I think bartender

i feel that

Wow, there are no muscular ch-- Moon lord. I'm going with the moon lord, and I'm not planning on skipping leg day like he did. So as I was saying, there is only 1 muscular male, living character. The paladin is probably an undead under armor.

Um, Tavernkeep?

He'd have to leave to his og dimension at some point though

he can visit on the weekends, im sure

Witch Doctor - he's going to bestow the sacred protein shake recipe upon me

thank you for the protein sir

I need more boolets

Gym daddy 🥺

*cough cough*

Its a gift from his tiki grandma!

YIPEEEEE

Tfw the terrarian lifts and uses a huge metal sword more than twice their size with the same ease as a wooden sword

Tfw the terrarian holds more than 72,220,777.2 tons of platinum through their inventory. (If you think the inventory counts as some kind of pocket dimension, then we can at least have over 1 million tons held in the cursor, through a full stack of thrones crafted with platinum)

You can even hold that much tungsten, which is one of the most dense metals on the periodic table.

Tungsten isn’t as effective, since you can’t craft thrones, which are 30 platinum bars, and can stack up to 9999.

1 tungsten ingot takes up 1 block. Assuming that each block is 2 square feet (Terrarian is 3 blocks tall aka ~6 ft/2 m tall), each ingot is around 1.202 tons (tungsten is 1202 lbs per ft^2 = 0.601 tons * 2 (545 kg)). Multiply that by a full stack (9999) times the 40 inventory spots and the Terrarian can effortlessly lug around 480647 tons (436035624 kg) in their back pocket. For reference, that’s the weight of the Eiffel Tower. Times 47.

Yall didint forget about that he can hold buckets of infinte source of them right?

Like lava, water, shimmer, and honey

Fair, but in that case we could have a stack of piggybanks inside of piggybanks that contain piggybanks containing themselves to have infinity to a ridiculous degree. Since all piggybanks share the same content, and a piggy bank inside a piggy bank would contain itself infinitely.

True but dosent *bottomless* seem more then infinty since there is a small bucket and infinite source of like water so that means its basiclly infinite weight.

The nurse since she probably knows the body the most

Fair, and the mechanic could make equipment

Definitely going for Nurse for that instant full heal to my muscles so I can immediately get back to the grind

Tax collector. We could both agree to not and go share a pizza

Nah he'd just scam you and make you pay

Witch Doctor obviously 😋

man i read your username and comment at the same time and thought you said "S*x with the Witch Doctor" i might need to get some sleep

Heck, you gave me an idea

NO PLEASE DONT DO THAT

You fool!

DO NOT THE DOCTOR

Doctor witch?

You know how to shake things up.

I think bro wants steroids 💀

r/usernamechecksout

The Squire Slime who I’ve named Slade

moon lord, no hesitation.

Zoologist. She always has something funny to say.

empress of light!!!!!!! have you SEEN her figure????

same-

Yeah but she will crush you just for not being on her level Probably be a witch of the woods situation like with Hatterene :the mighty hero forgot to leave all of their shroomite and chlorophyte at home :empress- I see you have chosen death

Tavernkeep solos

The demolisonist obviously

Tavernkeep for sure. He looks like he can bench me while I'm benching my PR

Underrated comment right here

Empress Of Light because I’m gay for her :3 But if I have to pick an NPC… Nurse because I’m gay for her :3 (also because she’d probably be very knowledgeable about working out like how/where to work out to get the desired effect (but also because I am a woman enjoyer :3))

Stardust armor's set bonus

Zoologist. If I start slacking she's got plenty of whips

I think you just want to be whipped by woman

nd was with that?

is there anything wrong with that?

🤨

Simp

My homie pinky is my spotter

All the weights bounce of them

Nurse would know proper training and rest regimes. Guide would somewhat know them too. Tavernkeep being from DD2 would be a reliable gymbro. Empress of Light, if you can tame her fury, would be able to teach you the ways of looking hot as fuck. Zoologist would whip you into shape, literally. Witchdoctor wouldn't even go to the gym. He'd just use flasks full of performance enhancing drugs. I'd go with any of the first 5

Wall of Flesh. I mean why not?

Shimmered witch doctor 🥺

Witch doctor because they will make me super creatine

I would choose moon lord or the mechanic. And idk why did I choose mechanic

Mechanic built the mechanical bosses so she would be strong and she's literally a mechanic

demolitionist

im going with the hard mode tortoise. bro just casually one shot me.

Healers are the best gym buddies since they heal muscular tissue faster, allowing you to exercise more. The Terraria nurse, in general, would be op in a gym, supposing you have the dough.

Wall of flesh. Look at him, all muscle.

Tavernkeep, he seems like the guy you'd vibe with after he closes up for the night

Goblin Tinkerer. He ovbiously knows some shit about lifting. You do need some strengh to hold 2000 platinum coints. Or Mommy of light.

witch doctor 😏

witch doctor

witch doctor without a doubt

ANGLER

You would bring a child into a gym? You are the PE teacher.

I doubt a child would want to go to the gym with you, especially since all he ever thinks about is fishing and pranking.

I said angler bc I spent hours on the gadgets for cellphone

Goblin Warrior

Dutch. All day

Angler

Dr. Bones

Moon lord, he's fucking jacked! Or mabye cultist for magic creatine

Guide,probably he will correct my form until I do the exercise perfectly

Definitely with Angler so I can force him to bench 500kg and then just whip out. But fr prolly skeletron, you see his hands?

The Player Character, he can probably lift the sun's weight, so i can always rely on him to spot me.

Zoologist, she’s probably pretty good at encouraging people

The guide (I just started playing the game lol)

Calamitas, her magic is going to help out

if we're taking mods into account then mutant, he's literally god

Eh, Cal being my choice is more of personal bias.

The guide is the man

zoologist 🥺

Odd pick, but I'd say the witch doctor. You'd certainly get some exotic training regiments

For a sec I thought the one on the right was Minos Prime

Tavernkeep.

dryad or moonlord

I'd pick the guide, too. He's just so friendly, and he knows all the best workout routines.

I'ma go with the guide, he's good at explaining how to do shit.

Zoologist, but as a gym trainer, have you seen her muscles?

Skeletron no explanation

Steampunker. She can build machines that work muscles I didn't even know I had

Moon Lord. Have you SEEN his biceps???

Yeah, but he always skips leg day.

Probably Moon Lord I feel like he can probably lift

Arms dealer

Myself

Wall of flesh

Guide Or Paladin

Goblin so that I can "accidentally" forget to spot him.

Mechanic she’s buff

Demolitionist

the terrarian - oh my god that guy is overpowered

Absolutely the Demolitionist. Bro's a dwarf, they're nothing but muscle, he's gotta know something about it

Granite golem

Golem

My terraria char doesn't need to go to the Gym, she has a very active lifestyle.

I pick a crawdad

I'd go with the angler and put him under the part that lifts up the weights so he gets squished in a cartoonish fashion when they drop

Golem he’s got some thick calves good arm strength and can even detach his own head

Guide

Party girl

TW:HEADCANON Probably the demolutionist he buff as hell because he a dwarf and he mines a lot

Rock golem

Witch Doctor It's more than obvious.

Terraria world!

thought that was minos on the right…

Steampunker, because she seems like the least likely to want to go to the gym, and thus the least likely to make *me* go to the gym.

Goblin tinkerer so I can torture him even more :)