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RoofItchy2471

At least the bacon is cooked


anope4u

And the cheese is melted!


fatkiddown

And the stik is removed.


GiantSpookMan

And Zendaya is Meechee.


Glidder

And the goose is cooked, And the fat is fried


TechnicolorViper

That worried the cat, that killed the rat


AguyOnMedZz

And it looks like anime style cooking, i bet this is what monkey d luffi live for 😀


itownshend17

I love how we all know who this is a jab to without needing to mention his name.


1NS1GN1USPH

Lmao, >!Bayashi?!< Sorry for not knowing, gotta catch up soon LMFAO.


itownshend17

Yup, its him.


isleftisright

Ok i was super confused cause although they are Asian, there was no mention of japanese anything and the sauce they used was Korean. This clears it up Edit: after reading the comments, i realised the sauce was the japanese version of a korean sauce. I usually get the same sauce so i knew it was of korean origin and knew it was spicy af (so not really the typical japanese palate) didnt even consider it could be a japanese version. I can read both japanese and korean and after pausing, the text on the bottle is defo japanese.my bad.


belaGJ

The sauce has a Japanese label…


Tokimori

Buldak sauce is from Korea. https://www.amazon.com/Samyang-Bulldark-Chicken-overseas-shipment/dp/B07LCYY4SK


isleftisright

Apologies. You are correct. I knew the sauce is of korean origin so i sort of assumed it was in its usual korean form. After pausing, i saw that the label is in japanese.


belaGJ

No problem, I was just commenting on why one might expect the video to be from Japan. peace


S3b45714N

I have no idea who you're talking about


EccentricAcademic

I'd not assume that the rice below it isn't contaminated though.


ggg730

Bacon is cooked and filled with all kinds of salt and nitrates and shit. Not really all that much of a concern.


Waddlewop

I think it’s just regular pork belly, bacon looks more cured than that and doesn’t cook to a gray color like normal pork


belaGJ

Yes, this is just thinly sliced pork belly, no curing. Japanese often use it to wrap up stuff like that (esp veggies) (Edited for typo)


PurposeUnfair6350

Porn belly 💀💀💀


ggg730

There is definitely bacon that looks more "fresh" and undercooked bacon can look gray.


Eurynom0s

Also you can safely eat Japanese chicken raw, maybe Japanse pork is the same?


ggg730

Nowadays you can actually eat pork medium rare. With all the antibiotics and the way we farm pork you're probably not gonna get trichinosis from it like in the olden days. Yes you should still probably cook it properly but if it is a bit pink you'll be fine.


Dear_Dimension_6767

Half way the side that was against the rice did not get cookd at all


BackseatCowwatcher

it's definitely a reinterpretation of the Scotch Egg if nothing else.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Oh my. It’s been awhile since I’ve had one of those, but now I’m dying to have one.


manidel97

This comment had me go out and get one for breakfast today.


Jacob_Winchester_

With some Dijon mustard on the side, maybe some spicy pickled red onion?


bsl_questions

English mustard. Not that fr*nch stuff


djbow

Nah it's just a variation of a Tsukune. Meat skewers grilled are a big thing in Japan & in comparison to say the USA this is like making a stupidly huge burger.


Pollowollo

That's what I thought of when they cut it open. Definitely a similar structure.


Titan_GoldFang

God that looks so stupid but I want one nut it needs like a cornbread coating and fried again


ggg730

I thought they were gonna tempura batter that son of a bitch.


Modest1Ace

Stop giving them ideas...


ggg730

If you're gonna go go all the way.


BurmecianSoldierDan

I would definitely love a few slices of this with an ice cold beer


Turn-Ambitious

Stupid as in r/stupidfood


Yeetus_McSendit

NGL this one may be a joke, but Asian Corndog game is on another level.


extremeNosepicker

i would eat that


veebles89

I don't know how Kenty stays so skinny with how much food he eats in his videos, it's crazy


Weird_Church_Noises

Back when I was underweight for a few years, I would regularly eat 2,000-3,000 calorie meals. I just wouldn't eat anything else that day or even for a couple of days. I'm still very thin, but I've learned to eat more regularly rather than like a snake.


