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MartianXAshATwelve

[There is another bizzare story: Andrew McAuley Disappears In Middle of Ocean, Leaving Behind Terrifying Video. This is his Final self photo of kayaker Andrew McCauley](https://www.howandwhys.com/andrew-mcauley-disappears/)


UltimaGabe

This tribe had made it *very* clear they would be hostile to any and all outsiders, even trying to throw spears at a helicopter (which I believe is where that first photo came from). But this dingbat decided he needed to try and push his religion onto them, which got him immediately killed. As everyone knew it would.


Mesachie_Man

These tribals didn’t have to say s**t. The Indian government prohibits anyone interacting with this indigenous population and he knew it. That’s the same government goes out of its way to protect the rights of religious minorities like Christians throughout the mainland. Fool got what he was foretold.


Sir_Meeps_Alot

You can say “shit” on the internet


Kevroeques

WHAT THE F**K


UltimaGabe

At least it still censors my password: hunter2


IndigoBrownies_

True, but then you'll be put on the naughty list.


Dual_Birds

SHIT


Dumyat367250

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phan_o_phunny

Fuck me... For realsies?


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xo0o-0o0-o0ox

How did he right a letter to his family, though? Do they just have the local post office?


UltimaGabe

Assuming this is a serious question and not just a joke, he sent it before going to the island.


Illustrious_Soil_519

Write


retr0rino

Before he _left_.


expertonpotatoes

Lmao this is what I'm wondering. WE KILL ANYONE WHO DARES MAKE CONTACT WITH US ... except our lovely postmaster :D


boobookittyFcuk12

UPS to the rescue


Upstairs-Swimmer8276

Frigging Tom Hanks working for fed ex again. Plot twist Tom and Wilson were on the other side of this tribes island. Another plot twist they really could have helped him pulling that tooth.


lmay0000

He left it in the mail


funnerfunerals

Blind confident arrogance will always lose to reality at some point. It's only and always a matter of time.


shoutsfrombothsides

He was a fucking 🤡


Strict_Lawyer_8050

He was thicker than 🐖💩


phan_o_phunny

Christianity, actually worse than a car's extended warranty and half as useful.


pliving1969

I'm not a Christian and I'm definitely not a fan of organized religion in general. But I'm not sure it's necessarily fair to blame Christianity itself for this type of thing. I would blame what people like this guy do in the name of Christianity as being the problem. Lets face it, people in general can be pretty stupid. And they tend to be even more stupid when they try to justify their behavior in the name of a religion.


Gadritan420

And thus the world is better for it


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he knew he was going to die, he literally wrote it, which means he didn't mind dying


Combosingelnation

"Hope this works isn't my last post...". I would ask you how do you know that he knew or didn't mind dying because the quote literally suggests otherwise.


PokeNBeanz

Push 🤔


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Shadowstrider2100

The main point that those idiots should know is that they are the biggest danger to the people there. 1 foreign virus could kill everyone on the island.


siqiniq

Like europeans brought smallpox, bubonic plague, chickenpox, cholera, the common cold, diphtheria, influenza, malaria, measles, scarlet fever, sexually transmitted diseases (with the possible exception of syphilis), typhoid, typhus, new strain of tuberculosis, pertussis and christian love to americas.


sbw_62

Yeah. Like that 🙄


Asaneth

Not the exception of syphilis. I saw a new documentary with very compelling evidence that Europeans brought syphilis to the Americas.


Csihoratiocaine2

Missionaries are imbeciles and think that they need to give them religion to get into a fake heaven. But they can’t just enjoy it cause they don’t actually believe they have to push it onto everyone else so their isn’t anyone who makes them think anymore


lord_hyumungus

Well, time to send them Covid vaccines.


