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[deleted]

After seeing that one vid where the cable wasn’t even connected I’ll never try this


XursExoticEngram

[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/7Caupa242U)


Just-trying-2-exist

Holy shit


Maverca

I would have run back without the cable just to smack his ass


thebucketlist47

Kinky


MEGAMILKBLAST

https://preview.redd.it/ucejb3061iyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2461e30a6eec3b2cd92f27e63d23b8b5018a5fd8


SlipsonSurfaces

My clumsy butt would make me slip and die the moment I touched the end platform


harks22

I'm imagining a Looney Toons moment where you don't fall until you notice the harness isn't attached


woolsprout

And you look straight into the invisible camera and wave as you fall down


Frl_Bartchello

![gif](giphy|2VAlsjCqicBoBIpzgp) Roadrunner ftw


King_Joffreys_Tits

It’s worth noting that the person lives (doesn’t fall in the first place), for those on the edge of clicking the link


sirkratom

He's so lighthearted about it after realizing it


7-and-a-switchblade

Auto-masking the turbo-panic.


sirkratom

Laughter is my coping mechanism sometimes as well


SimONGengar1293

He probably realized he would likely shit himself so hard he'd rocket boost his way back up onto safety


ravynwave

Omg


greatattentionspa

I would die of 3 simultaneous heart attacks on the spot!


Rude_Variation_433

Fuck me sideways


Zoc-EdwardRichtofen

upside down is better


SnooWalruses9683

Dude almost died and just laughs about it lol


ResponsibleBluejay

WTF


Vasquerade

Fuck that


ikerus0

And the fact that the dude just laughs it off like "ah shucks, would you look at that lol"


AccurateWheel4200

[hell to the naw](https://youtu.be/PB4Nby2Ai-g?si=bok0lshlPcwj38nQ)


asleepdeprivedhuman

It was connected at the beginning, it somehow came disconnected during the end of his run across. If it was disconnected from the beginning it wouldn’t have followed him across. Still disheartening that it disconnected that easily.


HomsarWasRight

I mean, I think what you wrote could be accurately described as “insufficiently connected.” If it just pops off for seemingly no reason at the end it’s not going to prevent him from falling to his death.


BouncingSphinx

That means it wasn't connected securely or properly. At minimum, it should have a spring to keep the clasp closed. Either the clasp wasn't fully on or the spring was broken.


kbder

Jesus, they should have a low spot at the starting point so that you can dangle for a second as a test to make sure you’re really hooked up.


AdFormal8116

That’s all I could think of watching this !


Kenneldogg

Did you see the other where someone fell to their death? Sorry I was misinformed the kid just broke some bones and had wicked cuts from the fall.


rising_pho3nix

Yooooooo... Saaame !! First thing in my mind was nope nope nope !!!


thumpingStrumpet

It was connected to the bottom of the platform. He wasn't committing suicide... 


happy_guy23

They're talking about a different video


Woejack

People find such inventive ways to smash their faces and testicles


MacyTmcterry

Next on *Ow My Balls!*


aspieinblackII

I like money.


QueenElizabethsBidet

GO AWAY! BATIN’!


[deleted]

Hey, you’re that guy from that show (punt).


kfmush

That one the guy busts his nuts on looks like it is dying to break some ankles (and nuts).


ultrapoo

It's not like catching yourself with your chin is painful or anything


BatteryPoweredPigeon

MOST. EXTREME. ELIMINATION. CHALLEEENGE.


AmazingFantasy15

Guy LaDouche! DON’T! GET! ELIMINATED!


[deleted]

Were there any teeth left??


Evening_Sandwich_133

ONE. ONE carabiner.


Pro_Moriarty

To be fair one caribiner (and a locking one at that) is pretty fucking solid. But Im certain i've seen this same bridge, a guy quickly run across it, gets to the other side to find the rope isnt actually connected to him...


bobdiamond

And he just laughs it off!


TheKiln

To be fair, the laughing it off was likely adrenaline and not fully comprehending the risk right away.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

What else is he gonna do? Lol


RoyBeer

Go back over the bridge to punch that guy lol


Agreeable_Cicada9624

I have seen a broken one, give it enough time, heavier dude and top Chinese quality and you will see. The one i saw broken was used for training purposes and was like 1 year old, but it is very possible.


Pro_Moriarty

Not impossible but usually because the caribiner isnt gated properly. Some caribiners used in situations like this are spring twist, to stop human error. You twist and pull down to unlock, and when you release the gate snaps shut and the mechanism auto locks in place.


Column_A_Column_B

I've had the auto mechanism fail on that as a belayer and I'm pretty grateful nothing happened. Manual locking is good too.


fmaz008

A typical locking binner is rated 22kn minimum. Which is close to 5000lbf. What kind of terrible carabiner was it, or, alternatively, what kind of immense blobby dude was it lifting? In those kind of setups, the carabiner will often be self locking and have a secondary gate or system to keep it oriented properly and avoid cross loading. (Ie: CT K-Advance Shell) I mean the CT K-Advance Shell would need 6744 lbf to break. Back in the day (30 years ago?), the pursuit of ultra light gear lead to the creation of hollow aluminum carabinners which were prone to loose their structural integrity if dropped, but those no longer exist. A normal locking carabiner made for this type of application will last years of abuse without issues. What ever lanyard or cord you attatch to it will need to be changed several times before the carabiner is anywhere near its end of life.


walkerspider

And looks like there are two in most of these cases


VetteL82

Owen Hart could not be reached for comment


ThrowawayMod1989

Often biners are stacked opposite and opposed. Likely there is two we just can’t see them clearly.


