You're going to miss out on the nuances. While not necessary, it will enhance your experience as a lot of world building and foreshadowing happened in chapter 1
Did you find the side quest where she realizes her friend Becca was the one stealing the lemons all along? Such a deep moment between them when she confronted her about it. And you get a new spell as a quest reward too which can carry you through the rest of the game if you level it up
No, that's a misconception. You have two stealth options really. You could go the standard stealth route of chloroform, or the Archer build with Haldol-tipped arrows.
How else are you supposed to find out how it became magical? You'll miss the part of her being locked in a tower and letting down her pubes so the prince can climb up them to save her.
From the Steam reviews
> There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place.
You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning.
>It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought this game.
There's nothing wrong with it, with those nudity scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are.
>What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion.
>If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip the countless window prompts so I could get a single bite of the pornographic images that are available online.
However, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I chose to purchase this game and dedicate hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and like time I fear never to find it again.
>There is something broken inside me, something that desires sensations beyond my reach, something that moans every night knowing that there is no real princess, it is simply an illusion.
In my quest to find meaning in this long life, I searched for the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop-up window on my computer.
>I'm not sure what the moral of this review is, I'm not sure of my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the big rot that has plagued me.
And
>*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
>**porn scene**
>*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
That opening paragraph reminds me of the talking heads
And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
I really want the amount of clicks in the second comment to be an accurate representation of how many clicks it takes. It would greatly add to the funny for me.
The first review juxtaposed to the second one really runs the gamut of what an average purveyor of porn thinks and feels. It’s amazing. You could write an epic with these two insights in mind.
Steam is forbidden from offering those games in Germany because the age verification is lacking to say the least. Those games aren't banned in Germany in general
Can you just skip to Chapter II without playing Chapter I, or will you miss out on too much character development?
You're going to miss out on the nuances. While not necessary, it will enhance your experience as a lot of world building and foreshadowing happened in chapter 1
Yea that scene where she realized the magic wasn't in her pussy but the friends she made all along was beautiful.
Did you find the side quest where she realizes her friend Becca was the one stealing the lemons all along? Such a deep moment between them when she confronted her about it. And you get a new spell as a quest reward too which can carry you through the rest of the game if you level it up
See, I went the other route which grants you an artifact that gives a 20% buff to dexterity since I went with an archer build
All roads lead to stealth archer
What would a stealth archer be in the context of this game? Do you sneak up on people and cum on the back of their head?
No, that's a misconception. You have two stealth options really. You could go the standard stealth route of chloroform, or the Archer build with Haldol-tipped arrows.
Don't steal my strat!
And those friends? Inside her pussy.
Looks like Chapter 1 is to the right of Vampire Survivors.
Not possible, you need to have defeated Radhan and Mogh, I suggest at least level 150.
which of their pussies most magic tho
Moghussy?
Mogh probably is all shrivelled on account of his obvious omenussy but Rahdan probably is more human
Ew it’s prolly horned too
How else are you supposed to find out how it became magical? You'll miss the part of her being locked in a tower and letting down her pubes so the prince can climb up them to save her.
Looks like they might already have chapter 1, it's cut off on the right
A lot of innuendo you're missing out on for sure
Lol
From the Steam reviews > There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place. You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning. >It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought this game. There's nothing wrong with it, with those nudity scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are. >What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it? When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion. >If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip the countless window prompts so I could get a single bite of the pornographic images that are available online. However, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I chose to purchase this game and dedicate hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and like time I fear never to find it again. >There is something broken inside me, something that desires sensations beyond my reach, something that moans every night knowing that there is no real princess, it is simply an illusion. In my quest to find meaning in this long life, I searched for the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop-up window on my computer. >I'm not sure what the moral of this review is, I'm not sure of my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the big rot that has plagued me. And >*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click* >**porn scene** >*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
That opening paragraph reminds me of the talking heads And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
*letting the days go by*
Let the water hold me down
Take a look at this wand. Take a look at this wand!
That first reviewer must have had post-nut clarity when he wrote that review lmao.
I really want the amount of clicks in the second comment to be an accurate representation of how many clicks it takes. It would greatly add to the funny for me.
**Discovers I can hide game activity from friends**
This does not clarify whether the review is positive or negative.
Some of these are genuine poetry
The first review juxtaposed to the second one really runs the gamut of what an average purveyor of porn thinks and feels. It’s amazing. You could write an epic with these two insights in mind.
