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mchfan346

I thought they were throwing up a hill, then it just kept falling


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After that I actually thought I was in /r/confusing_perspective


Nine-LifedEnchanter

Right?! That messed with me. It doesn't change when I rewatch it either.


DualDread876

It’s like Oh that’s a bit bigger than I thou- oh. oh.. *oh…*


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runslaughter

Not to me, sadly


MeatSweats1942

No she didn't


Bulangiu_ro

oman it is falling


smoothielovet679

If it was a nokia the world would have ended from the explosion


RATTY420

Are we just ignoring that random frame of a bee keeper then.. Cuz I've got a few questions..? Is that the same box..? Is the dude walking inches from death CARRYING FUCKING BEES!!???


dsbtc

Yeah I would just choose not to have bees


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

"They're my emotional support bees"


SuperDizz

Then you may not have crops. Pollination is required for a lot of fruit and vegetables.


Jfurmanek

They probably charge an arm and a leg for it.


chappersyo

Just pop a little H on that box so we know it’s got hornets in


sumostar

Why don’t you just go ahead and have this present anyway


chappersyo

That acne came back hey?


BoxsFullOfPepe666

God what a good show. Take my upvote


The_wolf2014

Heroine? Hydrogen? Instructions unclear and now I've been stung many times, am high, and on fire


LuxInteriot

"The bees are safe, Ali! They can fly. Now do your job!"


FunkthaWut

Amazon Prime is really going the extra mile these days


manbruhpig

Now imagine the guy carrying the camera who doesn’t even get to watch where he is going


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I thought the same thing.


Pagiras

I think it's just regular bees, but.. you never know.


Fireproofspider

What if I told you that the single frame bee keeper isn't real?


StrykerSeven

(There really was no need for the apostrophe on "bee's".)


downvotesStag

It's ok, the bees can fly so he can just hang on to the box if he falls.


Murky-Scale-8292

This is how my parents went to school


T0mbaker

But it was snowing too want it?


[deleted]

Global Warming.


Evening_Yam_8467

Don't forget tornadoes


IPlayTeemoSupport

and they had to do it several times a day due to all the jobs


skunkwoks

Did you get the milk like I asked you? …


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“I said almond milk…”


[deleted]

I got nut milk instead


unholy_sassquatch6

I nutted in the milk


Reditate

r/yourjokebutworse


huntstheman

Your milk contains my semen


everwonderedhow

Yemen*


NicNoletree

I got 12 milk jugs, like you asked. What? You said get milk, and if they have eggs get a dozen. They had eggs, so I got a dozen milk.


skunkwoks

…And no eggs. A classic :)


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manbruhpig

I guess those must’ve been boo bees


Supertrojan

Lol


gigibuffoon

There's got to be come context to this... why are people having to climb life risking mountains just to "carry goods back home"? If this is how they got goods to their homes, how did those homes get built in the first place?


realvladdiputtn

There’s extensive cave networks in the east of the country through these extremely mountainous regions. They don’t traditionally build any large settlements there, but they have been used extensively by the tribes in the area to hide out from enemy forces. They’re so impenetrable that Egypt resorted to chemical weapons attacks in the ‘60s to try to root the tribesmen out because all other attempts failed. https://academic.oup.com/book/7091/chapter-abstract/151596571?redirectedFrom=fulltext


uncerta1n

What a shameful fact in Egypt's history.


booped_urnose345

Pretty sure a few months ago people were mad because some terrorists were trying to sneak into the country through a tunnel and they used mustard gas to dispose of them...


TheMerovingian

Egypt has a history of doing terrible things to people I think.


enragedcactus

I mean what country hasn’t at least dabbled with chemical weapons and war crimes?


Trakkah

I mean probably loads, Ireland for example excluding the IRA which don't represent the Irish people or government. Usually the ones who had the war crimes committed against.


heathmon1856

Go back to mummy’s


Gin-and-PussyJuice

[They're collecting cave honey.](https://twitter.com/its_yemen/status/1301561186211827712) Here's [some more info:](https://balqees.com/yemeni-raw-cave-honey-dubai) > The most expensive Yemeni honey is Kahouf (cave) honey from Wadi Amd. There in the remote mountains the bees make wild hives. Hidden from the sun this liquid gold retains its thick consistency, amber colour and all its rich nutrients. > The beekeepers have to crawl inside the caves through narrow fissures in the rock and collect just enough so that the bees can still thrive without damaging the hive or these precious creatures. It is so rare it costs at least USD $1550 for 2.2 lbs. [This honey is only collected twice annually.](https://beemission.com/blogs/news/rare-and-exotic-honey)


takeitorleaveit00

Yemeni honey is really good but really expensive. Also look at Al Sidr honey, made from the Sidr tree


Ok-Lavishness-4979

Yeah I’d like to see just where they ended up.


elSpanielo

15 Yemen Road, Yemen.


GSGrapple

I often have to look up addresses of schools and in some countries, the addresses are literally like this. I recently had one that was just "school name," Zimbabwe.


fuckitweredoingitliv

When we get to Yemen can I live with you?


jurmomwey

/r/howyoudoin


Walrave

Well they certainly ain't Nahmen


matt675

Lol


Jjagger63

This made me laugh harder than it should have!


