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Fragrant-Insurance53

Friendly reminder that Keith Richards wanted to stab Donald Trump back in the 80s


SuitableDragonfly

Lots of people hated Trump in the 80s. Sesame Street even created a whole minor character just to make fun of him.


zuma15

Spy Magazine was making fun of him and reporting extensively what a horrible person he was too. They coined the phrase "short-fingered vulgarian" when referring to him as well.


Citizentoxie502

MAD magazine constantly made fun of him through out the 80s and 90s. No body can claim they didn't know he was, has been, and always will be a huge joke. Current Affair was always talking about his gross gaudy ass being extra tacky, so everyone also knew his idea of rich was just gold plated everything.


zuma15

Yeah I thought everyone knew he was a joke for decades. Apparently a lot of people took him seriously, as hard as that is to believe.


Lanhdanan

We've slid a lot in the past 40 years


Loofa_of_Doom

>short-fingered vulgarian That is a perfect description of the dipshit.


MisterMeanMustard

Supposedly they would be sent cutouts from magazines with pictures of Donald Trump with his hands circled with a gold sharpie with comments along the lines of "See! Not short fingers at all!"


nebbyb

Anyone who read Spy knew exactly what a huge pos he would be as President. Luckily for him, his voters aren’t big readers. 


ButtBread98

Biff from Back to The Future is based off of Trump


Yousoggyyojimbo

Lex Luthor in the 80s DC comics was modeled partly off of Donald Trump.


JesusaurusRex666

Same hair. None.


sultanpeppah

I always suspected Max Shrenk from Batman Returns was also Trump.


Iguankick

Dennis Hopper based his depiction of King Koopa in *Super Mario Brothers* off "what if Trump was president" its kinda terrifying to watch in hindsight


Elegant_Plate6640

One of the things that’s made me scratch my head about his supporters is their complete brain wipe regarding his past.


RichCorinthian

Keith famously whacked a stage crasher with his Telecaster so I think he’s got it in him.


Fragrant-Insurance53

I love that video. He turns turns if off and chases the guy off then back to playing with such casual nonchalance


Capnmarvel76

It’s so great they got professional film footage (by director Hal Ashby, no less) of that. Pete Townshend famously bashed Abbie Hoffman off the stage during the Who’s performance at Woodstock, but there’s only audio of that, evidently.


Fragrant-Insurance53

Yeah the footage is great, love that Mick just keeps singing and ignores the guy completely


Feycat

That's honestly what blows my mind about Trump. We ALL fucking hated him in the 80s and into the 90s, everyone knew he was a fragile loser who used his money to puff himself up into some sort of garish sexist cockatoo. The hard turn on him has been WILD.


swinglinepilot

Even well into the 2000s [Sesame Street parody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJAyWepNcWA) [Trump U parody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqg79bqEcfM) [Even running for president](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCGf9IcRTQU) Bonus - [Take Back America!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPTGC65F8x0) man this show was way ahead of its time


Oregon_Jones1

All his worst qualities are his main appeals. They like that he’s a cruel, vindictive bully, a bigot, and a narcissist. That’s why he got elected, because that’s what so many Americans aspire to be.


NorthernerWuwu

Oh, plenty of the crowd that worshipped Reagan and thought Gordon Gekko was the good guy also loved Trump back then. He was Greed is Good's poster boy in the '80s. The Art of the Deal was a favourite of all the budding Alex P Keaton business weasels. He might not have written it but his name was the selling point.


sweatpantswarrior

We were coming off 8 years of a Black President. These "people" were going to vote for any white Republican male instead of Hillary.


