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You'll get caught by a cop while your doing probably. (also jaywalking is the act of pedestrians walking in or crossing a roadway if that act contravenes traffic regulations. source Wikipedia)
Ummš¬ back when I was younger, I used to shoplift different things, the total money I would take worth of things would be well over 300. I used to go on top of roofs of stores and start shooting a 9 mm, set of fireworks, and a lot moreš
Yea š, I had a feeling. I never decided to fight the cops. They are the biggest gang in America and Iāve seen too many videos of 50 cops piling on one guy because he decided to fight. Police are a bunch of pussies, they donāt wanna shoot the ones
When I was like eleven or some shit, me and my friends broke into an abandoned house thinking it would be scary, the only scary part was the 325ā¬ fine.
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I sure hope none of them were waynes.
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i used to steal a bunch of stuff from a bunch of places. walmart, publix, peoples houses or whatever. i made it a point not to steal from my family, friends, or independent businesses. i was an honest kleptomaniac. i even stole a monitor once and used it for years. middle school was wild.
In my freshman and sophomore years I would steal peopleās AirPods, change the name back to factory, and then sell AirPods for dirt cheap at school š
my local dollar tree usually just has a guy sitting in the back room smoking shit and not giving a fuck, my friends would always snag a pack of gum or a lighter or sm (i never included myself iām not that illegal)
Well this is a fun question. Umm, I used to sell pills and weed, possession of a firearm, assault and battery multiple counts, assault with a deadly weapon, robbery, theft, grand larceny, multiple DUIs, possession of a deadly projectile (Molotov cocktail that I made), possession of an explosive device (using fireworks, mortars, as bombs), trespassing, driving without a license, driving without insurance, resisting arrest without violence. What else, I think I got everything, if I remember something Iāll edit this reply and add to it.
Because these are new charges š, someone doesnāt know how the legal system works. Furthemore, some of these things I didnāt get arrested for, some of them I did. I owned up to all of it. Some I got into trouble for, sent to juvie and what not, and some I didnāt.
Well then donāt be like me. Stay a good person and donāt commit crimes. My life is fucked up now because my mistakes and people I hurt. Be better than me man. And worst of it all, people are disfigured physically and emotionally damaged because of me. And I deserve all the hate I get, but Iām a man and own up to my faults.
Became a decently well known vore and porn artist from 10 to 13. To put it simply I didn't know the ramifications with it until I was 13 or so. I also somehow got off without a hitch considering I acted very childish early on.
I'm not even fucking joking.
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Accidentally commited domestic terrorism when lighting one of [these](https://blackcatfireworks.com/what-are-missile-fireworks/) when the fins came off and flew straight at my neighbors open window.
Tried to let my neighbors cat inside their house because it was over 90Ā° outside and it was basically screaming at me, tried the door and it was locked.Ā Realized later it probably looked like I was trying to break in and Iām lucky I didnāt get shotĀ
I was 10 and technically she's my great grandma so she wouldn't have known if the bank didn't tell her. She was in her 70's and doesn't know phone stuff so I would've gotten away with it >:[ I did get one of the cosplays tho >:3
Iām probably already on a list for doing tho so if you a fed you already know. Threatened to āAmericaā my school. I also ābroke intoā a car and almost stole it (broke into in quotes because it was abandoned in a church parking lot for 3 months with the keys left in and unlocked)
I went to a new years eve party my friends were throwing and drunk a shit ton of alcohol, but I didnāt get drunk? I also trespassed into an abandoned building and became a sugarbaby which was kept sfw, which means I just sent him selfies
At the county fair, that famous country singer Ned Ledoux was playing. I don't even like country, but me and my friends snuck past the stage guards, hopped a couple fences and snuck into the crowd.
When I was 11 I vaped the first time loved and like 5-6 months later, I got drunk w a friend took some beer to a park and slapped a misogynistic kid and they tattled and the cops came to my house and lied my ass off (I was 12). And then now itās June so Iām 13 now and Iāve also done vandalism under a bridge a month ago and did cigs and vapes in the woods and then proceeded to do shots. Fun times and I also shoplifted a few times but thatās bc of a bad influence.
When I was in kindergarten -1st grade at school we would at some point sit in the hallway for what I think was attendance? Not sure but there were a bunch of backpacks in that hallway not from our class (to this day I have no idea what class they were for because through all the grades I never had to set a bag there).
I would (while no one was looking) take pins and keychains off the backpacks and steal them.
When I brought any of these home I'd say that "a friend gave it to me" when my parents questioned me about it.
