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$PNIS is going to be huge. I expect massive growth in the lower sector. I have plenty of $CUM, and my $TITS has been getting bigger over the years. Something large is coming for $ASS. Someone is planning a hostile takeover. Edit: anyone know what's going on with $BUTT? I've had my finger in it for a while.

Do you think these have the potential to become a new ETF? Personally, I'd love to have my $PNIS in the same space as $TITS or $ASS. Although, I'd have to cover them with some $CUM in order to be completely satisfied.

Good plan. I'd really like to put my thumb on $CLIT, but I can't seem to find it.

These can all be found in the $ORGY ETF.

Is that same company that hold the $GSPOT for some reason it’s really hard to find

The ProState Bussy ETF is inverse weighted. Not a popular option but it tends to hit with cycles and rhythms that could be predictable among more seasoned investors.

Is that the 28 day cycle I have been hearing about

741% short interest on $ORGY ETF, they hate us because they $ANUS

I've heard that $CLIT is at the top. If it gets enough attention, it will explode! On one hand, my $FNGR game is strong because having a small $PNIS means I have to diversify my portfolio with many different options. But my other hand is usually busy playing with my $PNIS.

$CLIT will be huge, especially once the merger with $PNIS is confirmed.

Putting my money on $SQRT! Once the $CLIT play has gained some strong momentum, there is no stopping and $SQRT will inevitably follow! Same goes for $CUM.

69x leveraged ETF pls

The Gentleman's ETF.

Indeed

I do believe the ETF you are looking for is $XXX. It just launched after $PNIS merged with $PSSY.

I'm buying puts on $PNIS. Put that $PNIS in my $ASS

I prefer to buy them all in the $FUKD ETF. Lower fees.

I’m going with calls on $EXGF

Dude, $EXGF is going crazy!

Always has been.

With $BALLS ?

I read rumors of SPAC tickers $HAWK and $TUAH coming after $PNIS market share. Can anyone confirm?

Unfortunately, $BUTT has been found to be a huge pump and dump. Hope you got your finger out before the dump!

Sadly my size in $PNIS is only "adequate". Wish I could afford a large dork, like some of you whales...

I always thought it was$PEN15 was I looking up the wrong one

$WEN will $PNIS moon??? If not i’ll have to some peen behind $WEN to buy more $PNIS

The real surprise is $BUTT.SEX which is an ETF of $CUM and $ASS.

Ape no fight Ape, but I'm long on $DONG, so my portfolio can only handle so much $DONG and $PNIS going in and out of it. I'll keep my eye on it though. Never want it to explode when you're not looking.

dammit if you’re in, i’m in!

I keep seeing these buys, but y'all forgetting that all of these stocks are nuthin without $EX.

I'll definitely be checking out $BUTT if you've had your finger in it. Is it in the same sector as $ASS?

Only up!! Especially with the rumor about $EDMDS

$PNIS always underperforms. Try $DLDO instead. I hear it can run for a long time.

You need $NUTS with the $PNIS

Give him that #Hawk#Tuah

I've recently balanced my small $PNIS with a hefty dose of $SPIT & $STRK.. feels good so far

I just made a little $PISS in my pants $OMG $LUL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

$PNIS is set for a breakout. This stock is HARD

I heard rumors that $PNIS is going to merge with $ANUS. This might provoke $CUM to come out and take position. Rumors are that $BALLS are also involved at some level, but not completely all in. And it's true what people say, $PNIS is gonna go hard. However, my eyes are on $PSSY due to the amazing liquidity. The SEC is on top of all of this, believe it or not.

Dont forget the $WBF ! Its always around the corner for gains!

$DICK $DICK $DICK!

Pumper!

Underrated comment of the year... wish I had money for an award but it's in gme... Cheers tho 🍻

You might have some free awards to give out. I had like 5 and gave them away to a bunch of people on this post.

$PNIS is down more often than up. Likewise, in my opinion, the upside potential is limited.

Interesting. From my POV, $PNIS is going consistently sideaways

Should I exercise my $PNIS?

Exercise your $PNIS, puts on $ASS, $CUM after hours.

I heard $CUM is about to be absorbed by $PIE

Everyone loves going long on $PNIS

Hedges are short on $PNIS

HolD $PNIS forever

I recommend jelqing $PNIS for maximum gains

To answer this question i would need to know how big your wife's boyfriends $PNIS is. And pictures of $TITS or it didn't happen. Edit: $PNIS $CUM $TITS for the win.