Waddlewop

And now Trump is back to leading in the polls, this timeline is unreal


sultanpeppah

It’s impossible to overstate how successful The Apprentice was in laundering his reputation.


terkistan

Created by Mark Burnett, who started as a go-go Trumplike operator (he broke up with his 2nd wife on Howard Stern, was accused by a business partner of stiffing him for millions) who turned into a conservative evangelical. https://www.getreligion.org/getreligion/2019/1/2/trump-is-what-matters-mark-burnett/roma-downey-faith-duet-gets-a-nod-in-the-new-yorker


gavinbrindstar

It's *The Apprentice.* That's all it is.


joecb91

The first time I really became aware of him was in the early 2000s when The Apprentice started, and even with the favorable editing, he still just seemed like an obnoxious asshole from the bits of it I did see back then.


SpotNL

Reminder that on his victory speech on election night 2016, Trump entered the stage while "Can't Always Get What You Want" was playing. He's petty enough for it to be a dig to the Stones.


Former-Spirit8293

If only he had


Smoketrail

That reminder doesn't seem particularly friendly.


Jackanova3

On the contrary, I would like to take this reminder out to a lovely brunch.


bayonettaisonsteam

Remember when Trump blared "Fortunate Son" during one of his rallies in Florida? CCR was like "dude, the song is literally about shit stains like you"


Fragrant-Insurance53

I think that event could make it into a text book as an example of irony


Justsomejerkonline

>Some folks are born silver spoon in hand > >Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord? > >But when the taxman come to the door > >Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale


Infuser

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they talk up their fitness, Lord? But when the recruiter come to the door Lord, the x-rays lookin' like cripplin’ bone spurs


StrokelyHathaway1983

Just like Blue Line people dancing and singing along to "Killing in the Name of" smh


Mommysfatherboy

And kristi using “we’re not gonna take it” followed by dee snider making fun of her


Relevant_Shower_

It’s always amazing to me how many of these dopes still don’t understand their idols resent their politics. Hell [Paul McCartney basically wrote a thinly veiled seven minute song about Trump that suggest he should be put in jail](https://youtu.be/5vDVZNOFMEM?si=e17CJUW5Xr7nPjB2). Paul’s angle is climate change denialism, but it’s not like these guys are even being subtle about it. And yet, many of these conservative classic rock fans still don’t get it.


Fragrant-Insurance53

It's even funnier when one of them is a fan of a punk band


Eric848448

I liked Bad Religion before they got political!


JBFRESHSKILLS

I can’t believe Rage Against the Machine got political. They should stfu and stick to music!


Capnmarvel76

Who knew a band that would write catchy songs like ‘Rock the Casbah’ and ‘London Calling’ would be political?!?


Loretta-West

Apparently the Clash get pissed off when conservatives think that 'Rock the Casbah' supports their politics. My dudes, one of the lines is "drop your bombs between the minarets", how did you not see that coming? (Yes, I know they're not supposed to be American bombs. Many people who listen to the song do not know that.)


I_Miss_Lenny

“Guns of Brixton?” They must just love the second amendment!


ruintheenjoyment

I enjoy "Clampdown", where they sing about the greatness of capitalism and how it uplifts the working class and empowers individuals.


heelspider

As long as you treat them nice with a party girl, the Clash is cool. They learned that from the advertising world.


radda

Remember that time Green Day sang American Idiot and added political lyrics to it, ugh


ButtBread98

I went to a Green Day concert back in 2017, and Billy Joel Armstrong said fuck Donald Trump on stage


shewy92

[Pittsburgh?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN8q8f5lQ_o)


shewy92

It's funny that it was only recently that MAGA got mad at them since Billie Joe has said ["MAGA agenda" since at least 2020](https://youtu.be/VxyRBiJTa_k?si=PKCl39Kq1xYi39Vb&t=137)


tarnok

"which machine do you think we were raging against? The dishwasher??"


Lint6

> I liked Bad Religion before they got political! You joke but I actually saw that when they released "The Kids Are Alt-Right"


iHasMagyk

They turned off the comments to the official music video for that song because some didn’t realize that they weren’t right wing


Lint6

You could easily miss it in American Jesus if you don't realize the lyrics are dripping with sarcasm


Hartastic

It's a banger, they might not even listen to the words at all.


timetopat

You are telling me the band who writes songs criticizing biblical stories with songs like Sorrow and Sky scraper where they talk about god doing evil things isnt traditional catholic?!?!? Next you are going to say in the song the new dark ages the and the line about immaculate ejaculate isnt how great the church is???


