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Flaming_Moose205

None of the NPCs can afford the rent of a two bedroom house in this economy


Conscious_Storage599

Cough cough, **Goblin Tinkerer, Tax Collector and Nurse** cough cough.


Ornery_Translator285

Nah even the nurse needs a roommate now


DarkDonut75

The Nurse provides payment in *other ways*


erikpuz

She told ME she doesn't give happy endings!


Nutwagon-SUPREME

She doesn’t, from a certain point of view.


yeet1386

Maybe she secretly does to Arms Dealer !


ItchCrikkit

Lol broken arms dealer


DirewolfRules

The Nurse is his mom?! /j cause someone needed it apparently


NorbertuS08

secretly? I thought it was obvious


SomeTreeGuy

she didn't specify *which* happy endings you may die, but you'll at least feel good before that


Zer0Cyber_YT

She lied, she gives the HAPPIEST endings


[deleted]

Is it still a happy ending if I sob uncontrollably when it’s over?


[deleted]

Because they always make us irrationally angry.


PassageTurbulent8874

She doesn’t give happy endings to you, specifically


GoCommit41

when you so uggo you cant even get paid prostitutes to touch you


Yoctatrine

*The Arms Dealer Has Arrived*


[deleted]

Least horny Terraria player


Tennsball

To the arms dealer


[deleted]

Ayo? Realises nurse prob just seduces u gives boner and boner heals u :o


DarkDonut75

Damn straight


[deleted]

Sir, Im going to need you to step away from that nice young lady. "Officer, I need the nice young lady to step away from me!"


[deleted]

[удалено]


steen311

A roommate you say...


SandyDelights

Honestly, Steampunker’s taken more of my gold than anyone else, probably. All of those teleporters and the sky-length conveyer belts to feed stars into my base will do that to ya.


Simba7

Star-conveyors were my favorite discovery. Absolutely love having a nice star delivery spot.


SimpanLimpan1337

Is it a good money maker? Or are you kust saving stars for a starcanon playthrough?


Simba7

I don't think they're worth much, it's just for stars. Cannon, mana, lamps... Ya know... Star stuff.


[deleted]

Shes on it with the dryad to "save the world" and "end the corruption".


Flaming_Moose205

The goblin tinkerer has a severe gambling addiction, and the nurse is self-employed, so no health insurance and she has to pay for her treatments out of pocket.


Simba7

Can't she just throw syringes up in the air and hit herself like she does with the other NPCs? Honestly seems really easy to be a nurse in Terraria.


Flaming_Moose205

Never get high on your own supply


Extra-Trifle-1191

How much do you think those syringes cost? 1 copper? Hell no. That costs money! That's why she's still in debt Y'know, not going to school to learn to be a nurse... It's... The syringes... Yeah...


lunaticneko

Chinese Manufacturing, Danish Taxation, and American Healthcare


Clear-Necessary6648

And we venture the australian way.


MundaneAd3361

Wait .... U guys use the nurse?


Bloons_Guy75751

Not very much. I usually just use her as a quick heal right after spawning if I have to.


[deleted]

You guys use nurse?


Bloons_Guy75751

Rarely.


Seeskabel45

She had a burnout remember?


Extra-Trifle-1191

Nurses don't make good money... You may mean because of how much people IN GAME pay her, but idk if so I missed it kinda. But yeah, at least in the USA, Nurses make about as much as a potato.


JoeSieyu

Tbh I don't use the nurse to heal ever, she just kinda exists in my worlds


BonkChoy_is_OP

The most tedious achievement in the game is giving the nurse one single gold coin lmao


Unasked_for_advice

Those 3 are discriminated against, illegal immigrant , old guy , and a woman.


Historical-Funny-362

Too real 🤣


skyexp12

everyone but the travelling merchant //glances at my companion cube, 5\*999 ultrabright torches, 10\*999 dynasty wood, 3 stacks of every team platform and block//


iv2289

Arms dealer doesnt need to afford the rent, he can just shoot you


Lightningbro

Beat me to it.


MaliceBerry

Back yard is too small


youmaynotnowmyname

No plants in front yard tsk tsk


_mrLeL_

The zombies are coming


Academic-Impress3355

Final wave is approaching. -said in creepy voice


Organic-Charge-9320

remember to unpack your stuff when moving in


Organic-Charge-9320

i can see there isnt furniture


[deleted]

Not a shoebox


[deleted]

Agreed - Terraria NPC's have something against normal houses, they prefer shoeboxes :D


[deleted]

I mean, from the very beginning of Terraria NPC's were living in the shoeboxes. I guess, they just got used to and hate changes.


