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626leaddit

He looks like Data from Star Trek Next Generation.


TheEldenGod1293

He does šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ErstwhileAdranos

He acts like him to, calling the grocery selection an ā€œoption set.ā€


Valuable-Contact-224

Heā€™s boldly going where no one has gone before.


Due-Street-8192

During his injections he should have been wearing gloves, just like the doctor. Germs on fingers/hands is quite common...


The_Vivid_Glove

Did he say penis rejuvenation?


Pasxal7

Sure did, his penis was older than the rest of his body maybe? I didn't know there were specialized treatments for penis rejuvenation tho


The_Vivid_Glove

I suppose all that expansion and contraction would eventually cause wrinkles šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Xikkiwikk

It does..


wdsuita

He came out of his mum pecker first?


Virgil_Rey

ā€¦WITH shock therapy. Iā€™m terrified.


Mountainbear89

Canā€™t believe no one else caught that ā€œlittle medical marvelā€? What does that mean?? Iā€™m all for it! But ā€¦??what?


PM_ME_LUNCHMEAT

Yea and he followed it up with ā€œusing shock therapyā€ bro you ainā€™t rejuvenatin my penis with shock therapy!


ImAnOlogist

Spoilers; he looks like freeze dried pork loin. Yeah he's in shape and uses millions to eat healthy and supplement his diet and track his progress but he looks like his skin feels like wet clay.


hernesson

To be fair if that's the same Bryan Johnson from ACDC he looks pretty good these days.


dynalisia2

Now that would be a feat.


Choosybeggar2

Lol freeze dried pork loin has to be the absolute best description of this guy.


Screwbles

He looks like a microwaved chicken breast.


SoggyHotdish

If he was serious about being under 18 I'm shocked. He looks like a 40 year old who's in good shape. Or a 17 year old who looks like a 40 year old.


preggit

That was a joke, he's 46.


peepdabidness

And comes off as a complete douche


FayMax69

Male menopause


MostlyPeacfulPndemic

He looks his age. All millionaires who care about their looks look like he does.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Yeah but heā€™ll probably look that age for the next 80 years


ExplainySmurf

https://preview.redd.it/c9bw4nez8h7d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4057995f2dd1d73a72638480d37c8d0e94d88d ā€œI will never die!ā€


completamente_

Spending all your time trying to have more time


FGTRTDtrades

This world doesn't need a bunch of rich fucks that live way too long


FaecesChucka

It's only 20 grand, I could get that together within 10 years I reckon. Tempting but unregulated so risky.


FGTRTDtrades

Iā€™m thinking more about a 50yo billionaire living for another 80 years to accumulate and horde wealth


FaecesChucka

Yeah we could probably do without that.


Armalyte

Would be a shame if they all went for it but oops! It actually makes it so they die *sooner*! Oh no!


316kp316

Shhhhā€¦..šŸ¤«


HyogaCygnus

Doesnā€™t matter. They tend do have a bunch of children that will continue to hoard wealth regardless if they day


ChibliDeetz

Dudes a vampire lol. WTF is with the umbrella in the sun. So afraid to die that he canā€™t live


RuckFeddit7769

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking and rich food. he was healthy right up to the day he killed himself"- Johnny Carson


whitewail602

I have legit known several people who died too young within a year of quitting smoking. I'm not falling for that shit.


RuckFeddit7769

Right? Fuck living forever. You normally get 60 to 80 years and the last 20 are rough. I'm going to live it up


PDCH

If you have ever been to that region, you would understand. If you are light skinned, you need sunscreen on just to stand by a window. I am assuming they told him no sunscreen before the procedure.


korneliuslongshanks

Ok skin cancer boy.


TraderJulz

Skin cancer boy? What do you even mean by this?


smth_smth_89

the sun causes skin cancer


TraderJulz

That doesn't mean you should avoid it 100% of the time. The sun is also the giver of life


_mikedotcom

But the dude is so pale the sun would fuck him upppp. Shouldnā€™t have left the sarcophagus.


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

so?


Ancient-Reflection-9

They gave this pastie dude a saline shot for all of his troubles.