BRXF1

I mean... if you're looking for evidence that Bad Religion are not pro Christian... Just saying,  you're doing a lot of extra work there.


Chaosmusic

I've been seeing more and more arguments in punk forums claiming that right wing conservatism is the real punk. The mental gymnastics they go through is almost impressive.


Wolf_Mama

My brother has actually tried to say this. We don't talk much anymore.


circa285

Oh god.


FirstEvolutionist

Rage against the machine (the washing machine, because we hate chores!)


Chili440

And the fucking printer. The cunt.


cgo_123456

Only the Geto Boys can rage against the [printer](https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8?si=0J3QYGltiZyX09Bp).


renesys

Wait, this is true. Can they also be against that machine? They can be against two machines.


WaytoomanyUIDs

Everyone rages against the printer, but Rage Against The Printer is definately a great nerdcore band name


HelloThereGorgeous

In college there was a printer in the writing center that was infamous for sensing when you were in a hurry and shitting the bed. It would print fine if you were just being proactive or printing something unimportant. But if you needed to print a page before class or close to a deadline, it would jam or lose connection or suddenly run out of ink


Nihility_Only

[Been going back to this video for years and now finally have a relevant time to post it](https://youtu.be/dAXa3wTZjes)


Fragrant-Insurance53

This is hilarious, thank you.


SaxRohmer

honestly old former punks becoming conservatives is a bit of a meme itself. you can easily tell who was in it for the edgy imagery back in the day compared to the actual politics of it


Fragrant-Insurance53

John Lydon can't stop disapointing us it seems Wonder what Sid would be like today


Capnmarvel76

He’d still be dead.


thepasttenseofdraw

And rather pungent.


Ettin1981

Seeing as he often wore a swastika T-shirt, I can imagine the cunt he would be today if he was around.


Loretta-West

Yeah people tend to forget that a lot of early punks were basically just edgelord trolls.


Big_Champion9396

I always do roll my eyes when people (even in this sub) cheer punks for being totally anti-Nazi by constantly kicking them out, saying "yeah, those Nazis don't represent the *real* punks!!!" Like, no. Neo-nazis were *very* much involved in the middle to middle-late period of the punk scene. They were *always* a part of it, *especially* early on in said period, and it seems that people just don't wanna deal with that fact. Why do they think that those "real punks" constantly find Nazi punks to kick out to begin with?


SaxRohmer

i mean in the post-war era it was easy to think they weren’t around. that’s a big part of why they felt like it was easy to play with the imagery. when it became clear that it was a real issue a lot of the big acts took action against it and very much tried to make them feel unwelcome


AreWeCowabunga

John Lydon was a piece of shit back in the day, and he's a piece of shit now. Not much has changed.


samsclubFTavamax

I think based on the former edgelord punks I've known who haven't died I think he'd probably be pretty similar. I think too many hard drugs really does irreversible damage.


Chance_Taste_5605

I mean he was a violent edgelord who abused Nancy so definitely not better.


BRXF1

Former punks are people and grow old like all people. If you're not open to your ideas being challenged and to adopting new views (something old people are famously bad at) at some point society and what is "progressive" overtakes you. Everyone runs this risk, even the progressiviest of progressives. Like, in 50 years eating meat or having gas-powered machines or whatever might be regarded like saying the n-word is today. Some weird shit that your grandchildren will be embarrassed about and excuse with "oh you know how he is, he just grew up that way when it was normal to do these things".


SaxRohmer

i mean plenty of folks have stopped being a part of the scene and didn’t turn into reactionary chuds. you don’t have to stay on the cutting edge but if you find yourself supporting Trump and other right wing figures maybe you never really understood it to begin with


heelspider

Yeah it's unfair for us to expect former icons of youthful rebellion to walk around in their 60s acting like a 15 year old from a broken home.


