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messythelioma

Taah(time and a half)😍


Ok_Refuse_3332

real


SpaghettiInc

I wish I saw them more often


messythelioma

they're seasonal :( only see them on the holidays


Far-Machine1616

All I care about lmao


RustyTrashcan

My lord and savior, bullseye. The keeper of the hours and the guardian of the deals


59625962

Hallowed be her name!! 🙏


BEEEELEEEE

Okay so Bullseye worship wasn’t just a my store thing


DMC1001

I think it’s a guest thing. I’ll be at a register when they have something from Bullseye. “What’s that?” “I don’t know. I just thought it looked cute.”


notembarrassing_user

Clocking out 🥵


freaby

Heavy on this one‼️


PartyCrewTristar1011

Pay Day But that f’r only comes around every other Friday.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Every other Wednesday for me😏


Expensive-Ad-1223

The giant that lays the big red balls like it’s eggs


GavynJPG

i got to meet that guy once. pretty chill


No-Maize-8349

WeDeserve Bigger Raise. It's such a unique name.


MerkethMerky

Mine was Alyssa, she’s currently my gf


GreenEggsNsaamm

I thought people said to never date where your money comes from


n1njaunic0rn

And no one ever listens.


Ornery_Building661

You shouldn’t, but when your 21 like me and my gf and it’s a literal retail store that I can leave any time I want, it doesn’t matter all that much to me, however if this was work work place at 35 and you worked at a job you know you’ll stay with for years to come, then yeah that saying should be plastered for everyone to see lol


MerkethMerky

Don’t really see where it matters. We both became leads, and she even became and ETL. Do what you want, nobody should be in charge of your happiness, but not everything turns out bad like people say


Allexan

mine is a PTR 3400HD Vertical Downstroke baler edit: wait i think i misunderstood


IneptCircle6

Nah, I am pretty sure you got it.


Imsocool2292

HazardpayforCartattendants anddriveupworkers They’re just so nice and have such a unique name😁


TreAllen_

You’re brave for saying it. I could never considering I know a whole bunch of my coworkers lurk this Reddit page


Danyavich

I have people in my store who I know for a fact keep an eye out, bc they know my handle. (Hi I love y'all). They ALSO know my spouse who is a TL at another store, so that works out.


OneTastyPotatoChip

dailypay


freaby

It’s a love and hate relationship with them 😂


FeelingKaleidoscope0

This is gonna be mine too, starting tomorrow 🤑


jLc_2001

Reall😭😭😭


Plastic-Willow1601

I got like three but I know I’ll never make any moves on them because if I get turned down imma still have to see them 😭💀


Minimum-Heat146

Fellow TL here, don’t do it 😂


ShoelaceLicker

Same uce


Shadow_Marque

Smart move! Even trying to be friends with coworkers can be stressful as hell if things ever get weird and they turn on you.


mxe_11

omg dude this is terrifying lmao like what if they see this you are so brave. i aint gonna say the name of mine BECAUSE IM TOO SCARED but matt is a cute name :)


Carrotcake789

Oh whale :3 and Ikr haha xD


Round_Upstairs144

25 minute 15. they have quite a unique name.


driver-2011

Asked her out and she said no 🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥


Shadow_Marque

Good on you for putting yourself out there!


Virtual_Loquat4548

Oof!


MeEcRoWaHvHeY

Saw a new seasonal hire today. Didn’t catch a name so I’ll just say Broccoli Head 🥦


livin_likeLarry89

well it was Wesley until i found out he was talking about me behind my back with another coworker :/


Malnurtured_Snay

Fucking Wesley.


Haunting_Drag_1682

His name's fucking Wesley I wouldn't be too sad about it. Hang in there.