I am all over $TIDI

> I've been holding a small $PNIS position Small $PNIS or Short $PNIS ... ?

It's a small one. I'm keeping it long-term and trying to increase my size, but it's hard for a poor ape like me.

Agreed. My $PNIS stays long.

I'm definitely not long $PNIS

Not even swinging a little?

Its just flat, it shows correlation to $CHDE

Don’t forget the $sach

I totally bought 6k worth of $PNIS on Friday

Just the tip.

I am long $DONG myself, but $PNIS seems to have a lot of growth potential aswell...decisions decisions..

Guys i‘m a strong business man my net worth is 5 billion USD. I will invest 3 billion into $CUM at market open tomorrow Edit: I can bench press 5kg

5 thousand grams ? Nice! *High-five"!

No, Grahams, he can bench 5 average footy fans (and that's fat as fuck).

Are these grahams in question , perhaps Golden in nature. Those are myfavorite

Last time I heard about $PNIS there were rumors it was going to be absorbed into $ANUS.

A new $SPAC? I’ll $CUM all over that $ASS. Can’t wait until tomorrow.

I heard a merger with $CLIT was confirmed. Bullish.

I was in $PNIS for a while but then I dropped it after they slumped their erection report. Now I'm long on $DONG.

If ButtFarm69 is long $DONG, then you know $DONG is worth looking at.

Surprised he’s not pushing $BUTT tho

I heard he's more of an $ASS man. If he's bullish on $DONG, then you know he must have taken a good, long, hard look at both $PNIS and $DONG.

The DD for my $DCK is that algos have been using Austin powers $PNIS enlarger to PUMP $DONG rather than eat their $ASS losses and just cover $BUTT if we stay $APE strong I believe $CUM & $TITS explosion is inevitable. Just my 2 $CENTS not financial advice

calls on $pnis $envy


Ahh, yes, my favorite strain!

Ape: Long $PNIS. SHF: Short $PNIS

Don’t worry so much. It’s a grower, not a shower.

$PNIS holders are now headed to Uranus. Let's Goooooooo?

Gamestop may be looking to aquire shares in $PNIS as part of their strategy to draw more people into their stores. They may already have a giant $PNIS position, as I believe RC and RK do as well.

https://preview.redd.it/c0r2zdtpjp9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12cd4fa42d72525ab344d4a2273a5771225ffae3

why do u post screenshots? Lol

Bc I drunkenly screenshotted a bunch of stuff from rks page last night to shit post 😂 I think we should have rk meme only posts just from rks page in the true spirit of the memer himself 😂

We are to busy focusing on this that’s why https://preview.redd.it/6cx5fmr72q9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3028b76b2fdc8e57fe7bdf7f67b097dd3dec4010

I feel like I'm being transported back to the Superstonk of 2021

Whats the thing with all this nonsens? Have I missed something. Feels just like it distract people from the real deal.

I’m goin in big on $PNIS!

$DIXE $REKT

Definitely won’t go short on my $PNIS.

My $PNIS rises, but my bags are holding $TSTS

I hope to leverage my $PNIS to cover more options for $ASS and $TITS.

Puts in $ASS! Puts in $ASS!

https://preview.redd.it/07y81zusyp9d1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8172b1bb418ffea7cfc07e4fc2622c90c7613984

Every bit of this. 🤣 

I recommend going long on $DCK tbh

I will DRS 10000 shares of $PNIS

Don’t forget $CUK look what we’ve done for them

I don’t know about $PNIS, but I’m excited about what’s to come with my $BGDK.

Long on $BALS

Might go all in on $CUM at Mondays open idk yet

Calls on $CUM $ASS and $TITS

$MAYO will take off on Monday

$LOL

I love this game.

Definitely all in on $PNIS

I made good money with $PNIS and $CRMPIE

Wtf is this trash

Yeah, how $CUM?

I only inherited small handfuls of $TITS and $ASS from my parents. If I had a lot more money, I might consider buying bigger shares $TITS. For now, whenever I'm bored I accumulate a little more $CUM

Guys, I know we’re not supposed to be posting about other tickers here, but the penny stock subs are all saying $SPUZ is the next meme stock. I’m yolo on Monday. This is not financial advice.

$CUM can only go up at this point and Dan never go wrong with $ASS & $TITS LFG! 💥💥🚀🚀

I feel like one of the boys when I’m holding my $PNIS

I just bought 9000 shares of $TITS

I forgot about this lol

Right hot on the German market: $KACK

which exchange are these on? I can't find those anywhere. Asking for a friend...