Silver_Foxx

They straight up claim, without the slightest hint of irony, that "conservatism IS punk" these days.


ChuckCarmichael

Their logic is as follows: Being punk means being against the mainstream. Leftism is mainstream these days, so if you wanna be against the mainstream you have to be conservative, meaning that conservatism is punk. 


Flux_State

That's a bizarre hot take. Zero of two major political parties in this country are Leftists.


Fragrant-Insurance53

I've heard that, I want to sigh and facepalm every time


Relevant_Shower_

The best story about that is Joey Ramone trolling Johnny Ramone with The KKK Took My Baby Away (a song about Johnny stealing Joey’s girlfriend). Johnny was extremely conservative and I’m not sure he ever got the joke.


SaxRohmer

dee dee was also quite conservative and had a 16 year old girlfriend when he was in his 40s


SCaucusParkingLot

Apparently CJ, his replacement in the band, was also a die hard right winger. Probably unintentionally one of the most conservative punk bands ever (apart from straight up neo nazi skinhead bands).


Lint6

Misfits are probably up there too


SCaucusParkingLot

hmm haven't heard of this before. Is it a band thing or a Danzig being Danzig thing?


Lint6

Well Danzig being Danzig Jerry Only donated to Trump https://www.reddit.com/r/punk/comments/ejii3p/so_uh_jerry_only_misfits_made_a_bunch_of_small/ Michael Graves has a "Political Views" section on his wikipedia, wrote for an old website called Conservative Punk and was all about J6. Thats the only ones off hand I can remember. There's been a LOT of members of The Misfits


SCaucusParkingLot

I knew Danzig was kind of an edgy guy, but didn't know that about Jerry Only shame :(


Lint6

I think he's Born Again Christian so I wasn't surprised he donated to Trump


ALoudMouthBaby

Theres nothing funny about Nazis once again trying to infiltrate the punk scene. What happened to the skins very well could happen again.


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ALoudMouthBaby

Im a 40+ year old man and even I am seeing at this point. Ive had people try to argue that punk is actually right wing because of Johnny Ramone and that one dude from Agnostic Front who hates welfare. Its bizzare, but its also the exact type of shit fascists do and have done for as long as they have existed. They try to find small gaps as a point of entry into a community and then they slowly take it over and coopt it for their message. These folks dont create their own art and culture, they steal it from others. Just like pretty much everything else they have.


circa285

They get Nugent and Kid Rock. That’s it.


PopeRopeADope

> Kid Rock "Oh my God, help! He's having a heart attack! Is anyone here a doctor?" "No fucking way someone's a doctor here."


zuma15

They had Meatloaf until he died of Covid after buying in to the whole anti-vaxx nonsense too.


Hartastic

He'd do anything for love, but he won't get vaxxed.


TheSuperWig

"if I die, I die" - dead person.


Fragrant-Insurance53

Vince Neil too


SCaucusParkingLot

they can have him. Some the worst vocal performances in rock history.


Fragrant-Insurance53

It's so sad, he used to be so cute and could sing once upon a time, now days it's just shocking


SCaucusParkingLot

the concerts from like 2016 onward.. holy shit, he literally doesn't bother actually singing any words anymore and occasionally breaks into a Cartman impression out of no where.


Fragrant-Insurance53

At least we got some funny videos out of it


Loretta-West

*checks notes* Ah yes, the guy who killed someone drunk driving and experienced basically no consequences? Yeah, that checks out.


khanfusion

Didn't just kill \*someone\*, he killed Razzle from Hanoi Rocks. Also really fucked up some other people too.


ancientestKnollys

There are quite a lot of right wing punk musicians.


jooes

There's a reason Dead Kennedy's wrote a song called "Nazi Punks Fuck Off."