Last month I had 24 shots worth of vodka and chundered right outside the pub:(. Btw I am 14
There are much worse but canāt think of any now. I might edit later tho
I didnāt do too much crazy stuff tbh. My top is prolly that I ran away from home when I was 6 with an older girl, for 2 days. Had the police search for us
Stole a few rifle bullets from a cadet course I was on, realised that they were illegal and emptied the gunpowder and popped the percussion caps with a lighter making them legal to own
I was in the changing room at a clothing store and I had to go to the bathroom really bad I was like 8 and I took a shit in the corner and covered it up with some clothes that were already in the room.
For context, my history teacher was rumored to have taken pictures of the girls in his class, so one day after school had already ended, me and my best friend broke into his classroom and searched through his computer (he forgot to hide his password one time) and found an entire folder just full of pictures of girls from his classes, so we printed them out and left them in front of the principalās office and a note explaining everything, the history teacher got fired and nobody else knows about it except me, my friend and my sister
tl;dr me and my friend caught our p3do history teacher
Yesterday I ate a post it note with pencil writing on it
I have also had wine, beer, and some mimosa before, and I've got to say, I don't see what's so good about beer
I sold alch/weed, I ran from the cops at a house party bust for underage drinking, the obvious traffic violations āI was behaving myself; the speed limit was like 30, I was doin 90ā, Iāve threatened people before with full intent of following through (grown man), Iāve shot out someoneās windshield (air gun ((smaller, black pellets that are hard to find on their carās interior)), criminal trespassing, shoplifting, idk. A lot that Iāve forgotten some.
Had sex while on my honeymoon ,in a pool at like 11am at a resort in Punta Cana while people (kids adults) were swimming past me topless straddling my husband in the middle of the pool.
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I jaywalked ššš
Death penalty
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CRUSH
PREPARE THYSELF
You deserve DEATH! š¦š¦š¦
I live ins such an uncivilised place that this isnāt even a crime
Havenāt we all?
Yes lol itās a joke
What is j walking?
You'll find out.
What if they don't go to America...
How?
You'll get caught by a cop while your doing probably. (also jaywalking is the act of pedestrians walking in or crossing a roadway if that act contravenes traffic regulations. source Wikipedia)
Thatās illegal? Damn
Is it an American thing? Thatās the kinda dumb shit they would come up with.
Bingo
Wtf
Batman.
Ummš¬ back when I was younger, I used to shoplift different things, the total money I would take worth of things would be well over 300. I used to go on top of roofs of stores and start shooting a 9 mm, set of fireworks, and a lot moreš
Was the gun licensed?
Nope, I was 7 years oldš¤£
Average 7-yo
American*
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Sounds like me and you are about the closest illegal things in the post right now
Is that a good thing?
Nope šāāļø
Oh wait! I forget one tooš¤£ I assaulted an officer and took his carš¬
Yea š, I had a feeling. I never decided to fight the cops. They are the biggest gang in America and Iāve seen too many videos of 50 cops piling on one guy because he decided to fight. Police are a bunch of pussies, they donāt wanna shoot the ones
š¤£
average florida 7 year old lol
Nice try fed
Tsk tsk tsk
When I was like eleven or some shit, me and my friends broke into an abandoned house thinking it would be scary, the only scary part was the 325ā¬ fine.
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Broke into my friends home one time to steal his phone (it was a prank)
Relax bro it's just a prank
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A kid called me a fag (full word) so I hit him with the hall pass and at that time it was like a foot long 2 by 4 lol
Nice š. You have my respect :)
good job
W
š¤£š¤£this is funny
I murdered a family of 5
Same
I sure hope none of them were waynes. https://preview.redd.it/khepylpzpg9d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24fb68a5f55e48900a85e4abeac6cd9b260df29e
Skinny dipping (once I almost got caught and the second time there was no one around but the water was freezing)
Proof or it didnāt happen
what
what
Ask the guy who almost caught me on monday
well if he didnt catch you then he never knew
We was relatively close I was only able to hide it due to tall sea grass (and I'm pretty sure he saw all my clothes on the grass)
Some real anime type shi ššI aināt never skinny dipped yall wild ā ļø
Ikr
The proof is that heās apart of r/nudism
What?
i used to steal a bunch of stuff from a bunch of places. walmart, publix, peoples houses or whatever. i made it a point not to steal from my family, friends, or independent businesses. i was an honest kleptomaniac. i even stole a monitor once and used it for years. middle school was wild.
Honestly, I would also steal from big businesses if it werenāt for my family.
I shoplifted a Lego mini figure once
I pirate Nintendo games
Fed
Guilty!
NUH UH!!
