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__Tweed__

Currently questioning my ability to read


Amenti_Aardwolf

Currently questioning that kid's ability to write


abajablast

Tell me why I didn’t even consider the possibility that an actual child wrote this until I came to the comments 😭 this is screaming entitled 40 year old man to me lol


Charming-Industry-86

Probably for the same reason I did 😆. But if you work at target you know the type...exactly like you pictured, and they haul ass to the toy section as soon as the store opens.


abajablast

There was this one guy that used to piss me off when I was the toy dbo because he would bring his kids in with him to get around the 1 per person rule on things that we limited. And the cashiers didn’t care enough to tell him “no” so he always got away with it. I know it’s kind of a dumb thing to be salty about but the fact that he was dragging his children into a Target at 8am to help buy himself more toys just got to me. Especially since he would always refuse to get them toys *they* actually wanted lol.


Odd_Mum

Walmart were donkeys about that 1 item per... Had a cashier refuse to sell me pack of pokemon cards with my own debit because my bf bought one in line ahead of me and she said we are together. Ridiculous. I am my own adult. We both collect and deck build and battle each other in pokemon and mtg. In our 30's.


thefalcon2k

Both myself and my PML best friend say ... Who the hell rushes to Target (of all places) at 8:00 in the goddamn morning?


TheUmgawa

No, it’s not you. That was, indeed, word salad.


BroIBeliveAtYou

Happy Pride Month! https://preview.redd.it/6tpe4xpr466d1.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cfa81eb38dc6528d6475f1c2d1b78bc4326dc06


Goldsaver

Based as fuck, I'll be sure to take all the new action figures I have hidden in the back out just for them.


Danyavich

When it comes to scalpers, we also stan trans wrongs.


realahcrew

I absolutely cackled at this 🤣


SimpleVegetable5715

I want the new toys RIGHT NOW! I bet their parents love them 🥹


Amateur-Biotic

they **DESERVE** new figurines


beaveman1

That hand writing looks like a 7 year old, not to mention the lack of punctuation. That being said, it’s probably a 40 year old that still lives in his aunt’s basement and has spent so much time playing World of Warcraft that he hasn’t written anything by hand since elementary school


Mugtra

Hey we don't bring World of Warcraft into this, that's sacred.


sierracool33

Yeah, let's pick on another game. Like, uhhhh, Fortnite based on the handwriting.


Mugtra

I can live with that


drksolrsing

Hey now! As someone who loves both games (and, also, understands grammar and punctuation), I resent that remark. Put it on the Halo players or something.


summerdaez

On behalf of Halo, we respectfully decline your offer, and pass it on to the Call of Duty players.


Silver-Year5607

I mean, he's probably not strong, but still!


Maximum_Drag5796

That's a yikes. Might be worth for AP to check cams to see who placed it and keep them on watch. Otherwise just let them know if any are particularly aggressive


NorthKoala47

Screwing with scalpers and collectors is strangely one of the things I miss most from working at target. For a while I even had a location specifically for collector junk with a sign to let people know to not pull anything from there unless the system told them to


deadmallsanita

![gif](giphy|Sn443G8D4XbOM|downsized) what I picture the letter writer looking like


hunnyb33_

I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF CHRIS


Obvious_Olive_7282

I can even hear his voice when I read it lol


IliDrawsStuff

If it was Chris I would fucking frame that thing and sell it for hundreds... It be the snake biting it's tail moment.


_LegitDoctor_

What does it even say 😂


HardSteelRain

![gif](giphy|13AXYJh2jDt2IE)


Tpose-souls-

https://preview.redd.it/wxj7tpdxp96d1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=229c02621db6a80b2ff97ba2367a0f82f9a45c2c No more figures from last year or before that


No-Push-9175

I dont get it


Goldsaver

The author is irate because we only have older action figures in stock instead of the more recently released figures they want. The reason we have the older figures is because very few people want them, so they don't sell. People want the newer action figures, so we often sell out of them. Collectors and resellers often don't grasp that such supply issues aren't controlled at the store level, and will often rant about it to the first team member they can get a hold of. This particular individual decided to write down his concerns and stick it in the aisle.


No-Push-9175

Helppppp 😭😭 customers are so annoying I literally cant take it. Likee if youre that angry about a plastic toy, they should call corporate so they can shut them up


Shadowspun5

Except if they make enough noise, they'll get a gift card and an apology. 😑


misslove101

When people don't understand how corporate controlled inventory through a distribution center and vendor controlled inventory work. "Sir we do not control what they choose to give us or not give us for inventory." "What do you mean? Can't you just order it or request it or whatever?" "No, we can not." "Well that's just ridiculous. I want to speak to your manager." "You can speak to a manager, but he/she will tell you the same." Manager comes and tells him the same thing 🤣


Yearofthehoneybadger

What?


Dis_Space2047

Lol


phjs

Called the fbi 😂


c0baltlightning

At first I thought that was someone's long-ass password to something.


Indecisive-green

I'm dyslexic, and I'm pretty sure I almost had an aneurysm trying to read that.


gentlethorns

average toy scalper behavior


Neat-Zombie-844

![gif](giphy|3RSuoicebARjKvzYET) This is atrocious


Gaming-Wizard17

I collect dc and gi joe 👀


Odd_Mum

It would be nice if we could get some new aew figures, while you're still taking requests, or should I just leave a note in that home?


Business-Common-3564

“We don’t pull beyond capacity”


Frosty-Tomato1495

Hate collectors (there are maybe one or two cool ones) but most of them are assholes especially hot wheels one