Modest1Ace

You won't eat for a couple days? Don't you get foggy headed and hunger pain? And when you say you didn't eat, do you mean just big meals or snacks too?


Weird_Church_Noises

That's one reason I started making myself eat regularly. I wouldn't be able to form coherent thoughts and freak out, then I just realized I was trying to fuel myself off of a large pizza id eaten two days ago. But no, I wouldn't eat snacks. It sounds like a disorder, which it functionally was, but I've just never enjoyed eating. I have a temperamental digestive system and I can get hyperfocused on something for hours without interruption, so eating was always a chore that could ruin my workflow. Also, taste isn't one of my top most fun senses. Like, I get the appeal, but not the fanfare. When I started living on my own, away from family members who'd remind/chide me to eat, I'd just forget. I get occasional hunger pains, but they stop registering after a while, especially when im focused on a task. Then I started having some chronic pain issues after an injury, and I wouldn't eat during a flair up because I didn't want a stomach ache on top of it. I also got into stimulants when I worked nights, and those ruin your appetite. The thing was that I was more or less fine until I started getting into my late twenties, then my body just started telling me to stop. I'm in my early thirties now and if I miss meals for a day, I get the equivalent of a hangover. I'm really into nut and veggie snacks throughout the day.


casualty-of-cool

Wow your situation sounds a lot like mine. I eat once a day (dinner) I also have digestive issues so when I would eat during the day my stomach would get upset and it just derails my entire day. I don’t really get hungry either. Now and then I get that feeling but it doesn’t last very long if it happens at all. I’ll drink water during the day, but that’s about it. Reading your comment was wild to me. I was thinking holy shit this sounds like me.


Give_her_the_beans

Thirding. I was exactly like this until I got my medical marijuana card. Food is something you *had* to do. Taste wasn't really worth the hassle of everything needed to get it in my body. I don't register "hunger" but I would have physical symptoms like the shakes and brain fog. I get "mad" at food in a way ( especially if dinner was frustrating or time consuming to make ), and that also makes it hard to eat, even medicated. My attachment to food isn't dopamine related so it's a chore instead. Thinking of eating would make me sick and eating sometimes made me feel sick too but ya know... Eventually you have to. Late diagnosis autism and ADHD. Which, looking back makes total sense. My mom told me as a toddler, she took me to the doctor multiple times because I just.... wouldn't eat. Even if it's not anything like that I do have to wonder if other people just kinda resent having to eat like I do. I've gotta actually plan something, cook it, and eat it and hope I don't feel bad... Every single day? Ughhhhh. I'm with you. I generally eat one big meal and tons of water. If I do get the shakes or feel bad, I'll heat up rice and tuna with soy and distract myself while I shovel it down so I'm not thinking about having to eat.


mozgomoika

It's so confusing for me. I wish I could just skip meals but I physically can't. My mouth gets so dry and drinking water doesn't help, and yet any thought about food makes me drooling but it doesn't help with xerostomia. Then stomach starts to growl. I also can get dizzy. 99% times I go eat because of these physical indicators and they occur every 3-4 hours...


exponentialism

What if you're busy with other things? If I'm just in the house all day or sitting at a desk doing the same old mundane work, it feels impossible to skip a meal as my mind just keeps coming back to food at the slightest twinge of hunger. But if I'm out and busy or my mind's completely captivated by something, it's like any hunger pangs fade to the background and only sometimes I'm suddenly like "oh wow, I'm *starving*".


graveviolet

Blood sugar lows perhaps? Edit: or high, as it paradoxically increases appetite


SmileParticular9396

I can do the same tbh, just having water / tea maybe some juice for 1-2 days and then have a nice meal to break the fast. I don’t even really do it intentionally I just don’t like feeling overly full and don’t mind a bit of mild hunger. If anything I feel like it makes me feel a bit more mentally sharp especially with a bit of coffee.


RiverFoxstar

Huh, I guess I too eat like a snake, til


Fun-River2387

It never shows him actually swallow anything. I assume he never eats any of it.


Sanssins

He recently posted a video of him straight up running a marathon, he might just be training killer hard + he eats 1x a day or less and we just see those huge meals


Dwip_Po_Po

It’s weird he’s sells a cookbook of what he supposedly makes


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Oh someone is eating...