Sun-KissedGemini

Forget about Weasely*


helplessD

Was looking forward to seeing my name 🤧 *Sighs* (Opens McDonald’s family plan for 1)


Independent-Peanut94

Pae Chekk


Imveryoffensive

Goddamn 패첶


hannahmonhoe

i don’t work at target anymore (former fulfillment expert) but his name was jaylen and he was in tech. he was the first person to make me feel welcomed. i thought i was special because he would always fist bump me.. turns out, he was fist bumping other girls 😞


Haunting_Drag_1682

Damn..the ultimate betrayal. If it were me I would have only fist bumped one girl.


hannahmonhoe

exactly how it should be


Haunting_Drag_1682

Yes! Here's one on the house. 🤜


Business-Common-3564

Brian Cornell


SuperOz31

not hearing you out


Business-Common-3564

Consumers For cellular


Electrical_Roof_4892

he's not giving you the raise bro


Hefty-Town-7043

r/beatmetoit


Middle-Leg-68

Bullseye


rose-ramos

Move over I saw him first


Quirky_Recipe_9463

Sour patch blue raspberry Ghost energy drink 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


Cheesepizza312

Alex, millennials will know


Imveryoffensive

Alex from Target??? 🥰


picklecheesegoblin

Clocking out


Rollerblade_Sunburn

Michael. It’s an on and off sort of thing. I don’t expect it to go anywhere but it’s like he meets two of my requirements: tall and nerdy.


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ETL?


Rollerblade_Sunburn

What are you, a cop? 🙂


[deleted]

Worse just nosy and bored


Rollerblade_Sunburn

Ah. The worse kind. And yes he is an etl. And like many things I’ve experienced in my life, I’m taking it to my grave ✨✨


fybulooooo

Moe Moe money.


Flyygone

Money. There's also a cute dude in Electronics too.


SimpleVegetable5715

The baler, she crushes my boxes


Innersadness12

Y’all are crazy, I could never date a coworker 😭


ucantkillmeimabadbic

For real! As my grandma always said; “don’t shit where you eat”


onlyblackstar

I did once. We never actually dated or because exclusive unlucky me he actually got promoted to my boss. Worst mistake of my life I’ll never do that again


Dastron_XD

Home


AP89062

Mine is Hanwha Techwin A QNV-8080R Wisenet Q Series 5M H.265 IR Dome Camera, 1/2.8" 5MP CMOS, Max. 5Megapixel (2592 x 1944) Resolution, 3.2~10mm (3.1x) Motorized Varifocal Lens 😍😍😍😍


Training-Layer-3214

Valid


Visible_Ad_8760

Lunch time, clocking out and pay day 🥰


Complete_Comfort5883

✨quitting✨


Deathbat_gg

Jacob ._.


brachiosoarus

FreeFood InBreakroom 😍


Eikuld

She has a name after the Elden Ring boss. That’s all I’m going to say lol


ZankTheGreat

Mohg


MundaneCarrot3463

Lml nah morgott


Danyavich

Patches is a good name


Imsocool2292

Fire Giant?


SuperOz31

Blaidd?


Kitchen-Island45

More payroll


Thepersonyou

A certain team lead who will go nameless for now


Low_Junket_4647

A few guys, but also my team has so many young people it can be hard to navigate as someone in their late 20s 😅


SkittlesXL1776

It's really funny I know a lot of people who met their S/O working together at Target. Like it's pretty common so shoot your shot. Worst that happens they say no and work now becomes even more soul-crushing


Old-Signature-234

Uber that was literally his name but he got with another worker she was so pretty!!


TheOceansHaveOrgans

No crush but there is one guy at my store that looks just like Ted Bundy who works in loss prevention and I would be lying if I didn’t get jump scared the first few times I saw him


baba_toothy

It rotates between the different women in the lingerie department banners.


Spftiffany

I’ve been with my target crush for nearly 4 years 💕 take a chance.


redmambo_no6

Which one?


Carrotcake789

All of themm


Clout12x

his name is brendan 🥸


Lonerhead89

Begins with a A. And since I don’t know who from my store may be on here, that’s all imma say.


Human-Elderberry-625

I'd put her name but it's hella unique for Latinos 😂


buddyhull

i know matt and i hate him


_Nahidwin_

Chelsea and Idek how to make a move on her :/


Clown_Sparkles

Death. I can't wait to be in their sweet eternal embrace.


