Only a problem if you get arrested or scanned with contraband on your ship.


Feisty-Session-7779

You can also just steal all your stuff back if you do happen to get arrested, there’s a storage crate in most of (if not all) the prisons that all your confiscated stuff will be stored in. Only problem I had so far was the one in I think it was Akila city maybe, where it was always in the view of the guards. I found a workaround by just killing them, getting arrested and paying off the bounty. Now if I get arrested there’s only a couple dead guards instead of live ones guarding the crate so I can just grab my stuff back with ease. I suppose I also could have just done this pothead trick too but too late how they’re already dead. Most of the other prisons you can just walk right up to them out of view of the guards and get all your stuff right back without issue.


UninsuredToast

You must of had contraband. It has a yellow icon next to instead of red, when they scan you can they detect that but not the regular stolen goods. They take everything when you get caught with contraband though, stolen goods included If you didn’t get caught by the scanner idk what happened


[deleted]

Must have*


Superfluous369

Mustard*


MaeArscelin

Mustered*


Falcon_Flow

You need to get shielded cargo from Jazz at the Crimson Fleet or the shipguy at the Red Mile. They don't find your stolen goods when they scan you, they detect contraband (golden misc or aid items) in your cargo or your personal inventory and when they arrest you for smuggling they take your stolen goods from you. So you need to get that shielded cargo and have those contraband items in your ship cargo (not personal inventory) when you get scanned. Also get a scan jammer when you get that shielded cargo, it gives you a higher chance to beat the scan. You can buy that at the same ship techs. If all fails and they still detect you, you can always steal your items back from some chests right where you get released from jail. Just look around.


MrFa8

If you own a dream home from the dream home perk from when you create a character (mine was on nesoi) there may or may not have UC patrol fleets scanning you. Therefore a stash house for illicit gains til you can offload them to a vendor of your choice.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Same *shits pants* 😔


VenomFZ6R

I thought about this and figured they would have for sure fixed it by now. Silly me


wyze_guyy

How the hellck do you grab and throw stuff!?


Dafuknboognish

hold down the pickup button to grab. hold down the reload button to throw.


reedypetey

Are you fucking serious. Level 81 and just now finding this out….


Madzookeeper

you can also rotate objects using the triggers on a controller, and change the rotation orientation by pressing in the left stick. makes manipulating objects much easier.


Brodellsky

You can do this in Skyrim too lol. Like bucket/pot on head, steal everything right in front of them just like in the OP.


JoergenFS

How do you rotate held items on pc?


Munkwolf

left/right mouse buttons. tap shift to change what axis the rotation is on.


JoergenFS

Awesome. Awesome to the max.


Dj3nk4

They fixed trader chests but cooking pots are forever!


Atros010

Now it's only about time before the NPCs have second set of eyes out of their butt that look the same way as their heads, since this is easier to implement than the NPCs simply removing their "helmet".


Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

Only as long as real eyes are added to the models at those locations, which are then only revealed with one of probably many varieties of no-clothes mod.


Atros010

Yes, usually the third eye is depicted in center of forehead, but I have for a long time figured that the more accurate depictions would probably be on end of men's dick, since that is just about as far as most can see, when the blood escapes the head on arrival of the "male reaction". I guess it would only be realistic to actually present this on the character models.


Denamic

This is implemented on purpose. It would be trivial to simply make the pots not block their vision. They want you to do this, make a video about it, and post it online. It's why they decided to keep the bug that made giants send you into orbit in Skyrim.


force4good390

Freaking hilarious


Salt_Life_8636

Just like real life


FoxtrotTrifid

Totally immersive.


f36263

Must’ve been the wind


Trogdor300

You can also use chameleon perk to go invisible and steal away. Does the stuff ever respawn though?


0ptimalSalamander

I've never had it respawn. Been like 80 hours real time..


LivingBig2358

Lol wait in a chair for 48 UT hours Itll reset Edit. Shit, or go to venus, and wait there…. You can wait like 2400UT hours there in one sit timer. Its op asf


dbcrib

Bessel III-B. Sit 1 hour there is equal to 57 hours UT so all shops respawn.


stankyjanky69

Skink or whatever it's called in the akilla system is a crazy long wait time per hour as well. My go to copper outpost.


RescueRangerCanada

Yes just wait in a chair and it will eventually respawn. Also another great store to loot is stores on neon. And trade authority in well and also on neon to launder everything haha


Pitiful_Baseball_522

Wolf station is better for trade authority


0ptimalSalamander

Believe me, I've tried the chair trick and it's never worked lol. I'll give it another try I guess. So much to do! I've also just been dropping like 50 weapon crates at an outpost and farming, so I'm not hurting for weapon or ammo.


