If they were frozen first they might last. I watched a demo on how they deep fry ice cream, the ice cream has to be some unbelievably ridiculously below freezing temp.
So this style is extreeeeemely common in FB videos that it tries to suggest to me.
Can someone explain why?
Like as a hyperbolic example you'll have a guy and his wife excitedly explaining how they just found a cool new way of tying your shoelaces and there's like ten minutes of "We're about to show you the coolest new way...check this out okay...these are shoelaces okay you got to get ready...okay I'm so excited here we go...so these are shoelaces okay we took green this time...you won't believe this" and on and on and on. And this is never satire. Why? Just fucking why?
FB wants a 10 minute minimum on videos so it pays out better. If you see a video on FB that is 10 min + some change, just know it's bait. Well, all FB videos are bait.
It's actually sad.
They are so desperate to become famous as something, anything, that they make up bullshit like this just to have something 'unique' for themselves. This whole 'Look at that.' 'Beautiful.' is their attempt of mimicking what they see online, copying famous TikTokchefs that made it. But you NEED something unique, something thats creative, that you can go viral with. But in their attempt do they only realize how uncreative, how little imagination they really have. So - this abomination is created, sold as 'Beautiful. Oh my god. Perfect.'
Also most of those I am absolutely certain they are making it for the first time and try to sell every aspect of it as planned. They just HAVE to make it up on the go because they lack the determination to actually learn something substantial. They only do it for the money.
Saddest creatures on this planetary zoo.
He was originally on a chopped kids special and was one of the first TikTok chefs. The problem is the content is consumed so fast and it's so short you need to constantly keep producing content. It's why reaction vids are so popular for long time content creators and food reviewers.
But eventually, everyone ends up putting out bullshit like this
Which wouldn't be so bad if they sold it as them trying something that might fail instead of some recipe they've been working on forever and make all the time.
They try to make it appear as if this is some tried and true recipe to try at home. They would probably get tons of viewers if they would just make live streams where they try something off the wall like this. Fans would probably love the fails more than successes and in their fucking around might even stumble upon the next big thing. Instead they do this stupid shit.
I'm with you. If he just said something like, "I know this is odd but let's see what happens," I'd probably feel better about it. Yeah it's kind of fun to see what would happen if you tried deep frying gummy bears... But don't pretend you're being serious.
I would actually watch someone with a stream like that. Serious stuff but then have fun, crazy ideas that you live stream with an audience to share in the fun of experimenting. You'd never run out of ideas because your viewers would give you tons of crazy ideas. Not only do you have content but then you get to say things like "Today's crazy idea comes from viewer ButtholeCumBucket69 and we will be seeing what happens when we try to make a ground beef Dulche de Leche."
Doing some market research here. Would you be willing to watch a channel that does purely fusion dishes? Like each video is dedicated to taking to different cultures foods and mashing them together somehow? For example, Korean style spicy chicken empanadas, or deep fried gefilte fish?
Fusion cooking is always fun especially if it's stuff that is new and might actually taste good. Going to come down to how entertaining and informative the channel is.
I was thinking this after seeing his reaction at the end. It looked like he didn't like it. If he was honest and was like, 'You know what, this is terrible, don't do this.' It could possibly be a hit.
Part of me is glad these people are doing crazy bullshit with food. It may lead to something new and good.
I'm sure 100s of years ago people looked at the people strangely that found out 50+ ways to make eggs or what to put them in the same way we look at these weird concoctions in these videos.
People probably tried some weird stuff before they got to how chicken cordon Bleu. But they put some ham in chicken with cheese and eventually came out good.
These content creators will make something amazing and tasty someday. Probably not this video though
Hard disagree. People hundreds of years ago were actually trying to develop new cuisine.
This shit today is just to get clicks, they don’t give a shit if it’ll work or not, in fact they count on it being nasty for the comment engagement.
Cherry cake mix, with a box of instant banana pudding.
Used milk instead of water and butter instead of oil.
Brownie like texture with gummy and cherry topping.
Turned out pretty good.
Will I ever make it a second time? Probably not.
I’d say you eat like this because you don’t have health care. In Germany the mandatory health insurance is lobbying against obesity.
The big cooperations make a loss if they have to pay for insulin and stuff
Disgusting. Don’t these empty calorie gummy bears have enough sugar in them without deep frying them. This guy is just looking for attention. I do like his gadget for gauging the temperature of the oil though.
