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Avox0976

What the actual fuck, where are there parents!? How do they have access to the roof of a skyscraper?!


Porkchopp33

What happened to riding some bikes


Nickleeham

I don’t recommend riding bikes over that gap.


Polyxeno

Just get a plank for a ramp.


SmokeAbeer

And some shin guards.


DogStray

Remember to wear a helmet.


shadow_229

Helmets save li… never mind.


stupossum

Underrated comment.


Big-Acanthisitta8797

😂😂😂


Ok_Job5592

💀


Careless-Foot4162

Bro, they started tossin bikes in the river 5 years ago


SnooSuggestions9830

Might get snatched, not safe for kids to roam the neighbourhood. (This is sarcasm)


Phantomdude_YT

What happened to playing fortnite


EJ2600

Their parents are busy making spare kids


Semantic23

They are holding the cam


Designer-Bat-7956

This is China,it's normal there


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Beat me to it.


Blicky83

Holy fuck,I done a lot of stupid shit as a kid but this is crazy


DatRatDo

Me too. Just imagine what we would have done if the algorithms were pumping us full of viral daredevil stunts every hour!


Blicky83

No doubt,I’m glad there was no such thing as social media when I was a kid..most people didn’t even have internet until after I got out of school.I used to get them free AOL trials 😂I never once paid for that shit.trail ran out,I was going to get another free trail disc..was bootlegging music from Kazaa and Limewire.bootleg music and burnt CDs saved me thousands of dollars.I was devastated when they shutdown Kazaa.had to go back to buying CDs.I still have huge binders full of a few thousand CDs I bought.I used to cash my paycheck every week and first thing I would do was hit the music stores


daevski

Not sure you had to share ALL of that, but okay lol


Blicky83

Damn,let me live bro!..Im just reminiscing of a simpler time 😂


daevski

Fair, just found myself laughing while reading 😂


orange-dinosaur93

I also did the same in my childhood but my neighborhood aunt caught me doing it and beat the shit outta me.


stimmen

You did THIS?


orange-dinosaur93

Many times.


debris16

I have done this as a kid as well and also initiated other kids into it. Yes, I was stupid.


RudeOrganization550

Look mum, no hands ![gif](giphy|mTXSKTk3BsT6w|downsized)


Mart1n192

Look mum! No feet!


ToeKnail

Its all fun and games until... ![gif](giphy|10QZvWwBUQbpqE)


LungHeadZ

https://i.redd.it/9hnzc1howh8d1.gif You go back in time to kill Boris the animal?


TheCrowing817

ITS JUST BORIS!!!


Ur_a_adjective_noun

That’s enough internet for me today.


dingo1018

It looked really fake to me, watching it once on my phone screen with my bad eyes. Something about the frame rate when he jumped, seemed to flicker, not right. Also that's a big gap, an adult would probably need a full run up. I'm calling fake.


Lucky-number-Sl3v1n

I agree.. vid looks edited


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Even with that much camera shake and zoom? I’ll probably get downvoted because I asked. I actually don’t know.


daevski

No, you’re getting the upvotes… this is not edited. The shake and zoom are good points.


Agreeable-Teabag

Geeez, I wonder where they learned that. The innocent are the first to die. Secondly, where are the parents! This shit makes me stomach sick. I hope the person taking the video called the police.


bendltd

I mean we playing outside too and no parent was watching. I did something similar. I climbed up a wood thing for cats up to the roof. I cringe myself thinking back but at that time I didnt think it was dangerious. Was in the 90 ties.


CallDaLegend

Probably didn't since most people's instincts for anything is to just record and do nothing


Masked_Potatoes_

Most? Sounds like you're living in a dystopia


pambimbo

That is why my momma always told me if your friend jumps from the roof will you jump too?


Jest_Ace

I really freakin hope this person called the fire department before recording this act of neglect and child endangerment 🙃


Weird_Amount_4608

I am sorry to admit as a kid, I think my brain was broken, we did shit like this and I almost died like a fucking idoit


orange-dinosaur93

Same. I did it many times but our building was not this tall. Still deadly though. One slip and we all would have been Cooked.


MaxFischerPlayer

Jesus fucking Christ


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And I thought *I* did stupid shit when I was young.


JustARandomDude1986

No Blindfold ?


Dadagis

The level of distress I feel watching this is above any safe limits


pokefanKTZT1996

Their parents need to have a parental lesson on safety violation


Far_Welcome_2001

WTF!!


Bertybassett99

Future parkour legend.


master-overclocker

This is one of the most stressful videos I watched.. Proof that you should ALWAYS monitor your kids what they doing . They dont have 2 brain cells while young. They watched video of parkour guys on TikTok - did same. Also parkour is SUCH STUPID thing to do. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️Even skateboarding is reasonable comparing to it ..


LickMyMeatCurtains

The olds tell us that we spend too much time inside. Now they complain we are jumping roof to roof. Pick one old farts


Pestelis

This belongs to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


RacingGoat

Video games are dangerous to your health boys, go outside and play.


Commercial_War_8660

Allow your children to pursue their dreams…the ground’s the limit!


chris35moto

OMG! DONT THEY KNOW THEYRE ENDANGERING THE PEOPLE INDERNEATH THEM?!?!?!


Downtown-Bluebird553

The scary part is they don’t even do it to chase clout . There’s people who do these for views and likes .


S1mba93

And not a phone in sight, beautiful. This is what being a child was about, back in my days.


DJScopeSOFM

I'm Joseph Knocksburg and this Soviet Jackass!


-_-WillThatBoy-_-

Xio and Ling Ling were later found 20 minutes laters near the 2nd floor.


