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SilverSheepherder641

“And then, in a race to get out of the freeway and not get hit by traffic, the nine-year-old managed to get to the shoulder successfully, but the infant was struck by traffic. And so the infant succumbed to her injuries in the middle of the freeway there.” Poor fucking kids. WTF


Agile_Music4191

Jfc poor kids and also the person who accidentally hit the baby and now has to lived with that shii.


beartpc12293

This type of guilt is a reality for far too many people. A lady I knew how and killed a man who jumped out from behind a tree. It was ruled a suicide, but she was never the same after


Golfwanka

My neighbor growing up had a man jump under her car while she was taking a driving lesson, she didn’t drive again for a decade or so.


TurboKid513

When I was 21 my friend’s older brother climbed out of his girlfriend’s car on the highway to car surf. The highway has a dip where the road transitions to a bridge and when she hit the bump he was standing up and fell. There was an 18 wheeler behind them. I had to take the same route to work the next day and there was blood across all 3 lanes of traffic. I didn’t find out about it til I got to work and saw his girlfriend posted a link to a news story about the accident. The headline said “local daredevil dies in highway stunt” and there was his pic. I always felt so bad for the truck driver.


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Damn, I would have at least left a note in my pocket saying something along the lines of "it wasn't your fault, i chose this" or something.


allrico

Yeah. A nice note would completely erase the psychological damage caused by splattering a human across the grill of your vehicle.


bearbarebere

lol


[deleted]

Never said that, but it might help a bit jeez


allrico

I hear you. However…if you’re willing to end your life in such a fucked up, probably spur of the moment way, you’re probably not exactly considering how others may be affected.


[deleted]

Unless you prepared a note ahead of time, but yea if it's spur of the moment, then probably not.


HumanContinuity

Firstly, of course I believe you should seek and receive help (which should also be easier to get), and that suicide is the answer. But for anyone that cannot be convinced, please don't make someone the accessory to your suicide.


GrammarYachtzee

What?


Jsimps-5164

I can’t even imagine being the car that hit that poor baby😭😭 and how scary that would be for the 9 year old, wow. She’s got a life of sadness ahead of her. What a tragedy.


UncleYimbo

The 9 year old saw the car hit the baby sibling too 😭😭😭


w1gster

Jesus fucking Christ man, that’s enough internet for today.


Leo_Veneto

it's like the fourth time I've said that today - It looks like the internet/society is getting weirder by the minute


HairyIndustry9084

I know 😭😭😭


godmodechaos_enabled

Stupid ideas can be lethal. I hope this kid grows up to be a physicist to spite her mother.


lazy_k

Jfc


600DLorBust

I also feel really bad for the person who ran over the baby. They will be mess up for life, I know I would be


SilverSheepherder641

Oh yeah, makes me sick just thinking of it


cdixonc

I literally would have preferred to live the rest of my life without ever reading that. 💔💔💔


st0l1

“Astrology Influencer” Lmfao, ok.


HairyIndustry9084

“Umm, I’ll take Useless Professions for 200, please.”


bracewithnomeaning

No that's for −200


FreudianAccordian

![gif](giphy|ICWLaNhGmKstq)


swizzle213

Dont even dignify it by calling it a profession


PrivilegeCheckmate

More like Cause of Death: Astronomy, Influenced.


munchycunt

*astrology


Tocoapuffs

Well, she was right. During the solar eclipse someone killed almost her entire family


ClayKavalier

Self-fulfilling prophecy


HairyIndustry9084

It was her


Tocoapuffs

Yea, she was pretty fucking crazy


Tyler_Nerdin

M. knight Shamalamadindong'd her whole family. What a twist.


bracewithnomeaning

omg. I can't stop laughing


Hot_Goal4205

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Funzombie63

The voices.. are coming from inside my own head!


syu425

Self fulfilling prophecy


JamieTheHopper

Damn wtf


MrNightmare_999

Mental illness is a bitch.


HairyIndustry9084

I know, right!?


GETNbucky

Social media is turning the world upside down. It's a pandemic of stupidity.


Cakorator

I mean, isn’t this what humans have been doing with various scripture for centuries? it’s just TikTok now instead of brass plates.


GETNbucky

More so now than before...the reason being it's easily accessible and weak minds will follow the herd..if that makes sense. Followers will always be followers


callmeturkeyleg

….This behavior is nothing new and her beliefs and actions have existed and happened to the T multiple times before social media


HairyIndustry9084

Delete the internet!!!


GETNbucky

I mean, I'm not opposed to it lol. It is a great source of information though.