Looks like an infrared thermometer. If you look into getting one, make sure you get the right type, i.e. many of the ones meant for healthcare (at least the cheaper ones that flooded the market during the start of COVID) don't read temperatures high enough for cooking range, and vice versa.
I dunno, to everyone saying this is rage bait, I’m not so sure. Yes he mixed the batter poorly but at least this resembles a dish a human would eat and involved actual cooking and isn’t just “throw as much shit in a casserole dish as possible and get my hands messy for fetish points.”
This is so sad. I actually followed him in his early days and his contents were really good. Good explanations, great dishes and he looked happy cooking back then.
Now my last hope is Joshua Kwoowk. They're still producing good videos and I hope the media can appreciate that instead of this.
The batter wasn't even mixed all the way, get a fucking beater! You dunk one bear at a time, not all of them. Why, why the rainbow sprinkles?? Wtf man!
I love when they take a bite and immediate cut away, probably because they spat it out or pulled a face. At least this one he did take a bite instead of just leaning in and mugging it
I have this punchface dumbass in my Facebook feed every god damned day. I loathe his shit. Half of his content is stuff like this and the other half is where he acts as if hed fucking invented an air fryer.
That's not how you make batter for a deep fryer. It's supposed to be dry. You wet the gummies and then coat them in the batter.
Source - I used to manage a sea food restaurant that won best seafood batter of the year in the atlantic seafood festival.
Yeah I was really confused by that too. Usually an egg wash (though I can see why he didn't do that with gummy bears).
Beer batter is put on wet though, so is pancake batter. Pancake batter would work well for this I think.
Oh, so this was made for children.
"Gummy bear fritters — yes, you heard me say that right..." Plus, the poor stirring, the not-even-boiling-oil, the weird aloofness with everything else.
Children's entertainer. 100%.
I have two problems with it. Gumminess with the batter doesn't seem like an appetizing texture; soft mixed with chewy. Secondly, the batter is really poorly mixed.
i don't know, man. last week i took a pack of those blue/pink bottles and melted them in the sun. they became a mass of purple goo and it made strings everywhere. was fun to eat. i think the gummy bears would act the same
Can the camera person stop moving for one fucking second? Jesus Christ. This is absolutely perfect material for the sub but like, come the fuck on camera person, do better.
The sad part is he used to make real actual good looking food. Then ever since he ‘went viral’ he joined the ranks of wasting food and rage bait. It’s such a shame
I was optimistic this was just gonna be basically a doughnut with a stupid topping inside, but no its a greasy lump of dough and probably tastes like crap
I mean... *ackshually* that would be considered a gummy bear fritter... lol not that it makes it any less awful.
What annoys me more in videos like this is people talking in circles about what they're going to do for an eternity before they actually do anything. These are gummy bears! Look, see? Gummy bears. Gummy bears. We're gonna fry them. This is oil. You fry stuff in oil. The oil is hot. Hot oil for frying. Were gonna put the gummy bears in the oil and fry them.. BRO WE GET IT! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS WHAT FRYING IS! JUST STFU AND PUT EM IN THERE MY FUCKING GODDDD.
Yes, lol, ik it's rage bait but God damn.. they get me every time.
At least the video ended before he could give the big eyed expression at the end where they all pretend like their abortion creation tastes good.
“MMMM YEAH! OMG YOU GUYSSS!”
I fucking hate of this video is filmed.
the idea could work, I've seen shit like this at fairs. buy fuck if this video does not make me want to punch them in the fucking face.
I deep fried FROZEN gummy bears in an extra think pancake batter a long time ago. With foods like this and, like cheesecake, it has to be frozen or you WILL mess it up. Room temp, filter and change your oil. That all looks like shit.
Granted, I watched this without audio, but I can't help and feel like this guy knew it was stupid and he's actually satirizing people who make these kind of stupid food videos.
This motherfucker likely couldn't ever get past the :▪︎set the time▪︎: part of microwave oven training; he asked his mom to teach him how to make it turn certain things hot and good to eat but she scoffed "don't be silly ask our oven butler that's what we pay him for!" So he asked the oven guy and the oven guy said "whoakid slowdown your folks hired me as their oven guy looks like yall need a microwave person too huh? I got a few colleagues let me know if that's somethin y'all want in the meantime don't you be tryin to cook anything with any of the peasant kitchen machines!"
