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AvsMama

He looks yellow like my mom did when her liver was failing.


TrashyTVBetch

We can only hope šŸ™šŸ¼


tattoosaremyhobby

Jesus Christ šŸ˜­


RichMachine2018

https://preview.redd.it/gcut0atkkcpc1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad55d8f02a10f6a882a2acdd796acf4775fa55b


pghgirl15

lmfaoaoaoaoao but really


MYSTICALLMERMAID

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SeenYaWithKeiffah_

I hope his liver is failing.


eesagud

I was like this, had cholestatis with both my pregnancies. Was so bad the second time I had to get tests for my liver function as they thought it was failing.


ReginaldDwight

Same. That shit was scary. I mentioned to my doctor that I was incredibly itchy and she ran a blood test and scheduled my c-section because that condition can cause "spontaneous stillbirth" after 37 weeks!!!


eesagud

Yeah the first time was worse for me, the scratching was unbearable. I was forever in the bath then slathering myself in calamine lotion. I got regular check ups and induced a few weeks early. Second pregnancy I didn't have symptoms of it but got tested and had it again, gestational diabetes too. Was at hospital twice a week for check ups from 16 weeks up until 35 weeks, then planned inducement at 36 weeks. I was so ill with all the tablets I couldn't eat, the bile was forever making me sick ended up losing 2 stone. My second baby ended up swallowing meconium so was quite a fuss to get her out. The only good thing was both my delivery times were 40mins then 1hr so was lucky in that sense.


HippieChick75

"How dare you women come on here talking about your pregnancies!!!! I should call you all clowns!! You damn make-up wearing, culture cancelling clowns!!!" - David, probably šŸ¤°šŸ»šŸ’„šŸš«šŸ™…šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜”šŸ¤¬. He really does sound like an incel, doesn't he?šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


eesagud

Especially under a picture of this perfect specimen of manliness, with his wonderful hair he takes care of, we clearly don't take care of ours. I actually feel like puking just writing that šŸ¤®šŸ˜‚ he's an absolute rocket as we say in Scotland


eesagud

Did you feel wiped for weeks after the birth with blood loss? My iron levels were so bad I was on tablets for months after pregnancy too and was yellow for ages. P.s your flair is perfect šŸ˜‚


ReginaldDwight

Yes but it's my only pregnancy and I had twins so I was a fucking mess in general and have nothing to compare it to. I got pre-eclampsia AFTER they were born and I couldn't hold them until they were 4 days old because my hospital didn't have a NICU. It was a disaster.


FaithlessnessWeak800

Iā€™m 1 month postpartum and I had severe preeclampsia with Hellp syndrome (after birth too). Iā€™m still on BP medsā€¦ I feel your pain.


eesagud

Aw man I'm so sorry that must have been really hard for you. No wonder you didn't have anymore after that. Your hormones must have been all over the place not getting to hold your precious babies.


ffflildg

I think it's just his sunglasses creating a tan line. His "non tanned" skin is normal and his eyes aren't yellow.


Petty_White

I wonder if that is his vitiligo


YearOneTeach

I honestly just thought it was dirt lol. Like you ever work outside with sunglasses, and the rest of your face gets dirty but what's under them doesn't? That's exactly what it looks like to me.


Petty_White

Yes! Or wearing safety glasses and you get sawdust on your face, like a reverse pandašŸ¤£


Repulsive-Spell-9287

It is. Iā€™ve got vitiligo as well. It like that really thin skin around the eyes mouth, back of hands and genitals :) I have it all over & stress makes it develop more


GotNothingBetter2Do

Wishful thinking. I think itā€™s because he has vitiligo so some of his skin is tan but wherever it stretches-like around his eyes-canā€™t tan and is lighter.


kitkat1771

Itā€™s bc he wears sunglassesā€¦ thereā€™s no vitiligo keeping him from working unless Jenelle changed her name


GotNothingBetter2Do

Itā€™s both. Trust me on this one, super familiar with the disease. And, no, vitiligo doesnā€™t keep someone from working.


Lancashire-Lass-404

Could it be the vitiligo reacting to the sun when heā€™s been barnacle scraping?


