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jfa1985

I'm sorry what? "sometimes the brakes don't work, oops" (paraphrased) can't not be an actual answer.


meeowth

Tesla has been tweaking the algorithm for choosing between regenerative and physical braking based on how the pedals are pumped for a while, and there have been other reports of brakes not engaging in the past even though pressing the brakes should generally engage the physical brakes. In addition to promising software updates, Tesla has also used a strategy of accussing people who talk about brake failures of being Tesla stock short sellers, which is one way of dismissing critics i guess


swinglinepilot

> Tesla has also used a strategy of accussing people who talk about brake failures of being Tesla stock short sellers That's what the Tesla stan subs do as well, especially TeslaMotors and ElonMusk. They also pull the trump card and bitch that all criticism is fake news FUD out to get their infallible god-emperor


binheap

It's become incredibly irritating how the word FUD permeates the internet since it's so easily used to dismiss legitimate criticism (see finance subs/crypto/AI). At this point, it's overused to the point I'm surprised it's meaningful or effective at convincing people away from a negative outlook. It seemed originally was limited to hype circles but I'm increasingly seeing it outside those contexts.


autistic_cool_kid

Using software for brakes? As a programmer, I'm sure no problem will ever, ever arise from this.


swinglinepilot

What, like _x_-by-wire, including brake-, drive-, and fly-? Those have existed for decades Tesla's problem is that they refuse to follow the time-tested adage of "don't test shit in prod" along with its corollary "don't deploy something until you're sure it won't kill your customers" See also: full self-~~destructing~~ driving


RonaldoNazario

NASA has an entire guide to writing code that can be totally statically analyzed for this sort of purpose. The old Toyota “spaghetti code” lawsuit is also an interesting read on basically the same topic


Mikeavelli

NASA's is based off of MISRA C/C++, which was developed by the auto industry, and is the defacto standard for any safety-critical low level code you'll ever write. If Tesla isn't following that then it is downright bizarre.


cricri3007

Yeah, but those others auto companies aren't following the pure genius of elon /s


Dwarfherd

Using the established standard for safety critical coding isn't "move fast and break things". Which is why I'm 100% sure they didn't.


K14_Deploy

Releasing a faulty product and then blaming the customer when it goes wrong is way too common now. Looks like Elon "Why would you expect the brakes to stop your car?" Musk can join the ranks of Todd "upgrade your computer so we don't have to optimise the game" Howard and the eternal Steve "you're holding it wrong" Jobs. On a sidenote, I hate that the mentality of using the public as beta testers already made it to cars. That and having everything through a touchscreen when it's been proven billions of times that using phones while driving is dangerous... wait that was Tesla as well.


giftedearth

Yeah, but at least Howard and Jobs didn't run the risk of *killing people* with that policy.


sharktoucher

Jobs absolutely killed someone when he jumped the line to get a doomed liver transplant


giftedearth

True, but that's not the context I was saying he wasn't killing people in. (Wow that sentence is ugly.)


K14_Deploy

That fair regarding Howard, but Jobs I can't say I'm so sure (not being able to get a signal would potentially be a personal risk for many, even back in 2010).


khanfusion

I was under the impression "x-by-wire" meant a direct analog control.


meeowth

Yeah I was thinking pressing the brakes past a certain point should mechanically override whatever the software threads are doing but I'm not a truckologist nor in possession of a drivers licence so I left that commentary out of my post.


spankeyfish

That's how the [electric brake booster in older Teslas works](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRZ8XDNz2vU&pp=ygUdaW5zaWRlIHRlc2xhJ3MgYnJha2UgYm9vc3RlciA%3D), there's some dead travel before the linkage inside it hits the master cylinder directly but at that point you're engaging the hydraulic brakes and only the ABS unit can stop you doing that. Fuck knows what they installed in the Cybertruck, could be a box of voles trained as a brass band for all I know.


sultanpeppah

>Fuck knows what they installed in the Cybertruck, could be a box of voles trained as a brass band for all I know Negligent Homicide has never been this adorable


Capnmarvel76

‘could be a box of voles trained as a brass band for all I know.’ Absolutely brilliant.


sadrice

Are psychic cats allowed to have drivers licenses?


meeowth

Not since [the incident](https://imgur.com/a/ao6qjnK)


Capnmarvel76

[evidently it’s happened more than once…](https://youtu.be/5fvsItXYgzk?si=Y5G9HSsb4Xjhbi6A)


shewy92

Isn't that what brake by wire is? Race cars and passenger cars have use that for years.


autistic_cool_kid

Depends on the complexity of the software really, if it's low level electronics it's probably fine


BlueMonday1984

> In addition to promising software updates, Tesla has also used a strategy of accussing people who talk about brake failures of being Tesla stock short sellers, which is one way of dismissing critics i guess [I'm getting deja vu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA)


meeowth

Dan Olson with the slam dunk


__Hello_my_name_is__

> Tesla has been tweaking the algorithm for choosing between regenerative and physical braking based on how the pedals are pumped for a while Isn't that something you do before you sell your product to people?


happyscrappy

I dunno about the truck but the other Teslas don't have blended brakes. Pressing the brake actuates the friction brakes. The regen is controlled by the accelerator (release). It is possible for the computer to release the friction brakes, as it is in any car with ABS. But my understanding is Tesla does not do this. Again, excepting the truck. I have no idea about the truck.