FigaroNeptune

It’s not if you get hip and knowledgeable to it. You never ACTUALLY see them eating anything. Yes you may see them take a bite but never swallowing. It’s alllll a gimmick.


4BlueBunnies

What about those mukbang channels who eat inhumane portions of food for a video


jerryb2161

I eat close to 3-3.5k calories a day and am still pretty slim. My secret is crippling anxieties. My age is starting to catch up to me though so I've been slowing down on the eating


eddie9958

If you're not extremely active or very huge then 3-3.5k calories would make you gain weight.


jerryb2161

I work in a kitchen so I am pretty sure alot of it is from sweating it out, but seriously my anxiety is really bad. And I'm almost always in fight or flight


PacmanZ3ro

you're just on your feet all day, combined with the active motions of cooking/prep/etc you're burning a shitload of calories.


eddie9958

I understand. I used to be that way. My anxieties got better when I made life changes and got older.


jerryb2161

Mine is starting to come down a little being sober and as I am aging as well. On one hand it's almost a super power at times but it really sucks when I am not doing something that requires concentration


eddie9958

Oh I was gonna say the same thing. Being sober helped a lot. And I feel that too. I'm always trying to stay very busy at all times.


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Oh boy, me too. I used to eat like this and burned through it with pure stress. Pro tip: start shooting insulin now before you realize that your chronic back pain isn't just from poor posture and bad lifts but actually debilitating and permanent nerve damage from diabetic neuropathy. Or don't.


jerryb2161

That is a good point actually I probably should see a doctor it's been awhile


BatDynamite

Have you ever seen him swallow? He doesn't really eat the food, he just takes bites and spits it out (like the vast majority of stupid food content farmers).


dandaman1983

🤮 in the bathroom


Otm_Shank1

Looks like Asian Anne Ramsey.


camptastic_plastic

I knew I couldn’t be the only one that thought it looked like the woman from The Goonies.


Otm_Shank1

It's all I see when I watch it.


JonnyTN

That's the only reason I came to the comments. Throw Momma from the Train was my first thought


MrCrash2U

You don’t have a cousin Paddy.


Gavel99

TACO TOWN!


refleksy

that's what I came to the comments section for.


Drah_Pacid

I read this in Andy Samburgs excited goofy yell


SoberPilots

"Can I eat it now?"


Calm-Requirement-951

Maybe stupid, but i deffo would eat that!!!


ProfitHot5064

would


Small-Explorer7025

Is that buldak sauce?


ToxiCKY

Yes it is, I always have a bottle at home to drizzle over my eggs. Sometimes I'll use it when stir frying. It's delicious!


TurboKid513

Omg the hair I cant


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I was expecting them to deep fry it too as if it wasn't enough like all of these cooking TikTok videos...


Kattfiskmoo

*Korean. At least the sauce is. And I know Korea has a lot of weird versions of American food due to the American presence since the 50s. E.g My local Korean restaurant sells corn dogs (in the UK) Edit: Apparently it is Kenty_cook, a Japanese Youtuber.


FirstStooge

It is Kenty_cook, a Japanese Youtuber


asjj14

You wouldn't take just one bite of that? A teeny tiny bite.


SouthernApple60

Wait no, I actually really like this youtuber. He’s a real sweet guy and never waste food! Edit: Because I can’t fucking spell


sol_sleepy

*waste


autistic_bard444

meatloaf on a stick


FlirtMonsterSanjil

I would eat that and be happy with myself afterwards


DickMcLongCock

I hate this guys videos. He needs to lose the bowl cut, nobody looks good with a bowl cut.


Crewarookie

Okay but like...less rice, no beef on top, and maybe some breading on top of cheese + fry it to get a crispy outer crust and it's a great part of a very tasty and filling meal. I'd get a fresh salad of some sort on the side and it'd be just MUAH 🤌 It is a very tasty meal as is shown in the vid already but I think we can all agree that that layer of beef is totally unnecessary.


goldzunny87

So much He is eating, why is he not fat like a hell?


