he said this on his post;
"Please stop asking me what I did to get fired. I don’t want to reveal why as it could harm future employment opportunities.
I think it’s best we just move on."
He wants to garner sympathy over having lost his job which is understandable, but he feels that it would be too embarrassing to discuss the details of how and why he revealed his penis to the class in such a public setting, which is also understandable, and relatable
See I’ll never understand this; people asking for sympathy for a situation where “I’m the victim here!”, yet won’t explain what happened, how and why :S
Precisely why I have taken the liberty of inferring that he showed his penis to a roomful of students which I will now guard with the fervor of a religious zealot as the truth
But I was there when he whipped it out, bro. I actually have it listed on my resume as a student-victim. Trust me bro, now I can led DE&I trainings for big companies
The lack of judgement is at the core pf why he got fired at one day.
Professors have to really do something very serious to not be able to finish out a term (source: I am a professor). The university has to shell out extra to get the classes covered by others, usually with bonus for no prep time.
Oh yeah uhhhh.... heeee..... brang some uranium ores into the school and fed all the students a smal dosage just gid enough to be fatal but low enough to pass undeyected for days
You wasn't even in his class. I was. I remember that day. It was horrific. Just be glad you truly wasn't there like I was. That day. We'll never forget it.
Why would you spread those lies??? Because if you was there that day. You wouldn't even be making shit up. Thanks for reminding me.
Of that day. Glad he fired
Omg, you were the one in the red hoodie, right? I can tell because you type how you talk.
I was the one in the blue sweater. I started anxiety medication after this. I still curl up rock myself when anyone says “Viva Mexico.”
I feel like we are trauma bonded now.
>He actually had sex with 2 students at the same time. And then sniffed cocain in front of 5 students.
I work with a group of college professors. And basically, you can't really start doin' stuff like this unless you have put in 7 years of hard work and become fully tenured.
And then, at least in my understanding, in some universities, they might not be able to fire you until you get thrown in jail, and then you get fired for not showing up to your own classes, or even worse, not turning in grades. No irony here.
It's a different joke: When you get your PhD, the academic regalia you receive (the robe and hood) are based on those worn by ancient monks.
And that fits the commitment of a Ph.D candidate: years of poverty, obedience, and chastity.
he said this on his post; "Please stop asking me what I did to get fired. I don’t want to reveal why as it could harm future employment opportunities. I think it’s best we just move on."
Why would you post that you got fired and then say that
He wants to garner sympathy over having lost his job which is understandable, but he feels that it would be too embarrassing to discuss the details of how and why he revealed his penis to the class in such a public setting, which is also understandable, and relatable
Day 1: “Hi Class, my name is Mr. Raul. Let me ask you, do you all like fresh fish tacos as much as me?” ziiiiiiiiip.
I sure do miss Freshman English. Great times. Dude hung dong.
Was Thundergun your teacher? Never give up no hesitation never surrender
No man left behind!
It was more of a ding than a dong
I relate to that ❌
"Look it even comes with cotija!"
I don't get this one
Fishy smelling taco 🌮 come on
I relate to that 🖐
See I’ll never understand this; people asking for sympathy for a situation where “I’m the victim here!”, yet won’t explain what happened, how and why :S
Precisely why I have taken the liberty of inferring that he showed his penis to a roomful of students which I will now guard with the fervor of a religious zealot as the truth
Nah, the job was never real and he wants to pretend on his resume he was a professor for a day but something embarrassing happened ... Trust him bro.
But I was there when he whipped it out, bro. I actually have it listed on my resume as a student-victim. Trust me bro, now I can led DE&I trainings for big companies
The lack of judgement is at the core pf why he got fired at one day. Professors have to really do something very serious to not be able to finish out a term (source: I am a professor). The university has to shell out extra to get the classes covered by others, usually with bonus for no prep time.
Don't ask. He's on the run.
Well now the internet knows, he’ll spill the beans eventually
"But just so you wouldn’t do the same mistake, quit selling cocaine after rehabilitation" Edit : Thanks u/Minimum-Dog2329
You forgot the e in cocaine. Just a note for next time.
Yeah, just delete your account at that point and make a new one.
"Hi class! Great fucking day isn't it! Anyway, when Hannibal marched hi-- I'm fired?"
Penis envy as a motive for termination is just wild. Crazy too.
That’s not going to fly in an interview.
Ok fine....but why did he get fired?
🎶Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids 🎶
Mexellence
Viva Señor Burns!
Es muy bueno
Exellican
(Tm)
I guess he was a MexiCAN'T
Why wouldn't he just delete the original post if he doesn't want to post the reasons why?
Attention
Too stupid to be a real professor...
Because it’s fake bullshit
Joke account. Read down,he has had other big days https://x.com/raulondarun
Are you a Mexican or a Mexi-Cant?