Adalphe

BARNACLE SCRAPING


Nik6ixx

Was gonna say his face looks like he has jaundice minus his white raccoon ringed eyes


prettybigdill

Do yā€™all think David finds himself attractive? Like how can you look like THAT and still look in a mirror or phone? Dude is uglier than sin


noiwontbuticould

100% he does Man's delusional in all ways


SafetyNo6700

Davlusional and Delujenelle šŸ˜‚


brit_brat915

am I wrong, or did he look *kinda* okay when they first got together? ​ ​ because I don't remember her with a caveman lol


[deleted]

He was clean-shaven & well dressed. Not anymore.


poop_biscuits

he definitely looked like he used to shower daily, wear deodorant and clip his toe nails before. now he looks like he hasnā€™t properly showered in 6 months and he smells like raccoon piss and warm budweiser.


livingmydreams1872

Eeww, I can almost smell this commentšŸ¤£


crashleyelora

The swamp will do that to you.


uknowwhyimhere2

He looked clean but he was still ugly in my opinion.


brit_brat915

yeah, a "normal" dude... ​ decent hair, a decent beard, seemed to somewhat care about his hygiene/appearance


whatthepfluke

I would never have called him good looking, but he definitely didn't look like a swamp thing.


brit_brat915

yeah, that's where I was going with it lol


supergooduser

We saw this with Matt, Simon and Javi as well. And there were probably quite a few guys who didn't make it on the show that tried. But dudes circled some of the moms to appear on the show hoping they'd get some sort of a reality tv "career" out of it. David was in the height of that era, and frankly... nice clothes plus some styling can go a long way, and is overall way cheaper than buying a new car or something. Just a very easy "I'm gonna be on TV with you babe, I gotta look good" And that's the era when Jenelle was making $500k a season.


RileyRhoad

I hate to admit this but I did find him potentially attractive when they *first* got together.. though I have a thing for somewhat ugly guys if they are good people.. he could have grown up and became more attractive had he attempted to be a good person and hide his beastly personality and what notā€¦ but heā€™d never be able to hide that shit! Instead he grew down, and he became the biggest and ugliest swamp monster of them all.


madpiano

I didn't find him unattractive. He wasn't going to be supermodel of the year, but he seemed cute, I quite liked his chipmunk cheeks.


kitkat1771

He was ugly as fuck, bloated alcoholic but he was smart enough to shower occasionally until he knocked her up


Suckerforcats

I was just thinking the same thing. He wasnā€™t as terrible looking when he was thinner and had less hair on his head and face.


brit_brat915

yeah, a "normal" dude https://preview.redd.it/28jt807vp4pc1.png?width=188&format=png&auto=webp&s=88a66607ff309585a6be8314f51fd3d8bf4d1090


kris10leigh14

Yuuuuuuuck. Maybe itā€™s just because I know how gross he isā€¦? If he were a good human being he could make it work. Alas.


Visible_Day9146

He definitely looked better but he still looked like a cartoon bear ![gif](giphy|bjV7gIZni4uOc|downsized)


pockmarkedhobo

Oh geez Ensley looks just like him


eesagud

Over inflated ego, plus being high/drinking makes him over confident.


Its_My_Per_Diem

šŸŽ¤NARRRCISiMšŸŽ¼


Proud_Mastodon338

Oh you KNOW he just thinks he is hot shit. He peacocks all the time acting like he's God's gift to Earth. He's always gotta be the biggest and loudest in the room, he's always gotta be starting something. He loves himself.


Born_Ad8420

Oh he absolutely thinks he's hot.


Sad-Insurance2314

Not confident enough to post more OF content!


prettybigdill

![gif](giphy|gPTTdOsD3lEQw)


dogmom42094

How can he not be repulsed by how dirty he is? You can practically smell it through the screen šŸ¤¢


Flat_Assistance4451

Whatā€™s up with the skin discoloration?


[deleted]

The liver has to be working over time. Or he just doesn't bathe. I bet he keeps his sunglasses on at ALL times. Either way, he's a turd


MarzipanJoy-Joy

Vitiligo, but also alcoholics turn yellow from liver damage, which is my guess.Ā 


Debriver55

True and he does drink to excess but the color of that shirt also is making his skin look more yellow.


