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Quick thinking, fucking genius


iamhyperrr

I know right? I was hella impressed by his reaction. My dumb ass would've probably kept looking for some dry wood to pry him away from the gate as per electrical safety guide I've read ages ago lmao


cuerdo

- give **motorbike** to **electrocuted man** - *I cannot do that!* - push **motorbike** to **electrocuted man** - *I cannot do that!* - walk to **Infinix** - *there is nothing there* - talk to **electrocuted man** - *he seems to busy to talk*


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reheateddiarrhea

That movement is certainly an involuntary reaction. I've been electrocuted multiple times. It must have an effect on the electrical impulses in your brain because everything just kind of scrambles. Imagine an air horn going off in both ears, a strobe light going off in your eyes, and every single muscle in your body completely locking up all at the same time. You have zero control. He likely evacuated his bladder and bowels from this extended shock.


disgruntledhobgoblin

the electrical current will make your muscles spasm which will lead to you gripping stuff. Thats why it seems that people that get shocked grip even tighter around whatever they are holding. They simple cant relax the muscles anymore. You can do something similiar in physical therapy with therapeutic electrical devices. If placed correctly you can make the muscle contract which will look like an involuntary jerk. Its fun to show it to students as they will find it interesting and pay better attention.


reheateddiarrhea

Ah yes, transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation. I'll occasionally use one for back pain. I use it on the highest setting. I've seen others try it on high and fold up like a pretzel, lol.


Lizardd

Just call it Dr.Ho smh


reheateddiarrhea

That's a brand of TENS machine. I've actually never heard of that brand before, so it's certainly not synonymous in the way that "Tupperware," or "Weedeater" are.  We are talking about the effects of electricity on muscles, that is why I used the full name instead of the acronym. May I ask why the fact that I tried to make my statement as clear as possible and show how it is relevant to the topic at hand in bothers you? additionally, how would using a brand name that not everyone has heard of be a better way to get my point across?


MorochIgaram

You've been electrocuted multiple times?


reheateddiarrhea

Yes, many. Playing with a socket when I was a kid, touching the inside of a lightbulb in a lamp that broke but was still plugged in, touching a cattle fence, and tackling my brother who was being electrocuted by a 220v dryer cord that had a cut in it. That's just as a kid. As an adult I was shocked many times by a livestock fence, loads of times from a stun gun as my friend and I used to battle with them, many times from a line trimmer with a janky spark plug wire, twice from faulty cords, once from a 220v stove outlet due to a mislabeled breaker and not checking it with a tester, once from accidentally stapling a dead line to a live line, and god knows how many times changing out live plugs and fixtures because sometimes It just happens in construction. I'm sure there are loads more but that's what I can remember off the top of my head. Edit: Most of these are due to sheer stupidity.


International-Bat777

Sounds like you have had multiple electric shocks, electrocuted is death or severe injury.


reheateddiarrhea

Oh my, I just looked it up and electrocution always means death. I have never been electrocuted, only shocked. You learn something new every day!


MorochIgaram

It feels you've wronged Zeus somehow and he is slowly getting is revenge.


DoodfrumspaceEleven

That was baller that he used his scarf or whatever to save him. I would’ve been too dumb to think of that. Deffinently scary


The_Third_Molar

In the future I'll have to remember to use my shirt then. I learned something new today.


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Kaleb_belak

A *towel*, says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have


Bowling4rhinos

That’s one cool frood!


Sonic_Is_Real

Hoopy


StoopBadger118

Also, "Don't forget your towel!" -Towely


Jolly-Vanilla9124

It’s called a gamchha. It’s very common among indians to use that in hot weather.


IceManJim

Went from Casual Nut Adjustment >> Saving Friend's Life in an instant


talesfromtheepic6

scratching his balls one second saving a life the next


Negrofluorescente

The man I want to be one day…


PhantomPain0_0

Life story of a Chad


shokolokobangoshey

The Duality of a Chad


Inevitable-Ad9006

It ain't the jaws of life, it's the balls of life!


ForeverAddickted

Love the moment where he goes to touch him, and then thinks: "Nope... Better not do that"


SatisfactionSpecial2

electricity finds the shorter path so he would possibly be fine


Salazans

Path of _least resistance_, not necessarily the shortest one. It also doesn't necessarily only find _one_ path. It's definitely still very risky.


Serafim91

**Actually,** it explicitly does not only find one path. The correct saying would be finds every path inversely proportional to the resistance.


