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Solo-dreamer

Thats litterally the easiest choice ever, ryan gosling.


Significant-Text3412

*Henry Cavill enters the chat*


Aelistenus

That would make it a hard choice


thecloudsync

As a perfectly straight man Henry is the best choice we can play the witcher together ofcourse after we fuck


big_vangina

Yeah nah no thanks I'd walk out the door the second Henry Cavill walks in (I'd already cummed)


Cmdr_Nemo

It'll make *something* hard, at least.


Atharaphelun

Sorry, but that's an even easier choice for me. Henry Cavill 100%!


jfuss04

He means you would be making the choice while hard


GreyArea90

Cavill 💯


BananaLee

It's already rock hard, baby!


lemontwistcultist

I'll be hard while making the choice


dearmax

*Ryan Reynolds walks up and sits on my lap.* Yeah my decision's made.


SnooWoofers186

The green lantern guy? Ah…


Mr_Rogan_Tano

If Ryan wasn't in it, Sydney


Gaychevyman428

Of course... like what were they thinking


saveyboy

Mr. Breaker High himself.


Lord_Kumatetsu

Why is he so attractive to the straights? I’ve seen 100x more straight men simp for him than gays.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Gay guys can already have a boyfriend. Straight guy can only have Ryan Gosling as a boyfriend.


XANA12345

It's always Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds. I've never found either all that attractive tbh so I really don't get why straight guys act like these two are the hottest men on earth.


zKerekess

Being called Ryan is important in order to be attractive for straight guys


dexvoltage

As someone else pointed out above, Cavill is also pretty high up on my "I'm straight, but I'm not THAT straight" list


Hreidmar1423

There's just something about him.... I'm gay but he absolutely is not my type at all yet I would giggle like a schoolgirl if he tried flirting with me. There's something cool and handsome about him...


For_teh_horde

i feel like he isn't that attractive to straight men, if anything it's usually Ryan Reynolds or Henry Cavill that get called upon for straight men.


Mr_Noodle05

I think he's pretty hot, and I'm a bi dude. Don't really get the Ryan Reynolds thing though.


TheArkangelWinter

As a bi man, Gosling is just wholesome in the best ways. He doesn't take himself particularly serious, he's passionate about everything he talks about, and the way he talks about him and his wife's relationship makes you go "i'll swap with either of them, it should have been meeeee"


Lazyfatfrogs

The only thing better than one Ryan Gosling is two Ryan Goslings


QueerAABattery

i counter, 1 ryan gosling + 2 ryan reynolds


TheRealHastyLumbago

I could honestly do without the Gosling there. I'm straight but my Kinsey Score is Ryan Reynolds. He's just so *dreamy.*


Late_Sherbet5124

I'm gay (silently bi) and I have the serious hots for Ana de Armas. That black dress she wore in the James Bond movie. 😛 But yes, Ryan Gosling is yummy!


NoX2142

She was fucking adorable in that movie.


franll98

I never liked a woman but for Ana de Armas... I'll give it a try.


eternali17

So little variation between those women, relative to the possibilities.


RedRider1138

Like “Heeeeeeyyy, how about them conveniently attractive women?”


OkAmphibian5407

It's so hard RYAN GOSLING IS SOOO HOT🤩🤩


Smooth-Elephant-8574

Secound to none


SelfInteresting7259

Ryan Gosling is an EXTREME hotty! And his personality only makes him hotter


_Marxes_

It's definitely hard, but not the choice


Ok-Gur-6602

Margot Robbie for sure. Gosling is okay, but Robbie is a powerhouse. If you want competition for Robbie you'll have to bring in Pedro Pascal 🥵


big_vangina

What about your mate Greg? He goes alright


ejester

no ryan reynolds? no idris elba?, no henry cavill? not really a very difficult list then hehe =)


Jealous-Currency

Nah, add Jensen Ackles in there instead


Sirkneelaot

Ryan Gosling is a very ordinary looking guy imo, especially by Hollywood standards. The same way people are trying to convince others that Tom Holland or Shia le Beouf are hot. Neither do anything for me. Henry Cavill is the best looking dude in Hollywood. But tbh there are some instagram dudes even hotter than him!