ExpressiveAnalGland

you really think they are doing opposite and opposed? lol you'd be lucky if they are using lockers


sideflanker

In the clips where I could see the rigging, 3 had pairs and 3 had a single carabiner.


Probability_Engine

In China that's considered a bit overkill. Normally it's just a loosely tied rope.


[deleted]

Congratulations you have received: -15 social credit Thank you! 😊


farouk880

Your faith in those safety measures is misguided.


Son0fSanf0rd

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


Alberot97

that one the dude slipped between the bars inbetween his legs... ouch


Legitimat3

Yeah that one was out of place as fuck. Like there wasn’t even a harness component to that bridge the fuck is it for?! Do they have mountain goats or summin?


NoiseIsTheCure

Seemed like a good way to snap something if you step wrong


Alberot97

recipe for scrambled eggs


East_Zookeepergame25

big ouch


GoodHusband1000

Chinese government: " We need to fix the population, but don't make it obvious"


captainsquawks

I gotchu, fam


bumblyjack

They want the population to go up now. They see the writing on the Wall and realize the horrific generational gap they'll be facing in 30 years.


MrTerrificPants

What some people do in the name of thrills and fun will never cease to amaze me.


Thamalakane

At least the guy held on to his beer


Alberot97

Drunk people don't have any balance but they never spill the beer


FarMass66

These all look so Intentional


ecky--ptang-zooboing

Brcause they are


FrenchFry-ApplePie

![gif](giphy|ybstSlIgIEhQA)


carlingdarling

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hi8ZseNdU8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hi8ZseNdU8)


batman-pizzaparty

https://preview.redd.it/y8amdoon3jvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae70ed03361fdbe5510b5dc44b79dc88aa53de1 This guy getting his hand peeled back 🤣


Xinonix1

![gif](giphy|xEpTspH9hGwHS)


Other_Beat8859

Can we talk about how that one guy after falling with his beer went to fucking drink it while hanging? Fucking chad


Take_away_my_drama

Are they all drunk? They look drunk.


mknardo

La estupidez humana no tiene fronteras


Mouseclick974

Does anybody remember that crash bandicoot level?? looks exactly like it !


TheJadeBlacksmith

Gotta admire the hopping zombie's dedication to the character


Grizzly62

Man those steps don't look soft at all, they look like you're getting fucked up when you fall


FrendlyAsshole

Hello, I'm Mr. Nope and I'm the Mayor of Nopetown. I'd like to give this a big NOPE... # NOPE!


Good-Degree-2443

Any one else get that wierd fealing in there feet when watching that stuff


mookizee

All this chinese goofin around.. turns out each fall is a near miss for cracking the skull open on the bridge. 🤷‍♂️


SliceOfTy

Lmao I just saw the girl whose shoes flew off that extremely short bungee jump, and ill be damned if that isn't the one half way in this vid.


ObitoUchiha10f

I will never have enough trust on the harness to do something like to is for fun, let alone one made in China.


Red_Bull_Breakfast

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.


Call_Me_Squishmale

It looks like the chances of breaking your face or teeth on the way down are pretty damn good even if the fall protection holds.


superCobraJet

Since I had to Duck-duck-go this I thought I would share what I found... [https://nextshark.com/extreme-theme-park-china-will-test-fear-heights](https://nextshark.com/extreme-theme-park-china-will-test-fear-heights)


Flammable_Druid

This is the most Road to Nowhere Crash Bandicoot shit I've ever seen.


palmasana

This made my palms sweat and my feet tingle


The-Valiantcat

Dang these quests Zeniba has No Face going on these days are crazy


parker3309

OK, the person in the Cape is just drunk man


asburymike

Need a helmet and mouthpiece minimum


aville1982

New season of squid games looks awesome!!


ThePhatNoodle

Dude that ate shit and proceeded to take a swig of his beer or whatever is a legend 🗿


YahooSuckssss

BRING BACK MXC!!!!!!!!


Prolific017

You CAN, go fuck yourselves. China’s a place I would want that harness crossing ANY bridge, let alone one with holes!


Virtual_Fig7052

Nah, fuck that.


__BIFF__

What was the point of the "stairs to nowhere" one where the guy falls on his ass. It didn't look like a bungee cord, just a fall arrest , but it was connecting under the stairs. EDIT: ok so it is stupidly, exactly for the only thing I could picture happening https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/lvaJnx1Xs9


DarkwingDuckHunt

Beeer Man gets me


[deleted]

Anyone know the name of the song? My Shazam didn’t pick it up right


intrepidOcto

I don't get it


Ecstatic_Article4441

This is so crazy 🤪


grogstarr

Da fuc?


