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Positive-East-9233

Plot twist, the rest are under OP’s tongue


SquattingWalrus

AND THERES MY CAR KEYS


Robotic_Orange

And there’s my ride.


7_-g

"YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES"


ShadowofLupa212

r/beatmetoit


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

/r/BeatMeatToIt


DevilMaster666-

What?


Positive-East-9233

SpongeBob Reference [enjoy this lightly fried upload](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAj48-rH8gY)


FewFish1970

lol.. this one!


Acceptable_Pirate_92

They didn't chop the relish


Beavshak

I hope you thanked them.


pstone0531

I was a little sad because I love pickle lol but honestly the food was hot and fairly good so I was happy!


pierrecambronne

Hot food is quite a low bar to meet for a restaurant.


undertales_bitch

It's Applebee's


Roger6989

I don't know how the one in my town stays in business.


The_Ashen_undead0830

They just have government funding perpetually


Tactical_Assault_Emu

Probably because they serve alcohol. Not good alcohol, but alcohol nonetheless. A decent buzz makes their microwaved food more appealing.


Klutzy-Succotash9230

Worked for them for a bout a year and half or so and this idea only helps a little but it's also all the promotions they do like all you can eat boneless wings, or the 10 boneless wings for .25$


vercetian

Same. Last two times I went, it was god awful.


IceLionTech

So awful it's good is a quality all its own.


boston_nsca

I mean they also said *fairly good* Jesus pay attention


twodickhenry

It’s hot, it’s “fairly good”, and it’s $10


Disastrous-Resident5

Lœv pïgkül


caintowers

But it’s Applebees so I gotta ask if you left with a vague queasiness that isn’t quite enough to complain about but definitely enough to say “hmm maybe not this place again” until you forget in a couple years and go “huh some $1 cocktails and mozzarella sticks sound pretty bomb rn”


driftej20

If you told them you love pickle (singular), then for once I cannot blame Applebees.


Calathea_Murrderer

You have your burger upside down fam. Your bun is set to M for mini, when it should’ve been set to W for wumbo


bmore_conslutant

burg actually does look decent for the ol' bees


french_snail

You were sad? Just ask the sever for more pickles? God damn lmao


TennisBallTesticles

Just ask the server for a little cup of pickles, I do it all the time! Applebee's by my house has OUTSTANDING food. The franchise owner and staff have absolutely Impeccable standards. And who would have thought? In an *Applebee's*?? I have taken many friends and family there for meals, and they think it's a joke at first and then have a perfect meal and say "damn! Your guys Applebee's is ON POINT!" It's pretty funny considering the amount of higher end steak houses and seafood restaurants in the area that are completely dead on a weekend, and Applebee's has a 90 minute wait 😂


emtrigg013

I hollered at the single pickle and I hollered at this comment LOL What a great way to start the day. Might not go to Applebee's for lunch though...


SupahflyxD

Where are the bees and apples?


PotatoPete26

Thank God *someone* is asking the important questions


Enflamed_Huevos

Oh my God that patty, did they boil it?


pstone0531

Yeah I was confused by the edges, it looks like the patty was super wet and spread out? Idk haha


Enflamed_Huevos

I've cooked a lot of burgers and what really comes to mind is that they either didn't cook it very long per side, or their flattop wasn't nearly hot enough. Was the temp you ordered correct or not even that?


VapidActualization

It wasn't uncommon during a rush when I worked at bees to see someone nuke a burger or steak in the mic and then sear it on the hottest spot of the flat top. Not saying it's what happened here, just saying know what you're potentially getting at Applebee's lol


Dogekaliber

I worked at Shoney’s for a long time, and we were instructed to use a bottle of water and spray the burger heavily and cover with a metal lid to “steam” the burger- then place a weight on it once you remove the pan off the grill. Never cooked my own that way


Enflamed_Huevos

Well what’s sad is I don’t think they meant to do that here, I think they never pressed the burger onto the flattop, resulting in that gray middle and yet somewhat crispy edges, so it just kinda formed a nasty steam pocket underneath


rustys_shackled_ford

When you ask for extra pickle.