This is the true story of how little Tommy TikToker ignored what all the big stupid doodoohead grownups told him and he razed his family's $15.8M suburban Chicago estate while attempting the 'Gummy Worm Challenge'
Bro needs to learn how to stir
I have an Irish aunt more mixed than that batter.
Holy shit that was funny
Dear Lord.
Mixed with the other marriageable group of people: Italians
Seriously scrape the sides of the damn bowl
"That looks perfect." Sure, if you like your batter lumpy as shit.
A *little* more moisture …proceeds to dump an extra cup in
Stir?? This calls for whisky business.
And learn that thermometer is reading the temperature of the bottom of the pan, and not the oil
He also has too much oil in that pot, also it looks like olive oil…
Anddddd all the gummy bears pretty much melted out and burned in the fryer. Stupid and sad.
I feel sad for that particular red gummy bear which was used as demo. He died lonely death.
Brother, they all do.
That goes back to the forgot to stir thing.
If they were frozen first they might last. I watched a demo on how they deep fry ice cream, the ice cream has to be some unbelievably ridiculously below freezing temp.
Sprinkles for fun?
Cooking is no-nonsense
The cameraman is making me nauseous
All his videos are like this it’s a super annoying video style and he just constantly repeats himself the whole time so annoying
So this style is extreeeeemely common in FB videos that it tries to suggest to me. Can someone explain why? Like as a hyperbolic example you'll have a guy and his wife excitedly explaining how they just found a cool new way of tying your shoelaces and there's like ten minutes of "We're about to show you the coolest new way...check this out okay...these are shoelaces okay you got to get ready...okay I'm so excited here we go...so these are shoelaces okay we took green this time...you won't believe this" and on and on and on. And this is never satire. Why? Just fucking why?
I hate it! And one of the spouses always says “wow!”. The video is 10 min with 1.2 min of actual content, which is also stupid content.
FB wants a 10 minute minimum on videos so it pays out better. If you see a video on FB that is 10 min + some change, just know it's bait. Well, all FB videos are bait.
It's actually sad. They are so desperate to become famous as something, anything, that they make up bullshit like this just to have something 'unique' for themselves. This whole 'Look at that.' 'Beautiful.' is their attempt of mimicking what they see online, copying famous TikTokchefs that made it. But you NEED something unique, something thats creative, that you can go viral with. But in their attempt do they only realize how uncreative, how little imagination they really have. So - this abomination is created, sold as 'Beautiful. Oh my god. Perfect.' Also most of those I am absolutely certain they are making it for the first time and try to sell every aspect of it as planned. They just HAVE to make it up on the go because they lack the determination to actually learn something substantial. They only do it for the money. Saddest creatures on this planetary zoo.
His content was actually pretty decent when he first started out. But he's sadly become one of them.
He was originally on a chopped kids special and was one of the first TikTok chefs. The problem is the content is consumed so fast and it's so short you need to constantly keep producing content. It's why reaction vids are so popular for long time content creators and food reviewers. But eventually, everyone ends up putting out bullshit like this
Which wouldn't be so bad if they sold it as them trying something that might fail instead of some recipe they've been working on forever and make all the time. They try to make it appear as if this is some tried and true recipe to try at home. They would probably get tons of viewers if they would just make live streams where they try something off the wall like this. Fans would probably love the fails more than successes and in their fucking around might even stumble upon the next big thing. Instead they do this stupid shit.
I'm with you. If he just said something like, "I know this is odd but let's see what happens," I'd probably feel better about it. Yeah it's kind of fun to see what would happen if you tried deep frying gummy bears... But don't pretend you're being serious.
I would actually watch someone with a stream like that. Serious stuff but then have fun, crazy ideas that you live stream with an audience to share in the fun of experimenting. You'd never run out of ideas because your viewers would give you tons of crazy ideas. Not only do you have content but then you get to say things like "Today's crazy idea comes from viewer ButtholeCumBucket69 and we will be seeing what happens when we try to make a ground beef Dulche de Leche."
Doing some market research here. Would you be willing to watch a channel that does purely fusion dishes? Like each video is dedicated to taking to different cultures foods and mashing them together somehow? For example, Korean style spicy chicken empanadas, or deep fried gefilte fish?
Fusion cooking is always fun especially if it's stuff that is new and might actually taste good. Going to come down to how entertaining and informative the channel is.
I was thinking this after seeing his reaction at the end. It looked like he didn't like it. If he was honest and was like, 'You know what, this is terrible, don't do this.' It could possibly be a hit.
