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EggInA_Hole

One adult male and nine boys with cum on their chests. Everything checks out. Nothing to see here folks.


Curious-One4595

OMG. I feel dirty just reading that, clever as it is. That coach, though.


Grumpy_man1115

He does look...yummy.


YoungToySoldier

Sadly, he is probably well past middle age at this point.


MundaneIncident0

Which one????¡


ArcWolf713

Thank you. I was trying to post a joke like that, but couldn't get the framing of it down.


DudeBlackJesus

r/nocontext


ZippyVonBoom

I wonder how many of them casually say "cum" referring to it


ManateeofSteel

the school is still around and everyone is in on the joke haha


hit_and_beat

Sad thing is we would pronounce it closer to 'coom', still funny changing the actual pronunciation to annoy an alumni.


YesAmAThrowaway

So the players are coomers?


DontWannaSayMyName

Coomeros


_welcome

coom bros coompa loompas


Zess_Crowfield

Haha bunch of coomers


Sharkie_ox

Hey where is your cum shirt


texasroadkill

It's.......dirty.


TheLunarLunatic122

I'd let you borrow mine but it doesn't have cum on it


YoungToySoldier

Then why would you call it a cum shirt, isn't it just a normal shirt?


TheLunarLunatic122

I don't know, Kyle! I don't go to a school why my coach puts cum on my shirt, you do!


YoungToySoldier

How do you know about that?


TheLunarLunatic122

Its literally your sports uniform. You showed it off when you got it, running around with cum on your t-shirt and shorts


YoungToySoldier

Ha! I got you. My sports uniform is a [singlet](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fadidaswrestling.com%2Fproduct%2Fas102s-3-stripe-wrestling-singlet%2F&psig=AOvVaw1LTlPUwrOD7cZ4khNfIJJp&ust=1668751203333000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCKjY0-vEtPsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD). You may have gotten my name right, but that is where your knowledge ends.


PsiVolt

and in Spanish it would be pronounced more like coom


alexxx1111

We also make fun of it. It’s so hilarious


shell_456

“CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM!”


peeping_ninja

That was actually on the cuff of the model of the PE uniform we wore when I attended I remember a classmate saying he made some good money selling his on eBay years later


yungrii

Cum-shooting guard.


No_Lavishness_9381

its hard to play basketball with one hand


SweatyRoutineRed

This picture is prob 30 years old, I wonder if this school changed their name since then lmao


JediWithAnM4

In 1998 they changed it to Nacional Universidad de Tijuana, but then in 2004 they were forced to relocate the campus to Guerrera, Mexico. Consequently, they changed they name to Jovenes Internacionales de Zihuatanejo apodado Zetas. They’re still bussin hard to this day.


angmohinsin

Just so we are clear, they went from CUM to NUT to JIZZ?


JediWithAnM4


OrdinaryNaga

No ways. I wish we had these memelords naming schools all over the world


Mediocremon

Memelords never grow up, they just get jobs.


deliciouspears420

there's no way other than r/theyknew


batcake42

Lmao this can’t be real…right??!?


JediWithAnM4

I mean, CUM is a real school. I made up the rest.


kishijevistos

Fuuck you got me lmao


ManateeofSteel

this one did apparently, but there's another with the same name. Everyone knows but since it doesn't apply in Spanish they don't mind. Doesn't mean the rest of us don't annoy the shit out of the alumni with the english pronunciation though


peeping_ninja

It still exists The full name is actually Centro Universitario Franco-Mexicano de Monterrey So the real acronym should be CUFMM buy, y'know, CUM is shorter and easier to pronounce My dad went there, I went there...


MsFoxyWinters

And how many of them were actually gay? That's the real question if you ask me.


go-luis-go

*are now


timtacular

Man, I was trying to (unsuccessfully) Google this pic just last week. Thanks


JediWithAnM4

Man, I bet you got some weird search results


cookieintheinternet

"Mexican cum" "group of young men cum" "basketball team cum" why am I not getting any results‽


threcos

cum school cum on shirts basketball Mexican cum school


_welcome

why is the FBI knocking on my door


soda-jerk

Nice try, but the FBI's already seen your search history.


L4ewe

Oh yeah. CUM? I'm a big fan of CUM. You might say I love CUM. CUM is pretty much one of my favorites. I can't start my day without a little CUM and, sometimes, I like to be in the midst of all that CUM and just languish in it. The CUM, I mean. Sometimes, I forget the name of CUM but, then, it's on the tip of my tongue... :)


JohnSimth20211101

I myself is more of a debater. Some say I'm so good at it, they refer me as the "Master Debater". I master debate in the classroom, in the school hall and sometimes I even practice master debateing in the school toilet.


[deleted]

holy shit it's on their website... https://www.cumexico.edu.mx/images/ENTREGA%20DE%20TITULOS%20Y%20CEDULAS/CED-05.jpg


GboyFlex

November must have been a difficult month for them!


akoaytao1234

The tallest guy looks like he already has a family. lol.


MasterMotoko

I'd love to have one of their jerseys 🤣🤣🤣


PotentialUpbeat6765

That’s a lot of CUM


vodoko1

The word in Spanish for cum is semen, so, to them it’s not bad.