Vulcan_Jedi

The ultra wealthy are always so afraid to die because they know itā€™s an obstacle they canā€™t buy their way out of


DEEP_SEA_MAX

And if there is a hell they're going to the deepest pits of it.


Slave4uandme

Wrong, they are happy not doing a 9-5 and still have dreams and a zest to live, unlike all those broken souls out there slaving away to pay off a home until death. As soon as you become an employee that is the path and story accepted.


FundamentalEnt

This is the dude injecting his sonā€™s blood right?


Grennox1

He has the same color as elon


bertiesghost

Just for Men


DFuel

People who want to live forever are the wrong people to live forever. If they succeed, get me outta here.


forcripessakes

Iā€™m sorry. ā€œPenis rejuvenation with shock therapy.ā€ What!!!???


ErstwhileAdranos

Itā€™s just an FDA approved kink.


DubC_Bassist

Oh goody! I want to work until Iā€™m 110.


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

By then I could afford a house


MiggySawdust

This is a great development for mankind: all the worst people in the world will live the longest!


ErstwhileAdranos

Or will inject themselves with something that causes the zombie apocalypse!


Defiant_Still_4333

I feel like he really skipped over the penis rejuvenation shock therapy part. That's not something you can casually slip into a sentence without any elaboration, like c'mon dude, at least show us an artist's rendition of your freaky vampire dick


sweedinwideways

This man's research is going to age like milk when he's unceremoniously hit by a 90-year-old woman in her Volvo...


shinynewmetal

ā€œEvery man dies, but not every man really livesā€ - William Wallace


ckwhere

Word.


DJviolin

Ex bricklayer in the street lived for 102 years. He still cut grass with hand at the age of 100. Didnā€™t fckn now what a gene is, let alone a therapy.


Metalhed69

The entire point of this is that people like your bricklayer are born with the ā€œgoodā€ genes. The goal would be to identify them, and replicate those genes in people who were not born with them.


hydrocarbonsRus

Thereā€™s no cluster B personality disorder here, none at all


1000reflections

Donā€™t believe him. He will still die at the average age. He may look nice when he dies but it wonā€™t help.


Toy_Soulja

It's not about believing, I think that's the whole point. Who knows if he'll accomplish anything but he'll definitely provide some data


Fransmul

So we should name him freeze dried datacow and we are all anxious to milk the data right? šŸ‘


DogFace94

He doesn't even look nice now. He legit looks like a vampire.


inglandation

How can you possibly know?


FayMax69

I mean, he is literally a lab rat, having tests be performed on him. Even if failure is the lesson..thereā€™s still data.


SoTurnMeIntoATree

*gets hit by a bus*


Worldly_Success523

Honestly, biggest douche bag Iā€™ve ever seen. Wants to live past 120 (on earth) but afraid of the sun. Dude is walking snake oilā€¦ ā€œthe speed of my aging has slowed to a personal bestā€¦ better than 20 year oldsā€


ConsciousRivers

He looks a bit weird like Elon musk's cloned brother. But let's wait and watch what interesting mutations happen to his body, maybe green skin fungus or some shit. He wants his life to be devoted to being a lab rat so let's just enjoy the weird and interesting results he will die with


MGyver

Ah you mean that secret island that is specifically identified as Roatan multiple times in the video?


ErstwhileAdranos

If nobody knows about it, then it canā€™t be a secret.


VFX_Reckoning

I wish I was a millionaire undergoing immortality treatments šŸ˜©


Shoptimist

Immortality Treatments lol


garrettdx88

No you don't. Being that obsessed with "health" has to be so unhealthy


UnifiedQuantumField

His mission is what it says on his shirt. It's plausible to think a couple of things: * He's got an extreme or deep seated fear of death. * Due to his financial situation, he feels he's an extremely empowered individual. You put A and B together and you get this guy that's spending money to push the boundaries of longevity research. If life is all there is, "Don't Die" makes sense.


ScorpioRising66

So this is where the Umbrella Corporation is located.


santiagotruiz19

I donā€™t understand the hate he gets, the man seems chill and is doing a project on himself, heā€™s paying for it, heā€™s not deceiving anyone, he is not hurting anyone. I think what heā€™s doing is important.