Salazans

Correct. I didn't want to get fully technical


SatisfactionSpecial2

Yes, so possibly he would be fine, also possibly he wouldn't :P


Bitter-Basket

He almost “closed shop” permanently


thatguyoudontlike

The best kind of strangulation here


Mammoth-Record-7786

This is why you should never forget your towel


MauriceMonroe

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mancho98

Wow that guy is smart,  brave and strong. Also a hero. Crazy one moment is standing there scratching his balls, next he saves a life. 


Brebix

Fast thinking holy fuck! ![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


No-Gene-4508

Dude almost screwed up too! What a good dude


jeffster91

Healthy and safety garrote


Pillow_Top_Lover

Smart and quick thinking.


Zandrews153

What is shocking him?


FehdmanKhassad

the prices of Mars bars these days for one


Zandrews153

Lol


ARoundOfApplesauce

As opposed to being electrocuted to something else?


John_EightThirtyTwo

Well, annoyingly, "electrocuted" can now mean "shocked", including when it isn't fatal. This despite the fact that "electrocute" was (obviously?) created as a portmanteau of "electric" and "execute". So it's no longer wrong to speak of somebody surviving electrocution. This is how our language progresses. I won't be going along on this one, though.


angeleaniebeanie

I do not like this.


SatisfactionSpecial2

Lets say it comes from electric and cute instead, I mean look how cute he looks as he is spasming


sweetpotato_latte

Weird because I’m 30 from Michigan and haven’t ever thought of the word “electrocute” to inherently imply death. I’d use shock/zap/electrocute synonymously. I wonder why.


John_EightThirtyTwo

Ah, OK. So, not obviously. But that's what it is. (Or was.)


sweetpotato_latte

It definitely makes sense, though. I’m not surprised it’s a specific word for a specific type of death. My dad is a contractor too and wires a lot of different things that I’ve been around so I’m surprised I never made the distinction!


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Thank goodness for the good samaritans of world and this gentleman is definitely one. His quick thinking and ability to stay calm saved another person life!


SuchAsSeals42

Damn, that’s clever- I dunno if I would’ve thought of that


cobrakaiaccountant

You don’t have to say electrocuted to death that means death. It’s like saying I was assassinated to death. :)


deadlyfrost273

Yes you do, you can be electrocuted and live.


gsamov2

I was watching some electrical lineman videos and this came up. Electricuted means by default to death, if you didn't die, you were shocked. Although, the oxford does include injured or killed. verb past tense: electrocuted; past participle: electrocuted injure or kill someone by electric shock. "a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights"


The_Third_Molar

I heard the same from my electrician friend.


cobrakaiaccountant

Yes but it can be assumed you mean to death. As that is the definition and most used way of description. I guess you could at least rearrange it to say, “a dude does not die from electrocution.”


RaspBoy

he did take a hard hit to the head


Fr3unen

I'd rather take a hard hit to the head than being turned into a big bunch of burnt flesh.


TomGNYC

Yeah, can you grab him once he's pulled off of the fencing or is he still juiced?


fuckdirectv

I'm not exactly an expert in electricity, but once he's off the fence he's no longer conducting the current, so I believe it should be safe to touch him.


Spiritual_Benefit367

smart and fast reaction.


MelonElbows

The one time that grabbing someone by the neck and pulling probably helped to save their life.


bagaudin

r/WatchPeopleSurvive


evanweb546

The lack of governmental safety regulations for stuff like electrical in this part of the world is fucking terrifying.


xXxWhizZLexXx

At least nobody is stealing from that Shop.


SliceIka

I would panicked and take the bike to slam into him


Blicky83

Damn,props to dude with the quick thinking and action


duhrun

Excellent fast thinking what a save, so I learned I could take off my shirt and do the same.


Cardout

Not his first rodeo


SphinctrTicklr

Saved by a fucking sash


Anarcho-Crab

Damn, I was thinkin "bro you need something to grab him with...oh hold up use the scarf!!" Then he used the scarf and I was YES!


welfedad

If this was taken out of context you would think this guy was brutal AF, but nah


ahem_humph

Electrocuted means “to death” already. Don’t need to add “to death”.


Bwb05

Dude saved his life! Awesome


Sea_Local3354

Poor water on him so he doesn’t catch fire while being electrocuted


tripbin

what a fucking baller


Gaara34251

Imagine if he broke his neck, what a hard time explaining the police xd


SinTron99

u/repostsleuthbot


Guest_1746

ofc it's infinix


Still_Explorer

He was about to pay for electricity... WITH HIS LIFE!


fr4nz86

Imagine if the dude broke his neck instead /s


EffingBarbas

From electrocution to near concussion. Dude almost received r/worstaid from ball scratcher


fleebjuice69420

“-cuted” means “to death”