Come with me, and you'll be
In a world of public masturbation.
Take a look, and you'll see
Copious ejaculation.
We'll begin with some sin,
Sliding in with lots of lubrication.
Then we'll see how you like
Some vibration.
If you want to feel paradise,
Pull your trousers down and do it.
Find yourself a toy and screw it.
Get a friend or three
And go right to it.
Sometimes I'll have a repeat performance in me with very little downtime. Happened over the weekend--maybe 5 minutes between finishing session 1 and starting session 2? Literally zero downtime is probably extremely rare.
No need to fight on that, I completely agree that it is best enjoyed that way for a short period of time. For you it simply stops after that timeframe while I find a different form of enjoyment ;)
For anyone using a phone/small screen
"So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Kanata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck in my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." but he looked so cute all confused like that so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
Pic related. It's me dressed as Konata."
Please God, I want to impregnate Belle Delphine so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Belle Delphine is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Belle Delphine’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Belle Delphine. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Belle. I'm waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.
Well people watch porn, so that obviously something people are into. It's awkward that the author might be underage, but I don't think it's as much of an issue as it would be in almost any other situation involving a minor. Someone enjoying - or not enjoying the story doesn't really consider the author. There are plenty female authors of gay erotic stories, and plenty gay men writing lesbian erotica too - who the author is is kinda irrelevant. But I agree that it's really kinda awkward.
she's the tomboy protagonist of Lucky Star. The lazy and nerdy altar ego of Haruhi Suzumiya if you will thanks to both being animated sequentially by KyoAni and both sharing VAs in both Japanese (Aya Hirano) and English (Wendee Lee): [https://anilist.co/character/2169/Konata-Izumi](https://anilist.co/character/2169/Konata-Izumi)
I briefly remeber going on vrchat and using a girl avatar, I joking said to my step brother if he wanted to hold hands and pretend were a couple, he of course said no but as he sat down I sat down on his crouch and we stay silent for a couple seconds until we snap out of it, ( I'm not into my step brother it was just a funny little thing that happened, I tease him alot these days )
Once I was watching Harry Potter , my firend next to me said he really wanted to jerk off , we were laying down in front of the TV and I said " well the restroom not too far from here or if you want use my room " he kept on insisting he wss really in the mood to jerk off. I look at him and he was staring at my butt, oof did the sexual tension increase, he went silent for a bit and slap my butt. I wasn't out yet nor did I know I can feel this way about another guy. We didn't end up doing anything but I took him home along with my brother and I fell asleep in the back of the car along with him, when I woke up he stare at me and lend over for a kiss , I didn't know if he wss joking or being serious so I laugh it off , I never had blushed so hard, I was also like half asleep lol. Hug him goodnight and went straight home.
Ok, nobody leaves cum on their face for a few hours. It gets cold and icky.
And with rare exception, nobody has been able to finish getting a blow job and go right to fucking.
Please, it happens in hentai all the time.
you know hentai logic,with mc's that have their balls portal connected to the cum dimension
>The cum dimension. Where? Take me.
Cum with me, and you'll see / A land of pure ejaculation...
Come with me, and you'll be In a world of public masturbation. Take a look, and you'll see Copious ejaculation. We'll begin with some sin, Sliding in with lots of lubrication. Then we'll see how you like Some vibration. If you want to feel paradise, Pull your trousers down and do it. Find yourself a toy and screw it. Get a friend or three And go right to it.
goddamnit take my fucking upvote
Poetry has been achieved
It's better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum
i disagree with that statement.
I’ve done it. I’m not special, just really horny sometimes
Username checks out
Suppose that makes me a catch
Sometimes I'll have a repeat performance in me with very little downtime. Happened over the weekend--maybe 5 minutes between finishing session 1 and starting session 2? Literally zero downtime is probably extremely rare.
To be fair, horny teens prob
20 year olds I'm too old now, but used to
I can do that
[удалено]
That's ok, I suppose. But it is icky. Cum is best enjoyed at around body temperature. Fight me.
No need to fight on that, I completely agree that it is best enjoyed that way for a short period of time. For you it simply stops after that timeframe while I find a different form of enjoyment ;)
How and why do you know that? 🤨📸
Oh god should I even play the video
It’s just text with a reaction gif at the bottom.
Okay redditors never lie
Aww thanks for not lying king
It's in the text...
How do you know🤨😩
Well I'm judging from cab rides back uptown from bars/clubs. Like it's hot until you're dealing with a cold cum situation.
maybe you don't
that's what you think
The good ending! Yayy
the happy ending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wait what’s the bad ending?
16.000 porcelain figures
You wake up and everything was just a dream.
Goku shows up. Teleports them to Egypt and the two get locked in a ‘nice’ place called prison.
I love gay 4chan stories lmfao
> real: anon is gay > gay: just look at it
"Why did we do that, now I'm totally gay!" 🤣
Fucking anime femboys turned my son gay
It's something in the water I'm sure
THEY'RE PUTTING ANIME FEMBOYS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN MY FRICKIN' SON GAY!