ParkerGuy89

Here's where you fucked up... you went to Applebee's.


KoreKhthonia

How do you fuck up a burger, though? Like, I always figured that if you go to one of those ticky-tacky stuff-on-the-walls pieces-of-flair suburban family restaurants like Applebee's or w/e, burgers are usually one of the safest things to order off their menus.


ParkerGuy89

It's actually pretty amazing how many places can't cook a good burger.


bmore_conslutant

pub burgers are hit or miss smash burgers are pretty hard to fuck up this looks like the latter, and actually looks pretty deec imo


joopityjoop

Idk why restaurants are so stingy with the pickles as if they are a rare commodity.


ICUMF1962

Bubble Bass is that you?


bigby2010

*Crap-lebee’s


Ok-Control-1390

Make sure to leave a 40% tip


hcaoRRoach

Your first mistake was eating at Applebee's


chystatrsoup

That's why I only fuck with Italian Applebee's


10erJohnny

Is that Olive Garden?


[deleted]

I bring my own pickles to restraunts


Propofolklore

If you go to Applebees and expect a good time, you’re going to have a bad time


tennille_24

He definitely french fried when he should have pizza'd


FinalFantasyfan003

They thought that burger was actually a W


LeviathonMt

That is not a W as the bun would indicate


MSwarri0r

They've always sucked imo


gekkogipsy519

Ketchup shouldve said L.


YoloLikeaMofo

And a section of carpet for the burger


Acceptable_Wall4085

And I’ll bet you pulled the bun off it and the ketchup looked like that too. I call bull shit on you.


lambsambwich

The W is for ‘whaaazzzuuuuuup’


Putrid-Builder-3333

Well when go to Applebee's this is to be expected


ImmaculateWeiss

Gotta get the cheap apps at Applebees, sandwiches are never really worth it


KingFernando532

Better than zero. Still a criminally low amount though lol


wai169

Cut up the pickle and spread it evenly on the burger.


Fatherfuckyou

Eating good in the hood


dracomanchego

The burger looks wet because they forgot to remove the cellophane when they microwaved it.


Rare-Bid-6860

"Burger"


Fit_Power4041

I'm surprised they still in business.


Padgetts-Profile

Blame it on the dollaritas baby


PureSteeb

They serve burgers open? im not american/havnt been to "the apple of bees" but most places they serve a burger theyre already closed


cjmc833

It is possible to...open the burger yourself, you know that right? lol


PureSteeb

I know that, mate, thats why im asking id its common in america. Sauce hasnt been smeared from closing and id be surprised if it was added after, not impossible just not common thats for sure or stated otherwise


cjmc833

Oh it’s very common for the sauce to be added by the person- they have bottle of ketchup on the table and you just add it. If you are at fast food like McDonald’s, Burger King etc then the sauces are already on the burger. But a lot of sit down places you add your ketchup once you get the food.


PureSteeb

On ya mate, thanks for not being a dick about it, i saw some peeps downvoted you aswell but legit was asking


RawChickenButt

Just the tip. Of the pickle.


ActualImprovement279

Should have just written an L instead.


Dogekaliber

I was thinking the anarchist A.


AidanJR2011

Did you ask for no pickles, pickles or pickle?


SupernaturalPumpkin

Is that unusual? Most places here you get one, maybe two pickles on a burger. I actually don’t even know why, it’s weird now that I think about it.


ThisIsNotTokyo

A pickle for your trouble


chickenskittles

Normally their food looks better than that, at least as far as I can observe from never having set foot in one! But I had some friends that loved it and the sub was once recommended to me, probably because of this one.


iamgarffi

Weasley house of tricks. Be grateful you got even that 😂


iamgarffi

You eat food with your hands? How barbaric! 😂


Oz347

Bubble bass type shit


ravenfreak

Pickles are disgusting anyways, they ruin burgers.


SummerHoarder

Don't eat it all at once! Like cut it into pieces and spread it around the burger...


CommandWest7471

As a pickle dislkier, Huge W


PdxPhoenixActual

Still too much...