Liquid_Meth

I know one of my crushes stalks this Reddit. But there's also another who I like to call random names just to annoy him. This weeks name is Habanero


Public_Duty3692

DailyPay. Its Comes Through When I Need It.


Minembo

Idk if she lurks here, but she’s honestly the sweetest. She’s one of the baristas at ‘Tarbucks, and like I said, literally a Labrador. Never have ever seen her have a bad day, either. She made me a card for my birthday last December, and gave me a cool stress toy, which I still use regularly!! I have bad anxiety, so I haven’t been able to ask her, but I’ve been wanting to. I just don’t know how to ask someone, out of fear they’ll think it’s creepy (mainly considering we have actually creepy people at my store that prey on fellow coworkers) Hopefully I’ll find the courage, but I don’t want it to be weird.


Untitled_doc12

Just married my target crush :3


Electrical_Roof_4892

Did i take all my breaks question


Yearofthehoneybadger

David, but I’m pretty sure he’s straight, and his girlfriend seems very nice, so oh well…


MundaneCarrot3463

Curious how much do co workers mess around each other at target. Idk why but I find this weird. Just need to know what I'm gonna be dealing with before I start working there tomorrow


Spftiffany

A lot. 50% of the store was dating each other when I was there.


Nanabobo567

My first store was a ball of technically-against-policy nepotism, but I ain't a snitch.


MundaneCarrot3463

Wow that is really weird but I guess something I'll have to get used to right


Haunting_Drag_1682

Oh two TLs I knew were for sure fucking, you could just tell. One was mine, but I never mentioned it, I was just there to work and go home lol. I never dated any coworkers. I refuse to, it's just complicated. When I was at Home Depot though there was a couple there that got married so you never know. They're still together and I moved and put in my two weeks two years ago and at that point they were going strong for like 4 or 5 years.


Financial_Skin_4969

Imagine two adults trying to survive and pay bills on a target wage nowdays lol let alone start a family 😂😰


tuckerjpg

Crazyy mine's the same


sisterwifenumber9

Overtime 😍😍


Jwsun

Pedro 👬


Meadowsweep

Clint and Vincent, kinda scared either will see this 😭


JJRogersss

His name is lewieeee


jamie_0625

The speaker that we have at the pack station. It’s my Target soulmate 😭


hunnyb33_

i have had two. matched on tinder with one of them, nothing came from it.


Idk1211Idgaf

Adrian 😍


Full_Drawing3585

From the front end?😭


JBbeChillin

I have like three or four names start with J G B and M and a V too lol


bojangles001

My wife


Bennyarnoldd

Mines also a Matt! (He’s in a loving relationship with his girlfriend)


EliasTheEdgelord

Lewis, the (not) scarecrow


sarajevo_e

Everett:) (my partner of 8 years who's in consumables teehee)


Tal2814

Barbara Shot my shot, alas, no joy ; p


Monthra77

Don’t get your honey where you make your money


potatoeater77

Lewis


DaMemphisDreamer

I don't want any more crushes. But I may have something towards my trainer :(


Tiny7261

Speaking from experience, don't date your target crush 😬


Legal_Af02

josh aka vendor bae 🥰 imy lol


bcasjames

Maple brown sugar oat milk creamer


Haunting_Drag_1682

All clear from my TL so I can go home. (I close.)


Professional-Level-6

Rob the Pepsi vendor 😂


heyY0000000

End work


AccomplishedBasil210

Day off


wiikid6

I had a few after working 8 years. Didn’t have any self esteem so I only ever asked one person out. Here are my cringe stats: - 8 crushes - 2 serious ones - 1 missed opportunity (Skye 🥲) - 1 declined (blessing in disguise) - 4 I later found out to be Lesbian - 3 already had a boyfriend (did some digging first)


DearCommunication451

My work crush is a girl who works in hr name Taylor I would love to clap those cheeks she got💯💯💯


lookytalkie

My ex ETL, he was sexy. His name starts with an E. He was great eye candy. He’s long gone from my store now. Missed opportunity.