A Mexi-Can get fired
Oh, bueNO!
Mexi-can’t work there anymore. 
Context?
He actually had sex with 2 students at the same time. And then sniffed cocain in front of 5 students. I love spreading missinformation on the internet
But why did he get fired?
Oh yeah uhhhh.... heeee..... brang some uranium ores into the school and fed all the students a smal dosage just gid enough to be fatal but low enough to pass undeyected for days
Man, that shits crazy. You never know what people are like nowadays.
Lmao 😂
You wasn't even in his class. I was. I remember that day. It was horrific. Just be glad you truly wasn't there like I was. That day. We'll never forget it. Why would you spread those lies??? Because if you was there that day. You wouldn't even be making shit up. Thanks for reminding me. Of that day. Glad he fired
Omg, you were the one in the red hoodie, right? I can tell because you type how you talk. I was the one in the blue sweater. I started anxiety medication after this. I still curl up rock myself when anyone says “Viva Mexico.” I feel like we are trauma bonded now.
Brang?
French 1st language... i though thepast tense of bring was brang for sum reason but yeah its brought
Broughten?
You sound like you need to be in school instead of reddit
Ughhh people having fun! Not in my thread! This is you. Stop it, get some help.
Thank you for agreeing that this kid needs to be in school
Get some reading comprehension as well
Dam why r u digging into that kid
>He actually had sex with 2 students at the same time. And then sniffed cocain in front of 5 students. I work with a group of college professors. And basically, you can't really start doin' stuff like this unless you have put in 7 years of hard work and become fully tenured. And then, at least in my understanding, in some universities, they might not be able to fire you until you get thrown in jail, and then you get fired for not showing up to your own classes, or even worse, not turning in grades. No irony here.
At least they got laid! High five! (Are high fives still a thing?)
It's a different joke: When you get your PhD, the academic regalia you receive (the robe and hood) are based on those worn by ancient monks. And that fits the commitment of a Ph.D candidate: years of poverty, obedience, and chastity.
He stole the cocaine from another teacher. For shame!
Because of his username.
Mames sense. Wonder if it was a criminal or immigration issue...
They call that "the Fredo".
you unironically got me
He got fired for not offering any sex or cocaine to the other students.
He was caught stealing boxes 📦 they caught him on tape and everything
[удалено]
Some guy takes a picture in front of a chalkboard and says he’s a professor, then says he got fired, and then internet points.
Fair enough
He touched someone pp .
The details are that this guy posts jokes on the internet.
He got Mexi-Canned
How many days did he last? JUAN.
he never got hired in the firs place, this is just for shits and giggles
Exactly!!!!!!
Well… Good luck, students, on your continuing education
Maybe his baby momma was one of his new students
I mean the answer is in his name, a Catch Me If You Can scenario. He's probably about to operate on someone and get fired from that too.
They were never a professor. Easiest explanation.
His villain story arc starts
Hello Boys and Girls. My name is Mr... *Fired. Bye They/Them
Hello Mr Fired, my name is Alejandro
That's funny.
Speedrun champion.
Touchy Subjects
My man don't messed up
What do you think he did?
Read a book that was banned
Mein kamph?
Math Jk. History so probably a book that didn’t say “the war of Northern aggression”
Mexellence
I don’t understand why people make these kind of things public.
He must have said “The poor ain’t so bad”
“I’m tired of bein’ hired and fired the same day”
Definitely [definitely fake](https://x.com/raulondarun?lang=en)
Eminem is not fake, he’s a real person. Slash is fake.
He is OnDaRun from one job to another
Please let me know when someone finds out why he got fired
This seems fake to me. Even if he did something on the first day, he would be suspended first and then fired later.
Bro hit on the 17 year old didn’t he??
That’s what happens when you abandon your students during a Sandman attack…
RaulStillOnDaRun
First day firing must have been something super inappropriate
Perhaps it was the Mexcellence(tm) he referred to that did it?
Probably because how he writes on the chalk board.
“Mexcellence” was right there.
For not telling us what happened, we shall make up stuff that will become the truth.
Looks like its just a trial bro LOL
He claims to be a lawyer. This Aliexpress Salt Bae is full of shit
Serious Dr Nick from the Simpsons vibe here. Hi everybody!
So totally fake persona on twitter. Checks.
How do I reeeeeeeach these keeeeeeeeds?
I’ve been fired many times and I don’t want to talk about it either.
Tie did not reach his belt line, fired
They told you to keep that woke shit out of the classroom 😂😂
All this proves is that college is a lie
Ppl that went to college know that doesn't constitute proof.
Hey! People who didn't go to college also know that doesn't constitute proof! Haha
How so?
I would love to hear how you arrived at that conclusion.