I actually really enjoyed the older stuff and followed a couple recipes. But, clout, influence, views etc are what the kids obsess over these days
He must be trying to bounce back. He was popular on tik tok a few years ago and actually seemed to have a lot more potential than what we see here.
Part of me is glad these people are doing crazy bullshit with food. It may lead to something new and good. I'm sure 100s of years ago people looked at the people strangely that found out 50+ ways to make eggs or what to put them in the same way we look at these weird concoctions in these videos. People probably tried some weird stuff before they got to how chicken cordon Bleu. But they put some ham in chicken with cheese and eventually came out good. These content creators will make something amazing and tasty someday. Probably not this video though
Hard disagree. People hundreds of years ago were actually trying to develop new cuisine. This shit today is just to get clicks, they don’t give a shit if it’ll work or not, in fact they count on it being nasty for the comment engagement.
OP should apologize for no sound
Hahaha I forgot to put the volume up on the media, however I don't think that's apology we need after watching this abomination
I'm usually more happy when there is no sound in this sub. Because most of them makes it even worse lol
Same. I have to watch a video all the way through one time to see if I want to listen to the volume the second time
Probably for the best tbh
Nah Ima give ‘em a pass on this one. Dude seems annoying af
You should be thanking him you don't need to listen to this douchebag talk
Worst thing I’ve ever don’t to a bag of gummy bears. Was to melt them in a double boiler, then topped a cake with it and some maraschino cherries.
How was it? Sickly sweet?
Cherry cake mix, with a box of instant banana pudding. Used milk instead of water and butter instead of oil. Brownie like texture with gummy and cherry topping. Turned out pretty good. Will I ever make it a second time? Probably not.
Fuck that camera work, that's just nauseous.
This is clearly just rage bait to generate views.
Welcome to r/stupidfood . First time here?
Seems to be working.
Bro didnt need to say "we are gonna fry the fummy bears" so many times. Just fucking fry the bears my dude.
I audibly said "get on with it!" after the second time and he still hasn't tried them
Healthiest snack served at the Texas State Fair
250 is at least a hundred degrees too low for proper frying of anything that you don't want to be completely soaked in grease
Someone said we Americans eat like we have free healthcare and this video proves it
I’d say you eat like this because you don’t have health care. In Germany the mandatory health insurance is lobbying against obesity. The big cooperations make a loss if they have to pay for insulin and stuff
I was joking initially in my comment. Also cool name, I'm an engineer myself
I‘m not an engineer yet. But I’m gonna be
Americans don't actually eat like this lol.
When I worked in a kitchen I got stoned and made Swedish fish candied bacon. It was halfway decent in the moment. This is just disgusting.
I am not eating this.
That’s just diarrhoea
The best is how they always end the videos right as they’re trying it. Don’t want to catch the gag face lol.
Hopefully he gets rid of the grease correctly by pouring it down his sink.
Disgusting. Don’t these empty calorie gummy bears have enough sugar in them without deep frying them. This guy is just looking for attention. I do like his gadget for gauging the temperature of the oil though.
How does frying them add sugar?
Looks like an infrared thermometer. If you look into getting one, make sure you get the right type, i.e. many of the ones meant for healthcare (at least the cheaper ones that flooded the market during the start of COVID) don't read temperatures high enough for cooking range, and vice versa.
Revolting is the word that comes to mind. Also that oil after the fry, please never enter a kitchen ever again
I put chamoy and tajin on mine.
Dudes face always looks like he is straining on the toilet.
TODAY I WILL BE FRYING A FAMILY OF BEARS!!! (#l#i#k#e #a#n#d #s#u#b#s#c#r#i#b#e
I dunno, to everyone saying this is rage bait, I’m not so sure. Yes he mixed the batter poorly but at least this resembles a dish a human would eat and involved actual cooking and isn’t just “throw as much shit in a casserole dish as possible and get my hands messy for fetish points.”
It never shows them swallowing and smiling after. They could just spit it out.
That is not how you batter things
This is so sad. I actually followed him in his early days and his contents were really good. Good explanations, great dishes and he looked happy cooking back then. Now my last hope is Joshua Kwoowk. They're still producing good videos and I hope the media can appreciate that instead of this.
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
You've more than a repost to apologise for
A bad idea executed badly.
In the end he should have just tossed it into the trash bin.
The batter wasn't even mixed all the way, get a fucking beater! You dunk one bear at a time, not all of them. Why, why the rainbow sprinkles?? Wtf man!
