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MartianXAshATwelve

[Ex-CIA Pilot John Lear Said NASA Landed On Mars In 1966 & Its Former Employee Saw Humans There In 1979](https://www.howandwhys.com/nasa-sent-astronauts-to-mars/)


Micro_Bitt

https://preview.redd.it/v0tv5jlqzr4c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6039fc14e68fe38d685ab788f6e1791cffc0ed24 Willzyx


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Fucka you whale.


itsyobbiwonuseek

Fucka you, doefeeen!


muskratking97

Chickennn anda coww !! CHICKENN ANDA COOWWWW !!!


Squintyhippo

Cow and chicken use poor wayle and dofin as SCAPEGOAT??!


wheelman71992

THIS IS OUTRAGE


Responsible-Agent-19

Sent by MASA.


TownesVanWaits

Sí flyyy...


anonssr

I always felt so bad about it, still do 😢


Willowtreehugger6

Me tooooooo


ThadeousCheeks

First time I saw this was the hardest I've ever laughed. May never be topped.


Livid-Trifle5914

Same. Blast from the past.


Dickinablender96

Same


itsyobbiwonuseek

WAIT.. When did Tom get there?? Have I missed him this whole time?! 😂


Exevioth

That happened like 20 years ago now. Check out their 200-201 episode special iirc. The one with Scott Tennorman and celebrities getting miffed at SP for using their likeness.


useyername320

What’s the scale for this image?


froatbitte

Where banana for scale?


inked-brown-giant

Reddit took it all for the recap


Custom_Destination

space banana*


DeltaMars

Yesterday you wouldn’t of got my upvote! Lol


itsvoogle

What type of Banana are we talking about to compare it too


samf9999

What kind of banana?


Pocketwaterprod

[See my comment for an idea.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/18cji5k/comment/kcc2e01/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


TheGreatGamer1389

It's just a cool looking rock.


[deleted]

nO its prOOF GraHAM haNcOCK wAs rIGHt


BiggusDickus2121

Graham Hancock makes a solid case, besides this is on mars anyhow


xssmontgox

I’m going with wind swept rock formation that looks off because of the contrast of the hard shadows


QuantumMothersLove

Could somebody please downvote this rational, reasonable, probably correct chucklehead.


MoreRamenPls

No.


QuantumMothersLove

Thank you 🖖


ElJayBe3

It’s clearly a misplaced shoehorn.


DrawohYbstrahs

Yeaa they already pulled this shit on me with that face, not gonna fall for that one lol


SubZeroEffort

No one needs rational and practical on Reddit


rhyno857

How dare you give a rational explanation. It's clearly alien in origin, I would say a tool used to put on footwear.


[deleted]

nah bruv its side view mirror from that tesla car.


numbnumbjuice420

Smoothed out by the sand and winds ?


Substantial_Ad5034

That’s pretty smooth


Pocketwaterprod

​ https://preview.redd.it/owncxa8mjs4c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913e0f0a09f7c1578fdb36a918b9f6b94d59afd6


Right-Holiday-2462

Perfect answer! I imagine from the landscape we’ve seen published there plenty of more wind to whip around open areas than in enclosed areas.


Pocketwaterprod

I've been posting examples as responses all over. I studied geology in school. Couldn't help myself.


8hexxx

Why is this one rock smooth and the others are so jagged? What is the scale? Do you have a link to any scholarship describing this process?


Pocketwaterprod

I think the rest of the rock isn't rock at all. It's sediment, or sand, featuring some other wind driven formations. I'm not sure the scale. Perhaps the original photo has something to indicate scale. Attached is an example of similar wind-driven sand formations on earth. I don't have a source for this. I'm sure some nasa geologist has written a paper on it if you dig deep enough. I don't feel like doing that. All of this is educated conjecture. I spent a lot of time in college looking at rocks and dirt. That by no means makes me an expert. The people writing the papers are the experts. ​ Edit: I did a bit of sleuthing on the scale. [See my other comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/18cji5k/comment/kcc2e01/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) https://preview.redd.it/oy8rjyqv8t4c1.png?width=1118&format=png&auto=webp&s=23f6611f98b966a9da5c9d5a88d28a947ba28b97


Beh0420mn

Smooth as eggs


monkeyinanegligee

Would you suck.... These rocks?


yobboman

It also looks to be pretty symmetrical in more than one plane


Tough_Ad5581

Yeah wind does that. You can go to any desert or mountain and find rocks like that, smoothed out by wind or water.


