Here's a person with too much free time and an obsession with Japanese women. Or men. Probably both.

My favorite Japanese man, Faendal

Pick a lane with your roast, lol

I don't know anything about op other than their game selection. Bisexual Otaku is the best thing I've got to go off of lol

just "bisexual otaku" is wayyy less wordy and to the point. more clever. Hear that? OP IS A BISEXUAL OTAKU

Is there a difference?

That made me laugh my a$$ off

No mario or zelda = 0/10

Came here to say this.

No streets of rage 4 = -3/10

My immediate thoughts exactly lol

Why did you get a switch when everything you want to play is available cross-console?

Hmm i wonder..

They really wanted to play the worst versions of skyrim, persona, monster hunter and dark souls 1? but also animal crossing and fire emblem Edit- did you guys miss that the topic was “roast my collection” not “white-knight nintendo in the comments”

Its protable bro. Thats the whole point is you can take it into a hostpital waiting room or on to a plane if you want

I love Skyrim and DSR on switch, they run just as good as the other versions. Nothing beats being able to play them while layin in bed either. That's kind of the appeal of having a switch, what kinda question was this?

monster hunter was switch exclusive for a bit as well, but perhaps this is their only means to play the game lmao. i dont think anyone is buying skyrim for like 40 bucks at its cheapest, just to play with no mods, when they can but it on anything else for pennies

You do realize that not everyone can easily buy a more expensive system or wants something portable

Perhaps switch is his only console?

People forget that one of the points to get a switch its because it's cheaper. I bought mine, a V2 for 250€, for 300€ I could get a Series S, but then I would need to upgrade my TV too, because mine doesn't even have hdmi...switch let us play portable, no tv needed, no extra cost needed...

That, and the switch came out like, 5 years before the steam deck? So it’s it’s not hard to believe that he had a switch prior to one of these more powerful handhelds. Switch is considerably cheaper as well… AND he still has the choice to buy Nintendo exclusives, which are among the best exclusives available on ALL platforms. Just let homie game… jeez lol

Also the switch has been around way longer than a steam deck. I don't understand these peoples' thinking. Hating on someone playing the games on a switch because steam deck is better. Well by their own logic they are stupid because why would you play it on steam deck if it runs better on console and pc, then? If the whole point of their argument is "you should play games on the best hardware." then a steam deck is also stupid if you could just play it on a gaming PC instead? Rubes, wtf.

Maybe cause switch is portable and dope?

Agree. When I was trying to decide on switch or ps5 I chose ps5 bc I can’t wait a bit longer to get a switch for Mario and Zelda etc.

Switch is cheap and portable.

Catherine: Full Body is insta-win for me.

You degenerate >!I’ve played it 3 times!<

weeb

It's The Incel Starter Pack.....

Judging by this list, I predict a 60% chance OP has an anime girl body pillow.

Why do you even have a Switch if you aren't going to Mario or Zelda, bro?

Hollow Knight!

What kind of roast is that 😂

Looks like you like "E" letter, every game has it in title but why you want to destroy this rule with Abzu?

Stardew valley, into the breach, and dredge. That’s what we have in common 👍

Dope

Disco Elysium my beloved

Mad props for Disco Elysium

I cant roast it, thats a good collection

You know you can also buy games that end?

Your collection screams "I wish I were playing these on a PS5..."

This is what my favourites would look like, we share the sane taste brother!

You have some great RPG’s, also I love those Atlus games! Outside of FE you don’t really have a lot of main line Nintendo games, I recommend Zelda BOTW!

Well alright, but I can't promise it'll taste very good afterwards.

Weeb 🫵

You clearly don't leave the house. lol

You're either in college or just out of, found an obsession with the Japanese porn that your roommate suggested, and dedicated your life to loneliness and masturbation because in the deepest, most unexplored crevasses of your heart... you know it's the best you can convince yourself that you deserve. Play some Rocket League take a self-inventory.

Hand it over 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Great collection that would be made greater with Bloodstained RoTN

Nah dude. I have like half of those games. I havent been able to play them all yet but I want to

You forgot My Singing Monsters: Playground. Classic

Missing Persona 3 and 4 you filthy casual.

10 / 10 no zelda or mario 0 / 10 no Hello Kitty Island Adventure

I want to say U like fighting and gore games then I saw an animal crossing at the bottom

Where's Persona 5 Tactica? Also, massive props for Blue Reflection Second Light. It is such a great game.