Optimal-End-9730

Okay but it looks like he has a farmers tan but with sunglasses. Like, around his eyes are white and then a perfect circle under each eye as if he was tanning with sunglasses on


MarzipanJoy-Joy

I believe that part is the patterning from his vitiligo? I'm not positive, but it looks similar to [this woman](https://images.app.goo.gl/xqHaMHtn21QQt2Zv5).


Electrical_Travel832

Youā€™re right- Iā€™ve seen that look


Proud_Mastodon338

Vitiligo around the eyes and maybe jaundice from alcohol and likely a general lack of hygiene


SpiritualCamera

He has vitiligo


keepcalmandbuydolls

Doesnā€™t that just make the skin white because of loss of pigment cells? Not yellow?


OriginalFuckGirl

Maybe heā€™s just dirty LOL I doubt he showered much before, but now it has to be rare to non existent


cohenisababe

Water in the marina is wayyy too cold still. I imagine heā€™ll appear clean after it warms up


mnix88

My brother and cousin have vitiligo, and their skin doesn't look yellow like that. It can make some spots around the white areas look extra dark, but I've never seen it look like the skin on David's face does.


madpiano

He is quite pale and his tanned skin has a warm tone. It would be called a "golden tan" but the intermittent white patches make it look yellow. He may be starting to lose pigment there too, so it won't tan properly anymore. He has many faults, his skin is not something he can help.


beccaaasueee

It looks like melasma to me too. Not good use of sunscreen with skin exposure. Though I unfortunately get it, in one spot, no matter how much sunscreen I use. šŸ˜¢


Soggy_Corgi_6867

He has vitiligo. I think Ensley does too.


SpiritualCamera

https://preview.redd.it/p42uyeda94pc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112958b0dc4c640d0b258231162869136db8749f


Ekaterina702

His O face šŸ¤¢


PugGrumbles

You go to time out. Right now.


kris10leigh14

Nose in the cornerā€¦. šŸ«£


TaraDickoff00

![gif](giphy|3o6ozsZE22s7LaRfAQ)


eesagud

Thank you so much for that šŸ¤® ' Hey Google, how do you delete someone else's comments?' šŸ˜‚


sell-the-baby

Between this and the comment about Ty and Cate making Jim Carey faces at each other during sex, I believe I am logging off for the day. šŸ˜­


quamers21

Yooooo. I can't. I'm throwing my whole phone away.


SpiteChickens7

Right to jail, right away.


CrazyCatLady2812

![gif](giphy|29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV|downsized)


Fluffy-Imagination51

I almost instinctively downvoted that šŸ¤¢


blackaubreyplaza

EWWWW


crashleyelora

Ew. No no no. Didnā€™t want that thought in my head.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Bro seriously needs to invest in some nose clippers and Kleenex. Thereā€™s always boogers up in that thing.


eesagud

That's what happens when you're always sticking drugs up there šŸ˜‚


cohenisababe

He had them! Weā€™ve seen them on the porch while he does it!


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

I had to rewatch that scene multiple times! Iā€™m not a masochist. I just couldnā€™t believe what I was seeing. He was really doing that. On camera.


Visible_Day9146

You can see that $10 booger


mellybellyyy

how does he ALWAYS manage to have a booger in his nose


Thatgirlthatgirl88

He looks jaundiced. Might want to get some bloodwork done.