Martyisruling

My bet would be water.


ArtzyDude

Yet the rocks and sediments it sits on are rough as ever.


[deleted]

Yeah, clearly case closed. Not possible for it to be wind/erosion over a billion years +. Not possible the rock moved or because it's taller/larger than the ones near it, it can't possibly mean that higher surface area means better erosion. Case closed, the only scientific explanation that remains is Aliens


Far_Statement_2808

The wind on Mars is remarkably tame. There isn’t much atmosphere, so stuff is not eroded very quickly. Not saying that stone hasn’t been there for a billion years…I am merely saying that Mars wind is not the same as Earth Wind.


friendly-crackhead

That rock could’ve been there for a billion years dude.


ghidfg

hes not saying that it hasn't.. he is merely saying that Mars wind is not the same as Earth Wind.


[deleted]

The thing is that completely ruins his point. It's like saying "excluding the fact that my car got in an accident, I don't see how it got damaged". the entire argument for erosion is wind over time, and if you purposefully ignore the time factor of wind, and only assume low strength then the conclusion of erosion is impossible when in reality that is the most likely explanation...


Tough_Ad5581

That’s such a dumb take. The wind is whipping around for billions of years on Mars. I swear to god, I hate the Reddit alien people


jerseybert

And Fire?


enderforlife

Wind erosion on a rock that’s of a different composition than the rocks behind it.


MastodonNo8616

This guy rocks


Ok-Abbreviations3042

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


HoLLoWfy

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


Ok-Communication1149

A rock. I think it could really be a rock because we can see it's got the color of a rock, the shape of a rock, and it's moving like a rock (not the Chevy kind). I'm no expert though, so I'd recommend deferring to the expert's opinion.


vinetwiner

The shape of a rock? Do you know what you're average rock even looks like?


Pocketwaterprod

​ https://preview.redd.it/h9lwaufdks4c1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1e84bc2419a5427a4f140c208f2924f75996b9


Jackson530

![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized) Sorry. We were looking for THE rock. THE


Pocketwaterprod

I can smell what he's cooking, and I know what HE looks like.


InfinityTortellino

Oh you like rocks?? Name every rock!


Altruistic-Spinach88

Well you have hard rock. Soft rock, punk rock, classic rock, alternative, numeral, industrial, dad rock, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson.


InfinityTortellino

You forgot Fuunk Rock


Eljuanitotacito

Hard?


Ok-Communication1149

I've even seen balancing rocks as round as the sun and rocks as clear as glass! Hell yeah, rocks look like that


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JointOps

Handles?


OpeningComb7352

Well.. it’s clearly a boomerang rock


JointOps

I see 🧐


clownind

It's a boomerock


arkrunningbear85

HANDLES!!! ​ https://preview.redd.it/2qrbty29gs4c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3f45909918e7561cf8c860cba8ba928d9563b3


twothumbswayup

Bro thinks it’s an alien teapot


Accomplished-Ad-3528

They see what they want to see. Even if it's plane as day a rock 🤦‍♂️ And they wonder why they don't get taken seriously. They need debunking for rocks. .... Rocks need debunking.. Wow.. That's enough Internet for one night.


reisenbime

Ignorant people often assign meaning and «will» to mundane things that just exist because of how the universe works. It’s the «if the banana evolved, why does it fit so well in our hand?» argument but with a rock.


Ok-Communication1149

Handles are a human concept only. That's literally as ignorant as it gets.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


wirebeads

In chevys defence, their rock moves a lot less than the rock in this picture.