No shmups

my only problem here is that you got monster hunter rise on the switch when THERE ARE MODS FOR PC FOR THE CUTE ELF TWINS AND IT RUNS BETTER ANYWAY hope you're getting smtv:v on switch soon though, king

You are such a cultured gentleman. May i suggest 13 Sentinels

I mean there’s Animal Crossing I guess.

You have not got a SINGLE Kirby game. Shame on you (respectfully)

All this week shit and no Neo: The World Ends With You? Failed collection

You don't like mainline Nintendo? You monster!

At least I can play Skyrim.

Have you considered trying some RPGs?

Not enough Divinity Original Sin 2 (though tbh idk if it has a physical edition)

Buy a Mario game you fucking dweeb.

Where’d you get this collection? At the…toilet store??

No Xenoblade 0/10

When I saw CFB I nearly vomited! But the most shocking thing is that NOT ONE MARIO GAME IS SEEN HERE!

Only plays good games: Why am I having so much fun? 😕 But seriously, that’s a hard collection to roast….

I see Nier and Persona, I upvote

Disco Elysium enjoyer , 10/10 .

Man has 5 copies of Skyrim and chooses to play it on Switch

Bruh are you seriously actually literally bean ceral right now? You butter not bean. Tell me you're not literally bean cereal right this very now.

Definitely a virgins collection

Brutha, your burnt enough

Your collection sucks…except Skyrim

I love this 😍 I know people are like “no Mario or Zelda!” But let’s be real, there are thousands of other games that are just as enjoyable, collection rating 9/10 cause you need AC

You would probably like the Atelier games!

weeb

Loop hero, into the beach amd Blue Reflection i don't know... The only thing i could roast you about is the lack of Zelda, Mario Odyssey and Wonder, Smash Bros., and Mario Kart 8... The roastability of this collection is low...

https://preview.redd.it/bni2nntaajxc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e866408271c0fbf4abaaa22a309b03c5fb3df412 Persona 5 Royal spoted

Milk drinker

Catherine Full Body ... I see you are a Man of culture as well.

Nerd

I see Into the Breach and Loop Hero, i upvote.

Having Diablo III is probably asking for abuse instead of a roast lol

check this guy's hard drive

> third party games I mean I GUESS you can play those on switch

Not much to roast tbh - Some great games - Can see you love a JRPG! Lacking some exclusives maybe - Might not be your thing....Been thinking of getting Dark Souls - Does it play well on the switch?

Plays incredibly well

I don't want to roast your great collection. I also want to buy Loop Hero and Into the Breach

no. you have persona 5 that’s fucking based

I can’t roast you without roasting myself. I have all these except Mortal Shell. But how can you have a Nintendo console with no Nintendo games?

A great collection a games 🙂 Switch is really the best console ever made after the Steam Deck 🎉

At least you know you have bad taste

Bro was so Desperate to get a Girlfriend, that he bought Catherine: Full body. 

So you like short skirt anime tiddies I see. ~~(Nier automata is an excellent game and if you liked it I recommend replicant.)~~

Blue reflection. Are you stupid?

I'm shocked no xenoblade considering your interest. Great collection though.

You like the same degenerate bullshit as me So If I roast you I’d be roasting myself

Not the entire nintendo switch game catalog. You could've done better. (It's a fine collection.)

Smt and persona super based

20/10. seems good

Ah yes, the collection of an unemployed fuckboi with waifu stickers on their car.  Claims to have been laid many times, but has been laid once and calling the experience embarrassing is an understatement.

The "Haven't upgraded my PC since 2010" collection

Your taste is just the metacritic top 30 list

You like playing the worst version of good games.

Based

Here's a person who spent their own hard earned money buying legit games to support devs instead of modding his switch and just get the games for free 🫵

10/10

hmm, nope. we have similar taste. i don't really like nintendo first party games (i know they're well loved and that's what most people's collections consist of) and like the switch for the portability & games. so we share a decent chunk of the same library, capitan. you're definitely missing dqxi & 13 sentinels: aegis rim. doki doki literature club if you never gotten around to playing it before. i imagine you'd be a fan of xenoblade chronicles (esp 3 - id say you can go straight into it, which i did & had a blast, but a lot of people disagree.)

Bro has a nintendo switch but gets third party games on it

I so wish I had a physical version of Stardew Valley. That and I had no idea Catherine was on the Switch. That was a great game!