Dubious_Titan

Still too much pickle.


Technical_Emotion_39

Your lucky you got that !


pstone0531

I’m glad I had at least one!!


Important-Outcome-74

YOU'RE YOU ARE Your is possessive. Your cat not my cat.


Glittering-Most-9535

That pickle isn’t single. It has a wife and three baby pickles at home. Or, rather, had.


VinnyVinster

American fast food looks so gross ewwww


Zamrayz

Bruh that restraint literally poisoned *and* scammed you. I'd press charges with this image alone 💀


Pale_Kitsune

I mean...I always ask for no pickles on burgers.


HenryKissingersDEAD

Lmao.. buy some ground beef and a few potatoes and you will have that same meal at home for cheap. Skimpy fries and mediocre burger. I don’t understand why people keep pouring money into these “restaurants” and fasts food.


Opiumthoughts

That’s a sad burger.


overwatchquetion

Bubble bass


tennille_24

W for wack


DaZMan44

Why do people eat this garbage?! 🤢


Suspicious_Abroad424

"Can I get more pickles please? Thank you." 😊


qqqrrrs_

That's too much pickles for me


TheGoldenGooseTurd

Your first mistake was walking into that place thinking they served food


rice_jabroni

Applebees is the worst restaurant in existence. You deserve better. Please stop going there.


Nihil_00_

That's the best one


FCRavens

That’s a slice of pickle A pickle would be a brined cucumber and look peculiar sitting on a hamburger bun


Glassamphibian1

[The new official Grill and Bar of the NFL!](https://www.nfl.com/news/applebee-s-named-official-grill-bar-of-the-national-football-league) And no you didn't read that wrong, they really did make it Grill & Bar


Hoppy_Hessian

r/pickles Grab your pitchforks!


Budzee

Who serves an open faced burger?!


patsfan1061

Look, pickles are in short supply right now…supply chain issues and such…it’s not like you can just stick a cucumber in some brine with spices and make a pickle. Sheesh lol


bs2k2_point_0

That’s fighting words!


Upsetti_Gisepe

The W for the Win aha


SmallSwordfish8289

You lucky you got that tickle eat it and shut up


BaconizeMeCapN

Unless the policy has changed since I worked for the company, the veg set (lettuce, tomato, pickle) are all supposed to go on the side. Partly so the server can make sure it's all there, but mostly to make the plate look "full".


pstone0531

It was all on the burger! The lettuce was super wet and gross and I removed it


Tomekon2011

I think I'm more offended by how boiled that burger looks


Macklemore_hair

The W in ketchup stands for WTF


Queasy_Safe_5266

Be glad they didn't give you a disease.


ShmekelFreckles

All I see here is a big W


[deleted]

They didn’t tuck it in with cheese….


Pure_Geologist51

Ive literally never had a good experience in a apple bees


whirling_cynic

You're at Applebee's...that's the real tragedy here.


Cracker187

Why does anyone purposely go to Applebees?


ApeTypingComments

Nah, you definitely didn't take the other pickles off.


Manburpig

Who goes to Applebee's and expects to get good food? I think you need to reign in your expectations.


blindeshuhn666

That meat looks overdone and dry as well


Slate_711

They have altered the deal. Pray they don’t alter it any further


Sprizys

Still no pickleshhhh!


Old_Poem2736

My how generous


sugoiboy1

That’ll be $30 and oh yeah you better tip!!!


sometipsygnostalgic

This is so funny it's worse than if there was none at all


bongwaterflavor

Have it ever entered your mind that that's all you deserved??


DutchJediKnight

Even McDonalds did 3.


chad_b_foxxx

Classic hamburger there huh?


Megalodon7770

This looks absolutely disgusting 🤮


Froggyotaku

I spent some time to find it. Lol


whydotavi

The Sysco special burger


pickledelbow

That hamburger patty also doubles as steak at Applebeez and I’m not even joking


MulliganPlsThx

That’s the Official Neighborhood Grill of the NFL to you


artpoint_paradox

W


Pony_Express1974

Something that size ain't even a pickle. That's just a taste of a pickle.


