Honestly, Steampunker’s taken more of my gold than anyone else, probably.
All of those teleporters and the sky-length conveyer belts to feed stars into my base will do that to ya.
The goblin tinkerer has a severe gambling addiction, and the nurse is self-employed, so no health insurance and she has to pay for her treatments out of pocket.
How much do you think those syringes cost? 1 copper? Hell no. That costs money! That's why she's still in debt
Y'know, not going to school to learn to be a nurse... It's... The syringes... Yeah...
Nurses don't make good money...
You may mean because of how much people IN GAME pay her, but idk if so I missed it kinda. But yeah, at least in the USA, Nurses make about as much as a potato.
everyone but the travelling merchant
//glances at my companion cube, 5\*999 ultrabright torches, 10\*999 dynasty wood, 3 stacks of every team platform and block//
Come on guys, we can see through the windows. It's clearly missing a table and a chair.
It's a nice looking house, but Terraria housing laws require the tenants leave *everything* behind when they move, so the housing laws also stipulate that houses must be fully furnished with, at a minimum; a table, chair, light-source, and door... though personally, I always include a bed as well, and try to find lots of things the tenants like. Happy tenants make good workers.
Because it's propped up with inferior materials in an auxiliary neighborhood specifically designed to funnel resources out of cities.
But don't worry! Once the township runs out of money in a couple years at least big box stores will get tons of tax breaks to move in close by!
It needs an interior, I’d say a private pool and maybe a smart TV, comfy couch, bookcase, some lamps, some beds, a bathroom or two, and a nice ass kitchen, with a garage
Well clearly it’s the scale of the home, I mean some of them wouldn’t be able to reach the doorknob without hopping a bit, let alone sit on any of the chairs.
Terraria dosen't work like that the house needs to have blocks background wall a door/platform light source table and chair also their's nothing behind that you can't build in the background 🤓
I want a mod that let's you build housing in the background that can be accessed through a door.
I suppose you could just have a teleporter to a bunker but then you have to deal with worms.
It doesnt have to be in the underground area theres stll like what 100 blocks of surface area (large worlds) before becoming underground then caverns then underworld correct right
They need to live in single family homes, in an urban sprawl, clearly anything else is just that darned left trying to spread socialism.
Just to be clear that house looks amazing
Oh shit I have a great idea.
I want to make a house like this, but at the door there is a teleporter.
Then it teleports you to a copy of the same house, but the interior so you use it practically.
None of the NPCs can afford the rent of a two bedroom house in this economy
Cough cough, **Goblin Tinkerer, Tax Collector and Nurse** cough cough.
Nah even the nurse needs a roommate now
The Nurse provides payment in *other ways*
She told ME she doesn't give happy endings!
She doesn’t, from a certain point of view.
Maybe she secretly does to Arms Dealer !
Lol broken arms dealer
The Nurse is his mom?! /j cause someone needed it apparently
secretly? I thought it was obvious
she didn't specify *which* happy endings you may die, but you'll at least feel good before that
She lied, she gives the HAPPIEST endings
Is it still a happy ending if I sob uncontrollably when it’s over?
Because they always make us irrationally angry.
She doesn’t give happy endings to you, specifically
when you so uggo you cant even get paid prostitutes to touch you
*The Arms Dealer Has Arrived*
Least horny Terraria player
To the arms dealer
Ayo? Realises nurse prob just seduces u gives boner and boner heals u :o
Damn straight
Sir, Im going to need you to step away from that nice young lady. "Officer, I need the nice young lady to step away from me!"
[удалено]
A roommate you say...
Honestly, Steampunker’s taken more of my gold than anyone else, probably. All of those teleporters and the sky-length conveyer belts to feed stars into my base will do that to ya.
Star-conveyors were my favorite discovery. Absolutely love having a nice star delivery spot.
Is it a good money maker? Or are you kust saving stars for a starcanon playthrough?
I don't think they're worth much, it's just for stars. Cannon, mana, lamps... Ya know... Star stuff.
Shes on it with the dryad to "save the world" and "end the corruption".