JinglingUrBalls

1) he still follows you around the shop and eventually noticed you because you’re crouching around, chameleon or not 2) it does respawn but the packs and the mannequin do not. Source: I rob this mfr all the time


AceTheRed_

Where is this shop located?


JinglingUrBalls

The well. Under the UC in Jemison


pambimbo

Or use the skill to manipulate npcs and tell them to move to the other part of the building behind then steal there stuff.


doom_stein

How do you actually use that skill? I haven't figured that out yet.


CockpitEnthusiast

What shop is this?


coffee-please

The weapon shop in The Well (underneath New Atlantis). Conveniently there is a Trade Authority shop just down the 'street' from this shop, so you can sell all the stolen stuff quickly.


RescueRangerCanada

Yes it does respawn. I have emptied this shop many times 🤣


Boom_the_Bold

It respawns after two in-game days.


Neokami14

This is exactly the same as Skyrim and the bucket trick.


Peanut_Champion

Tell people Bethesda made the game without saying it


NimbleBudlustNoodle

It has loading screens to get indoors.


IAAA

This is what kills me. Ooo! Let me try this bounty! - Loading screen to leave Ranger's HQ where the kiosk was. - Loading screen to get into ship. - Loading screen to leave planet and get to orbit. - Loading screen to get to a new system/planet. - Loading screen to descend to planet. - Loading screen to exit ship. - Walk a couple KMs to scan all the resources on the way to the research station with the bounty target. - Loading screen to enter the research station that has the bounty target. It's tedious and cutting into my enjoyment of the game. And, yes, I know I can shortcut through a few of these (most of which are due to scaling if I recall correctly) but still: maps should be better planned.


Unplugged_Millennial

You can completely skip the first 3 loading screens you listed if you just fast travel from the star map to the new system. If you have already been to that system, you can skip 4 of these loading screens. You can even knock this down to a single loading screen if you've already landed at that location before. Loading screens are much more manageable if you always travel straight from your starmap while on foot.


wynaut69

Yeah it’s a lot if you do it all manually. But it’s less loading time than Skyrim if you just use fast travel. For an equivalent Skyrim quest, it’s fast travel to city, run to whatever building and enter, two loading screens that were longer than starfields. With starfield it’s jump to planet, land at destination, enter building, 3 loading screens that are quicker than skyrims. Lots of loading screens can be immersion breaking for sure, but personally feels like I spend less total time on them than I did in skyrim


Jonathon_Stickers

Yeah Im on xbox and my loading screens are maybe 10 seconds each at the most. It seems like PC users may be having a worse experience.


Vodarac_Prime

On PC for me they are less around 1-2 seconds. I did get the fastest SSD I could justify spending money on though.


llocin87

Why I use precious SSD space for this game


MontySucker

I don’t think its even possible to play without one.


MuteSecurityO

I accidentally installed it on my HDD first and I was like wow this game IS unoptimized


SlamRobot658

What shop is this?


VapeStain69

UC Surplus in the Well.


SlamRobot658

Thank you partner


thebeeking125

I would like to know as well


pambimbo

Well you know


MrNiiCeGuY420

Can you rotate on an Xbox controller? If so how do you do that


TattBroChill

RT and LT to rotate it. Also clicking the left stick once will change the rotation from horizontal to vertical(or idk the direction it rotates) and clicking it again will change it back


Boom_the_Bold

Can you change the axis on PC?


TattBroChill

I don’t play PC but looked it up and says to “hit the shift key”


-_Jason_-

Thank you! I'm too lazy to google things


TattBroChill

Got you dawg


MapleTreeWithAGun

Incorrect, it will change the axis of rotation, there are three, not two.


TattBroChill

As you can tell I was a C- student in math. Thanks for the clarification. Was trying to spit something out like that, hence the parentheses but I just rolled with it. Thank you.


DREWBICE

RT and LT but also to turn the axis you have to push in on the left stick. I was wondering for a while as well.


Enlightened_Doughnut

RT and LT I believe


1llustriousOne

How do you move items like this via Xbox without picking them up?


Duh_Grinch

Hold down A I believe


1llustriousOne

Idk why you get such a bad rap Mr. Grinch, you've been very helpful


itsnotthenetwork

This is how I got my microgun at level 2


Atros010

I think I simply used stealth to get my Smartgun when I first visited the well. There isn't really anything useful you can't steal just with "steal" action and hiding while picking stuff up when the shopkeeper isn't looking.


itsnotthenetwork

Ive got stealth 4, concealment 4, and spacesuit mods that quiet my movement and make me vanish when still.... and I can't hide from any human if they are less than 50 feet away. But a bucket on the head works every time.