ALoudMouthBaby

> And yet, many of these conservative classic rock fans still don’t get it. As crazy as it sounds, what you have to realize is that a lot of these people have come to view all politics as theatre where truth is treated with contempt. Even they dont believe half the shit coming out of Trump's mouth, they just view it as useful misinformation. Why wouldnt they treat their favorites musicians the same way?


mrsmunsonbarnes

It’s honestly so funny to me that classic rock is kind of seen as boomer music nowadays when it was literally the progressive counter culture of the day.


Fragrant-Insurance53

Goes to show media illiteracy isn't a new phenomenon


Axels15

I'm always a huge fan of when Republicans try to use Springsteen's *Born in the USA* unironically


periodicsheep

ccr’s fortunate son gets me, too. trump used to use it at rallies before he was asked not to use it again. but like… did nobody on the campaign ever actually listen to the song?


BorneWick

Rich draft dodger using a song complaining about the inequality of the draft lol.


Feycat

He used it after too!


GameCreeper

Ronald Reagan's team reached out to Springsteen to ask permission to use it in a campaign ad. I'm not kidding


Axels15

Please tell me this means Springsteen chuckled quietly to himself as he said yes


ChrisTheHurricane

Springsteen told them no.


Feycat

Nothing's ever going to beat Trump using "Fortunate Son"


Phobos95

Rufus Wainwright of "Hallelujah" fame wrote a [song](https://youtu.be/wmUVy43tqw4?si=mrw14bYJljhKm6kx) that basically boils down to "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the white house would be from the roof of the Rockefeller-Hewitt building because of minimal security and a clear line of sight to the president's bedroom" about five years ago.


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

I’m pretty sure Whitest kids You Know used that exact quote in a video.


Stellar_Duck

I got banned for quoting that fucking video by the admins haha (they did unban me in fairness, when I assured them I did not have a club meeting under the bridge every Thursday with the password sic semper tyrannis).


pinkponyfanclub

If you haven’t ever gotten the chance to see him live I really recommend it—his voice is like, otherworldly ethereal.


TheLowlyPheasant

I sing in a Pearl Jam tribute band in Missouri, and the few surprised looks we get when we play W.M.A. (White Male American) a song about police discrimination are always a little funny. Did they miss the memo on Pearl Jam's politics?


WooliesWhiteLeg

“Maybe Jeremy should stop speaking and stick to singing” lol


TheLowlyPheasant

More like "Jeremy's woke in class today" am I right?


RageCageJables

Pearl Jam is just about the least subtle band there is when it comes to their politics. They argued for abortion rights on SNL for crying out loud. Anyway, I always thought WMA would make a great sample for a rap song.


Stellar_Duck

Been on a huge Beatles thing in the last months, being obsessed especially with George Harrison and Ringo, but having a huge appreciation for McCartney as well. Love that he and Ringo are still kicking about. What a shame about Harrison dying though.


Renegade5151

"Cool for turning this fun reddit political. Definitely don't want to back to that peace and prosperity phase" Ah yes, Rock and Roll being famously known for being apolitical


Financial_Arugula731

I can’t believe the band that sang “Just as every cop is a criminal” is political now 😖


IbnTamart

Shows you how deep their brain rot is when they think criticizing American Republicans means you're anti capitalist.


Feycat

Remember when NPR tweeted the Bill of Rights one sentence at a time and Trump's followers lost their shit because they thought it was against their Dear Leader?


TuaughtHammer

["So, NPR is calling for revolution. Interesting way to condone the violence while trying to sound 'patriotic'. Your implications are clear."](https://twitter.com/JustEsrafel/status/882315204218019844) At the time, I gave the guy a bit of credit for [owning up to his exceptionally stupid mistake,](https://twitter.com/JustEsrafel/status/882389763101253632) but within a week, he was back to being as aggressively fucking stupid a Trump supporter can be.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Most of the rights grievances is a problem of capitalism. Can't afford a house gas prices, the "traditional" family. All because we are broke and being priced out with people with capital


Ill-Team-3491

And the good old days they yearn for came from government programs. Also known as (trigger warning 😱) social programs.