The goblin tinkerer has a severe gambling addiction, and the nurse is self-employed, so no health insurance and she has to pay for her treatments out of pocket.
Can't she just throw syringes up in the air and hit herself like she does with the other NPCs? Honestly seems really easy to be a nurse in Terraria.
Never get high on your own supply
How much do you think those syringes cost? 1 copper? Hell no. That costs money! That's why she's still in debt Y'know, not going to school to learn to be a nurse... It's... The syringes... Yeah...
Chinese Manufacturing, Danish Taxation, and American Healthcare
And we venture the australian way.
Wait .... U guys use the nurse?
Not very much. I usually just use her as a quick heal right after spawning if I have to.
You guys use nurse?
Rarely.
She had a burnout remember?
Nurses don't make good money... You may mean because of how much people IN GAME pay her, but idk if so I missed it kinda. But yeah, at least in the USA, Nurses make about as much as a potato.
Tbh I don't use the nurse to heal ever, she just kinda exists in my worlds
The most tedious achievement in the game is giving the nurse one single gold coin lmao
Those 3 are discriminated against, illegal immigrant , old guy , and a woman.
Too real 🤣
everyone but the travelling merchant //glances at my companion cube, 5\*999 ultrabright torches, 10\*999 dynasty wood, 3 stacks of every team platform and block//
Arms dealer doesnt need to afford the rent, he can just shoot you
Beat me to it.
Back yard is too small
No plants in front yard tsk tsk
The zombies are coming
Final wave is approaching. -said in creepy voice
remember to unpack your stuff when moving in
i can see there isnt furniture
Not a shoebox
Agreed - Terraria NPC's have something against normal houses, they prefer shoeboxes :D
I mean, from the very beginning of Terraria NPC's were living in the shoeboxes. I guess, they just got used to and hate changes.
Because of the piss Windows
Im dying
Probably because of all the piss in your blood vains
piss man
And the living room is flooded with piss
No solar roofing. It’s 2022!
Modern housing is the worst thing an npc could ask for. Try a small box floating in the middle of the underworld. They seem to LOVE those.
The HOA rates are too high
No "Welcome" mat.
What if you add a teleporter on the doorway that lets you teleport inside the house
That’s a great idea!
:o
Prob a bug they'll fix it when 6.9 update arrives
Terraria 2 feature
Nice
The devs are home of phobic
Theres no chimney.
Come on guys, we can see through the windows. It's clearly missing a table and a chair. It's a nice looking house, but Terraria housing laws require the tenants leave *everything* behind when they move, so the housing laws also stipulate that houses must be fully furnished with, at a minimum; a table, chair, light-source, and door... though personally, I always include a bed as well, and try to find lots of things the tenants like. Happy tenants make good workers.
because you lack the funds to afford it.
My house, in the middle of my house, my house, in the middle of my house, my house
Because it's propped up with inferior materials in an auxiliary neighborhood specifically designed to funnel resources out of cities. But don't worry! Once the township runs out of money in a couple years at least big box stores will get tons of tax breaks to move in close by!
Damn you're being too real
Needs more living fire.
Single family, takes up too much space on the island. Also generic and next to hundreds of homogenous clones of itself.
Our house In the middle of our house
Is that the gumball house?
The NPCs unfortunately aren’t married with 2-4 children
its because u need to add an interior to the house but fr nice build
You can't afford it.
That's gorgeous. Adding a teleporter at the doorway to somewhere with housing would be so cool!
No door handle, so how do you expect people to get in?
"Ew that's so ugly, I want a dirt box! 😡" - Jake the Guide
no door handle
I would not consider a McMansion valid housing either, no.
Ask the HOA
Is this the house from those FanDuel YouTube ads?
Put a teleporter at the door and have it go to a house that looks like the inside and have the button is the doorbell
You're part of an HOA and you used Navy Blue #3125 when that's not on the approved list of colors?
This is not valid housing.
There's no door knob that's why
Cause you can't afford it
Too valid
because NPCs doesn't have the keys
It needs an interior, I’d say a private pool and maybe a smart TV, comfy couch, bookcase, some lamps, some beds, a bathroom or two, and a nice ass kitchen, with a garage
Add a teleporter to the doorstep painted in to match and wire it down or up to an interior offscreen.