HairyIndustry9084

Yeah, but it’s being clogged up with scams and false information and brain rot. Ads are heavily sexualized. Have you seen the state of Google lately? What about YouTube?


GETNbucky

Yep, you're not wrong. It's going downhill like everything else haha.


HairyIndustry9084

I hope I’m the first to go when shit really hits the fan.


GETNbucky

Haha. Well hopefully things take a turn for the better so you don't have to go first 😅


HairyIndustry9084

Here’s hoping. You know you’re depressed when you think of death as a privilege. (No, I’m NOT suicidal. As an American, I just don’t see life as some great privilege given all the shit that’s going on right now.)


GETNbucky

Nah, life stopped being a privilege when we allowed handfuls of corrupt liars to run the countries...lol. oh well, is what it is. Just gotta roll with the punches I guess.


HairyIndustry9084

I just don’t see the point in having to fight for basic needs. I literally am struggling to find a job right now to support myself while I do school because no employers answer the applications I put in and I just get a bunch of answering machines when I try to call them. Not to mention that even applying for a job is now a way to get scammed into giving out personal information.


kangareddit

No, the Darwinian selection is working well and slowing our inevitable slide into idiocracy by


abandonedamerica

Well, I mean, there absolutely was a valid reason to be worried about the eclipse if you were one of her family members Seriously though, how sad for all involved


HairyIndustry9084

Yeah, I know.


Imabur

This is why if she says she's a Scorpio, run. Not because she's a Scorpio, but because she believes that means anything.


Sabithomega

To be fair, in astrology the Eclipse is a good sign. So I don't know what the hell she was smokin


bracewithnomeaning

It really makes you wonder. maybe there was something she didn't want him to know...


Ryanthehood

Have you been to flat earth TikTok, it’s fucking insane and people eat it up.


HairyIndustry9084

That applies to all people who think their zodiac sign means something.


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Strayadood

That's an excellent life pro tip!


UncleYimbo

That just sounds like memorizing birthdays with additional steps


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UncleYimbo

Haha yeah, it's the results that matter I suppose. Do what works for you!


Michaelstrong94

Birthdays added to phone contacts my man, let's avoid giving astrology any credit for actual usefulness


throwaway_custodi

Been seeing a lot of 'MaKiNg FuN oF AsTroLoGy Is MaKiNg FuN oF WoMen!' too. No, it's making fun of people who are so dumb or depressed they honestly think the position of the stars, planets, and moons has any real effect on people and then apply that to people. It's not MY fault its becoming some weird bs trend for women to like, either, it just tells me you're susceptible to bs.


Educational_Can_3092

Women have been into witchcraft and astrology since it’s been a thing.


calabazookita

This is what a Tauro would say /s


FlabbyFishFlaps

My partner’s sister is BIG on astrology. She wanted to do my *DOG’S star chart*. When my bf and I started dating, the first thing she asked was not my name, occupation, age, background, personality, nah — she asked when my birthday was and what time I was born. I knew right away I would need to expend a great amount of energy avoiding this cuckoobird. Bf is worth it though. Mostly.


condorleaduhryz

"Worried about solar eclipse" ... worried about what?


Difficult-Survey8384

She believed far-right/Christian conspiracy pages that were peddling lies about the eclipse bringing the End Times. She believed, IIRC, that it was essentially the end of the world & that it would be a terrible thing to endure.


condorleaduhryz

That shit is so toxic and damaging but I also wonder how ill you have to be to actually believe it


Difficult-Survey8384

Definitely ill by SOME degree, fs. And the grifters just love those easy marks. Nevermind who has to literally die or be killed in the process of farming for social media engagement.


maters77

Her family dying.


Guilty_Collection_10

What the fuck does the eclipse have to do with her trying to murder her family and killing herself? In what way was she afraid of the eclipse and in what world is throwing your children out of a moving car and stabbing your husband the solution?


HairyIndustry9084

Mentally ill people do not think logically


Guilty_Collection_10

That’s what the headline should have said, her cognitive distortions got nothing to do w the damn eclipse


Mrpandacorn2002

Headline “astrologer” body text “INFLUENCER”


HairyIndustry9084

Yup


666blicc

I remember that. She posted on twitter prior to this


syvzx

What did she post?


gloreeuhboregeh

She posted something along the lines of open your eyes, wake up, they're lying to you, etc. If I remember correctly it was the day before the incident.


throwaway_custodi

I was morbidly curious if anything like this happened, actually, same as with y2k/turn of the milennium suicides/murders....


HairyIndustry9084

Ah, Jesus Christ….