They're on the S exchange.

Sir, this is a $WEN…

I remember this one it’s a classic

 Did they turn back on the ticker sniffer algorithm again? Didn't they learn last time?

$WEN Moon?

You know, as long as it’s a grower and not a shower. Unlimited potential.

Easy. Let’s take a poll. How many of you are users here?

Time to enlarge it, OP 😉🚨🤣

i've got a long $PNIS position, shorts are screwed

Edit 2 had me lol

Cool story bro.

I can't get enough $PNIS !!!

$CUM is the next big thing

Full port into $ASS, cause it contains $CUM and $PNIS. Also $TITS is covered by $CUM. It's the one stop solution to all investment.

$CUM, $TITS, and $ASS exhibit inverse correlatation to $GME.

I'm so glad we're finally back to discussing some real money makers on here. I remember the first CUM run up many centuries ago, in 2021. I do think the ASS basket of stocks will do well in the coming months.

Wait guy are pumping up $PNIS tomorrow omg what a miracle. Been holding long for ever!!

I like $TITS and $CUM

Personally I go with the strong performing index $VGNA

Didn’t $CUM just announce the release of Cumboi3000 and are projected to quintuple quarterly sales?

> how come nobody is talking about $PNIS? Because buying $PNIS has the stipulation of getting $GAY and I’m not into that because my portfolio only has room for your aforementioned.

I am about to load so much $CUM in $ASS

$CUM $TITS $ASS

$ANUS has proven to be a stock where the market can hardly penetrate.

I HODL $PNIS !!!!

All in on $NUTZ

Im more for $CUM over $TITS and $ASS myself, but $CUM does derive from $PNIS so ill be loading up on $PNIS calls and push out $CUM over the $TITS and $ASS to cover them both.

I’m more into $VGNA

Im just here to #FUCK and i love #MAST #URB #ATE

My $PNIS puts are in the dirt…. I’m hoping to roll them over so the go ITM and then I’m putting all my gains on $PNIS calls all day!!

$pnis size has to have the right size in your Portfolios to make shure $tits Shake the right way and $ass is pleased. $cum.is the ultimate call for $bby

I can’t believe you guys aren’t talking about $JELQ. $JELQ is clearly going to continue to grow and expand

I love it when they bang the close of $PNIS. Can't wait to see some apes post $PNIS Double Down later

I have hold $PNIS for a very long time now, $PNIS is my favourite stock i can say

I always hold a little $PNIS no matter what the market is doing. I'm constantly checking my $PNIS position too - at church, at work, at home...I've always got one hand checking the position.

My $PNIS holding is very small, my girlfriend says it's average but I know she's lying. I plan to edge up my $PNIS position over the next couple of weeks and it will explode in the next month 🚀🚀🚀🚀

I love $PNIS

$PNIS all in on Monday. Buying gme with the money.

I like me some $PHAT $ASS $TITS

I'm holding $PNIS as we speak 

God damnit I said I wasn't going to go for another ticker, but $PNIS and $CLIT just sounds too good to be true. I think I'll exit all my other positions and go all in on the two.

I would also recommend keeping an eye on the $TITS stock. I have always liked the volume it handles.

Imagine being short on $PNIS

$PNIS is so undervalued right now, I positioned myself to go all in so I’m currently in deep and I have a feeling a short squeeze is imminent.

Bro, $PNIS is gonna pump hard!!! Gonna take my $PNIS gains and yolo into $CUM. Is $ASS a dead play or is there still meat left on that bone?

$DICK $CUM $PNIS $VGNA $CUMSTOP #ROAR

Dude it's crazy because my shoe size is 46EU/12US so girls think it's huge...you can imagine their disappointment when they see my 3 solid steel inches

bullish on $TITS , bearish on $PNIS. im going to sacrifice my life for $TITS on monday

$PNIS is a long shot, but if you go deep on $ASS, I mean really pump it, you could probably see a huge amount of $CUM unloaded. It's risky, it might blow up in people's faces.

$PNIS TO YOUR MOM 🚀🚀🚀

I don't like $PNIS. I prefer $VGNA.

I think $NIPS will continue to grow too. Bit of a sleeper... But gonna get jacked over time.

I don't see anyone else talking about $BOBS even though I believe it has stronger fundamentals then either $TITS or $NIPS. I know a lot of people just use the $MAMR ETF to trade them all simultaneously, but you may loose out on the true potential here by doing so.

This might be my favorite thread in this whole saga lmao The algo is doomed

Continuing to HODL $PNIS

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