Pristine-Dingo9009

He shows in multiple videos that he runs a LOT. he runs in marathons and such.


Particular-Charity84

No egg?


flyingpeter28

That's the shitiest beef wellington excuse I've ever seen


swonstar

I'd wrap the bacon and cheese around the hot dog and cook, then the rice. Get a really crispy rice coating. Then made by a spicy pork sausage or chorizo instead of the groundbeef


Novel_Durian_1805

WOULD!


Flock-of-bagels2

Share it with like 15 people Jesus


animal_luv333

this if food you can only eat once cuz then u die of a heart attack later


hablagated

I'm shitting my pants 30 seconds after eating this


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Is that his mom


Nutsack892

Wouldn’t finish, but would eat


suck_my_jargon

I am drunk as shit and even I threw up in my mouth a little watching that.


Joaoreturns

Is it allowed in Japan? I mean, they're not japanese, are they? Don't they get death sentence in Japan for eating bad food?


Cutthechitchata-hole

What was the name of that YouTube show where they made ridiculous concoctions like this? "I'm the sauce bauss!"


ElectronicTrade7039

Hot dogs and rice actually work well together.


implaying

I didn't know disguised toast doing mukbang 😂


Dramatic_Rest_829

It's definitely stupid, but GD, and this might be the weed talking, does it look delicious.


Excellent-Captain-74

never had corn dog before? This is just variation


bstnbrewins814

Dude in black looks like the old lady from The Goonies


navght

Needs a runny egg


yermom90

I'd eat it at least once.


Cheerful2_Dogman210x

I would eat that.


Epidurality

This... Would taste incredibly bland.


miyoketba

I very quickly went from "what? that's fine" to "dear god stop already"


Bismothe-the-Shade

Sure the food is stupid, but JFC I severely dislike these YouTubers and their absolutely awful haircuts and mannerisms.


luckystrikeenjoyer

At first I thought it just looked like a nice, if calorie dense snack. Then they added 20 slices of cheese and a kilo of ground meat


bingusthebrave

That’s gotta be a wig


Reddbearddd

Dude looks like the gangster mom from The Goonies.


FinnoNr1

Oh that wasn't that ba- no no no NO NO NO NONONOOOOO


RandomParableCreates

At least anyone can live the American ~~dream~~! Also that's like 90% fat and 10% rice


Xeon713

Wimp. Didn't use the extra hot Buldak. Get on it!


JohnDaBapTits

At least 8 courics


thepcpirate

Is that the bandit lady from the goonies?


japzone

I was into this until the cheese and beef came out. It's just too big at that point. I'd rather things be split into sides at that point.


Marzetty23

It's kind of stupid, but not horrible On a side note though, OP, I fucking love your username lol


5StarGoldenGoose

Why he look like the bad guy from Despicable Me and she look like the bad guy from the Goonies?


Tahjiri

Dem boys chomping a mega glizzy oh naaaah


Timithios

I'd have eaten it before the burger.


WakingUpScared

This is the first thing I've seen on here I would actually buy.


KanazawaBR

Well, its a least a replacement for a me- oh. They did not have to add all that much


isayokandthatsok

I just had nightmares


-Glitched_Bricks-

Is it wrong I actually would love to eat that?


suesing

This is not Japanese food. It’s made for Americans.


Papaver_S

The person on the right looks like Mama Fratelli from the Goonies to me.


OrcaFins

I was wondering whatever happened to Ma Fratelli from the Goonies.


SnooKiwis2962

No way in hell does the rice contribute positively at all


Commercial-Elk-3031

Funny thing is they aren't really Japanese .


PicklesAreMyFriends

Not the worst thing I've seen, probably quite dry though


basedfinger

effects of US cultural hegemony


jedi65-

Should've stopped after the bacon wrapped


OGjoshwaz

To be honest that looked bangin, idk why its on this sub


Hurricat2007

These always only get bad once they start adding the cheese


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nosoykl12joseph

Why does every stupid food have huge amounts of cheese?