Random_0936

🤣🤣🤣 hell yea lol


PunchOX

I don't understand people who think they are the exception to anything such as these scenarios all over the world. It always ends in a news report and their name on articles


No_Protection_88

Religious nutjobs


Conscious-Eye5903

Watch too many movies


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panopticon71

They killed him for wearing Axe Body Spray


Bob_Majerle

Understandable tbh


CandidPresentation49

what every tribe centuries ago wishes they could have done to the ones who came from the sea to "convert them"


Republic_Rich

Inuit: 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' Priest: 'No, not if you did not know.' Inuit: 'Then why did you tell me


DangerRabbit

Believe it or not - evangelical Christians mostly believe that anyone who doesn't accept Jesus Christ as their saviour will go straight to hell, no exceptions - doesn't matter if you knew or you didn't. Supposedly the same god that was forgiving people, as he was being killed!


Pretend_Tourist9390

Psssh, and go to hell alone?? No, I need a friend for the trip.


Barbarianmoss

Judging by his note.. this seems more like assisted suicide.


Relevant-Ad-3140

Evangelicals are literally the dumbest motherfuckers 😬


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PitifulPomegranate19

If you can follow a god, that's actually fine. The problem is no one does. They just follow people


schwaaaaaaaa

Came here to say this.


Beh0420mn

Wasn’t strange the first thousand times it was posted


Worried_Jeweler_1141

I'm in the tribes side. Imagine being one of them. In today's world. Imagine the minimal bs in their land.


GoldenTacoOfDoom

Would there be less bs? Different for sure. Not positive on the less part though.


misspygmy

Correct. Bullshit expands to fill with space provided, so even a very small space can be completely full of bullshit.


AndrewSpringer112

Is bullshit a liquid it more of a colloidal slurry?


kindarudecanadian

As my grandpa said regarding this incident "God's not going to protect you from your own stupidity"


rterror99

You gone learn it ain't your job to do everything.


vinetwiner

Random thought concerning your random thought: using "Killers" in the title really reeks of biases that "insurgents" or "defenders" or even "savages" have suffered from for centuries, when they're just trying to defend their space.


UltimaGabe

I dunno, "killers" is about as neutral as you can get for a group of people that killed someone.


canonlypray

So... They didn't kill him?


Prestigious_Law6254

Maybe or maybe not. Westerns also tend to romanticize native tribes. The reality is they're born into the tribe and kept isolated from the outside world. They have no freedom to choose if they want this life. It's like our government on a micro scale. Our 'betters' keep us blind to the wider world.


vinetwiner

For as fucked up as Western culture is, isolation from it sounds like a good call.


Lynex_Lineker_Smith

Nothing strange earth about this. This man was a fucking idiot. End of.


winterchainz

Hopefully they didn’t get sick from the meat!


momong12

How do they know that he wrote that to his family?


BarbarianMushroom

Didn’t they shoot a Bible out of his hand with an arrow the first time he got close to the island?


MillHall78

I truly believe Andrew died because of his ego. He really wanted to be ***known*** as a martyr. In every interaction with the tribe Andrew was disrespectful & even rude. At one point he mimicked their speech. He yelled at them. He rushed them. The man is lucky the seemingly gave him a quick death.


Username_Chose_Me

Who the fuck is Andrew?


Fantomex305

When the fuck did we get ice cream?


_mikedotcom

Dude tried to share the Bible with people who communicate with arrows only.


TerribleChildhood639

It was his life and I won't criticize how he lived it. But then, again, I also know what a stupid decision is. IMHO this is one of them.


Toddisgood

Very satisfying outcome


LuxieBuxie

How did his letter get to the family if they didn’t retrieve his body or belongings? Did the tribe mail it for him


atomicboogeyman

Terrible title.


RHsuperfan

There’s no option to recover it asshole


MFBish

Religion is the worlds biggest problem


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5tank

Mother Earth and Father Time seem pretty ok


trini3333

No stupid people are.


patricktoba

Stupidity causes religion.


Dontledgeme

I mean how stupid can you be?


Com_On_Man

Moron!


firstman0

It’s like “suicide by tribesmen”.


mu5tardtiger

His”killers”. 💀. Ummmmmm. No


declineofmankind

But he was there to give them Christianity. How was he gonna speak to them? More death in the name of religion.


HereFourLulz

What a dumb and selfish thing to do.


