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FrightenedFishstick

I can just hear her on the phone: “Daaaduhh!”


n9netailz

"Someone just crashed into the front of my stoooreuhh!"


Early_Jicama_6268

"now I need to MOOOVEUHHH, I don't want a shop where I'm not 100% happpyyy" 😭


sjp991

Its funny because you know its 1000% true.


informationseeker8

I’m calling PAPA!!!


sparkleheels28

Why did Think of this / hear this before I even opened the comments 😂😂😂😂


needless_booty

They were so meeeean-uh


Sashakilledart

lmao of course my first thought is “insurance scam!” because there is no way that store is making any money and they need a way out


thankyoupapa

my first thought was a way to get people talking about their store lol


emoldsb

I mean, perhaps. I for one, am learning for the first time that this store exists, and I don’t think I’m alone in that 😂


_summerw1ne

Tbh a think it’s really easily missed if you don’t follow them on socials! Can only recall the their shop being posted on this sub twice. And that’s me being generous and assuming there was a second post 😂


emoldsb

I follow chels 💀😂


_summerw1ne

Oh hell, guess ignorance is bliss then 🤣


CSPhCT

Same, but I feel like it’s because whenever I see something that says “down home” associated with her I’ll just scroll by and not think anything of it thinking it has to do something with promoting her show I don’t care to watch 😂😂😂


Read-it005

The insurance will cover the repairs and when they missed business days they'll have to show how much they usually made per day to determine their financial damage. I don't think they'll gain much from broken doors and some windows, perhaps some inventory.


crakemonk

They’ve gotta do a ton more damage for an insurance scam to pan out than a broken window.


FancyNacnyPants

Exactly


Hungry-Network-9826

Agree


Register-Capable

Came here to say that


MYSTICALLMERMAID

Literally what I sent my friend right away 😂


FancyNacnyPants

It’s just the front entrance, it’s not like the whole store was set on fire.


susanbiddleross

LOL, had the same thought but it’s most likely someone possibly elderly who switched up the brake and gas and then panicked and hit it harder when the car lurched forward. These through the window ones are usually parking error.


sad_broccolis

Hell, it almost happened to me in a rental car and I’m not even elderly


oooheycait1223

Ever since one of you on here called cole sexy Ned Flanders that's all I see now with that mustache. Damn you guys lol


Vegeta21

![gif](giphy|fGL49FcGVuA4Wn8lF9)


cornbreadcake

![gif](giphy|3orieK3RwYuQmIvJWU|downsized)


oooheycait1223

😂😂 this sub never disappoints


BirdBrainuh

his lil State Farm moustache


pthack103

The door buster deals don’t start until tomorrow !


Mammoth_Gazelle_7715

you mean Deboer buster deals? sorry, i’ll see myself out.


brunhilda78

😂😂😂


MakeItLookSexy_

😂


IWetMyPlants_3

😂🤣


heldaway

Hiyooooo


Mammoth-Twist7044

woof that last slide


Vast-Guava-4840

Omg it looks like her face is separating into two pieces 🫣


whyismybigtoesougly

Its splitting like milk lol


OHiashleyy

Ewwwuhhh


psy2012

I felt bad for thinking the same thing. Good to know I’m not alone.


WestGood6218

Janelle did it.


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|10H6sTqgQcaYla)


Agreeable-Antelope-6

Too bad Chelsea's face can't make those minute movements Reza can.


badlilbishh

When I first saw the post I thought it said David crashed into their store and I was like wait why was David in their state lmfao. 😂


ReginaldDwight

Is David even allowed to leave the state right now?


Miserable-Dog-857

😩😩😩😩😭💀💀💀💀


DuggarStonerJew

At least she didn’t pull her gun out this time.


Dixie2015_

Idk whose face that is but it’s not Chelseas. I hate she touched it at all but it’s not my body so it really doesn’t matter. Her strong features made her so so so beautiful.


kateyklod

She looks gaunt.


throw_blanket04

She is morphing into farrah. Its so sad.


Agreeable-Antelope-6

Camo Farrah


brunhilda78

Just thinking that! Yowza!


psy2012

The state of her face is so unfortunate. I used to think she was so pretty.


sara128

I feel like people driving into stores is so common and it's so weird!!?!? Just like two weeks ago someone drove into the old bonton. Like. Just through the glass front. And there's several other examples I can think of like whyyy do people do this


Peanuts4Peanut

My best friends mom died when she was walking down the sidewalk leaving work and someone hit the gas in drive instead of reverse and slammed her into the building. It's been 35 years, and I still won't walk in front of a car running with someone in the driver seat.


MakeItLookSexy_

Yes the mayor of a town near me drove his vehicle through a liquor store. He was drunk🤦🏽‍♀️ There was also an elderly lady that ran her vehicle into the front of a nail salon by my house They need to put some cement barricades up or something. That should do the trick


kitkat1771

Senior stoppers lol


MakeItLookSexy_

Haha is that what they call them 😂😂


Tight_Watercress_267

One of the gas stations in my hometown had this happen to them three times in a year lol


HippieChick75

I find this weird too but always assume they are under the influence....🤷🏻‍♀️🤔


ionlyjoined4thecats

That or elderly.


HippieChick75

True. Where I live a 93 year old woman just pled guilty to hitting a reporter w/ her vehicle. She was 92 at the time of the accident. Her drivers license was suspended for a year (& some fines). She volunteerly turned in her license & won't be driving again.


noakai

They built a new shopping center near us and it took forever for anything in it to open. They put a mattress store in there and within the first week of it finally being open, a car just drove straight into it, so it was closed again for awhile. It was truly wild.