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1800generalkenobi

One of those trips should be to bring back pickaxes and then everybody just takes a swing every now and then to widen that path.


[deleted]

That's exactly my thought. If I had to walk this path daily, I'd be spending my day carving out the shittiest parts.


ZuFFuLuZ

I think you guys have played too much Minecraft. Rock is HARD. You are not going to make a path there with a pickaxe.


lionseatcake

I mean...this is how parts of the world are. How did humans build houses before roads even existed? We've literally been doing it for hundreds of thousands of years. In fact we've been doing it THIS way for far longer than we've been using roads.


jaspsev

I assume they don’t want to go through the road due to checkpoints.


Icy_Process1883

No alcohol...I get it now


Habarer

in sandals lol effing hell


logosfabula

And the brittle rocks? Why


CptnBlackTurban

Older generation used to do it barefoot. My uncles told me when they were young and went to the village school they couldn't walk into school barefoot. So they used to carry their sandals in their bag and put them on right before entering. They were worried about ripping the sandals on the walk (think cheap chinese thong sandals.) Our village's valley path isn't as bad as this but still was a trail up and down two mountains.


Possum_Pendulum

Literally walking to school uphill both ways!


roidie

I got exhausted just thinking about doing that daily.


poppa_koils

Keyna fields some of the best marathon runs in the world. Most of those kids learn how to run distances barefoot.


Supertrojan

Thanks for sharing !!


Compressorman

When I go to the store l get intensely irritated if I get caught by all the red lights. I will try to recall this next time l allow myself to get mad at a small, silly thing


Escudo777

We often think that our problems are the biggest.


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Like a rock in your shoe.


Dhk3rd

What if they are? What if you don't think it, you know it? Do you think anyone throughout history has ever been hyper aware enough to actually know they have the biggest problem? Kinda fun to ponder for a bit, write?


[deleted]

Japanese people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for a moment? I’m thinking they knew they had the biggest problem for a moment but it didn’t last long for most of them.


cheekybandit0

Maybe someone narcissistic might think about comparing their problems to everyone else's in that moment if it gave them a "victim advantage" over everyone else. Personally, I think Id just have a breakdown and die, no time to think about the problem.


anyholsagol

>Personally, I think Id just have a breakdown and die, no time to think about the problem. Same. I would literally die if someone dropped a nuke on me.


PizzaScout

Could you, even with hindsight, point at a single event and call it the worst of that time? I feel like there's just always different problems and it's next to impossible to pinpoint which is actually the worst


Dhk3rd

Why yes, I actually can. There's a single man-made thing that connects us all globally. In English (US), we call it 'money'. It's the fuel of our global economy. There have been numerous negative events throughout history that are tied to money. I don't have to argue beyond that to know with certainty that Enron and Bernie Madoff were the single worst of that time. Some "*think*" they're still relative today because they had such a negative impact.


PizzaScout

Why did you feel the need to so condescendingly explain what money is? I mean yeah you could say that money is the single most desctuctive invention but, weren't we talking about relatively short lived events where a single person could be aware of the fact they are currently having the biggest problem in the world? And do you really think those two are the worst that ever happened to the world? Sure they suck big time, but some scammers are way less horrible than someone like Hitler or Mao Zedong.


lbodyslamrhinos

I say last Tuesday I had the biggest historical problem ever, we were going to bake a cake using our new kitchen aid stand mixer but we only had small eggs and it asked for large 😭😭😭💀


Dhk3rd

Can somebody please get Betty Crocker a Snickers.