Atros010

Go out of stealth and then enter stealth and about after a second, there is slight time with total stealth bar. When you train (and use much quick-load), you can learn to time the pick-up/steal just for this moment to avoid getting caught. I think it might have something to do with the level 4 "enter stealth and enemies will lose you"-routine. I don't use the space suit stealth traits, since I believe it is the exact same as the level 4 stealth trait and it doesn't stack. Same with the epic trait for low health healing and the mod that does the same. Just use one.


Xine1337

- Don't wear heavy gear. Armor and weapon. - Don't try to hide in bright environment. Light matters.


66Paranoid

So a cooking pot works but not the box or trash can?! 😂


toby1jabroni

Please tell me you can sell it right back to him?


FujiFL4T

Sell to the trade authority, and then buy right back for the same price you sold it for. That removes the stolen tag and you can sell it to him. Don't leave the buy/sell screen as that makes everything you sold to the trade authority cost normal prices.


boolee2112

And if there are customers in the shop, put pots over their heads too.


slxxpyhollow

Didn't even realize this feature was still in the game. I tried moving some objects into another room to steal them like I have in every other Bethesda game and then got a bounty for it, so I never bothered moving an item ever again.


Plane_Tomato369

“Must have been the wind”


Welllllllrip187

This got patched out from my understanding.


villainy101

I think it was, because I tried it yesterday and it definitely did not work, lol. Had to use chameleon and some clever and quick timing, because that suspicious fuck kept following me around the store.


Uniquesomething

Nice! If only that didn't take 40 irl min to sell...


pranjallk1995

I am just glad someone tried... Thx for sharing...


gameaddict620

Ah the old bucket trick


NameIsZ

Whenever I try to move something, the NPCs react like I stole something and guards come in shooting.


Barefoot332602

Best thing I have seen all day. Honestly was having a shitty day til I saw this. Thanks! Hahaha.


AstraVIX

I got you


Quinn072

Lmao the fact they make no effort to respond to A POT ON UR HEAD is hilarious


VARIAN-SCOTT

Holy shit how funny I’m on it!


Lucy_Little_Spoon

How is this still a thing?????????


ItsSpacePants

Polish lol


ussf_occultist_gamma

Uh how do I pick things up


Sarcastaball53

How do you carry objects in the Xbox version? I can't figure it out


Myc0n1k

Great programming


circleofnerds

This is wonderful


NaiveOcelot7

This is hilarious


Mik_Smooches

How do you rotate picked up items?


SemajdaSavage

Now if we could only assault them by hitting pot. Honest your honor, I was only shooting the pot on his head.


New_York_Rhymes

Aaah shit now I gotta play and pretend to still be working


Plathismo

I’m pleased this still works.


DukeFerret

Ive tried this a few times with various buckets and pots, and have yet to have it work. Ill have to find me a cooking pot next


Sven_778

I tried this when I started and it didn't work at all, he would get up with the pot on his head and come after me. I ended up making him chase me to the back and locked the door instead.


Skilled626

Turning on the PC just for this …….


KingNige1

That’s awesome, you can steal it all without doing this, but it took me a lot lot longer.


Undesirable_11

When is it my turn to post this?


villainy101

Does it have to be a cooking pot? Because I tried this yesterday with the trash can that is in his shop and it did NOT work at all.


TheLiMaJa

This has always been a thing in Bethesda games. Glad to see the tradition live on.


Ash-From-Pallet-Town

Weird. I tried doing that already in my first hour when reaching New Atlantis, but I couldn't make the bucket stay properly, it would always fall. Never struggled in Skyrim... I waited for him to sit back in the room, then I crouched and stole the minigun undetected.


SuicidalSundays

Wait, you can rotate objects when holding them?


Alarmed-Discussion64

Can u do This for Xbox/x ??? I need this


Invicta_Anima

no way Skyrim is back


Hereticrick

Everyone always makes this stuff look so easy, but I find trying to carry items horribly difficult to control/orient correctly. Like I’m playing Octodad.


sangvert

It’s the pot heads that make this game great


readynext1

Out of sight out of mind


sierra_25ni

The other funny one is scooping the credits in the Redmile from the tables to a basket with a dinner plate. I accidentally clicked and stole a fork though and all hell broke loose. Andreja was not happy one bit.


CanaDoug420

How did it work for him? I’ve literally tried this exact thing with that guy because it’s a Bethesda classic and he loses his shit the moment you grab a pot?