THEY'RE PUTTING WATER ON MY ANIME FEMBOYS
so the whole family is gay?
And that’s how I met your father
For anyone using a phone/small screen "So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup." He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Kanata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. His semen was so thick, it got stuck in my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." but he looked so cute all confused like that so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata." Pic related. It's me dressed as Konata."
Good human
Kinda…cute I guess? Very horni yes but strangely cute
these are kind of a turn on for me
Weird, it’s clearly written by someone that has only seen porn, and is likely underage.
Its actually a copypasta, just not a popular one like the Belle Delphine one. I've seen one with Pekora and Rem already
Bell Delphine one?
Please God, I want to impregnate Belle Delphine so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Belle Delphine is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole. I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more. God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Belle Delphine’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Belle Delphine. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Belle. I'm waiting for you. I’ll always be waiting for you.
Well people watch porn, so that obviously something people are into. It's awkward that the author might be underage, but I don't think it's as much of an issue as it would be in almost any other situation involving a minor. Someone enjoying - or not enjoying the story doesn't really consider the author. There are plenty female authors of gay erotic stories, and plenty gay men writing lesbian erotica too - who the author is is kinda irrelevant. But I agree that it's really kinda awkward.
Same
<3
Same
I agree with you
Jokes on you, I didn't think this was funny at all, I just got horny
Me, both getting horny and laughing:
*Post nut clarity hits like a truck*
I remember the same exact text but it was some charachter called pekora
Yeah, 4chan loves making fanfiction.
The Pekora version is the original
This post made MY boner hard.
Honestly I think this is propaganda to make people gay
Damn, I'm jealous
i don't need this **i don't need this** ... **I** ***NEEEEEED*** **THIS**
I got a bit of a chub from this
Yoooo, that's hot
Femboys: wrecking people's perception of their own sexuality since time immemorial
That's actually... very cute. I don't know if it's real but I'm gonna pretend it is
I don't know what this Konata is, but it sure seems gay lol...
she's the tomboy protagonist of Lucky Star. The lazy and nerdy altar ego of Haruhi Suzumiya if you will thanks to both being animated sequentially by KyoAni and both sharing VAs in both Japanese (Aya Hirano) and English (Wendee Lee): [https://anilist.co/character/2169/Konata-Izumi](https://anilist.co/character/2169/Konata-Izumi)
Seeing one of my favourite relatively niche animes/manga referenced like this is weird
Out of Touch Thursday: Am I a joke to you?
I just got an idea
i have boner now as well
But the pic is really cute ( no homo )
Goddamnit, I’m into femboys.. god damnit u made me hard
Asking for a friend is there a subreddit for stuff like this
r/gay
r/FemBoys
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Aww
Huh a gif not in that shit video player
He does look good tho
Lol, that's one way to turn gay. I'd be happy if that happened; and surprised.
🍊
God I wish that was me
Kinda hot
Relatable
Just the boys doing boy things
holy Jesus' balls, what the frick I just read
Hmmm…. Ok. Glad they had that experience.
Link to post? It's for my err prude month research project.
*Egg cracking noises*
What a bad day to have eyes
Why did i read that whole thing help
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fast
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I like the Pekora version better.
Wow. I'm so convinced that this is entirely true. Especially judging by the convincing female appearance. Lol.
Sounds like a start to a yaoi
True Chad moment
i want to be him.
Uh. What..?
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It's literally just the [meme](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkaLWJhW0AAAV8m.jpg:large).
*applies bleach to eyes*
Everybody's got a boner
This was cute and hot. Why don’t my friends do this for me?
Where's the suddenly part? It was gay from start to finish kek
I briefly remeber going on vrchat and using a girl avatar, I joking said to my step brother if he wanted to hold hands and pretend were a couple, he of course said no but as he sat down I sat down on his crouch and we stay silent for a couple seconds until we snap out of it, ( I'm not into my step brother it was just a funny little thing that happened, I tease him alot these days )
Once I was watching Harry Potter , my firend next to me said he really wanted to jerk off , we were laying down in front of the TV and I said " well the restroom not too far from here or if you want use my room " he kept on insisting he wss really in the mood to jerk off. I look at him and he was staring at my butt, oof did the sexual tension increase, he went silent for a bit and slap my butt. I wasn't out yet nor did I know I can feel this way about another guy. We didn't end up doing anything but I took him home along with my brother and I fell asleep in the back of the car along with him, when I woke up he stare at me and lend over for a kiss , I didn't know if he wss joking or being serious so I laugh it off , I never had blushed so hard, I was also like half asleep lol. Hug him goodnight and went straight home.
😦
Nice
HIS SEMEN WAS SO THICK
Surely fake, but still hot
Cosplays for shit and giggles hmmm 🤔
good for them
Based homie
this is not suddenly gay. this is subconsciously gay
I can't stop laughting hahaha
If it looks and acts like a duck....
Cortana
I got unreasonably hard reading this