Vikkyvondoom

Heā€™s the same color as me when I had liver failure šŸ˜‘


SeenYaWithKeiffah_

I hope youā€™re doing better ā¤ļø


Vikkyvondoom

I am! Thank you :)


sell-the-baby

My husband was a really bad alcoholic (he's 3 years clean now) and he looked like this. Very yellow and bloated, sometimes red in the face too. He seemed "functional" and worked hard at his job, but had to drink every couple hours and even wake up in the middle of the night to drink. I took him to the hospital because >!he was throwing up/shitting blood!< one day, and we found out he had cirrhosis. He was only 30 at the time, and they told him he was going to die very soon if he continued. Luckily, he went thru DT in the ICU, and he has been clean ever since. I know David's got vitiligo, but he also drinks a lot from what we have seen.


baconizlife

You were incredibly lucky that he was able to turn it around. The lady I work beside just buried her 30 year old son last year bc he couldnā€™t stop himself. Itā€™s so sad


sell-the-baby

Oh man, that's awful. It is extremely sad. It's been happening in people who are younger nowadays. I feel lucky everyday that we were able to catch it, and it was the push he needed to get sober. My dad's neighbor has had it forever and still can't stop. I remember him getting diagnosed over 10 years ago. My daughter is best friends with their younger son, and it's heartbreaking to watch. His wife has said he doesn't have much time left for years.. and honestly I have no idea how he's made it this long. He is constantly in and out of the hospital at this point. He's just a shell of the person he used to be.


celestialfeeling

1. It's so embarrassing that Jenelle was around this loser for so long that she copied his exact mannerisms. 2. I checked out after the comment amount women painting our faces... lmfao this guy sure hates women for someone who has been 100% supported financially by one for the last decade.


kris10leigh14

I truly donā€™t think he completed another full word after thatā€¦ just sort ofā€¦. Trailing offā€¦ seeā€¦ my point is now provenā€¦.


tarpfitter

Yeah I never doubted j was just a puppet for UBT.. but I donā€™t think it has anything to do with time. Itā€™s just what she does so her man will love her.


crashleyelora

Thatā€™s probably why he made her pay. Trashhhh!


Ekaterina702

No, actually the first thing we say is that you're a grown man who can't hold down a job, so you lived and mooched off of Jenelle. Rakin' does not count as a job. If he would have been a good example and influence for Jace and Kaiser, no one would drag him. But he's proven to be a POS so...


Sea_Ad1199

It ironic he says Jenelle was the reason he couldn't get a job but here he is online fighting with people on why he won't continue to work he just a lazy bum


mauvewaterbottle

Right. Like are we sure the person he was responding to wasnā€™t calling him a caveman as in heā€™s intellectually functioning on a much lower level than the rest of us humans?


BillowPillow8

He just looks so *unwell*. His skin texture and color, the puffy yet sunken in eyes, etc. Itā€™s what he deserves.


[deleted]

He is aging soooooo badly. Skin discoloration and bags. So gross


idonthavetoomanycats

my sister has vitiligo and it doesnā€™t develop in even patches like that with symmetry, heā€™s just straight up dirty and wears sunglasses so heā€™s like a hillbilly raccoon basically


daddysGirl176

I have vitiligo and yeah, that's not what's goin on with his face lol. He's dirty & jaundiced


[deleted]

It looks like when people come to go skiing in my home town and donā€™t wear sunscreen on their faces, so they get ski goggle tans and look like silly raccoons


Worth-Ratio

David, you look like a sentient pork rind.


Affectionate-Love938

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


rakens_with_radies

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€ perfect description


_summerw1ne

ā€œAm really sorry your boyfriend canā€™t grow a beard, thatā€™s not my faultā€ ā€¦ ?? He arguably canā€™t even grow a fucking beard. Itā€™s not growing in favour of him, itā€™s growing in spite of him šŸ˜­


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|3801Rm0t8WFfHuQ8Sx|downsized)


FormalGlitterbug

I didn't think anything could look grosser than the pigtails, or the braids, but i was wrong. This is worse.


brucegibbons

Oh I love how irritated he was by her comment. He had to make a whole video about it šŸ˜‚ She wins, caveman. She wins!


kris10leigh14

Caveman with a Lightswitch


zdefni

Did he just now realize he gets called a caveman? I thought this was a thing for years now lmao


OriginalFuckGirl

This needs to be marked as NSFW, good god I nearly vomitted and passed out all at once


Soggy_Corgi_6867

David channeling his inner Farrah for some word salad. šŸ„—


sorrynotsorryohwell

When his felony court date?