Purithian

And thats a rock fact!


chasinwabbits

https://preview.redd.it/1fwk5o1a5s4c1.png?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a75b72f3419d687c882177238d1895f9169c853 Reminds me of the metapod ufo!!


Dry_Possibility8512

Me too actually 🤷🏻‍♀️


No_Maintenance5920

That is Elon


barenutz

Soooo honestly this video looks like a senior course in animation.


Polymetalalloy

https://preview.redd.it/365eq2e8js4c1.jpeg?width=1396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea7527e97e596292ad2a8bf48ebcc336add375e


Cautious_Long_4784

Im no expert in rockology but my best guess would be that it’s a rock


BunnyBallz

I concur wth this rockologist’s diagnosis.


GoodGoodK

Depends how big it is and what it's made of. If it's very large than could be something interesting. If it's smaller it really could be just a rock shaped by sand in the wind. If it's made out of something other than rock or multiple layers of materials than that's a whole other thing


[deleted]

Clearly a car wing mirror


BigKahunaShake

E.T. hit and run on that Tesla


Altruistic-Spinach88

I know I want this to be more but I think it's just a rock


vincecarterskneecart

Since I don’t know what it is and I also know nothing about geology or rocks its definitely proof that aliens exist


thotslayer1484

Mars sperm


Cold_Neighborhood_98

Came here to say space jizz


That1chicka

Chanklas my tia threw in 93


milesgloriosis

Looks like the flush handle from a toilet.


Rownwade

Everybody has to go sometime......


whatThePleb

Alien dildo.


azrider

Anything's an alien dildo if you're brave enough.


Imaginary_Form407

A sperm rock


That1Guy80903

*"What do you think it could be"* A rock.


Low_Comfortable_5880

Clearly a dildo.


marcosg_aus

a rock


PatAD

I got one of those from IKEA one time. Think it was called a Quakinsnuup?


AutumnAscending

Looks like a rock.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

I think they've already identified it. It's a strange Rock


Ok-Cartographer2597

My good sir that is quite positively a rock but I am no expert on the matter of space rock identification.


Atari774

… it’s a rock. Yes, a somewhat clean looking rock, but just a rock. Although I’m surprised that this is the only one they keep talking about every year


CallEmAsISeeEm250

100% Alien dildo


galehattemager

Obviously a sort of shoe block... https://preview.redd.it/2pm142hput4c1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e55a04006e074591f2e83d62ae6e461b399658


thrasherxxx

ikea stuff


krqkan

Side mirror for a Pagani Huayra


MrLeeSelf

Cartoon holiday ham


garbs91

It's AnchorMAN not AnchorLADY and thats a scientific fact


Mo-MoneyBish

Alien shoe horn


plantzrock

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


Sativator79

https://preview.redd.it/yppukf3lov4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819b94378877b56ef29def6b2d2d3fd98dd3c545 Looks like this thing I've never seen before.


KarlMcd

It's clearly a relic from a past civilization. I mean what else could it be ? /s


ArmoredArthritis

https://preview.redd.it/abgxov13uv4c1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=291d9961a552db06a8917954f2f9f9112f0e63b1


chiquinho61

Tesla side view mirror for sure...


Shizix

As an alien enthusiast and pursuer of all knowledge, that sir looks like a rock.


Tutezaek

It looks like a weird rock


Shredderguy23

I wondered where the side mirror for my 2010 Jetta ended up!!


Basicaccountant70

Alien dildo.


omghahalol

Alien butt plug


PaRumPaPumPummmm

Broken high heel! Damn hookers on Mars too!


FewSatisfaction7675

There is a type of subterranean worm like creature that eats sand and this is its casting


longschlong42069666

This sub is called strange Earth not strange Mars


iDoubtIt3

Hahaha thank you! Now I don't have to say it.


Clear-Dirt-1506

You can see where wind wore down the stone. Cool


Happy-Forever-3476

Sand dune type formation, maybe hardened


Abolton12

Idk man, it’s Mars. Would it be that weird for a rock to be smooth on a whole other planet? It wouldn’t even be that weird here


SneakyCarl

Is there anything there for scale?