LeoLaDawg

Even with a harness you can still be injured badly on this whatever it's called.


denny_crane68

this video made my b hole go “weewoh”


Ok_Comfort1588

Made in China bridge and harness No thank you


SteroidSandwich

These give me shaky knees


[deleted]

Damn, they are going for it and don’t even flinch when they eat shit. Impressive.


iridescentlion

Half those dudes lost their testicles


Clean_Deer_8566

My clumsy butt would make me slip and die the moment I touched the end platform


Empty_Positive

Suicide training? Or why it looks like they training to remove the fair or jumping/letting go


coffee_tea_champs

Nope never. I would have ongoing dreams of falling


lineman4U

Looks like fun !


gloi-sama

There are piles of bones below that are never shown in the camera.


Ikhlas37

So you're saying the fall isn't as far?


pinkpanter555

Try do it with out the security robe much more fun


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

My arsehole is puckering just watching this...


[deleted]

What is the deal with China and heights?


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Made me dizzy 😵‍💫


Due-Relationship-688

I dont understand.Just why


rwk223

Glad to see that social media is the clearing house for human stupidity in China as well. Good to know we aren't alone.


StumpyHobbit

No ., just no. Not now, not ever.


ukedontsay

The real Kaonashi would have totally nailed it.


Fuzzy_Bed_8010

This looks pretty fun


armyfidds

Sweatiest video here yet


CardiologistOk2704

he looks like an abyss mage


JustMePaxi

Crazy


Relevant_Elderberry4

Nope.


[deleted]

For some reason the one that made me squirm the most was the one with the thin bars and the legs getting trapped


Simicrop

Just seems like busted ribs and uppercuts


CDR_Starbuck

Why?


Longjumping-Milk8037

my anxiety goes brrrrrrr


Bulls187

The valley down there is littered with teeth


flappyspoiler

Balls...inside my chest cavity 😧😧


Line-guesser99

So it's a combo bridge and Bungie jump.


Preyslayer00

I think this is how the US should do parole


downupstair

I literally cannot watch this.


SwoleSerg

Nope


mckchase

Looks like a great way to bite your tongue off.


GulfStormRacer

lol this comment is cracking me up


somander

Welcome to Takeshi’s Chasm!


1WngdAngel

Nope. Don't care if I'm tethered, not doing it.


stripperjnasty

What am i missing here


Human_Satisfaction25

Are these ppl.. slow? Legit wondering


FoxCQC

Absolute no from me, you build a proper bridge if you want me to cross.


ReiPelado

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


GunslingerOutForHire

This is why every costume I make, it's geared for maximum visibility in the visor/helmet.


minetube33

What a fun way to get brain damage.


Atlas001

imagine trusting your life to chinese safety standards


No-University-8185

nope!


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NoParticular2420

This video making my stomach roll.


Ok_Refrigerator5527

FUCK.THAT


balls2yerface

I have reached the point in my life where I am now afraid of heights in videos? Why did my heart sync so hard when I saw the first person drop?


annihilatress

This is like me trying to cross a bridge during an anxiety dream


Rac2nd

Imagine using Oculus Rift while doing this…


checked_idea2

Grab a fat pedophile, we’re testing the weight limit


HowRememberAll

I feel so bad for that guy who almost lost his helmet I'd be mad


RoseLaCroix

💩🧱


TRIPLEOHSEVEN

Song slaps and I want it. What is it?


The_Patriot1

Why


Electrical_Bee3042

Was that guy just drunk as fuck drinking a beer doing that, lol


Glad_Trade3207

The people are overly dramatic. Why?


FrozenShadow_007

Beer guy had his priorities straight


getyourrealfakedoors

Jeez wear a helmet


[deleted]

Just make a better bridge. Fill in those gaps! What the actual fuck


The_Wata_Boy

Our man at 16 seconds ain't got no harness.


Sparten177-UNSC

Naww that's insane


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Imagine if that happened to you and you did fall. The half second where you think you're gonna die, then the other half second where you remember you have a cable keeping you safe.... then the next second where you realize you're still falling.


Greywacky

Mr technique there with the white hair and black robes.


Old-Sky1969

The fourth one made me laugh. Fell over then took a swig of his beer


mchaekz

Sometimes the things i have to cross / climb in my dreams are built like that or worse ...


FenixOfNafo

Hey can we find new ways to torture dissenters without it being obvious??


Rigelturus

u/savevideo


Competitive_Sell_421

My heart jumped at the fourth try


Rich_Handsome

Some of these people look like they're deliberately doing obviously stupid shit to inflict pain upon themselves.


[deleted]

Crash bandicoot in real life


Kizzywa

I'll do it like 10 feet in the air, no higher. And over a pool


MrTea9753

3rd guy tried human fall flat tactics


Secret_Welder3956

Stupid people crossing a semi-existing bridge


TerrificDinner93

Crash bandicoot bridge level


BetterOutThenIn

My palms are dry


Effective-Smell-7973

Thanks I hate it


scorp1a

Props to the dude who immediately went in for a sip of his drink


SkyPopZ

you will never catch me on this shit ![gif](giphy|zWZ3LFcnpQPt3MQhRS|downsized)