Mutated_dust

Because of the piss Windows


TGMgaming1

Im dying


Mutated_dust

Probably because of all the piss in your blood vains


bucketassrabbit

piss man


gamer_perfection

And the living room is flooded with piss


ZeroSevenTwoFour

No solar roofing. It’s 2022!


HarryDaCooler

Modern housing is the worst thing an npc could ask for. Try a small box floating in the middle of the underworld. They seem to LOVE those.


[deleted]

The HOA rates are too high


HalcyonEve

No "Welcome" mat.


HxTai

What if you add a teleporter on the doorway that lets you teleport inside the house


SnooHamsters5748

That’s a great idea!


CyberneticTech

:o


hermark

Prob a bug they'll fix it when 6.9 update arrives


GooneyBoy2007

Terraria 2 feature


NamesArentEverything

Nice


cjtem224

The devs are home of phobic


A1Strider

Theres no chimney.


Rhumald

Come on guys, we can see through the windows. It's clearly missing a table and a chair. It's a nice looking house, but Terraria housing laws require the tenants leave *everything* behind when they move, so the housing laws also stipulate that houses must be fully furnished with, at a minimum; a table, chair, light-source, and door... though personally, I always include a bed as well, and try to find lots of things the tenants like. Happy tenants make good workers.


Kirome

because you lack the funds to afford it.


PurpleOceadia

My house, in the middle of my house, my house, in the middle of my house, my house


PossumSewage

Because it's propped up with inferior materials in an auxiliary neighborhood specifically designed to funnel resources out of cities. But don't worry! Once the township runs out of money in a couple years at least big box stores will get tons of tax breaks to move in close by!


ScreamingJazzMaster

Damn you're being too real


personman19

Needs more living fire.


forestriage

Single family, takes up too much space on the island. Also generic and next to hundreds of homogenous clones of itself.


may825

Our house In the middle of our house


PuzzleheadedRide8884

Is that the gumball house?


Ramen_Hair

The NPCs unfortunately aren’t married with 2-4 children


TPUMB7

its because u need to add an interior to the house but fr nice build


CountBlankula

You can't afford it.


KimikoBean

That's gorgeous. Adding a teleporter at the doorway to somewhere with housing would be so cool!


MozTys

No door handle, so how do you expect people to get in?


PhoenixHasReadit

"Ew that's so ugly, I want a dirt box! 😡" - Jake the Guide


lc4ro

no door handle


Wotez

I would not consider a McMansion valid housing either, no.


[deleted]

Ask the HOA


[deleted]

Is this the house from those FanDuel YouTube ads?


lonely_jordon

Put a teleporter at the door and have it go to a house that looks like the inside and have the button is the doorbell


oceaniceggroll

You're part of an HOA and you used Navy Blue #3125 when that's not on the approved list of colors?


Zombie804Slayer

This is not valid housing.


GreenGameplay

There's no door knob that's why


TweedenBoo

Cause you can't afford it


Belias9x1

Too valid


Neidrocas

because NPCs doesn't have the keys


Voidon43

It needs an interior, I’d say a private pool and maybe a smart TV, comfy couch, bookcase, some lamps, some beds, a bathroom or two, and a nice ass kitchen, with a garage


galkasmash

Add a teleporter to the doorstep painted in to match and wire it down or up to an interior offscreen.


Sergeant_Swiss24

Los Angeles


SLAVIC4TURTLE

Not enough swag


JustAnotherFurryDerg

No mailbox


nelben88

Is there a chair and table in there?


-Some_Random_Guy

Bad game design


PlayerZero0415

Well clearly it’s the scale of the home, I mean some of them wouldn’t be able to reach the doorknob without hopping a bit, let alone sit on any of the chairs.


Buff_Miner_Number_2

"This housing is missing walls"


StealthySmith

I have no idea


Correct_Phase7272

It looks like the house is filling up with piss


Hevnoraak101

Needs a table and chair


Endgaming1523

Missing: Table and Chair


WetLink009

no tables or chairs my mans


BonkChoy_is_OP

Door, check Space, check Walls, check Lights, check Looks like it's missing a table and a chair, or are they inside where we can't see em


[deleted]

Becauae himes are like bras... what matters is what's inside


justsomeguy_ps4

🤣


[deleted]

It is Missing a Work Bench And Chair


qrrrrr

Its a weird McMansion with inefficient space optimisation


RandyDinglefart

All those intersecting rooflines and mismatched windows, plus that non-functional column on the left. Somebody call McMansionHell.