Lyonado

Jesus Christ I thought that first part was sarcasm, the only saving grace for this absolute fiasco of a car is that the majority of the people who bought them are already fucking morons and usually in a position to blow a bunch of money. Wouldn't normally say this about a group of consumers but considering its price and the fact that there were less than 4,000 around that time of the first big recall, I have a hard time believing that the vast majority aren't just Tesla cultists


WarStrifePanicRout

I can't edit my post for some reason, but I would've liked to add for clarification: I've gathered the argument here is tesla was implying the driver was pressing both the go-fast peddle, and the brake peddle simultaneously. No idea if thats what the driver did or if thats what tesla actually meant, i just read that from some comments in that post.


jfa1985

If user error/negligence was the cause then what does terrain have to do with anything? Seems like everyone is dancing around the facts to avoid taking responsibility even if they should.


Chaosmusic

He didn't subscribe to the CyberBrakes package for a mere $59.99/month.


upstatestruggler

*Brakes failed, people died, still love the truck though*


Somepotato

don't criticize them or their truck or itll be like r/teslamotors and r/teslalounge who shadowban anyone who criticizes anything


autistic_cool_kid

MAGA in a Tesla: *crashes* Me, a lib: owned


Rahgahnah

I still haven't recovered from being owned by them breaking their own coffee makers and not drinking Bud Light.


anrwlias

Nothing will ever top the owning they gave us during covid where they were literally dying to own us.


Rahgahnah

r/HermanCainAward


ZulkarnaenRafif

"This is a MAGA country now, boy." Henry Truman, summoning AR15, while owning Oppenheimer the libtard and shooting up the place.


bubbles_24601

I missed the coffee maker thing? What was that about.


WarStrifePanicRout

>What's coping? >>What you’re doing. >>>What am I doing? >>>>Coping Srd is the place for me >Did this dipshit just blame Hillary on his wankpanzer not working? He deserves this Lol wankpanzer


HopsAndHemp

Wankpanzer is the best name Ive seen yet


Anxa

I enjoy looking at the posts on that sub, but going into the comments it's like any other cringe outrage sub. Probably the same set of factors as why freefolk became a nightmare, Even though on paper yes I agree the last couple seasons and ending especially of GoT sucked


noljo

Yeah, seeing enormous reddit communities feeling self-righteous is so grating, even if their view (if toned down by a factor of one hundred) is reasonable. But heaven forbid you disagree with the circlejerk for one second. It doesn't matter how much you hate Musk, if you admit any sort of ambivalence to something as inconsequential as the Cybertruck's design, you'll be executed on the spot - every true hater vomited for three days straight after the reveal. They're doing the thing in that very thread - a guy pointing out that it's a bit weird to think up scenarios of how the owner's daughter will be broke because of the Cybertruck is getting the "How's that boot? ;)" treatment there.


Fragrant-Insurance53

So is it legal for cars to be sold when the breaks tend to not work?


Muffin_Appropriate

No, but the brakes not working is a real issue.


HopsAndHemp

Brakes are what stop your vehicle from moving Breaks is what ~~Cybertrucks~~ Wankpanzers do


DerDeutscheVomDienst

A few years ago I used to think I'd buy a cybertruck, I am so glad I wisened up


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elsonwarcraft

we have cyberpunk as a genre


Mailifeizshit2

That's one hell of a first quote... Smh silly driver... Expecting their cars to stop ...


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Icy-Cry340

It’s a pretty terrible vehicle, but the people in that sub memed themselves into caricatures.


S_Fakename

The important thing is you’ve found a way to be superior to everyone


noljo

Yeah, get a load of that guy! I bet that level-headed opinion is just vIrTuE siGnaLLinG by not taking an average redditor's view of either "Elon is a god" or "Every Cybertruck owner must die"


Zhuul

Haterade inevitably turns those who consume it into clowns, regardless of how justified they are


negrote1000

That place is weird, anyone that bought one of those trucks is treated worse than subhuman.


angry_cucumber

Good? They are fucking terrible.


negrote1000

Well yeah,I never said those rust buckets straight out of the Nintendo 64 were good.


swinglinepilot

https://i.imgur.com/gCsZhru.png


Regular-Farmer-8685

No balls but was the melpert ok?