Big_Champion9396

Which were then cut down due to hate-mongering around "welfare queens".


No-FoamCappuccino

And the vast majority of said hatemongering was really just *very* thinly veiled racism.


TuaughtHammer

Yep, and sometimes not even "thinly veiled". I remember the stock images they used to use for their welfare queen reports were overweight black women; they knew *exactly* the image they wanted to paint in their viewers' minds, and also knew their viewers would probably need the extra help, so all subtlety was thrown out the window.


Theta_Omega

> Most of the rights grievances is a problem of capitalism. Can't afford a house gas prices, the "traditional" family. All because we are broke and being priced out with people with capital I mean, those are their *stated* reasons, because those ones are actually sympathetic to neutral audiences, and even in the best times, there will be some people struggling. But they also stop those complaints on a dime the second Republicans are in power; just look at how radically Republican opinions on the economy flip with the presidency. Heck, even when they complain about economic things, it's often just framed around their real complaints: 'the right people' can't afford a house or gas, because they/the country are spending too much to help out '*those* people'.


Dwarfherd

But they think it's because people like me are transitioning


ARoaringBorealis

Man, it’s crazy that republicans are the party that puts such extra emphasis on the founding fathers and the constitution. The founding fathers would be *mortified* of the republican party today.


SaxRohmer

it's all optics and aesthetics. even the "legal experts" on the supreme court make originalism and textualism bend however they want it to. it's so nakedly obvious what they're doing and i don't think the average republican really cares


Big_Champion9396

>The founding fathers would be *mortified* of the republican party today. Would they? I'm pretty sure a couple of them owned slaves, so they would definitely agree with their racial views, at least. However I do concede that they would be mortified by their religious extremism. You know things are getting bad when literal 300-400 year old men have more progressive religious beliefs than a solid chunk of one of our political parties. Oh yeah, and I guess Washington would be mortified at the mere *existence* of political parties to begin with.


TuaughtHammer

> Would they? I'm pretty sure a couple of them owned slaves, so they would definitely agree with their racial views, at least. That some of the Founding Fathers were rich, land-/slave-owning generationally-wealthy white men ***doesn't*** mean they'd immediately change their minds on all the shit the literally fought tooth and nail to instill into the United States' DNA. This is such an old, overused gotcha whenever someone brings up how antithetical to the wants/desires of the Founding Fathers the modern GOP is. Poor Thomas Jefferson -- a guy who was so fucking proud of kicking the Church of England out of Virginia, and whose Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom would become the backbone of the First Amendment, that he left instructions for that to be included on his epitaph, second only to penning the Declaration -- would be absolutely fucking horrified that some [fucktacularly ignorant moron was using his name to justify his extremism.](https://i.imgur.com/FZDtR1C.png) *That's* the dude who [beheaded the Baphomet statue in Iowa back in December.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-destroyed-satanic-temple-altar-iowa-charged-hate-crime-law-rcna136688)


IbnTamart

Founding fathers would want to know why the fuck regular citizens are voting for the Senate because they wanted state legislatures to vote for them.


SirShrimp

Nah, they'd probably be upset that we let the filthy masses directly vote for anybody but local house reps


firebolt_wt

The Red Scare still makes some... let's say *easily influenced* people... believe that either you're with them or you're a communist. And of course it made those same people believe communists want things like making everyone except the elite live in poverty, the rich having everything, and power concentrated in the hands of few... y'know, just things that the Republicans politicians **are** fighting for right now.