UH HUHHHH
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Do you cum blood
Yep after I f*****d with a knife
I honestly feel like you listen to impending doom
Nahhh really
In my freshman and sophomore years I would steal peopleās AirPods, change the name back to factory, and then sell AirPods for dirt cheap at school š
I went to the dollar store, unwrapped a bunch of candy, shoved it in a ziplock, and walked out.
my local dollar tree usually just has a guy sitting in the back room smoking shit and not giving a fuck, my friends would always snag a pack of gum or a lighter or sm (i never included myself iām not that illegal)
Iā¦ didnāt look both ways when crossing the road š
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Well this is a fun question. Umm, I used to sell pills and weed, possession of a firearm, assault and battery multiple counts, assault with a deadly weapon, robbery, theft, grand larceny, multiple DUIs, possession of a deadly projectile (Molotov cocktail that I made), possession of an explosive device (using fireworks, mortars, as bombs), trespassing, driving without a license, driving without insurance, resisting arrest without violence. What else, I think I got everything, if I remember something Iāll edit this reply and add to it.
Dangg
Yea Iām kinda a bad person š
I can tell lol
thatās not a flex
Wasnāt a flex, just being honest š
Oh, hahašš
most believable story on reddit
Donāt believe it if you donāt wanna. I was told by my PO to own up to my mistakes and carry them with me as a reminder moving forward
sure bro
Itās just a prank bro The prank:
Yea but those people didnāt like the prank to much
but 163 days ago you had āno criminal recordā
Because these are new charges š, someone doesnāt know how the legal system works. Furthemore, some of these things I didnāt get arrested for, some of them I did. I owned up to all of it. Some I got into trouble for, sent to juvie and what not, and some I didnāt.
I generally like to stick to obeying the law so no, i wouldnāt know what the criminal life is like and how that works
Well then donāt be like me. Stay a good person and donāt commit crimes. My life is fucked up now because my mistakes and people I hurt. Be better than me man. And worst of it all, people are disfigured physically and emotionally damaged because of me. And I deserve all the hate I get, but Iām a man and own up to my faults.
Became a decently well known vore and porn artist from 10 to 13. To put it simply I didn't know the ramifications with it until I was 13 or so. I also somehow got off without a hitch considering I acted very childish early on. I'm not even fucking joking.
BRO
whats your account (joke)
Good man. The account's deleted anyway.
Roof hopping races in the city and roof topping(climbing on tall shit like cranes w/o gear)
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I got jonkled on a bus by my then FWB
Jonkledš
I set fire to a middle school boys' bathroom. (when I was in 6th grade)
Stole a ringpop
Drank alcohol I guess. I'm not super outgoing, but I think I've been trespassing too, with some friends.
Well, I climbed a water tower to the top. Also, was there when a friend set fire to 50 acres of forest.
Accidentally commited domestic terrorism when lighting one of [these](https://blackcatfireworks.com/what-are-missile-fireworks/) when the fins came off and flew straight at my neighbors open window.
Tried to let my neighbors cat inside their house because it was over 90Ā° outside and it was basically screaming at me, tried the door and it was locked.Ā Realized later it probably looked like I was trying to break in and Iām lucky I didnāt get shotĀ
I accidentally stole 4 brick separators from Gamescom Kƶln/Cologne
You thought you could trick me. But I see right through you. Youāre clearly a cop. Better luck next time.
Awh darn it! You got me. Shuckleberries in my bootsies š
When I was a kid I shoplifted a lot because I was scared to ask my parents for money. I still shoplift but Iām trying to get off of it
I blew up my school faculty bathroom toilet with a firecracker then i put laxatives in my least favorite teachers coffee. She shit her pants
Nice try fed
I beat the fuck out of a kid in high-school but that's about it
Nice try feds
I stole a restaurant cups š
Nice try fed boi! Like I am going to tell you about my illegal dealings
I used to chuck eggs at cars that were driving by
I canāt tell you that for obvious reasons
Trespassing but im not sure if its a crime where i live
Nothing, narc
I gambled when I was thirteen, they didnāt realize I was underage for about 20 minutes because I was a pretty big thirteen year old (6ā3 185lbs)
I stoke my mom's credit card and bought $500 worth of cosplay stuff on Amazon
There's no way she would let that slide. Sounds exactly what a kid would do, though lol. $500 worth of cosplay stuff is ridiculous.
