>Gibberish worse than legalese ensues.
I thought you meant that their comments were convoluted. But that reads like someone is having a stroke. I wouldn't be surprised if OOP is heavily under the influence of drugs.
> I am in a hospit. I'll probably have to go out but to The Mods here of our/. Need a mod, you let me know if anything needs to be.
Possibly mental health problems, but could also be not thinking right due to illness or pain (or drugs given to tackle such things)
>Dictated puerto rican
Seems like they're also using speech-to-text while not being a native English speaker. Overall a total clusterfuck for comprehensibility
But there are also bits that dictation or auto-translate software couldn't possibly produce.
>As always, thank you very much fir your help. But this is sbmprmal...emphasis on normal for norms...communities require norms, Nd you've violate normS abd reddit many times.
>Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforLlyiyrvbrkp.. but your offer sub If you come back before solution ksfone..you'll be trpttedvtoeddit for .o Mod code violations In terms of service
Even if I didn't speak a word of English I don't think I'd look at that and go "yep, looks good, post".
>Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiufor
We can parse "I truly from the bottom of my heart thank you for" from that by looking at it as someone typing poorly and hastily without correcting.
I think a mixture between text to speech and impaired typing ability could easily produce the written text, and some people just don't ever look at what they've typed up before posting or sending it.
Shout out to my mom who regularly signs off as "capitalism" over text and once demanded that I fly the trout in the traffic light. When I replied “Fly the trout in the traffic light? What?” She, annoyed with my bullshit, texted me to "stop writing nonsense and just go do it already.”
Come to think of it, earlier this week she invited me on a day-trip with my niece and nephew to a "fun looking water park in North Korea." I kinda want to say yes and not ask any further questions just to see where I’ll end up.
I don't think Google can write unpronounceable strings of letters, though. Like, physically. I've seen it make terrible guesses, or just completely refuse to acknowledge some accents, but *Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforl.lyiyrvbrkp..* or whatever it was is impossible for Google to write, afaik?
Seems like injury/breakdown/drugs (I think hospital) also rendering them to have to use speech to text through a language barrier (but also some of that has to be them attempting to type, maybe they're trying to type periods or something).
They should not be posting but honestly this just feels like a bad time.
>Regardless, I am really suggated, so I'll retire. But Mary's room on the team. If you need you, you're feel free to let me know what you've done and you. Could you have you joining with the next 32 forty eight hours period
>Honor to meet your queens Regards MM of the a LTA a LTA A. L. A a a
I'm sorry what
Do I smell toast?
>Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforLlyiyrvbrkp.. but your offer sub If you come back before solution ksfone..you'll be trpttedvtoeddit for .o Mod code violations In terms of service
Makes sense to me, I don't know what the problem is
I believe he is trying to tell me that I have violated the moderator code of conduct (https://www.redditinc.com/policies/moderator-code-of-conduct) but I have never done so. I do push back at bad actors in mod mail, but I treat everyone fairly.
I have never received any notice or warning from Reddit for my mod conduct. He accuses me somewhere else in that mess of trying to slander him, but the only thing that is defamatory in that mess (that I can decipher, given my experience with him) is that he thinks me calling him out privately (prior to this going public) is harassment and defamation.
Citing someone’s post history is not defamatory. The most crazy charge/accusation I have against him isn’t even public (because it’s circumstantial, but evidence supported and I don’t need to throw more gas at him).
Their comments all say dictated by voice to text, and I know voice to text can be bad, but... There's bad and then there's incomprehensible. I cannot for the life of me tell what they're actually trying to say
Yeah, VTT will attempt to make English words, just not coherent in context. You might get “I truly you from then Lytton of my fear thank you for lying breakup.” You wouldn’t get “Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforLlyiyrvbrkp,” which is a very human manglement.
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I got linked this from my husband and he believes the mod is some kind of psycho/bot installed during the Trump years that was specifically installed here to ride that weird ass wave of conservatism and someone forgot to turn it off until now and we have lots of rotting botnet stuff everywhere. We are on a big, dead internet according to him.
I didn’t believe him until I read the actual OP. Holy shit, the gold farmer bot scripts on WoW sounded a lot like that: gibberish followed by “please to assist u give bread”
The first post/message I received as soon as I was given the keys was from someone who only exclusively posted on right wing subs - and not any legal Reddit, let along r/askalawyer - asking if I needed other mods.
I would fully believe there to be a coordinated or passive effort to install sympathetic mods on high traffic communities.
>Gibberish worse than legalese ensues. I thought you meant that their comments were convoluted. But that reads like someone is having a stroke. I wouldn't be surprised if OOP is heavily under the influence of drugs.
It's hardly even coherent. It reads like it was written by crackpipe that needs a translator app to communicate.
They're either really fucked up or having a mental breakdown. I'm leaning on the latter and at least hope they get better.