HippieChick75

I know it feels like it has been forever!! Get this caveman to jail!!!!


noiwontbuticould

"Luxious locks" "ah luhv mah hair" Sure Jan


Electrical_Travel832

Nice boozy bloat


stupdumb

Why canā€™t he just rant at himself in the mirror like a normal unhinged person. No need to share it.


Big_Requirement6818

He looks way older than mid 30s. Yikes!


-russell-coight-

Yoiiiikes. He is the LAST person who should be commenting on other peopleā€™s appearances šŸ˜¬ For someone who hates ā€˜the gaysā€™ he sure has some pretty earrings and hair going on. Just saying. Also, heā€™s drunk. You can tell. Heā€™s gross.


hmerc

David wants to be a pretty pretty girl.


Grand_Ad6013

Pretty pretty Princess šŸ¤£


Blerrycat1

![gif](giphy|Kd6DB1cU8Acxw98xFl)


karmagettie

he mad


Dianabayyebii

Heā€™s for sure captioning this: *āœØunbotheredāœØ*


noiwontbuticould

big mad


Dianabayyebii

Something about him acknowledging that he, does in fact look like a caveman, is sending me.šŸ¤£


Buttercupmissie

He is absolutely disgusting


Spirited-Diamond-716

![gif](giphy|eJLXXjN1ZGS4g)


The_Flightless_Bird_

https://preview.redd.it/792szdekf4pc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb1d1c755cc321848dcac0cdb454872a9ae940a7 The most odious man alive


RedditsInBed2

So unbotheted he's spending the time to go through the profiles of people who make negative comments so he can tear them down in a video. Someone's feelings are hurt.


Tesslafon

He says itā€™s vitiligo, it looks more like melasma. This is also a skin condition that gets worse with sun exposure, the boat life is making it worse. It is totally a cosmetic condition that is not a disability.


soupastar

When is he gonna go direct his anger about being ugly inside and out at his parents who chose to fornicate and create this creature?


daddysGirl176

Lmao he's so fucking disgustingly ugly ew


punkmangos

He looks so yellow and sick.


sasshley_

Looks like he smeared beer shits all over his cheeks.


eesagud

He takes care of his hair? šŸ˜‚ man would hate to see if he didn't.


TerribleAwareness158

David talking about hair care? šŸ¤®


arw444

Heā€™s so gross and from his skin it looks like his liver is working overtime.


princessofIreland

This fucker has no room to talk about looks or drag anyone!!! And you grew a beard to cover your ugly spotted FACE .. so thereā€™s that. I donā€™t know who heā€™s trying to fool


thatsmypurseidku

Why does he talk like his brain is buffering after every sentence? I know he's thinking about what to say next, but playing it off like we all need a second to absorb the hard-hitting facts he's spitting out of his gross hot dog lips. He really thinks he's getting us with this stuff. Hey Dog Killer - No one would call you ugly if you were a decent person. Abusing children and killing dogs makes you ugly, inside and out!


SpiteChickens7

I wonder if David will argue with his lawyer about how much he loves his hair when they tell him to clean up for court.Ā 


Sketcha_2000

ā€œIā€™m so unbothered by strangers making comments about the way I look that I made a whole video about it.ā€ Must be nice to have all the time in the world to make these videos instead of going to work or taking care of your children


gurlsweatshurt

Ok serious question- is his face dirty or is the discoloration something medical?


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Does he have jaundice


TheHeinz77

Itā€™s giving ā€œserial killer in jailā€ vibes


lushspice

His poor children.


BASAWfamily

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


GabrielleCullenn

He needs to lay off the alcohol holy fuck, he looks bloated af


MoOnmadnessss

![gif](giphy|4aSKzfJ98bJ1mEiZ2S)


TUnit713

![gif](giphy|1bYaHhGtueIqQ)


Quinneal

I think itā€™s so funny how he really thinks he is speaking so intelligently when in realityā€¦ itā€™s the first telltale sign that he is a complete moron.


cultqueennn

Boy, your face is melting. Sit down.