GrabMyHoldyFolds

>Yep, and being Irish-American, I got a kick out of Keith Richard's response to Mick's hunger for title. It is all just a show. But don't pretend either side is more virtuous than the other. 0% chance this guy has Irish citizenship


_BeerAndCheese_

>Thanks for the insight doctor. But both my parents were born and raised in Ireland. All four of my known grandparents Irish. My DNA search says I am 99.5% Irish. Kerry and Cork to be a bit more specific. I was raised in a Catholic parish with 6 siblings, 14 cousins, and 40 Irish friends. I listened to Irish radio every Saturday morning. Went to 30 Irish weddings and 20 Irish funerals. I crave Guinness and Jameson, met Gerry Adams family, hear Van Morrison in my sleep, and drive five miles for Irish sausages. Where can I go to get "my truth" validated, bruh. How is this not immediately a copypasta lol. He drives FIVE WHOLE MILES for sausages bruh. HE LISTENS TO VAN MORRISON BRUH. You know, that hidden gem Van Morrison. He drinks the most popular and widely available Irish whiskey. He's basically a leprechaun.


RelativisticTowel

> All four of my known grandparents Irish. Does.. does he have more than four grandparents? I also only have four that I know of.


Fragrant-Insurance53

The real worrying part is if you have less than four


No_Mathematician6866

I stole his lucky charms in 7th grade and he's never gotten over it.


RegalBeagleKegels

He drinks green beer on St Paddy's it's the same shit


Stellar_Duck

Green... beer?


GrabMyHoldyFolds

Many bars dye beer green for St Paddy's in the US


Stellar_Duck

Ew


TuaughtHammer

Oh, it gets worse: it's probably whatever leftover Bud Light the bar still has before dying it. Even the thematically Irish bars here in the US don't fucking serve a single drink that someone from Ireland would request. And even if they *do* serve Guinness, it's gonna be ice cold like most draught beers are served in the US.


Existential_Racoon

All my friends make fun that I'm Irish (ancestry wise) and I'm like, dude without knowing a single fucking thing about Ireland I know they'd stab me for drinking Guinness cold and doing car bombs


Seaweed_Steve

They referred to Ireland as Eire, there is no way there is a drop of Irish in them.


Elegant_Plate6640

I can’t tell if this person is 14 or 60.


_BeerAndCheese_

He said in the thread he was born in '64, lol. 60 bang on the nuts. He also, as a supposed 60 year old, typed the word "bruh". So let that sink in.


TuaughtHammer

As someone with an *undeniably-*Irish last name and distant relatives still living in Ireland, I cannot fucking stand these "Scotch-Irish-American" cosplayers. "I'm proud to be Irish!" "Oh, fuck off, Jake. Your third great-granddaddy stopped in Ireland for about a week on his voyage from Brampton to NYC, and likely ***loudly*** admitted that he wasn't Irish at Ellis Island so he wouldn't be treated like Irish immigrants were being treated at the time. You knowing *every* line from The Boondock Saints and using your 'Irish heritage' to excuse your violent alcoholism doesn't make you fucking Irish!"


dethb0y

I do not like celebrities but some of these are genuine bangers: >Orlando - Governor DeSantis and Mickey Mouse are here on a date tonight. Glad to see they made up. >Atlanta (during fan vote introduction) - We couldn’t find the missing votes.


thehillshaveI

it's actually pretty cool that a bunch of rich skeletons from across the atlantic would even care to know details like that. i approve


NoEmailForYouReddit1

My favorite one is the Rainbow one from Orlando.


royals796

>A knighted member of the monarchy That’s… that’s not how that works.


klaq

> stick to the music pal how about "stick the shitty reality show hosting" instead?