HottestChinky

u/savevideo


Tbkgs

I almost threw my phone when purple was like leaning after the jump. What the fuck??


Ryziacik

I did something similar when I was little and I didn't understand why adults yelled at me and cursed me. I wouldn't even have the courage to climb there today :D


mt007

If he is alive : he should includes in his cv “parkour skyscrapers since I was 10”


Guarantee_Weekly

This made me clench


prorounak

I am sure that they are storror fans. I hate parkour youtubers. Fuck them.


Outrageous_Oil6166

Reminded me of my childhood :) Yes, we were into it.


randomhumanithink

My stomach now officially lives in my testicles 


BuddyWood43

Amateur footage of Jackie Chan at 7


Lyle1984

Covid lockup entertainment


FunApple

Don't worry guys, they have a save file.


Goszoko

Glad to see them kids finally going out and enjoying the weather instead of spending all day scrolling TikToks <3


SomOvaBish

I used to climb trees and get my adrenaline from the height… this is madness!


CaptainObviousII

Jesus Fucking Christ! Why in the fuck do I follow this sub.


RanzigerRonny

Just living the life. No phones in sight.


Fuzzy-Ant-2988

You're a toy , you can't fly... To ♾️ and beyond


certainlynotacoyote

They'll either grow up to be great free runners, or they won't.


cheezzypiizza

This is the only time I would prefer a child stays indoors on their iPad rather than actually plays outside lol


w3are138

I feel sick now.


armyfidds

I had a friend who did that. He's alive but he's a stupid cunt


Spiritual_Tap8288

Superhero origins


-xDicex-

https://preview.redd.it/dhl2w43inj8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e60797444e8b5aa5f5b2a3951485735659b60ea9


Opiumthoughts

![gif](giphy|3og0IKCgTAejgHnbFK|downsized)


sloths_are_chill

My butthole is quivering


kivlov02

Inspired by Prince of Persia


bananabastard

Terrifying.


RagingKajun444

Omg!!!!! Whomever is recording needs to report it instead of posting!!


demoboil

This is China,their parents will not be punished


akchimp75

little nightmares ahh kids


Basdoderth

First time my hands actually sweat.


rcwarman

I would say that they are about to save a ton of money on child care… but obviously that’s not an expense of their parents


No_Routine_3706

Smh.....no way.


narstyarsefarter

When men were men


FluffMonsters

I can’t handle this. Stupid adults with a death wish is one thing, but they’re just kids. 😣


Actual_Laugh366

That kid is going to be the worst YouTuber/tiktoker/flubflopper.


Spiritual_Benefit367

:-(


Asleep_Forum

I am disappointed that the fat one isn't even filming for tiktok or whatever shit


The_Grim_Gamer445

I've done a lot of stupid shit and stunts as a kid. Like going down a massively steep hill on my bike, losing control, and wound up fucking up my knee for about the next 6 months. But I would never even dream of doing something this stupid.


ballsack_kisser

![gif](giphy|GNa7MGZcIJHznLRzeC)


ChewieLee13088

![gif](giphy|XEaxdA1mObxm40bnpM)


tstr_strdl

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


New_World_2050

Parents are to blame here


Tamel_Eidek

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


FunRefrigerator4846

Gambling with your life fun 😳


ProzacJM

Is this fake? Please tell me is fake.


AccurateArcherfish

Just kids being kids. I'm sure you played hop scotch as a kid too.


Snowblind45

this is what happens when parents force their kids away from video games hehe


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J4Hg

Oh really? Not the parents or guardian? Children are children and requires supervision at all times.


space_return

You are a very wise person


enigmaticsince87

Let me guess - Russia?


Khuslen0602

It looks like it's from China.


enigmaticsince87

Yeah I think you're right


tuckermalc

Or fake


cultivated_neurosis

Yah can tell by the depressing drab ass buildings


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drmuffin1080

Correlation does not equal causation. U really think there weren’t adrenaline junkies doin this 20 years ago?


RJoeEL

So scarey


Other_Cat5134

Where is this? How on earth did they get you there?


Uncertain-pathway

My grandmother's house had a ledge running around the whole house, averaged about 5 feet off the ground. I definitely circumnavigated the house a couple of times via the ledge. So, I just want to say, I understand this


michelmau5

Finally some kids that don't use the phone/tablet all day


xianzhongdada

Exactly me,when you play with other kids,if you don't do this behaviour,you will be considered that you are not brave enough


cow-Working-478

Welcome to China! Are you wondering where the guardians are? The guardians are all at work. The cost of living here is comparable to Poland, but the salary level is not much better than in Georgia.


Deep_Cauliflower_311

Yep


Otherwise_Internet71

China_in real life


ConfidentMSnake

Let Darwin do the driving lol


Dr_Flam3z

Darwin


Deep_Cauliflower_311

The cost of living here is comparable to Poland, it's not correct. The result of Google “monthly salary in China is 29300 yuan(≈4000$)" is really ridiculous. It's not its fault, but the statistical results of the **magical** National Bureau of Statistics of China for political service. The actual salary in China is much smaller than the number you see on Google, 90% of Chinese are estimated to get less than 1500$ a month. Correspondingly, the cost is definitly lower than most European countries, from my many years of experience in China.


LisanneFroonKrisK

This has been reposted over ten times


DNAkauai

Hey Jimmy “if you eat your carrots you can go play on the roof” Sounds great mom!! 🤦🏻


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JoJoFC27

Yes, but on the rooftop.


ixikzisigwvbend

Chill that’s how us Chinese all spend our childhood


Dry-One5644

Anyone want to know what the real China is? This is it, no surprise.


Thamalakane

Kids going splat!!!