Did your kids also gift you Magic Pussy?
FBI OPEN UP!
Chris Hansen has entered the chat.
*FIB
It’s the other way around.
Uhh, phrasing?
Boom
This. …but with no context.
Wait what
Shameless 😆
Hey I get off to that too
Cat lovers will download this to see what all the hype is about
LOL That title makes the "NO PLAYTIME YET" message a taunt.
Personally, I'd like to know how many hours of playtime homie spent on Chapter 1.
No playtime……….. YET
I can never get off on games like that, but vampire survivor, that one i can bust a nut too. Did I just say that out loud?
Those 5-item chests have got me feeling some type of way.
I mean there is the start up screen for this for the deck
oh god the start up screen 🤤
No, I don't think anyone heard you
Who needs viagra when you can just listen to the chest opening music of vampire survivor?
How was chapter 1?
[Mostly negative.](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2351080/Magic_Pussy_Chapter_1/#app_reviews_hash) But it's currently on sale, tho.
Dude! Learn to use the hide games feature... Your kids may end up traumatized by Nightmare Kart! (Solid library though.)
Oh shit Nightmare Kart is out?
A man of culture.
r/HolUp
Look, I'm judging but only because there's so many better NSFW games on Steam
Can you tell him which ones are better?
Being a DIK
Summer’s Gone
You can't just leave a reply like this without giving some examples!
It's insane how many NSFW games there are on Steam, and they all look pretty much the same to me 🤷♂️
Why is your deck sticky?
Plot twist: op isn’t married and doesn’t have any kids.
But is still a father to NSFW games
Is it Steam Dick compatible?
Does it not have Python involved?
Controller keeps sticking for some reason.
Ah i love games about cats.
So, magic pussy for Father’s Day?
Vampire survivor, good game
Family sharing on?
Ahh a man of class like myself
Perfect library for flights
Have some self-respect. At LEAST pick up HuniePop.
Horny on main is Crazy
/r/HolUp
no spoilers - i haven’t finished chapter 1 yet.
Mans is a one-handed player
You should 3D print a Steam Deck Fleshlight adapter.
Found another title to add to the wishlist.
I imagine an onlyfans with just a steam wishlist
SteamyFans
Does it run well on the Deck? Asking for a friend.
I had to return it. Wouldn't work for me.
People get wayyy too comfortable on here
I love this sub
Magic huh…
How well does gyro implement in Magic Pussy?
Magic Pussy Chapter 2 😘
A bold choice to have that game as the first one in the queue for your Deck picture!
I was about to congratulate you, then I saw what you were playing. Father of the Year.
It never ceases to amaze me how often generic posts like this receive a thousand or more upvotes.
yeah that's not the reason this one has 1000s upvotes.
I assume it's the game's thumbnail but even that has me going, "yeah, and?" I dunno, maybe it's just me.
No regrets
The Magicussy is crazy
I think we all interested about the magic pussy not the deck... but good on you!
Happy belated Father’s Day! For Father’s Day I bought myself the most expensive stereo I’ve ever owned and I couldn’t be happier with the purchase.
A magic what- 🤨🤨🤨
Nightmare Kart is peak game
Tf is this game !??
I miss so many games because I live on germany and never see games like this... sadface
Wait, what? Are they banned/illegal there or something?
Steam is forbidden from offering those games in Germany because the age verification is lacking to say the least. Those games aren't banned in Germany in general
Ah. That makes sense I guess. Thanks for the info.
Lmao
LOLOL let me know how the game is.
Yes but are the jiggle physics as good as they are in Sex With Hitler?
ahum, excuse me, what the fuck?
What a magical gift
DON'T DROP IT IN THE BATH!!
But can you play it one handed?
This man is a menace
Ah I see you too like to play with your deck
Pussy so good it had to get a sequel
There are things that a man would not leave on his laptop. That is where the hide function and a steam deck comes in,
Daddy, what is magick poosay? Also, why are there 2 chapters? One isn't enough?
nightmare kart is goated
Magic pussy is insane for a title! 😂😂
You have no fear
Wow! What game is that
Ah yes, the GOTY top contender, Magic Pussy pt2
Never heard of this game, I just checked it out lol.
Those children dont count sir.
Forever wishing valve didn't sell their soul for porn games. Shit is cringe.
Man of culture, I see.