Raven_Nicole

Is David slow


spliff1506

Why the fuck are his swamp cheeks yellow? How filthy is thisā€¦thing?


glum_cunt

**The Wilmington Child Strangler** would like to let all yā€™all females know your social media comments have HURT his feelings https://preview.redd.it/yofafl4l05pc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f446998fb625599adabe268d3164084b4505aa


Littletrashpanda

I love how he thinks people are calling a caveman because of his hair and beard


Explanation_Rough

Ahhh heā€™s really trying to rage bait but his idea in his head that this women would actually take this seriously proves heā€™s crazy


babyjames333

he needs to chill on the bronzer


Any-Pineapple151

Dude what happened to him. Iā€™m sorry but I thought he was decent looking in the very beginning šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚how can someone have such a fat glow down


tricksyhobbits

I like how I came to the comments to see what he is saying because I don't want to hear his voice and all the comments are just talking about how truly grotesque he is šŸ¤—


Sea_Ad1199

God he is so ugly no wonder he was a back up plan was the last thought plus it clear his liver is failing good luck finding anyone who is willing to give you theirs Plus it funny how he blames Jenelle from preventing him to work but here he is fighting online with people instead of getting a job he was a major lazy mooch


Yahhmutha

This is just yucky, mama June yucky, heā€™s sounds like he looks, fucking stupid. What a gross turd, letā€™s all hope a really big cat buries him. ![gif](giphy|l0HlPtbGpcnqa0fja)


jadedwishes

I hate his dehydrated hot dog lips šŸ¤®


librataurus

a man with a full time job or any semblance of mental stability just simply wouldnā€™t have the time for this, so iā€™m glad david can afford the time he spends doing this smh.


poop_biscuits

he eye fucks himself just like jen franklin does. and those hoop earrings and that fucking wicker broom up his nose is something else.


Personal_Spinach_739

āœØluxious locksāœØ


pregaftertwobeans

Heā€™s such a menace. I feel like he wasnā€™t this bad (at least on camera) in the beginning.


MoOnmadnessss

God heā€™s such a vile looking creature


cultqueennn

Hahahahahaha, trumpiana talking about cancel culture always cracks me up.


Overall_Bother_7520

He nasty inside and out. The worst personality


Chrisbradley1

what if her bf doesnt want a beard


ThatsGreat4You

He looks dirty as shit, and yellow. Love it for him.


Bulky-Bank-6063

He's so bloated šŸ¤¢


blankeezy1

Heā€™s such a female. Lmao. He even curled his hair for that video


Pizza-Horse-

The creatures that must be creaturing, in his hair and beard. His face is the colour of baby poo. I can smell him through my phone.


spot667

Heā€™s not even effective at making rage bait, lol.


Bosmack

Why is he so ā€¦ *yellow*


dollypartonsfavorite

i want to barf every time i see his face


Stellabonez

He gives me the heebie jeebies


spliff1506

I wonder how Jenelle feels knowing only a shit stain like that is willing to fuck/be with her. I think it says more about her than him lol.


SkibaSlut

He makes me want to fucking throw up everywhere


LiveUnderstanding869

Is he yellow, or is it the swamp juice that can't be scrubbed off????


Spirited_Heron5696

He needs to start wearing makeup for his patchy skin especially on his face. That not from wearing sunglasses.


oceansofmyancestors

It looks like he rubbed shit on his face. Add to the list of things that make him unattractive


ashmillie

Does David not wash his face? Couldnā€™t get through this, his voice is triggeringggggf.


Sixecho7

Heā€™s cashing in on the drama of his divorce yā€™all ā€¦ he has not done this craziness on TT in a minuteā€¦. Every person watching on tt making his wallet fatter so he doesnā€™t have to sell the toys Chinelle bought him.


ReginaldDwight

You're gonna call a woman a clown for wearing makeup while your sunburn and vitiligo makes you look like a raccoon in liver failure??


FancyNacnyPants

David got his itty bitty feelings hurt


Dizzy_Choice7909

How appropriate that his hat says salty crew. Heā€™s always so salty.


okbutsrslywtf

Oh fuck off lil dick, women get harassed for their looks constantly


Heavy-Boysenberry-90

He hates women so much. Heā€™s going to die in prison someday.


ImaginaryBig1705

Quit giving him attention.