Right-Sky-4005

Live Love Laio


Bitter_Internal_3765

I would eat that during a bulk


Junior-Bookkeeper218

Looks like it would be cold and the cheese must have a gross texture on the inside


mortetekk

Anything above the bacons is shit


route54

Why is dude on the right wearing a wig? Wat


Singularity-Dragon

this is one of the better ones, looks edible and enjoyable, just looks like you’re not gonna enjoy the after


TimmyPaperStacks

This actually looks tasty...get a better quality cheese that goes well with the other ingredients (or maybe like a scrambled egg instead of the cheese,) and I think it would be really good....


UnderstandingJaded13

Man, at least they didn't deep fry it. That looks good, put some side veggies and we are good


OCDGeeGee

This guy makes me cringe.


FlakyViolinist2303

A couple of dipshits.


KateC12345

All I see is Vector and cannot focus on the food.


kacythedogmeat

I see what that fat guy did there!


YodaHood_0597

I don’t deem the food as stupid food at all, until I see all the excessive cheese.


1SupremeMind-Money

Dude … what … the … fu


ibeezindatrapp

The wig is sending me


Dear_Regret_8517

no.


Eamonsieur

>Japanese These boys are Korean


xBlack_Heartx

🤢🤮


DarkFracturedGod

Honestly... there's very few of these... but I'd try it. I'd go on some fat people shit that day and have a blast 😂


BlackwolfNy718

I'd try it.


inter71

Too much rice.


PsionicKitten

That is so violently American, regardless of who made it.


BionicTriforce

The bad guy from Despicable Me got into food videos, huh?


superjj18

Still less calories than a 2 liter of soda and a bag of chips(iunno probably?)


OnoALT

Looks disgusting. Those 7-11 wieners aren’t good in the first place.


invisible2alll

Deep fry that bitch, and it becomes a carnival snack. Fatass's (I hope i spelled that right but not entirely sure) all over America will pay anything for this heartattack.


Soofadalooka

scrump-dillery-fuckin-icious


TheEgg41

Do you just- die at that point?


Azikt

Needs battering and deep frying.


PresentClear1468

Should these types of videos be in stupid foods considering it's a blatant attempt of making a ridiculous food.


yesimeannomaybeyes

Glad to see the mum from the goonies made it out of jail to focus on stupid food.


Aggravating_Class_17

This hair must be discussed. I cannot rest until big dudes hair is conversed upon ad nauseum. What...I mean there are mirrors, and I understand things but, why would.... Would no one mention at any point, or was it a dare or a lost bet, or what happened at what point of development led to...I just think, motivation for this would be...idk. I was tired, and then I saw this dude shake his head one time, and now I'm just gonna read for a bit and ponder things. Existential


FoxSound23

It's a decent concept but the layers are wayyy too thick. I'd put way less meat and maybe somewhere else in the stack of this monstrosity of a 'corndog'.


fjhforever

It was good with the rice and the bacon. The rest is just overkill.


Hirotrum

what is this genre of food? Literally NOTHING but protein and grains. See it a lot here


toolsoftheincomptnt

Gross


twiloph

Why do they have to make those stupid gimmicks with bleeps and bloops


the_milk_guy123

This the is equivalent of brain rot but food instead


ldnoli

jesus, that looks like an abortion


that0neguy456

The artery annhilater


Competitive_Lie2628

Ah what the hell, I'll take two


Broad_Importance_436

I'm probably gonna sound mean when I say this, but why does the guy on the left look like Vector from Despicable Me if he came from the Moon and went down into China 😂🤣.


JackBattell

Korean btw


SumFatCommie

Objectively stupid. Probably delicious.


TheVengeful148320

Okay wait hang on. I like the concept, it just needs some additional thought. When you take away the hotdog and the cheese it's basically a meatloaf with bacon in it and everything not mixed together which I know makes it not a meatloaf but you get the picture. Could be good if done right.


patientOwl01

seasoning?


Joy1067

Damn…..that actually looks pretty good


AAKurtz

Korean


oouttatime

Damn I'm Stupid.


loganedwards

It would look even stupider in my belly!


TriforceShiekah16

Disregarding the food for a second, someone needs to have a little chat with their barbers.


Minute_Engineer2355

Looking like the turd Randy dropped in South Park.


Superseaslug

I mean I'd eat it if a friend made that for me.