No-Progress4272

How’d they get the note


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

The local island post office. Guy called Steve works there, nice guy.


limabeanquesadilla

It’s Jeff now, Steve retired


P1peInfamous

He went to the island, got shot at with arrow, swam back in panic to the boat that brought him there THEN he wrote the note and then went back to the island. Was seen being buried the next morning on the beach.


chris1980p

Night before going


skief123

Pigeon.


bmkoverlord

This shit again man? Chill.


troystorian

Absolutely no respect to someone who tries to infiltrate an untouched and preserved ancient tribe with the intention of sullying their culture with the immoral and flawed teachings of Christianity. One small corner of the world that hasn’t been poisoned by Abrahamic teachings and Christians drool over it like a pack of wild dogs eyeing their prey.


RajReddy806

he was a genocidal maniac. he knew that his interaction with the tribes would harm the tribals as they are not vaccinated against many a germs this guy might have carried. I am sure everyone over here understands the effect that the interaction between Spanish and amazon tribes. So many cities in Amazon jungle went extinct.


Dumyat367250

Who's complaining? The whole experience brought him closer to God...


FagRealness

He should be the poster child for FAFO.


Inevitable_Shock_810

So how did they find the note then?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

The woman behind him in the photo, was she killed also? How many people were in this expedition? And how did his final *note get to his family? Was his body ever retrieved?


giocondasmiles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau


4thpersona

good


andylabs561

How did they get that note?


MotionCitySoundtrac

There are no saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner


M0RELight

"Retrieve my body"? Seriously? His body is cannibal poop and his bones are jewelry and nose piercings. Good luck with that.


4quatloos

It was a cookbook.


EvilNoice

I know everything i should convince everyone


Southern-Ad4016

Please bring us your jeebus!!


pussmykissy

Missionaries are ridiculous… Do people really think that in 2024, some Folks have not heard about Christianity?


creativenamepls

This tribe actually hasn’t. They’ve yet to be successfully contacted by anyone from outside


Seasalt787

Actually, outside contact with the Sentinelese people is prohibited by law. Travel to the North Sentinel Island or any approach closer than 5 nautical miles is strictly prohibited. The Sentinelese people have no defenses against outside diseases, too. They will kill anyone who goes to the island. John Chau knew this, and he still decided to violate the law.


mister_darkwood

so not only is he selfish, he is also a criminal


Seasalt787

Things that people do in the name of God.


sprintswithscissors

Can I give them a high-five?


WutheringWitchery

Nope. Eta- I mean you could *try.*


DomingoLee

Where was his god as he was beaten to death?


ousalsa

Yes and of course he went to oral Robert’s university


Mrgod2u82

Paet of His plan lol


DomingoLee

The lord works in mysterious ways


mu5tardtiger

💀


Psychological-Ad1433

The K/D ratio of this island is legendary. Love it lol


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Giving your life in the name of some religion that doesn’t care about you. lol


PhonkJesus

LMAO get rekt bozo


TheHammer1987

Self righteous idiot


raventhrowaway666

Religion: not even once.


WheresFlatJelly

That took too many steps just to commit suicide


Random_0936

Well that was stupid…. Leave people alone…. This includes knocking on my door.


gaberax

The height of arrogance.


Impossible-Tart2768

So what exactly happened to him?


epic_pig

Extra brownie points for heaven


ZERO-ONE0101

these people seem to be able to take good care of themselves, in a world where homelessness and refugees seem to grow in numbers everyday, these isolated and primitive living people are thriving off the land


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What’s the tribe called?


Nerdlife92

The Sentinalese, if I got that right


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WillieIngus

you can’t convert your own killers… you are killed.


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KeyboardAquarior

Curiosity killed the cat


RavensWockhardt

Is this about the white dude that was found later on film to be with the tribe ?


sovietarmyfan

Honestly, with the way the Indian government was been going last year, i would not be surprised if India themselves will soon launch some sort of attack to occupy the natives and convert them to Hinduism.


GodMammon

Happy for him


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Indigo-Lady

Similar to the missing US born Rockefeller family member. Michael Rockefeller https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/What-Really-Happened-to-Michael-Rockefeller-180949813/


triedit-lovedit

Arrogance and stupidity caused his death…