> I am in a hospit. I'll probably have to go out but to The Mods here of our/. Need a mod, you let me know if anything needs to be. Possibly mental health problems, but could also be not thinking right due to illness or pain (or drugs given to tackle such things)
>Dictated puerto rican Seems like they're also using speech-to-text while not being a native English speaker. Overall a total clusterfuck for comprehensibility
But there are also bits that dictation or auto-translate software couldn't possibly produce. >As always, thank you very much fir your help. But this is sbmprmal...emphasis on normal for norms...communities require norms, Nd you've violate normS abd reddit many times. >Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforLlyiyrvbrkp.. but your offer sub If you come back before solution ksfone..you'll be trpttedvtoeddit for .o Mod code violations In terms of service Even if I didn't speak a word of English I don't think I'd look at that and go "yep, looks good, post".
Hey, it's perfectly comprehensible Welsh.
>Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiufor We can parse "I truly from the bottom of my heart thank you for" from that by looking at it as someone typing poorly and hastily without correcting. I think a mixture between text to speech and impaired typing ability could easily produce the written text, and some people just don't ever look at what they've typed up before posting or sending it. Shout out to my mom who regularly signs off as "capitalism" over text and once demanded that I fly the trout in the traffic light. When I replied “Fly the trout in the traffic light? What?” She, annoyed with my bullshit, texted me to "stop writing nonsense and just go do it already.” Come to think of it, earlier this week she invited me on a day-trip with my niece and nephew to a "fun looking water park in North Korea." I kinda want to say yes and not ask any further questions just to see where I’ll end up.
Yeah, all possible. Definitely doesn't seem to be all there. Kinda feel bad for them.
They're using Google voice to text assistant, so that somewhat explains some of it.
I don't think Google can write unpronounceable strings of letters, though. Like, physically. I've seen it make terrible guesses, or just completely refuse to acknowledge some accents, but *Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforl.lyiyrvbrkp..* or whatever it was is impossible for Google to write, afaik?
Taking a stab at typing, then giving up and switching to speech to text? Fumbling a touch keyboard while trying to activate speech to text?
Seems like injury/breakdown/drugs (I think hospital) also rendering them to have to use speech to text through a language barrier (but also some of that has to be them attempting to type, maybe they're trying to type periods or something). They should not be posting but honestly this just feels like a bad time.
They say something about hospital. Kinda wondering about stroke or something. Sometimes stroke victims don't realize that they're not making sense.
>Regardless, I am really suggated, so I'll retire. But Mary's room on the team. If you need you, you're feel free to let me know what you've done and you. Could you have you joining with the next 32 forty eight hours period >Honor to meet your queens Regards MM of the a LTA a LTA A. L. A a a I'm sorry what Do I smell toast?
Suggated = sedated, maybe?
>Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforLlyiyrvbrkp.. but your offer sub If you come back before solution ksfone..you'll be trpttedvtoeddit for .o Mod code violations In terms of service Makes sense to me, I don't know what the problem is
I believe he is trying to tell me that I have violated the moderator code of conduct (https://www.redditinc.com/policies/moderator-code-of-conduct) but I have never done so. I do push back at bad actors in mod mail, but I treat everyone fairly. I have never received any notice or warning from Reddit for my mod conduct. He accuses me somewhere else in that mess of trying to slander him, but the only thing that is defamatory in that mess (that I can decipher, given my experience with him) is that he thinks me calling him out privately (prior to this going public) is harassment and defamation. Citing someone’s post history is not defamatory. The most crazy charge/accusation I have against him isn’t even public (because it’s circumstantial, but evidence supported and I don’t need to throw more gas at him).
we are unknowingly communicating with an old god
They're a lawyer, I think that's all just Latin
They aren’t a lawyer or legal professional though.
And I bet you think that it isn't really Latin, either? Pssht
Yeah, isn't that sub mostly moderated by cops? Or am I getting that mixed up with a different one?
You are confusing it with another sub.
Thanks for the clarification!
Their comments all say dictated by voice to text, and I know voice to text can be bad, but... There's bad and then there's incomprehensible. I cannot for the life of me tell what they're actually trying to say
It's *translated* voice to text even!
Yeah, VTT will attempt to make English words, just not coherent in context. You might get “I truly you from then Lytton of my fear thank you for lying breakup.” You wouldn’t get “Itrylu ftomthenltyom of my gearythankyiuforLlyiyrvbrkp,” which is a very human manglement.
At this point it would be easier to understand if they just linked to a voice recording for each comment
What the hell?
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AI mod wasn't quite ready
The guys post history is interesting. Also: https://www.reveddit.com/y/mtmag_dev52/
They read like a drunk chat bot originally designed for elderly Facebook scams.
I'm going to go ahead and assume this guy is probably drunk
Final update for you folks: Reddit intervened and granted the sub to me and the other mods and removed the other person from the position.
I got linked this from my husband and he believes the mod is some kind of psycho/bot installed during the Trump years that was specifically installed here to ride that weird ass wave of conservatism and someone forgot to turn it off until now and we have lots of rotting botnet stuff everywhere. We are on a big, dead internet according to him. I didn’t believe him until I read the actual OP. Holy shit, the gold farmer bot scripts on WoW sounded a lot like that: gibberish followed by “please to assist u give bread”
The first post/message I received as soon as I was given the keys was from someone who only exclusively posted on right wing subs - and not any legal Reddit, let along r/askalawyer - asking if I needed other mods. I would fully believe there to be a coordinated or passive effort to install sympathetic mods on high traffic communities.