Esteareal

Really, these guys? Over Nazis? Like, idk, buying cybertruck is a stupid idea, but does it really warrant such treatment? Redditors really do look for a reason to be offended, helps feel better about themselves.


buttercup612

> Really, these guys? Over Nazis? If you look at the truck owner’s twitter account, you will see that it’s effectively the same person*. You’ll find that’s often the case with Twitter verified users who post about their Cybertrucks. \* ^The ^modern-day ^humans ^who ^most ^closely ^align ^with ^Third ^Reich ^Nazi ^goals ^and ^ideas


Esteareal

\*checks his twitter\* Sure, that guy is a fucking idiot that hates trans people and believes Alex Jones is innocent, but I wouldn't call him a nazi... \*sees the zelensky hotel tweet\* Nah, fuck him, I don't even care at this point.


LukaCola

Do they have to be a Nazi before people talk shit about them?


Esteareal

No, shit talk them all you want, just reserve the moniker for those who actually deserve it, okay? I just have beef with redditors automatically calling everyone to the right of them a nazi and treating the word as more of a slur rather than a descriptor.


LukaCola

... You're the first one who used the term Nazi here. The fuck are you on about? >I just have beef with redditors automatically calling everyone to the right of them a nazi and treating the word as more of a slur rather than a descriptor. It is a slur. It's meant to be. It's showing severe disdain by drawing a direct parallel or comparison to some of history's greatest villains. "Nazi" does not need to be a sanctified term in online discourse. This is not your political science dissertation. People are allowed to play fast and loose with words and concepts for effect and rhetorical purposes. Sooner you accept that basic precept of language, the easier a time we'll all have.


angry_cucumber

I don't really draw much of a line between Nazis and the people that support them, it might be why i don't need to feel better about myself.


Esteareal

Can we please not equate every conservative to a fucking Nazi, please? This is literally what they're accusing us of doing. Not to mention that it's counterproductive and dilutes the actual meaning of the word.


angry_cucumber

Elons pretty open about his beliefs


Esteareal

I mean, sure, elon is a massive pos, but is he really a Nazi? You can be bad without automatically simping for Hitler.


angry_cucumber

Do not Nazis post Nazi quotes and spout replacement theory and white supremacy bullshit?


Esteareal

Not really? Did he actually do that? \*googles\* [Apparently, he did](https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/25/24111405/elon-musk-great-replacement-conspiracy-immigration-don-lemon), wow, what an asshole. Sure then, let's call him a nazi, what the hell.


Nzgrim

His response to a nazi saying that jews hate white people and want to destroy them was "You have said the actual truth". So yes, I consider Elon a nazi. Also, kind of hilarious to be all indignant about people calling other people nazis needlessly in a thread where *you brought up nazis first*.


GladiatorUA

It's just another focused circlejerk sub. The concentrated venom in those can be too much.


Sounding__

Something interesting about this website is that people here get super angry at things that normal people would either laugh off or not care about.


coraeon

I think the vehicles are stupid pieces of shit but this is absurd. Why the heck would anyone care *this much* about some random person purchasing a crappy truck?


Zyrin369

I mean its more than just people purchasing a crappy "truck", its seeing the amount of failures the Cybertrucks has had sometimes failing minutes after being delivered as well as the utter delusion of either people just ignoring said problems for a vehicle that costs 100K with some now calling this a "beta test" that some are proud to be in ,or seeing them get excited for stuff that's always existed in a car like a glove box....or get excited at finally doing truck stuff like hauling 4 bags of soil. Honestly there's a lot more people can get schadenfreude at seeing the utter failure this "truck" is going through and the people that for some reason still defend it.


CosineDanger

People like watching expensive things get destroyed. There are subreddits for more general luxury car accidents. It is less funny if the brakes fail on a 2002 RAV4 that happens to be carrying a Nazi. People specifically like someone they despise being warned of the consequences, doing it anyway, and then experiencing the consequences. There are a couple of big subs for that. Cybertrucks have been out for a while and at this point if you buy one it's okay to make fun of you There are communities for hating Elon Musk specifically, which tended to be blends of the above genres of watching expensive things get destroyed and watching people regret ignoring warnings long before cybertrucks.


Mailifeizshit2

I mean if the problem is your breaks don't work and your car can take over and can go extreme speeds from full stop pretty fast....... Yeah I sure wonder why people get upset about more being on the road tbh...


Beegrene

Trucks with broken brake systems are a danger to everyone else on the road. Also, the cybertruck is so damn ugly that forcing other people to look at it should be a crime.


whatsinthesocks

This is reddit. One of the most popular things to do is caring about what other people purchase. Helps them feel better about themselves


heftybagman

Only thing sillier than buying and driving a cybertruck is how absolutely irate redditors get at the thought of them. So many state and city subreddits have posts like “oh yuck there’s a cybertruck in our state” and then the comments are all “oh wow i thought i was the only one who hated it. Did you know it chops your hands off?” It’s a uniquely stupid truck, but i hate it when redditors all feel right together