Lgbtq af collection love it

Weeb

Weeb

No mario, no zelda and no metroid? Why do you even own a switch then? Also, you seem to have an obsesion with japanese waifus. Yet, i don’t see any Xenoblade Chronicles game in your collection Weak

You look like you really enjoy every nintendo direct

You don't put something starting with "the" in the t spot when alphabetically organizing

All these violent games and then at the bottom u got Animal Crossing 🤣

PERRRRSONA!!!

A PHYSICAL copy of Catherine?

Don’t need to roast collection, you play on a switch.

Please shower everyday, wash your bedsheets and pillows twice a month or at least once a month, and also make sure to wear deodorant

Where’s Mario Kart??

Not bad at all. Given your interests though, there are a ton of downloadable indie games you’d probably love. I’d take a look at the store, they’re often on sale & are so creative. Also, Zelda!

Persona is always a good choice!!!

Persona but since you have SMT V I will go easy on you :3 https://preview.redd.it/hyxh6flp8hxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72cd5e0da1e90157682fbc196b4a16e96c70a5c7

You already did for me.

Between persona 5 and Catherine surely you've been roasted enough

Certainly no real life friends based on the games

No Metroid Dread nor Prime??? GARBAGE!!!!! Just give the whole collection away, it’s worthless!

Not enough hentai games

You know good aaaand well dude has every hentai game downloaded, and ferreted away

nothing like getting a switch to play games you could get in any other console with much better quality and probably, less pricey (I do the same)

It's crazy right? It's not like there's another major selling point for the switch besides first party titles Now if they could take the console on the go and play anywhere they wanted, THEN I could understand

The only games even roastable are Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Other than that; very good collection. I'm impressed

No TOTK/BOTW/Mario odyssey = 0/10

How’s disco on switch?

Needs more first party games. Mario odyssey, Mario kart, and botw/totk

Looks like you are just playing games that I would play On PS5/PC

I can't roast this you have good taste, but since you have a switch you might as well play Zelda BOTW & TOTK and Mario Odyssey

Y U NO HAVE 50 GAMES?!?

I don’t think most of these people understand what a roasting is

Have you tried metroid yet

Not sure how you don’t have BOTW or TOTK but have tons of Japanese anime games

I never noticed that the ends have the publisher logo until today, hahaha.

No Pokémon games?

Bought a switch for animal crossing only?

How is blue reflection?

No.

Nice collection! You should consider getting the final fantasy pixel remaster

I got the originals for GBA

Even better!

Since you asked. All of this money wasted to play at 720p 30fps. I hope you at least play on the oled model.

Fromsoft games on a switch seems wrong to me

Not a single Pokémon game in sight…

WHERE IS SPLATOON?

Where smash bros

needs mroe zelda and mario.

Where's mario

No Metroid dread or prime 👎🏼

Never played any of those games 🥴🥴

I find disturbing the fact that Into The Breach and Loop Hero have a noticeable different hue.

That’s because they are still in foil. I just got them, been playing digitals before.

Are you allergic to buying digital?

No SilkSong. D tier.

Where is Mario Zelda Donkey Kong Metroid and other Nintendo games I only see Fire emblem and Animal Crossing. Mario Kart and Smash Brothers being the big multiplayer games.

I can play all these at 4k 60fps unlike a switch

honestly really solid! You just need some Mario and Zelda in there (throw in some Pikmin as well) and you’re set. If you like difficult platformers I highly recommend Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze. Oh, how could i forget Metroid Dread and Prime remastered. Those are must plays.

 Where's the first party titles

You are a weeb, probably very interested in that new Sony game

No Metroid? Oof, 5/10.

No Metroid and no Pikmin, could improve

You’re missing the indie hidden gem Celeste

What's Catherine: Full Body? It sounds erotic.

Umm where is Hogwarts Legacy? C’mon

who plays animal crossing when they have stardew XD

No persona 3 or 4, I rate 0/10

NO MARIOKART!? absolutely disgusting

No minecraft but I ahve 3 games so 6/10

No Zelda? no Smash Bros ?

Sniper Elite 4 and Dying Light are missing! 🤠

There’s no reason for you to be playing the majority of these games on a switch of all platforms.

0/10 I don't see fight crab

You want a steam deck not a switch

Oh, you like to spend money on games you'll never finish too?

You have pretty much the same tastes as me but with a noticeable lack of Mario odyssey, Zelda, Metroid. Even more Shockingly enough Xenoblade chronicles is not here

Why is the font like that?

Burining plastic is not good for anyone

No three houses smh 0/10

Where tf is Breath of the Wild

Not a Nintendo fanboy. Go home.