RandoorRandolfs

Do you deserve more?


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Ask for more, they’re normally free.


Reasonable_Battle_20

I wouldn’t any of that burger .


Dean0Caddilac

I think you Just orderd a Burger with a single Pickel on IT!


chicosalvador

Sir, this is clearly a Wendy's. Look for the signs.


spaceocean99

My god. People still eat at that hellhole? It’s prison food at best.


OlderAndAngrier

And a fucking weak one


Partyslayer

That burger looks disgusting. Who eats at Applebees? Lol. On the same level as Cracker Barrel.


ddiiibb

All the coupled up pickles were...busy.


GuiltyRabbit6610

Missing the other bun too


TheRapist02

Tge pickel isnt for tase, its for the crunch when biting in it.


Frailgift

I have to applaud how nicely the ketchup was done


TurncoatP

If you don’t like pickles you really got blessed


spogel3

common applebees L


JetstreamGW

Applebee’s was your first mistake.


Iactuallyhateyoufr

They're doing you a favor


personwhodoesnt

musta pissed someone off somehow


Roger6989

That's one too many for me.


EmmagicallyMe

This means war. 😡


BeastM0de1155

You paid for that hockey puck 😂


BeastM0de1155

I worked there during college - you couldn’t pay me enough to eat there.


codenamekidznextdoor

Crapplebees


Puzzleheaded-Round66

I wouldn't expect much from Applebee's. Be glad the burgers not raw.


insaiyan17

What did you expect, multiple pickles??


Aayyyyoooo

So now it’s stupid?😭😭😭 what you 7.5yrs old? Grow up


nevertellya

Subtract points for trying to impersonate a Whataburger


shanster925

The Works: Ketchup, Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle.


rooksterboy

Thats a sad sad burger


OpusAtrumET

The ketchup W makes me wonder if you worked for Wendy's at some point. I did for a couple years and I still make Ws with my ketchup.


Rad_Knight

This would piss off both people who love and hate pickles.


Corporate_Shell

I am upvoting for Applebee's being stupid food, not the si gle pickle.


PostNutAffection

I was at applebees yesterday and said "no pickles" but I had like 5 on my burger....I think they switched our orders


DefrockedWizard1

each pickle slice is an extra dollar /s


CallMeTeff

That's already too much for me. 🤣


sq_visigoth

Nope, its a pickle burger with a large beef patty on it, you so lucky.


JustUrAvgLetDown

Times are hard


AceMac27

A pickle too many!


DisastrousAd447

Guarantee they ran out on the line and the bucket in the walk in hadn't been opened yet lol. I've done this so many times throughout the years in the middle of a chaotic dinner rush. I've never worked at Applebee's but I've cooked my whole life. It's such a pain in the ass to try and open a new bucket of pickles when you're that busy.


Suspicious-Sir-9847

That’s a W for OP


Tricky-Line6646

IT'S BUBBLE BASS


Condescendingfate

Tell me you hate me with out saying you hate me.


Dardzel

And a paltry pickle at that.


ApprehensiveFoot519

😺♥️


Blissfully_

Maybe they were running out or couldn't restock because of the push. Cry some more.


Blade_of_Onyx

So… did you ask for a few more more like a reasonable person would or did you just take pictures and come straight to the Internet to complain to strangers?


Chemistry-27

I literally laughed out loud🙌👏😭


[deleted]

It's one dollar per pickle


antisocialbikepirate

Server got those….


No-Yogurtcloset-8851

At White Castle if you don't say pickle and onion you get none lol


AmazingPINGAS

I see the W and my mind instantly goes to Dr Weird from Aqua Teen


ryaninflames1234

Who puts ketchup on the bottom of their burger?


Standard_Parsley3528

Lol


Commercial-Elk-3031

Smart people wouldn't go to Applebee's


JUGELBUTT

good, pickles ruin anything they touch


boomshiki

And a W of ketchup when it's supposed to be an M


DankeSebVettel

That’s the saddest burger and fries I’ve ever seen