I was 10 and technically she's my great grandma so she wouldn't have known if the bank didn't tell her. She was in her 70's and doesn't know phone stuff so I would've gotten away with it >:[ I did get one of the cosplays tho >:3
I drank some booze without the supervision of my parents, an illegal practice that I don't regret doing
Taking 2 samples at Costco
Iām probably already on a list for doing tho so if you a fed you already know. Threatened to āAmericaā my school. I also ābroke intoā a car and almost stole it (broke into in quotes because it was abandoned in a church parking lot for 3 months with the keys left in and unlocked)
damn y'all feds think I'm that stupid
Ah bro you wonāt believeā¦I rode my bike in a SKATEparkš
I went to a new years eve party my friends were throwing and drunk a shit ton of alcohol, but I didnāt get drunk? I also trespassed into an abandoned building and became a sugarbaby which was kept sfw, which means I just sent him selfies
started the apocalypse. oopsies š¤Ŗ
At the county fair, that famous country singer Ned Ledoux was playing. I don't even like country, but me and my friends snuck past the stage guards, hopped a couple fences and snuck into the crowd.
Fled from the police and got away because of traffic
When I was 11 I vaped the first time loved and like 5-6 months later, I got drunk w a friend took some beer to a park and slapped a misogynistic kid and they tattled and the cops came to my house and lied my ass off (I was 12). And then now itās June so Iām 13 now and Iāve also done vandalism under a bridge a month ago and did cigs and vapes in the woods and then proceeded to do shots. Fun times and I also shoplifted a few times but thatās bc of a bad influence.
Piracy. You'll never find me buried treasure.
Nice try fed Iām still not paying taxes
When I was in kindergarten -1st grade at school we would at some point sit in the hallway for what I think was attendance? Not sure but there were a bunch of backpacks in that hallway not from our class (to this day I have no idea what class they were for because through all the grades I never had to set a bag there). I would (while no one was looking) take pins and keychains off the backpacks and steal them. When I brought any of these home I'd say that "a friend gave it to me" when my parents questioned me about it.
Last month I had 24 shots worth of vodka and chundered right outside the pub:(. Btw I am 14 There are much worse but canāt think of any now. I might edit later tho
Stole the salad tongs from a Fazoliās
Cut down a tree on private property, urban exploration, and even more trespassing!
I didnāt do too much crazy stuff tbh. My top is prolly that I ran away from home when I was 6 with an older girl, for 2 days. Had the police search for us
Vandalism with a sharpie marker. Iām boring.
i sailed after dark without nav lightsš®
When I was 5 I accidentally walked out of church with a pencil. I started crying because I thought I was going to go to jail.
I once stole shopkins when I was like 6 and my dad made me give them back. I'm still traumatized.
Stole a few rifle bullets from a cadet course I was on, realised that they were illegal and emptied the gunpowder and popped the percussion caps with a lighter making them legal to own
I almost killed somebody on ACCIDENT
I broke into a priest house š
My lawyer advised me not to say anything
I was in the changing room at a clothing store and I had to go to the bathroom really bad I was like 8 and I took a shit in the corner and covered it up with some clothes that were already in the room.
For context, my history teacher was rumored to have taken pictures of the girls in his class, so one day after school had already ended, me and my best friend broke into his classroom and searched through his computer (he forgot to hide his password one time) and found an entire folder just full of pictures of girls from his classes, so we printed them out and left them in front of the principalās office and a note explaining everything, the history teacher got fired and nobody else knows about it except me, my friend and my sister tl;dr me and my friend caught our p3do history teacher
I set an old life of carpet on fire on a walk at like 4 am and it got to the point the fire department got called and they investigated for arson
got caught after stealing almost 1000 dollars worth of stuff from the mall, got banned for a year
Nude hiking. I highly recommend.
Stole a Hersheyās bar from a gas station
Trespassing, motor vehicle usage in motor vehicle prohibited areas
I broke googles eula of not knocking their wearos rom so now they are out for blood.
Dog kermit sewer slide on my bike tire one time
way too many drugs lolz
I drifted down a mountain pass
For legal reasons I cannot speak here
I stole a pen. From the Pearl Harbor gift shop.
Threesome with my bf and his friend and then a different one with my friend and his gf
geneva convention
Yesterday I ate a post it note with pencil writing on it I have also had wine, beer, and some mimosa before, and I've got to say, I don't see what's so good about beer
I beat the shit outta a gang member
Thank you for your service
We do a little trolling
I sold alch/weed, I ran from the cops at a house party bust for underage drinking, the obvious traffic violations āI was behaving myself; the speed limit was like 30, I was doin 90ā, Iāve threatened people before with full intent of following through (grown man), Iāve shot out someoneās windshield (air gun ((smaller, black pellets that are hard to find on their carās interior)), criminal trespassing, shoplifting, idk. A lot that Iāve forgotten some.
Had sex while on my honeymoon ,in a pool at like 11am at a resort in Punta Cana while people (kids adults) were swimming past me topless straddling my husband in the middle of the pool.
Ummmm, you know this is a teen subreddit right?
But betterā¦ they accepted me.
I pirate games... from indie devs.
ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISGRACE
it was a joke lmao, only from triple a companies