Winter_Trainer_2115

....wow, the bucket never ceases to amaze.


Chasing_dream5

Vision impaired while under the influence of pot 😉


WillowFun3340

Gonna put a pot in my inventory for ng+2. Every shipowner will feel my wrath!


KatsabatoR80

u/savevideo


RepublicNatural

i spit out my coffee lmfao


dasaniAKON

Haven’t figured out how to pick stuff up like this on Console.


One_Cake_2949

brilliant & hilarious


real_unreal_reality

That was hilarious.


Mtfbwy_Always

Hahah, favorite unlock in starfield so far


davga

**Cooking pot** Stats: - Weight: 0.7 - Value: ~~8 credits~~ Unlimited


vivddreamer

🤣🤣🤣 this is fucking genius and I'm totally trying it when I get home today


guts4brekfest

Whoa how do you rotate items?!


lamps90

Can anyone tell me the song playing I recognise it it but can't remember


taylrgng

wtf... are they playing on like 10% sensitivity???


EnvidiaProductions

I tried this and he would get up and the pot would just fly off his head.


[deleted]

Oh, man, I’m doing this as soon as I fire up Starfield.


Cwcooper57

I know what I'm doing when I get home!


[deleted]

Oh my... I ever thought about this! How do you rotate stuff? I've never even tried


Atros010

Work smarter? Seems very much like stealing to me and somebody else is doing the working part...


Efficient-Ad9284

How do you pick up the cooking pot


TheGamerHelper

I’m sorry what?!! You can rotate items???!


A_True_Loot_Goblin

u/savevideo


sabotuer99

Omfg this is "shooting coffee out my nose" level hilarious!


brookiecookie004

I don't know if it's a glitch but this doesn't work in my game! When I cover an npc head or build a wall to block their field of view it just shows me detected regardless of weather I'm in their line of sight or my weight. Infuriating at first but I don't mind it so much anymore, gives me the chance to work in my stealth skills lol


AaronParan

Fucking potheads


backstubb

ain't bug, a fiches


Smear_Leader

Yeah, this is how you know it’s a Bethesda game


mastromattei

I moved a pot once.. that was 40 years ago I've been in UC prison ever since


Challenge_The_DM

I love this


Shima-shita

I stole everything simply thanks to objects on his desk, I just had to find the right angle while sneaking. Even though he was looking in my direction, I wasn't detected, really comical.


testing-attention-pl

That’s me carrying cooking pots at all times from now.


Ionlyhave15toes

😂😂😂😂😂 Omg this is fucking fantastic!


bannedmeow

How do you do that...asking for a friend...


BillboBraggins5

Right before you run out, you gotta shoot a pot on his head


Zealousideal_Type245

I'm sure it's a fan service that they still let you do this, I wouldn't be surprised if this is why it was even a prop in the first place.


[deleted]

I LOL’d when the music started


StrikeronPC

I got a bounty for doing something similar


Limitless6989

That’s freaking awesome lol 😂, the maxed stealth looting build


Lurid-Jester

I thought they “fixed” this in Starfield. I remember seeing posts about it. Also that look he gave you just before you dropped the pot. That mfer knew what you were doing.


ICantTyping

For the quest where you talk to some pompous scrapper about buying his artifact, coupe you just carry a pot like this with you and use it on him when hes just standing there staring at the artifact lol. I wanna try this


ASoulsHymm

What is this place?


shaneasaurus

I don’t understand the relationship between stealing and getting caught in this game. I’ve accidentally “stolen” a random item from a table on a mission with no one else in the room to see me take the item but as soon as I picked it up alarms went off and I was immediately arrested.


St4rlight_Drift3r

Unlimited Power!!! seriously tried everything bar...… this. Ok I'm going to abuse this before it get patched.


JohnHenryEden77

Skyrim in Space


SeanChezman47

Where is that? I may have to pay a visit tonight.


dunkinghola

Ummmmmm, how do you place objects you've picked up instead of them always just falling on the floor. Asking for a friend.


hank1224

oh shit, I can rob a bank this way ?


Venge

Where is this room?


Liquidwombat

How do you rotate an object that you’re holding?


titus7007

Where is this?


Kiibo22

I shall now be using or finding the nearest cooking pot I can find


[deleted]

The huge pillar near the entrance, and the fact that my man barely ever leaves his chair, made looting the whole shop so easy the bucket wasn’t even required


CaptainObviousSpeaks

How do you rotate the item you're holding?


BjornStankFingered

Classic Bethesda. It just works.


dirtybird131

I mean, it IS a Bethesda RPG after all


gottacatchthemballs

Ok wait wait wait. How do we rotate shit?