I just wanted to see the house burn down.
Huh, he said he was going to deep fry them in several different ways within the first 20 seconds.
I love when they take a bite and immediate cut away, probably because they spat it out or pulled a face. At least this one he did take a bite instead of just leaning in and mugging it
Guhross
I have this punchface dumbass in my Facebook feed every god damned day. I loathe his shit. Half of his content is stuff like this and the other half is where he acts as if hed fucking invented an air fryer.
“if you are going to be frying a gummy bear” sir i have never even considered it and i don’t think i ever would’ve
There will forever be a strong urge to just smack people that do this shit. Like just banned from cooking for life.
Ah yes. I too love deep fried unicorn puke.
Coming to a State Fair near you ...
dude just wasted a gallon of oil for this small abomination
I'll allow it, but only for fourth of July where weird American shit is expected
I’m just upset that he crowded his pan, oil temp is gonna drop fast, my guy
You can't do that!!! I love gummy bears just the way are. Why do you have to ruin them.
That's not how you make batter for a deep fryer. It's supposed to be dry. You wet the gummies and then coat them in the batter. Source - I used to manage a sea food restaurant that won best seafood batter of the year in the atlantic seafood festival.
Yeah I was really confused by that too. Usually an egg wash (though I can see why he didn't do that with gummy bears). Beer batter is put on wet though, so is pancake batter. Pancake batter would work well for this I think.
It might not be the *ideal* way to make batter for deep frying, but it's not unheard of. Tempura batter is similar to this, for instance.
Really? I've had tempura a lot and never knew it was wet before deep frying. Tastes good too.
Oh, so this was made for children. "Gummy bear fritters — yes, you heard me say that right..." Plus, the poor stirring, the not-even-boiling-oil, the weird aloofness with everything else. Children's entertainer. 100%.
ok the guy is stupid but the food doesn't look THAT bad
Its literally just funnel cake with gummy bears in it.
I have two problems with it. Gumminess with the batter doesn't seem like an appetizing texture; soft mixed with chewy. Secondly, the batter is really poorly mixed.
reddit moment
Right it’s lowkey like fried oreos and people eat them up. But the thought of a hot gummy bear makes it little disgusting.
i don't know, man. last week i took a pack of those blue/pink bottles and melted them in the sun. they became a mass of purple goo and it made strings everywhere. was fun to eat. i think the gummy bears would act the same
Stuff like Snickers bars and Oreos don't melt like gummie though.
This guy thinks he's Jamie Oliver lmao
Use a fucking whisk you gummy bastard
What has our society come to?
Dr. Hans Riegel from Bonn would like to have a word with this guy!
Those aren't THE gummy bears from the Amazon reviews are they? Someone's in for a bad time after eating that
It doesn’t look that bad bro. The only problem I have with this is how he barely stirs it at all.
God he’s annoying
Why did he throw a gummy bear there for no reason? And why he wasted all the gummy bears?
Wow, there are really some people who will do anything, I mean Anything just to get any views
This guy just makes dumb shit as rage bait, it’s not worth watching or paying attention to.
I SWEAR my gf would LOVE this. Especially with the sprinkles. And no, she’s 27 years old.
I would rather a deep fried ice
no audio either
People who do stupid shit like this don't deserve those beautiful kitchens.
Can the camera person stop moving for one fucking second? Jesus Christ. This is absolutely perfect material for the sub but like, come the fuck on camera person, do better.
Straight to jail
Is there anything those tik tok idiots didn't try to deep fry?
I'm eating gummy bears rn and then I see this......
Audio?
He should be arrested
Why do you give them a stage?
As long as they're not making money off FB or tiktok and we take the piss mate
I think there’s a reason it ends before he reacts to the first bite.
That’s the type of shit that a 3year old would
If you've gotta' skim slag off the top of your oil, maybe you should think again about what you're frying.
He literally battered sugar with extra steps.
Oh I hate that guy. The voice and stupid food combo always kills me. And he takes SOO LONG TO TALKKKK. Ugh, just no!
DISGUSTING🤮
This look like some shit a 90's cartoon super-villain would eat
TikTok will be the downfall of humanity
Gummy bear pakoras!
The sad part is he used to make real actual good looking food. Then ever since he ‘went viral’ he joined the ranks of wasting food and rage bait. It’s such a shame
What an idiot
Are we as Americans too fat?…hold my beer!
Blud needs to be arrested not only for stupid food, but also for excitedly killing a gummy family
Fuck this guy.