[deleted]

You forgot the table and chair


ripSammy101

You need a table and chair


Free-Hovercraft7410

No chairs and tables


DragonPlayz5000

Terraria dosen't work like that the house needs to have blocks background wall a door/platform light source table and chair also their's nothing behind that you can't build in the background 🤓


[deleted]

It’s not see through


jorjo-god

the backrooms are inside that house?


Nero_22

You forgot the table


Administrative-Suit4

I dont see furniture here so i think that's why.


JonesBones7161

missing a chair and table


RSdabeast

no tables?


[deleted]

You’re missing a chair and table and wall and door


stupidshitsucker

ugly


Nubetastic

the house is way to large. whose going to live there? a Giant?


BunchyLight67

your'st mom 😎


spudwalt

Because that is a façade, not a house.


Long__Jump

The building is full of mountain dew


Knowlesy_

It’s all wall


Funniguy2010

Haha


AeonianAxolotl

Because the npcs can't ever hope to afford it


Ferlyunknown

It’s to good for the NPC’s


[deleted]

Needs a back door.


YaBoiBarel

Its because the house is haunted


[deleted]

They will refuse to eat without table


GabrielGamer790

Put a teleporter on the door


ChrisGrin

Filled with pee


RomanWasHere2007

They cant afford it


MIHTROLLOFF

Miss the chimney 👌🏽😂


catmaster425

Because the door is sus


MopBanana

not big enough


HighVelocityBeef

bad neighbourhood


TDplay

Looking at the windows, this house is clearly flooded with honey. If you replace the honey with water, you might be able to sell it to Aquaman.


Gh0stFrames

I love this subreddit


InaneParrot

Cause a corporation bought it and none of the townsfolk cant afford the rent on a 3 bedroom 5000sq ft house


SilentDragon363

I want a mod that let's you build housing in the background that can be accessed through a door. I suppose you could just have a teleporter to a bunker but then you have to deal with worms.


Gh3ttoboy

It doesnt have to be in the underground area theres stll like what 100 blocks of surface area (large worlds) before becoming underground then caverns then underworld correct right


LuckoftheKevin

You can’t have your house blue, you’ve got to check your HOA first on these things.


NotCorn0

Try unlocking the door


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

They need to live in single family homes, in an urban sprawl, clearly anything else is just that darned left trying to spread socialism. ​ ​ Just to be clear that house looks amazing


RedditMcBurger

Oh shit I have a great idea. I want to make a house like this, but at the door there is a teleporter. Then it teleports you to a copy of the same house, but the interior so you use it practically.


star945o

Imagine in their perspective you just build a thin-ass house and wonder why they don't move in.


TouchedBigfoot8

Cause California housing prices make the house cost like 15000 gold


[deleted]

Argon in the basement.


xeynx

You need the building inspector to issue a CO before it can become valid.


The_Ravener

It is because the color choice of those curtains is atrocious! They make it look like the house is full of piss.


Accomplished_Rip_352

Door has no handle or key .


JellyfishManiac

Make a porch with a table and chair at the porch and then it'll work. Seriously y'all need a porch so you can sit outside and feel the breeze.


Fireflash180

You got evicted.


[deleted]

Looks like that one unity asset house thats in every shitty unity game.


ZFG_Odin

600k no pool


vega_ska

I dont know Tim... #TimTheToolMan #HomeImpovement


lonley_pincone

1984


LEADMANDEADMAN

I am sorry, It's just not valid housing...


Netheraptr

Did you remember to put a table in there?


Snapshot03

"This house is missing a wall"


When-happen

Lack of lighting


C-crafter

It’s too expensive. That’s all.


OpathicaNAE

Because not every house is a home. It's the heart and the struggles inside that make it that.


LTxDuke

Soffit isn’t up to code.


BlueComet24

Address number not visible from the street.


eClipes152

If your house looks like this, give me $20 since I know you got it.


thiccmlgnoscope

I'd say it's full of piss.


Opening-Ad5349

They’re afraid of what the Arms Dealer and Nurse will do to the bedroom.


Zander-is-cool

It’s too expensive for all the npcs and too cheap for the goblin tinkerer.


XaltoKs

Too high of a price, and that dumb competition!


[deleted]

No real door


Sushi-Is-Fiction

There’s no door knob


staticchmbr

No chimney/fireplace is a dealbreaker


DrOwo

You need the address duh, the resident can’t get there mail sent to them without it


D_Gibb

Because you didn't follow the HOA guidelines. Clearly, that siding isn't the correct shade of blue.


EpiceneLys

Gentrification is not valid


ZakeryEastman

Npcs dont like the suburbs they prefer wooden boxes