[deleted]

I think the Romans at Cannae and the sailors floating after the Indianapolis sunk knew their situations were the worst by far. Romans had a full day of their soldiers getting mowed down by a surrounding army to the point the soldiers were so densely packed in the center they couldn't lift their arms. Indianapolis speaks for itself In both the greatest possible misery lasted so damn long it's impossible no one considered it


Dhk3rd

Neither one of those simultaneously changed the value of all money. Jekyll Island knows what's up.


brinkstick

How can you think the value of money is more important than human lives? Bernie Madoff and enron are nothing compared to Hitler or the nukes we dropped on Japan they're not even in the same zip code when it comes to horrible things


anona_moose

Reminds of [this incredible video/speech by David Foster Wallace](https://youtu.be/eC7xzavzEKY), you might enjoy


Onceforlife

Damn I watched this when it first came out, as I was thinking it would soon apply to me as I both turned 18 and entered my first year in college. But almost 9 years later, actually semi living that life with a toddler and another kid coming, I don’t think I really understood what the video meant until now. Actual adult life is boring and dreary, days seem to just roll on endlessly. Thanks for posting the video, hopefully I can start seeing things around me differently


anona_moose

It's really incredible the different perspectives you can take away from it through the different seasons of life. Any time something reminds me of it, and I go back and rewatch it I take something different away. Amazing to hear your journey with it! Happy I was able to share!


dieinafirenazi

David Foster Wallace had a history of being abusive to women and ended up hanging himself because he tried to quit his anti-depressants because he was having trouble finishing a novel and thought the pills were stopping him. He didn't finish the novel. While I love his novels, I think as a source of life advice he's deeply flawed.


matt675

Is there anything in particular in that exact speech that you can point out as false or unhelpful? It has changed a lot of people’s lives. Flawed, disorganized people are still capable of creating truth and goodness at times.


[deleted]

I would support your point if he was giving unique advice. What is presented in this video is far from unique, is not the invention of Wallace and has been said in other forms in other places. He also doesn’t say “this is what I do and my life is perfect” he says that it helps and he is he is inconsistent in its practice. So if someone came up to me and said “hey you should follow your car manufacturers recommended maintenance during warranty and then continue regular maintenance with a qualified service center” but their car was on fire I would probably say “yeah no shit that’s a pretty basic car maintenance idea, but you’re an idiot” So for this Wallace guy…. “Yeah no shit that’s a pretty basic mindfulness idea, but you’re an idiot”


extendedwarranty_bot

2C-D_, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


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dieinafirenazi

That would make sense David Foster Wallace's speech was about writing technique, or American politics, or basically anything except advice on how to live. If someone was giving instructions on how to fix a car and their car that they were in charge of fixing kept catching on fire, then bringing up their constantly burning car as a reason to seek another source of information on car repair is completely valid.


cannibalzombies

I choose to get mad that even the people walking the face of a cliff are going faster than me when I'm at a red light


jeffroddit

These dudes are just taking this route to avoid the DUI checkpoint though. You too can take the exciting way home if you want to avoid the red lights.


EmotionalDPS

Cross post this video to /r/fuckcars lmao


El-Kabongg

I think to myself, "How many centuries have they had to cut a solid path for themselves?" Then I stop feeling bad for them.


abibofile

When your buddy asks you to help move his new couch and ends up owing a life debt in return.


HamzasBeak

I'm getting vertigo just watching


[deleted]

What’s in the box?!


OriginalFatPickle

Instructions to build at lower elevation.


Scandi_Navy

Seems they went to capture a wild beehive to take home for honey production.


seymonster1973

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.


MapUnitKey

The risk far outweigh the reward.


manbruhpig

What would you do for a box of bees?


MapUnitKey

Wait, those WERE bees. I didn’t realize at first. Well that might be worth it since it’s not a daily trip and bees provide for a long time.


takeitorleaveit00

Some yemeni honeys like Sidr honey cost a LOT. It probably is actually worth it for them


The-Ax-Pro

Ehh idk I feel like there’s a better way


obedient_sheep105033

or the official road is blocked by the Saudi invadors


twoPillls

Yeah this is probably a shortcut or something stupid


binary_ghost

Just here to say fuck the Saudi Arabian Family


[deleted]

They are one of the biggest reasons why we need renewables and nuclear energy yesterday.


expatinkwt

And China is cornering that market as we speak. If they haven't done so already.


[deleted]

Solar yes. Nuclear no. Haven't looked at renewables besides solar. But indeed, even only solar is bad enough. Should be treated as critically as chips.


AffluentRaccoon

My god, you’re brave.


binary_ghost

Nah the PPl of Yemen are brave, the Saudis who stand up against their shitty government despite risking death in some cases are brave. I am just an asshhole who wanted to remind ppl of whats going on there and who is causing it.


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Ontopourmama

TIL that I would die if I were Yemeni, not from the wars, just the commute.


szmytie

Theres this guy I know from Yemen. We hate eachother though. Hes my yemesis.


Putrid-Ad-3965

I find this way funny


lilmunchkin22

Good lord!


MonsieurKas

Surely none died.