RedditAdministrateur

Look up what he did to his previous wife, and that might give you a bit of a clue on why people hate him.


FayMax69

Heā€™s totally delusional to the point this clown could reach cult status..we donā€™t need more megalomaniacs running about šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø


Shaneris

Does it make my voice sound like a 12 year old ?


MrSipperr

Dude is literally afraid of the sun


DoriOli

He looks older to me than the last time I seen him on a YT episode


BangkokPadang

That's nice. A little trip to the tropics with your blood boy.


OpenWideBlue

You mean he got a B rated face lift and now looks like god forgot to give him melanin.


Macaco_Marinho

Fuck these rich billionaire jack-wagonsā€¦


ArvindLamal

He looks ill


ludangu28

The muscle kid at the beginning is a Romanian fella who was trained since little to weight lifts, was a phenomena in Romania but never heard that was Gene treated, he just build muscles [Youtube link](https://youtu.be/9oPsmDc3_O4?si=mIoDBRQaJKRg3LEB) Edit: [kidā€™s youtube channel](https://youtube.com/@giulianostroeoficial?si=AHMcKE6p3V3lXXC-)


frankvagabond303

He wasn't gene treated. He has was born with the genes.


Shoptimist

ā€œDonā€™t Dieā€ on the T-Shirt šŸ¤£


cutratestuntman

He pronounced ā€œassā€ like ā€œbutt-TOCKSā€


Practical-Archer-564

Like Gump


jannypanny1

So money dont make you smarter


marsajib

Oh no not this guy again


knotcivil

Part 2: Zombie Apocalypse


GangWeed999

Say whatever about this guy, but the truth is that hes giving his body to science for things we do not understand yet. For this he has my respect


themonkery

ā€œOn a Secret Islandā€ Nameā€™s Roatan as if it isnā€™t a tourist destination


RedStar9117

Mabye he gets hit by a bus


Outis-guy

Impossible! Just look at his skin.


No-Astronaut3290

this person wants to live longer when i think i need to go at 50


LordPubes

https://preview.redd.it/rpwfy90feh7d1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d44f599737cb91cf2d7d313b931e0c0cd9f5919 How much so I look like this?


hanebalbarca

On the way back, the plane crashes, and he dies anyway.


Jungian_Archetype

Dude's literally talking about injecting plasmids. This is basically Bioshock 4 on an island.


Screwbles

*Secret island*....


SoupiriorBiingu

Well he looks just like his age, minus the melanine


Impatient-Padawan

This makes me wanna die even harder.


LORD-NOIR

Humans are so funny. Imagine delaying the inevtiable to satisfy ego šŸ„“


sziss0u

When he dies, I will melt that ice cube just to make sure itā€™s over


justinmtartick

This is basically the premise of LOST.


Fit_Awareness_5821

He is 46 His face doesnā€™t look right


Ok_Variation_8566

This is great but what if you get hit by a bus


Negative_Scene_9268

He's not a millionaire. He's a billionaire.


Alive_Ad_7374

The electric penis daily routine got me šŸ’€. If he does solve ageing he needs to make it simple.... plus sort out that run!


EmmitRDoad

Meanwhile chill af Mathew Mconaughey ā€œJust keep livinā€


JohnnyNo_pants

Soooo we see the beginning of the process and then the video ends there and we are just supposed to take his word for it? There are no before and after pics, just a paragraph about his levels increasing? Hmmm šŸ¤Ø


jjtrynagain

Who cares what this freak did?


BLUNKLE_D

BUT-TOX


Low_Significance_497

Canā€™t you just face death and life like a man. This mofo trying to run away from it


metallicadad420

He doesnā€™t look young though, he looks like an old who gets facials and uses just for men.


sancho7373

He is now a soybean


OrionDC

Heā€™s mentally ill.


Rehcraeser

Tbh he looks his age, if not older. The only thing making him look younger is the hair and muscles


Abject_Bowler_6779

20.000 dollars for two shots...