Can't hear anything
Is this a conspiracy to make people unhealthy and stoopid?
"gummy bears sweet hearttttt"
I was optimistic this was just gonna be basically a doughnut with a stupid topping inside, but no its a greasy lump of dough and probably tastes like crap
What the hell did I just watch?
I despise this whole video.
This really is stupid. Or sad... Depends on your ability to still associate influencers with living beings.
This guy is such a dick.
What an asshole
the egg yolk on the side of the bowl is screaming out in pain.
Incredibly super fruity
I put some shit in batter in hot oil, and it fried *surprised pikachu*
I looks like the chicken from Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
Video has no sound though
Ok but a Gummi bear fritter would slap to try once.
Is it bad to say that with a sweeter batter and some better cooking process he might be onto something
Even with out the sound I can tell it’s one of those miserable pathetic Facebook videos that takes 12 minutes to GET TO THE FUCKIG POINT!
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
Bro does not know how to finish a sentence
It’s not always just the food that’s stupid.
I don’t like fried food to begin with and this is definitely not appealing!
Why are mfers deep frying in gas ranges, it's like you wanna combust
just put the bowl together with the mix lol
I mean this as a serious question, what the fuck is with every “cook” out here deep frying literally everything???
I mean... *ackshually* that would be considered a gummy bear fritter... lol not that it makes it any less awful. What annoys me more in videos like this is people talking in circles about what they're going to do for an eternity before they actually do anything. These are gummy bears! Look, see? Gummy bears. Gummy bears. We're gonna fry them. This is oil. You fry stuff in oil. The oil is hot. Hot oil for frying. Were gonna put the gummy bears in the oil and fry them.. BRO WE GET IT! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS WHAT FRYING IS! JUST STFU AND PUT EM IN THERE MY FUCKING GODDDD. Yes, lol, ik it's rage bait but God damn.. they get me every time.
Got to be an easier way to win a heart attack..
Jesus loves you ❤️
r/killthecameraman
At least the video ended before he could give the big eyed expression at the end where they all pretend like their abortion creation tastes good. “MMMM YEAH! OMG YOU GUYSSS!”
Could be good though?
I fucking hate of this video is filmed. the idea could work, I've seen shit like this at fairs. buy fuck if this video does not make me want to punch them in the fucking face.
I cannot believe I just watched this entire stupid experiment.
Ah yes. My favourite. Cooking videos where you don't see them eat what they've made. Very trustworthy, 10/10, would fry gummy bears again
Methheads look pretty clean these days.
🤢🤮
NOOOOOOOOO not deep frying gummy bears wtaf dude NO
I deep fried FROZEN gummy bears in an extra think pancake batter a long time ago. With foods like this and, like cheesecake, it has to be frozen or you WILL mess it up. Room temp, filter and change your oil. That all looks like shit.
Annnnd video ends right at the moment the "cook" takes the first bite
When it started I was sure he was just going to deep fry the gummy bears directly. So anything after was an improvement
Granted, I watched this without audio, but I can't help and feel like this guy knew it was stupid and he's actually satirizing people who make these kind of stupid food videos.
I’m nauseous
Why did it take him forever to do anything?
i wanna go inside this video and bitch slap him
I hate this guy so much but I can’t help but watching everytime 🤦🏻♂️
zack cho be taking notes rn
Now i understand why Satan told me he will destroy this world
What a punchable face
This motherfucker likely couldn't ever get past the :▪︎set the time▪︎: part of microwave oven training; he asked his mom to teach him how to make it turn certain things hot and good to eat but she scoffed "don't be silly ask our oven butler that's what we pay him for!" So he asked the oven guy and the oven guy said "whoakid slowdown your folks hired me as their oven guy looks like yall need a microwave person too huh? I got a few colleagues let me know if that's somethin y'all want in the meantime don't you be tryin to cook anything with any of the peasant kitchen machines!" This is the true story of how little Tommy TikToker ignored what all the big stupid doodoohead grownups told him and he razed his family's $15.8M suburban Chicago estate while attempting the 'Gummy Worm Challenge'
Why am i in this subreddit? 🤦
I’m so pregnant I’d try a bite
“Gummy family, if you will…” What? WHAT?!? No, I will not. F’ off dude.
I'd eat the whole bowl of gummies in ten minutes.
What an absolute waste of brain molecules
Sound was taken out for our benefit. My thanks for that.
God I hate this planet.