Appropriate_Bison_15

I used to work at Target a couple years ago. Hottest asian guy would always flirt with me whenever he had to pickup anything in Style. Idk if it was his government name but he said his name was Bunny 🫶🏽 miss u bae lol


esaum0

Katy


inghstify

Vil and she’s my gf , the lesbians of my store 😭💗💕🎀🎀🌸🎀


Interesting-Okra4699

Her name is Jennifer


lmaorafia

mine is carlos and hes my bf :3


Expensive-Skin7146

Bullseye


Hefty-Town-7043

Brian Cornell


Parukia_de_Bolivar

Clock Out


teaNhoney

Starts with an L. 🥹 Think he looks at this reddit though so, being careful. Dndjjdsn


i_boop_ur_noseheehee

Bullseye and payday 🥹🫶🏽👁️👄👁️


Acrobatic_Book7838

A lot crushes. Hahaha


DudeVato10

Can't bring myself to name her, but she moved out of state right before I could ask her out. Still bummed.


TheKillersofRamen

Briana, but I don’t do work relationships sadly


BarBarJynx33

12 hour vacation time for working holidays this 6 months for 2 days of vacation is BS


Fuzzy_Sherbet_2375

uhhhh this guy that works in the back room…. his name is brendan, and we’ve been together for almost 2 years :)


jLc_2001

Putting in my two weeks😍😍😍😍Hope to get cuffed by them one day🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿


LifePortrait

Her name is fairly unique so I'm not sure if I want to post it. Notice me senpai.


Shoddy-Anteater3510

Ari!!


TravelingCircus1911

Kelly. She’s my wife now.


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_Juice_wrld

Mine used to be old Betsy or QuicKART 3M cart collecting machine, the only problem is that every year I found a new to break the machine.


kingOFjacks16

A lovely lady named Mai Paycheck.


lightpinknailpolish

Mack


MongooseSame3719

I’m married to a not target person, but definitely PTO


Suspiciously-Long-36

Rosie


Apprehensive_Age3663

Last day


Grouchy-Body2368

THAT IS MY NAME


Few-Temporary-5667

her names Md, short for mydevice


YankeeD0g

Meal time


Unusual-Ad-3130

Jasmin


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ucantkillmeimabadbic

mine is wehavnohtekclozers. He sort of annoys me when i have to have his keys all night but he’s still cute 😌😌


AWildAuri

The 12/23 pallet jack.


Thisoneisnttaken_

I married mine 🥰🥰🥰 we have a lot of great relationships that started in my store!


Ok-Culture6483

I have two but I’m too afraid to be turned down. My luck is still see them around the store to much 😂🥒


SportIndividual6187

Bryan Cornell 🗿


negithekitty

Nic


Avocado_sandwich1

I had a crush, but he was engaged, and I had a boyfriend then. So, that's why it was a crush. I moved away. He's probably married now. Hope he's happy.


tic-tac-tic

MILO


ucdepression

juneberry red bull 😍😍😍


Successful_Delay_374

Selena, when I worked there,asked her out got turn down.


thesedemondayz

I was going to name someone I’d love to squash between the rolling shelves, but you mean like…so the quit feature on my day. 🥰


ZAlolo789

Clocking out😍


little-throwaway-

it’s an uncommon name so i’ll just say his name is gummy bear


5ft7ChristmasTree

james. his work ethic is abysmal which is why i would never ask him out, buttttt he does have a really cute laugh. watched him move a 75" tv all by himself and i had to stop myself from staring too much, also i noticed he leans on his 3-tier cart a specific way when he's talking to guests to flex his muscles 🥵


Working_Project_3247

Benjamin Franklin


Puzzleheaded_45

Someone who is probably straight and will never have :/


simtek34

Lol like you’re gonna get any names out of me. I’ve had a few over the years, moreso in the beginning. All of them are long gone though. I will say there was one who worked there for like a year a while back who I got along so well with. Unfortunately not in contact with her anymore. But I don’t have any at my store currently. As I said, in the past, for sure.


Gmonsoon81

Duncan. He is gorgeous. Sorry for staring.


Mission_Front184

Money


audimpact

michael!! but we’ve been dating for a year and a half now ! 😊😊


jesusobed1

My target crush is Leslie R