Los Angeles
Not enough swag
No mailbox
Is there a chair and table in there?
Bad game design
Well clearly it’s the scale of the home, I mean some of them wouldn’t be able to reach the doorknob without hopping a bit, let alone sit on any of the chairs.
"This housing is missing walls"
I have no idea
It looks like the house is filling up with piss
Needs a table and chair
Missing: Table and Chair
no tables or chairs my mans
Door, check Space, check Walls, check Lights, check Looks like it's missing a table and a chair, or are they inside where we can't see em
Becauae himes are like bras... what matters is what's inside
🤣
It is Missing a Work Bench And Chair
Its a weird McMansion with inefficient space optimisation
All those intersecting rooflines and mismatched windows, plus that non-functional column on the left. Somebody call McMansionHell.
You forgot the table and chair
You need a table and chair
No chairs and tables
Terraria dosen't work like that the house needs to have blocks background wall a door/platform light source table and chair also their's nothing behind that you can't build in the background 🤓
It’s not see through
the backrooms are inside that house?
You forgot the table
I dont see furniture here so i think that's why.
missing a chair and table
no tables?
You’re missing a chair and table and wall and door
ugly
the house is way to large. whose going to live there? a Giant?
your'st mom 😎
Because that is a façade, not a house.
The building is full of mountain dew
It’s all wall
Haha
Because the npcs can't ever hope to afford it
It’s to good for the NPC’s
Needs a back door.
Its because the house is haunted
They will refuse to eat without table
Put a teleporter on the door
Filled with pee
They cant afford it
Miss the chimney 👌🏽😂
Because the door is sus
not big enough
bad neighbourhood
Looking at the windows, this house is clearly flooded with honey. If you replace the honey with water, you might be able to sell it to Aquaman.
I love this subreddit
Cause a corporation bought it and none of the townsfolk cant afford the rent on a 3 bedroom 5000sq ft house
I want a mod that let's you build housing in the background that can be accessed through a door. I suppose you could just have a teleporter to a bunker but then you have to deal with worms.
It doesnt have to be in the underground area theres stll like what 100 blocks of surface area (large worlds) before becoming underground then caverns then underworld correct right
You can’t have your house blue, you’ve got to check your HOA first on these things.
Try unlocking the door
They need to live in single family homes, in an urban sprawl, clearly anything else is just that darned left trying to spread socialism. Just to be clear that house looks amazing
Oh shit I have a great idea. I want to make a house like this, but at the door there is a teleporter. Then it teleports you to a copy of the same house, but the interior so you use it practically.
Imagine in their perspective you just build a thin-ass house and wonder why they don't move in.
Cause California housing prices make the house cost like 15000 gold
Argon in the basement.
You need the building inspector to issue a CO before it can become valid.
It is because the color choice of those curtains is atrocious! They make it look like the house is full of piss.
Door has no handle or key .
Make a porch with a table and chair at the porch and then it'll work. Seriously y'all need a porch so you can sit outside and feel the breeze.
You got evicted.
Looks like that one unity asset house thats in every shitty unity game.
600k no pool
I dont know Tim... #TimTheToolMan #HomeImpovement
1984
I am sorry, It's just not valid housing...
Did you remember to put a table in there?
"This house is missing a wall"
Lack of lighting
It’s too expensive. That’s all.
Because not every house is a home. It's the heart and the struggles inside that make it that.
Soffit isn’t up to code.
Address number not visible from the street.
If your house looks like this, give me $20 since I know you got it.
I'd say it's full of piss.
They’re afraid of what the Arms Dealer and Nurse will do to the bedroom.
It’s too expensive for all the npcs and too cheap for the goblin tinkerer.
Too high of a price, and that dumb competition!
No real door
There’s no door knob
No chimney/fireplace is a dealbreaker
You need the address duh, the resident can’t get there mail sent to them without it
Because you didn't follow the HOA guidelines. Clearly, that siding isn't the correct shade of blue.
Gentrification is not valid
Npcs dont like the suburbs they prefer wooden boxes