_pendejo_

Hey! It’s my catalytic converter!


StannisG

Captain Corelli’s mandolin??!!


patlanips75

Alien high heel for sure.


igneousink

Louis Moonton


[deleted]

We need a banana beside it, for scale


CadeManRye

A phaser which Ensign Ricky dropped when he was vaporized.


rufor69

Marvin, the Martian's duck decoy . It's duck season. No rabbit season. No duck season


scifijunkie3

It's a Martian playing possum for the camera.


[deleted]

An unrock


Ok-Today9857

“A Duck”…(said in Graham Chapman’s voice)


ProblemRoutine7703

Who cares save that money and fix the crap down here


Ganja_Masta1

Looks a a huge sperm


[deleted]

Alien butt plug


AccomplishedWin489

You sir, know nothing about alien ahole. They don't have an anus. Thats why they are so intrigued with probing human aholes.


[deleted]

Did they show you the no anus when they abducted you?


AccomplishedWin489

You should have seen their reaction when they read my mind about 🤟


DeeveSidPhillips003

Alien lovense


uselesscalligraphy

Rock carved by water


Silent-Solution0707

Looks like a oud


MsAlexandria75

alien rock


Gutgulper

Rock


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rrgail

That is a driver’s side armrest from a 1995 Toyota Corola (“Desert Sand” interior leather work package).


Medical_Ad2125b

Fake


Medical_Ad2125b

Worn down by water


rkelleyj

Doesn’t look natural


DreamedJewel58

You see all kinds of similar looking rocks if you actually go out in nature


Pocketwaterprod

​ https://preview.redd.it/wmsdrpezks4c1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5737548915dee96b896eaad7a5589fc4b00b54e3


RobertoCyborgAbreu

Side mirror from a KIA


PatBunyan

Looks like an upside down lute


CadeManRye

A space lute


RecognitionCivil7005

a ‘splute’.


jackredford52

That's where all the Catalytic converters are going


Screwbles

This has already been debunked.


Screwbles

This has already been debunked.


tonysonic

Martian shoes look weird


TacoKnocker

i wouldntve seen that without the red circle, thank you whoever did that


mightysusquehanna

https://preview.redd.it/5omac3waps4c1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e65a848631b5c39167e0331afc8b2873013d6a0c Better next to other piece


WillyBoy333

Shocking news, strange rock looks strange.


Maximum_Way6342

What is a rock for $500


[deleted]

I am not sure that is a rock. Also, if it was erosion, I think you'd expect to see similar erosion around it. But, what am I? Just an armchair quarterback.


Laughingmantisstudio

https://preview.redd.it/gu3lqbr14s4c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c86218b40aa20280c3768d7f693053a2cf1077 This rock doesn’t look like its surroundings. That’s because it was deposited by a retreating glacier. On earth.


Morons_comment

Almost looks like a broken piece of pottery, like a curved ceramic vase.


thehuleeo69420

Doesn't look earthly


Pocketwaterprod

​ https://preview.redd.it/vqqv83qkks4c1.jpeg?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ae59f3206867bd71f122a7a9149e82b86015aa


iDoubtIt3

And no one claimed it was! 🤣


[deleted]

That's because the photo was taken on mars


UnapologeticVet

A single giant sperm


TangeloAny6839

Pottery possibly


gadzooks_sean

It's one of those handheld vacuums that I use to clean the dirt off the back seats of my car


mikeman213

Looks like a giant musical instrument


daBIGWhiz

Definitely a plumbus


Dachongies

Definitely a side mirror. Apparently aliens have just as much difficulty reversing.


redditanon1952

Handheld vacuum used by flintstones


PewpyDewpdyPantz

One of Squidward’s tentacles


ClubBoth8908

It is a kettle


z1ggy16

Alien prostate massager


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ReaktiveFX

![gif](giphy|QYMBvtszJiY787LSkJ|downsized) Tesla mirror


Internal-Ad9700

Looks like a side mirror from a car.