IWetMyPlants_3

It happens pretty often in my hometown. Literally like 8+ times a year. My hometown has about 100k people so it’s not huge either lol


peek_ah_chu

Super common in Florida. Always an elderly person who can’t feel the difference between the brake and gas. Usually happens in a parking lot.


mattedroof

I was buying an energy drink before work one time when some lady crashed into the store I was in! The cashier said they didn’t have a back door so I just had to wait for the fire department to move the car and let us out 😭 it was like 8 am and the lady was wasted af lol


PumpkinCupcake777

Driving tests should be reoccurring, not just once when you're 16.


ALynnj42

YES! I say this all the time! I think that every time you renew your license you need to take at least a written test like you do when you first get it.


Hunnergomeow

I'm kind of glad it's not just here. The town I live in since January people have driven into the Bulk Barn, then a Daycare, then Wearhouse One, a bank and then another Daycare. Like what is going on these days?!


Mammoth-Twist7044

this is why curb barriers are more common in other places like western europe - it seems crazy that stuff like this happens regularly, but when no preventative measures are taken in a car centric culture/infrastructure, here’s the result


nuggetghost

that looks absolutely nothing like chelsea walking out of the store what lol


Worried-Watercress31

I know lol.. looks like Aubrey she was standing by Cole in the pic or at least it looks like her. Then she has same shirt on in pic walking out of store.


EightyHM

I thought the same thing. It doesn't look like the same top Chelsea has on in her story either and you'd have to imagine it was the same day/when she was leaving the store.


Fun-Shame399

Out here looking like ![gif](giphy|7YeguV6Ia9lfO)


Ok-Honeydew6545

Sexy squidward! That’s her!


HannahLeah1987

Waiting for the fans to say it was Gary 2.0.


_summerw1ne

Waiting for Gary (hairy) to say it was Carol Baskin.


Rabbit131313

It was Chelsea because her eyes did this again. https://preview.redd.it/3dxxesepvu6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452b3b70fb019e00fcfa3a6909f4cd66c6cf9c80


ParcelPosted

Is this a setup for insurance scam? /s


Thatgirlthatgirl88

That’s an Audi, not a BMW


IWetMyPlants_3

Ruh roh. Anyone know the age range of the driver? Maybe Chelsea’s copycat has come around again


percbish

Or Adam, he’s always crashing into shit


thankyoupapa

Coley looking thicc


alpama93

Dang, that sucks. This happens like once a month at my local dollar general (not literally, but I think it was 8 times last year.) It’s almost always elderly people who “thought it was in reverse” 


HippieChick75

WOW!! I'm glad everyone was okay!


MilkTrees

That blows tbh. I own a business and I would just be terrified.


MakeItLookSexy_

Ok somebody mentioned this happened and I didn’t think much of it but now I realize someone did crash a whole ass vehicle into their store 😅😅 glad everyone was ok


ALynnj42

I saw it mentioned before I saw this post too so I thought the commenter was wishing that a car would drive through their store. I was like “I know a lot of people don’t like Chelsea but that was a little harsh.” 😳


DemenTEDBundy85

Cole looks like he has a 70's porn Stache


basicytgirl

Jesus god, she has early Farrah surgery face in that last slide


dropingloads

Oh no the whole inventory of leather wall paper and cheetah print wallpaper got destroyed


Regular-Metal-321

Am I the only one that looked at the pics? Pic 4/5 points to a figure and says Chelsea? That doesn’t look anything like her even zooming in? I mean the person in pic has an arm and face that match she doesn’t!


PurpleLilacGold

And that person isn’t orange


Lady_Scruffington

Are they trying to make their name look like DeBeers, the diamond family? Or do they actually have hgtv name recognition? I don't watch that channel unless I'm somewhere medical adjacent or my parent's house.


kateyklod

Papa Randi help!!! 🤣


EastCoastDizzle

Why the long face, Chelsea?


SuspiciousBox9583

I haven’t seen her in a while! What the hell did she do to her face!


Mammoth-Twist7044

i can’t decide if this is better or worse than the usual peanut butter glow


Elizabeth_409

Aww so sad that their insurance will fix it for them 💔🫠


dmode112378

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


AlixHague

What in God's name has she done to her face? She was really pretty!


Ok_Effort9915

Insurance to the rescue.


blueeyesarehotcisco

that shitty ass store is gonna go the way of farrah's froyo shop


Thereisn0store

I heard it was right next to a truck stop on a highway exit.


Toketokyo

That’s god she’s not on the show anymore cause you know this would’ve been her only storyline dragged out for like 2 seasons


allygator99

Jenelle??


SuperbReserve

Alright, where was Janelle?


kokojacks

I didn’t know Jenelle was in South Dakota


brunhilda78

Her face is not ok.


Justbrowsinghereee

Down Door by DeBoers


xxtinagee

Has Jenelle made a statement making it all about her


Confident-Echo1580

lol that’s all I got


Personal_Willow_865

Clearly, the woman was so excited to shop there- She wanted literal front row parking…..


caramelplease

Was it Adam?


pulloutyourchompers

Cole looking good 👀


FancyNacnyPants

Don’t why anyone is teasing about Chelsea calling her dad (if she did). That’s exactly what I would do. Parents are a comfort. That’s who we turn to when we need love and support.