DatBiddlyBoi

Insert “This is how my grandparents got to school” comment


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

Uphill, both ways… in the snow.


lil_sargento_cheez

“Is this safe?” “Yemen”


deathfromradiator1

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and give that a nope from me


Specific_Analysis

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me chief


Vermillion_Crab

I can't even go down the stairs properly sometimes.


jambalaya1995

first clip is training video for fedex.


Bichobichir

My dad… going to school. 😵


FrameJump

Someone remind me to shut up the next time I complain about my life.


neurotoxinc2h6o

"Bring it back home or don't come home at all"


Laurynas3000

Dune sequel looks great! Where's Timothee Chalamet?


seriousreddituser

I'd rather carry my home closer to goods


Ok_Rain_2647

"What happened to Phil?" "Ah yeah he died while getting some potatoes."


Jellojelly12

Our parents going too and from school.


traypo

What kind of dystopian shite is this? I feel for all humanity that is forced to live in danger. Especially, since it’s a choice. Resources for human rights are easy; the patriarchal predators maintain control by hook or crook and murder.


executivesphere

Nothing dystopian about this. These are well-off guys from Oman having fun in the mountains. https://www.instagram.com/tv/CD4Pe-nJRet/


sparksofthetempest

Probably the best place on the planet for drone delivery but I’m guessing that the infrastructure just isn’t there.


rorschacher

Their massive balls must help with their stability


296cherry

Every. Thread.


joeyGibson

Like high-rise building with massive stabilizing pendulum weights in their core; they sway, so the building doesn't collapse.


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or empty brains.


Liztheegg

I pride myself in being an excellent climber. I could do this path fairly easily. I however, could not do it while HOLDING A BOX KF FUCKING BEES


slothpyle

So is there no ground for them to live on? /s


arsinn

What the average lifespan for these blokes? Cause I’m already dead


Kingslayer4975

That's some fine Death Stranding IRL right there


meatpiedreams

Package marked as fragile ...


[deleted]

And I hate when a Starbucks doesn’t have a drive thru


doofus_magoo

The road to school your grandparents took


Mariopa

This is the kinda shit I imagine when elders say back in my days we had to walk so much to get to the school.


[deleted]

So me running along side mountains in breath of the wild isn’t so unrealistic


baggedapples

This is the way our parents took to school, right?


babyjesus8lb60z

In fucking sandals and all


mishawki

Wtf


[deleted]

And here I am not wanting to go to the grocery store and it's only 2 streets down from my house........🙁


Wylote

They should just use Amazon Prime next time


Melgibskin

I always hate moving my comic collection


IndigOmen

"Nah, we can get it all in one trip."


MochaBlack

But why a box? Surely there are other carrying vessels


Big_Monkey_77

They’re just casually walking on the side of a cliff that mountain goats look at and say “nope.”


ScorchedEarthworm

I'm sorry but if you live in a place and this is what you have to traverse to bring home resources, you need to move.


[deleted]

This is the path my parents told me they had to walk to school


odebruku

How much should I tip this Deliveroo guy?


Drew2248

Someone in the Yemeni Department of Transportation needs to get on the ball and widen those roads. And maybe add a guard rail or two. That's one seriously bad transportation system they got there.


vista333

NOPE


ProfessionalRub6466

. Fuuuuuuuuuuck dat .


Stonkpilot

"Move your home to where the goods are"


johanebrown

They are like mountain goats lol


locozillah

Gotta keep that box of tax records for seven years people!


USlashrelyK

How your parents walked to school


Thatguyonthenet

For a start maybe buy a box of rope and string it along for a safety rail next time.


reactorfuel

Or just don't fall off.


PollsC

Insanely uncool


Tradefxsignalscom

No wonder they have trouble recruiting Amazon delivery drivers!


[deleted]

Might be easier to build a road


_NullRef_

Yeah, ikr! Someone just needs open up the build menu, select “road” (hotkey “R”), then just connect up the two locations.


manbruhpig

Or how about the first guy throws a rope down at least instead of making everyone else suffer also.


CHUCKL3R

Odds are these people are having to endure such a dangerous path of travel so that they can avoid an even more dangerous path of travel. Considering the country is under constant bombing by Saudi Arabi. Armed by the US. Condoned by the world.


_BloodbathAndBeyond

Bro just live somewhere else lmao


afgphlaver

Where is his hiking gear? Rope hiking shoes...this dude is on sandals like he's on a beach


Bobo_LOL

He’s based and doesn’t need shitty gear to be an absolute mad man


afgphlaver

I was being sarcastic. I was born in Afghanistan and I walked up several mountains in sandals but nothing like this


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure they could build a road somewhere around that area. Do you like the North Koreans start stealing crypto and build your country… cuz ain’t no way


2funnythings

r/urbanhell


Liztheegg

Not urban…