TuaughtHammer

People being surprised/shocked that the Rolling fucking Stones might not like conservatives is fucking hilarious to me. Reminds me of when r/conservative found Dee Snider's *epic* [PMRC testimony](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Vyr1TylTE) and they got all uppity about him sounding "anti-conservative". Like no fucking shit! But it's almost *zero* surprise that the people who think "media literacy" is a recently-coined term to mock them are so media illiterate that they think some of the biggest icons in a genre of music that's been wildly anti-conservative from day one is a surprising turn of events. -- But, more seriously, if you like exceptionally eloquent takedowns of political "think of the children" hackery from the most surprising people, watch Snider's testimony; the juxtaposition of him being dressed like...well, Dee Snider in his Twisted Sister days and delivering a prepared statement with all the grace and eloquence of [George Carlin on Larry King](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8yV8xUorQ8) is incredible. That committee was ***not*** prepared for him to openly admit that he's a devout Christian who doesn't drink, smoke, or use drugs *while* looking like he just woke up from a month-long bender.


superslab

They knew better than to start him up


SuitableDragonfly

Other notable British royals according to that second guy: Terry Pratchett and Ian McKellan.


Fragrant-Insurance53

The famous Danish royal Lars Ulrich has also expressed his displeasure with Trump interestingly enough.


JettyJen

It's too easy to picture Lars sitting in his study with one of those Hamlet crowns cocked on his head while he catches up on international politics


Stellar_Duck

Dare I say, King Nothing?


FunnySpamGuyHaha

>You realize that’s just honorary right? >>Yep, and being Irish-American, I got a kick out of Keith Richard's response to Mick's hunger for title. It is all just a show. But don't pretend either side is more virtuous than the other. He's the one crying about it though? Nobody is mentioning virtue but him. >and being Irish-American I bet his great great great grandfather immigrated to the US and now he indentifies as irish despite not having anything to do with Ireland.


Jackanova3

And >I guess, we threw the BBB out 250 years ago in US and 100 years ago in Eire. So being tapped by the sword, and having your photo snapped is all so.....bullshit. Stuff Mick used to make fun of. Is one of the most impressively stupid things I've ever seen on here. It's just fantastic.


Fragrant-Insurance53

r/ShitAmericansSay all the way


jadedaslife

When basic human decency and integrity become "politics".


Swordfish08

He said the same thing in Philadelphia that he said in Cleveland, but I don’t want to brigade.


ancientestKnollys

Being knighted does not make you a conservative, no more than getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom makes you one. And it definitely does not mean you can't criticise American Republicans. I don't think Mick Jagger has claimed to be anti-capitalist anyway.


Mollzor

Where I live a woman who was working for the city was recently arrested after stealing almost $2mil she gave to her internet boyfriend she thought was Mick Jagger. I have so many questions. He's *so* old. He also seems like he would have his own money.


Fragrant-Insurance53

Holy shit are you also from Sweden??? I've heard that story too. That woman is crazy. 😂


NoEmailForYouReddit1

Lol that's hilarious. And yeah Mick is very old and incredibly wealthy. That lady must be kooky if she thinks Mick has any interest in her or needs the city's money


Fickle-Carry7157

Mick Jagger, the guy who played a drag queen in a movie, called cops criminals and sang about police brutality back in the 70s is political? I’m shocked I tell you SHOCKED


Lightning_Boy

"Some users can't get no satisfaction." was *right there*.


LukeBabbitt

Not making the pun too on the nose isn’t the same thing as not making the pun.


spacebatangeldragon8

It's always funny when U.S. conservatives decide to LARP as anti-British and vice-versa.


JoshSidekick

I don’t care about either, but here’s a full throated defense of the most reprehensible people on the planet right now.


Vinylmaster3000

I guess everyone hasn't gotten off of Mick Jaggers cloud, or so it seems


tokynambu

>Being knighted does not make you a "member of of the monarchy". Indeed. Not only do Americans apparently think Mick Jagger is a member of the monarchy, presumably they also think Lewis Hamilton and Kenny Dalgleish are. To be fair, King Kenny \_is\_ royalty.


OllyTwist

Hope those guys never go to a Roger Waters concert. Their brains may explode.


AveryMann1234

Didn't he support Putin's actions in Ukraine?


OllyTwist

Oh yeah Waters is a nut case that's so contrarian that he's lost the plot. He's a card carrying member of /r/WayOfTheBern


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