Xtrems876

I think that's what makes them hot. Being ordinarily attractive, not out-of-this-world attractive. I can imagine myself with Ryan, but I can't with Henry, even though he *is* attractive


sternumb

Seriously I never understood the whole Ryan Gosling and Tom Holland thing. They're great actors, yes, but I don't find them hot at all


kiwison

I agree with you on Ryan. Any examples of Instagram dudes?


Sirkneelaot

Well I adore this dude.. https://www.instagram.com/stephengokulomas/?hl=en


kiwison

Ah he was on squid game. He's cute but I'd take Henry any day over him.


Sirkneelaot

I mean yeh..It's Henry. But he's just one cute insta guy with an ass 3 times the size of Henry's. So I am biased.. We all love Henry though. It's Henry!


bedwithoutsheets

Yeah I wouldn't be able to pick any of these chicks out of a lineup if my life depended on it ,😭😭


bron685

I don’t understand Sydney Sweeney. She’s conventionally pretty, but I couldn’t pick her out of a blonde-girl lineup to save me life. She’s beige-pretty


firehazel

Conventionally attractive people remind me that there's more to a person than being hot.


razzadig

Sydney did well on her SNL show so had a bit more respect for her. Gosling, on the other.hand, broke constantly in his sketches. I'm like, get it together, motherfucker.


Annual_Cardiologist6

Of course I'll pick Ryan Gosling, he's literally me


jase40244

I'm not a big Ryan Gosling fan. Is there a "none of the above" option?


devilsephiroth

I don't wanna make anyone jealous but I met Ryan many moons back when we were 21. Way before he was Uber famous. I'm not going into details again this time.


pirexgirl

Ryan Reynolds


-FenshBeetM-

The easiest choice


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Ryan Gosling is every man's best friend.


DynamisFate

So hard describes me, the decision is easy


yawners87

Any straight man would say Ryan Gosling, anything else is posturing.


Doolanead

Not really, only with Ryan it's hard


Echololss

ironically, even straight guys are choosing Ryan gosling 🤣


Daniel_M1z0

Put Ryan Reynolds there and he solos everyone


LolPeashooter69

I'll take Ryan Gosling for 400


Corxeth

Well i mean…. He IS [Jacked](https://youtu.be/gzwlhHdhOcc?si=76161P9UOCxZbsvc) to the TITS…. In his own words. Not at all, a tough choice 🤣


Tugger21

Cake walk! 🤣


Few_Newspaper1778

I think you spelt Ryan Reynolds wrong


AllMyMemesAreStolen

Wait hold up, are you telling me Livvy Dunne is a real person and not just made up brain rot?


Apprehensive_Car38

Ana de Armas and Ryan goslin can’t make me choose between Margot and Sydney


Practical_Success643

for me it was going to be an obvious Sydney Sweeney but you simply cannot top Ryan Gosling.


InfernalAdze

Easy, none of them


Not_a_Femboyy

Hard where? Certainly not the question🙏💯🦴


Revolutionary-Clue63

Nah pretty easy Margot Robbie idk anyone else and Ryan gosling isn't my type


FitSeaworthiness9860

He's not even that handsome. All my crushes were more handsome than Ryan Gosling. He's such a straight guy's type😂


Revolutionary_Meat33

Am I tripping or is Jake Gyllenhaal kinda hot?


FitSeaworthiness9860

Ryan Gosling is overrated. At least he's very much not my type


ThisPhoKingGuy

Lovely


jynxmazesbutthole

Matt bomer/ Ryan gosling is tough


Megaskiboy

Hey how did you guys get a photo of me at the end?


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

I'm not gay but I wouldn't turn down Ryan 😍


filifijonka

Once Ryan entered the competition the ladies had no chance.


aphextruce

so hard, I chose Damon Albarn


Cursedsoulseeker

Ryan gosling is cooler than Henry cavil because…. Drive


Medical-Specific6256

Where's Ryan Reynolds OHHH wait my bad it's supposed to be a hard decision.


nicae4lg0n

Where the fuck is Ryan Reynolds? Honestly if I was straight, bi, or gay or any gender in general. I'm willing to bend my damn knees for that man with my mouth wide open for him


SuperPhee

I'd have go with Henry Cavill if that's an option who could or say no to that.