ErstwhileAdranos

Donā€™t forget about the ones in the butt-ocks.


EstablishmentExtra41

Still has to die his hair though. His body might have a biological age of 25 but his barnet is middle aged, dozy prick.


BrandonDogDad

You can be a weak human like this guy and look like a creepy old pre-pubescent boy - all at the same time or grow old with grace like Clint Eastwood or Tom Hardy is and be a man and likely reincarnate or do whatever it is you were meant to. Donā€™t fall for that stupid tag line, live your life. Your choice.


TheSp1ceMelange

Not gonna lie. If he dies at an early age I'm gonna laugh


beefyjwillington

The thing is he started this lifestyle at like 38 years of age and thatā€™s going to be his downfall.


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Voldemort


ErstwhileAdranos

*and the Bloodboy Who Lived*


BBQFatty

This weirdo again


GrayStag90

Came here to see if this guy lived forever, was disappointed.


Swalker326

Follow for part 2


Swalker326

Altered Carbon got it wrong, the sleeves will be the same they just slow down aging.


Capfan1975

@3:26 remaining: ā€œPenis rejuvenation with shock therapyā€???? WTF is that?


Sad_Drink9706

Pretty sure this guyā€™s a billionaire


tymuthi

Then the LORD said, ā€œMy Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years.ā€ Genesis 6:3 I find it fascinating that 120 years is still agreed upon as the upper bound


Zeroxx08

Comes out of that place, says i think im going to live to see age 120... then gets fatally hit by a car in the next hour.


Dr_J6894

So is this available to everyone? Or just the ones who can afford itā€¦.. I wonderā€¦.


CrockBox

Bet he dies at below average


crispy_wings10

he doesn't look healthy tho - hes quite pale and thin šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


stuckinthehall

The prequel to 28 Days Later


No-Librarian-7979

He hilariously looks pretty sickly


Sayk3rr

Mmmm narcissism at its peak


PortlandCatBrigade

Bullshit. On all of this.


Grass_Hopper_420

I doubt it but wish him well


Shade0fBlue

He should get an Ouroboros tattoo, getting homunculus vibes.


Careless_Student7032

I think he needs some testosterone


BradTProse

If I was a billionaire I'd be doing something like this. Or working on brain transplant into another of my own lab grown bodies. Definitely not flying dildo rockets into space. The only thing worse than being poor in this world of death is being rich knowing it can be ended any moment.


dassad25

He'll die soon.


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

I hope the dude nails it. Goodluck man.


Real-Ad4878

The wrong people have money.


Bongobongo_155

What is the original webpage of the project?


SKITZ_ZA

I hope he at least lives a little too. What's the point of extending your life, if all you are doing is therapy to extend your life. Seems a bit counterintuitive. Edit: Unless his not doing the trails for his own life specifically but rather extending everyone else's life in the future with the data created?


8am8oo

Real life SAW X


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Bigsquatchman

Absolutely fascinating


Skimable_crude

I'm curious to see if any treatments come out of this that are useful and affordable for the masses.


Practical-Archer-564

Never. Hoarding it for the oligarchs only


Smart_Ostrich9127

I'm rooting for the guy. if you have the means why not give it a shot


ride_electric_bike

I urge anyone even slightly interested in longevity to check his yt channel.


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omagawd-a-panther

ā€žSecret Islandā€œ


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Formal_Cloud_7592

How much is the treatment? How often is it repeated?


Metalhed69

Also, Roatan is an armpit. I hated that place.


ignacio_brown

Dreaming is free


phatom_user_01

ā€œResultsā€


[deleted]

Yo, I'll let them experiment on me for free. Just let me keep the improvements if there are any. Lol. I'll keep the tumors as well. Can't be much worse than the life I live now.


argparg

So he takes an antibiotic and that destroys the gene editing?


marcosxfx

Nice try Mr. Graves. Or should I say General Zao.


WillieIngus

definitely not a secret island though soā€¦.


eLdErGoDsHaUnTmE2

How secret can this project be when you promote it on Reddit?


tomatosaucin

Tag


the-artist-

A billionaire who doesnā€™t have his own plane!?