ImBluRay333

which one's Mr. Don't?


R_E_Y_3

Is Fez the coach?


Abood1152

I read it out loud as "CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM!"


matadeenNsfw

sorry, come again?


TheCubicalGuy

Welcome to the cum zone Only cum inside anime girls


scheepers

Must be a Catholic school


Jgflight86

The kid on the lower right kinda has that look, you know the one. "yeah, I know what my shirt says." \*wink\* Hmm.. I realize now that I typed this out I'm gonna end up on some lists. Damn, oh well, them's the breaks.


Heavy_Vanilla3705

Oho This is really gloomy xD


[deleted]

There’s a town in Georgia called cumming


antons83

I mean... Aren't we all cum


Greekphysed

Being the equipment manger, you would spend all day cleaning cum stains.


[deleted]

Well that’s unfortunate.


[deleted]

Wasn't this posted like 3 days ago somewhere else with the caption that it was for "Christian Universal Ministries"?


JediWithAnM4

If it was, the OP was cappin for karma. A) It’s called UCM, Universal Christian Ministries and B) Centro Univeritario Mexico is an actual campus in Mexico City, from which this, and many other pictures, can be found.


[deleted]

Cool, thanks for the info


Confuzed_huh

other team just starts cumming on the pitch


Maruchan_sabor_pollo

c mamó


dhammy1980

I've never seen that many cumtards in one photo!


Vrito876

yet another reason why I love my country


Jendor04

r/technicallythetruth


borkborkibork

I think one of the boys is hiding his


KarlKaz

Welcome to THE CUM ZONE


pandanoko

r/theyknew


msallin

Bottom-Right knows


alexxx1111

Noooo se andan burlando de nuestra escuela Banda


Oomoo_Amazing

IM TRYING


SLUTTYBAKA

Wait a minute I’m pretty sure my friends father or grandfather went to that school


KonataYumi

Well they are half right…


Dagon_Sphere

They look like a talented bukkake team- oops I meant basketball team! Damn autocorrect!


Denelix

you had to title it like an r/pics post


bassdivo

I taught some music workshops at this school a few years ago and was shocked when I saw all of these lithe boys playing soccer in tshirts with CUM emblazoned on their chests. It felt kinda pornographic tbh.


rcad69

Icons!!


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

Kid in the lower right knows exactly what’s up


vangmay231

We used to play cricket against this school named Father Agnel Public School. So every time after a huddle, they would shout **GO FAPS** as loud as they could. Got a chuckle out of me every single time


1m2c00l4u

Fun fact: that white t-shirt wasn’t his original uniform. Also he was meant to be in the bottom middle. In case you’re wondering his Jersey was supposed to say dump


_welcome

me scanning for faces for someone who looks gay: "wait a minute...what's that on their...OH"


Deceptive_KGB_Duck

...where can i get one?


peeping_ninja

I'm an alumni but live in the US right now My mom decided to send me my old uniform for Christmas No one thought of telling her I can't wear that in this country


peeping_ninja

The school's full name is Centro Universitario Franco Mexicano de Monterrey, so the acronym should buy CUFMM buy, y'know, CUM is shorter and easier to pronounce It's still there My dad went there, I went there... It's a Catholic school too, if that adds complexity to the joke


champ_thunderdick

The kid 1 from the left on the bottom row looks like he's shitting through his shorts. I know it's his shoe, but it got me for a second.


Dr_Fudge

Guzzlers or Dumpsters?


[deleted]

The guy in the white looks like Ted Bundy


Smart_Substance_7338

nah he kinda looks like ryan bergara


ET_ON_EARTH

Cums cums cums cums across the board


jesse6225

Oh no 😆😪


HeadFudge6772

There's only one Mexican kid on that team, the rest are Whitexicans.


yeeiser

this just in: white people exist in latin america


definitely_not_tina

I’m half Hispanic, and my family are probably some of the palest Latinos you’ll meet. My hillbilly uncle (on the white side) thinks it’s the funniest thing and and calls us Mexican Vanilla, but we’re not even Mexican.


soda-jerk

There are light-skinned people in Mexico. There are dark-skinned people in Mexico. There are people in Mexico with light-colored hair and eyes, as well. Mexico isn't full of landscapers with permanent suntans, you know.


HeadFudge6772

Haha I know, I was born in San Luis Potosi, Mexico my friend. One of my childhood friend is a doctor, so trust me I know they're not all landscapers with a permanent tan. And you know what some young rich light skinned, blonde/brown hair, blue/green eyes Mexican ppl call themselves? Whitexicans. Lol I'm not making this up.


soda-jerk

Okay, so you're just being "ironic".


okthenbutwhy

This guy’s bluffing, nobody actually calls themselves like that, it’s a social media meme thing to call out-of-touch dumb rich Mexicans that way, and it’s a new thing that started around 2018ish due to Twitter


HeadFudge6772

If I was ironic I definitely wasn't trying to be. That's just what me and my cousins call light skinned Mexican ppl lol.


Smart_Substance_7338

most of mexico is mixed indigenous and european...