Educational_Can_3092

Like my favorite economist used to say: “catastrophic things have a way of not happening”


CrowdedShorts

Wish we could strap her to a rocket and point her to the stars if she wants to be connected with them so badly


HairyIndustry9084

Lol


Red_Ark76

Wow, what a rational decision.


HairyIndustry9084

Very rational


aZamaryk

Astrology influencer =/= US astrologer. Or is she an actual astrologer that went influencer? Nutcase either way. Sad for the ruined lives and that poor baby.


Tanomil

Astrology is the bullshit hocus pocus crap with zodiac signs, astronomy is the actual science.


aojajena

don't mess astronomers with astrologists


ColdBloodBlazing

"astrology influencer" When will this influencer-cult bullshit ever end? And what new bullshit will catch on?


yokayla

The last thing she tweeted was Q Anon shit.


PsychologicalSea4728

Maybe we should talk about post partum depression/anxiety/psychosis more often and that it can last up to a year after birth….


HairyIndustry9084

Mental health gets treated like a joke here in the USA.


PsychologicalSea4728

For sure. And the headline grabs attention but not to the right things.


HairyIndustry9084

Agreed


KinseyH

Not the first Q to kill her family, and not the last.


lastofhisnamefornow

So she thought the apocalypse was coming and decided to get a faster trip to hell?


Dystopian_Future_

Influencers say no more


Cordeceps

These kinds of beliefs have no foundation in this day and age. It blows my mind that people believe so strongly in this - the world is amazing and science is mind blowing, there’s worlds within worlds, so much to discover based on real foundations.


hiccupsarehell

Astrology: not even once


jgreengoat

Being an astrology influencer makes you an Astrologer???


AlmightyGeep

The insanity involved in this is of almost unbelievable proportions. It's insane enough to believe in astrology, but to act on it and destroy your entire family because of it is a whole different level. What an awful human being she was. The worst thing is that poor 9 year old left behind, having witnessed what they witnessed. I can't even begin to understand that whole situation.


Rxero13

The woman died, right? I hope so.


Pepe-saiko

This really happened?


Overlooker44

Wild


K2TY

Astrologer.


GirlMayXXXX

Lunatic


Nate16

And that is my internet limit for today, thank you.


FatalDave91

Damn this happened a couple days ago in LA. The poor kids were dropped off on the 405 close where I live. It was really weird and sad but I didn’t know why the lady went apeshit. Knowing this now just makes it all so much worse. This is why false beliefs can lead to such fucked up outcomes.


HairyIndustry9084

She was probably suffering from psychosis


eowynsamwise

Spiritual psychosis is fucking scary man


HairyIndustry9084

So is post-partum


eowynsamwise

Oh god yeah, obviously what that woman did is absolutely unforgivable but nobody who’s mentally healthy would do something like that. You’ve got to admit it’s incredibly tragic nobody noticed she was obviously VERY SICK sooner


HairyIndustry9084

Even if they did, the medical industry is so ass right now that she probably didn’t have access to treatment.


Any_Cream_3875

Damn we got astrology psychosis now, it ain't no joke.


MaddSpazz

And people act like magical beliefs are completely innocuous...


Cacapoopoo1738

Total Gemini


RatLovingGemini

Hahaha I'm a Gemini and I agree with u! 😆 Tho I wouldn't dream of doing anything like this to people I care about!!! Just a few 4ssh0les 😉


Cacapoopoo1738

Ha! I just always assume everyone is a Gemini


Thenetwork473

Why are they calling them "Astrologist" like she was professional lol she was just a dumb horoscope Tik Tok Brain Rot


Vladutz19

How do these people reproduce? I'd really like to know.


ISpace_DaddyI

Astrology Influencer.... so scammer²? Jesus, poor husband and kids, rest in peace


UnitysBlueTits

Spiritual psychosis


Glittering_Usual_162

Most sane astrology influencer...


wildcarrot27

this is honestly some family guy shit. no way this actually happened


HairyIndustry9084

It happened in LA, California.


DrSketch5535

Why does it say human


ASimpleBag11

I hope it was slow and painful for her, and that she didn't die immediately


Coral420coral

Yeah this was so sad, right up there with that monster that went on vacay and left daughter in crib


HairyIndustry9084

I heard about that


Educational_Can_3092

There must be something in the water


HughJassYomama

Astrologers or Astronomers need to change their names coz i was confused


Psychotic_Dane

Bill taught me as a child we are off by an entire zodiac sign but people are fucking stupid! https://youtu.be/-G96jAFlavk?si=x-t6BRAlZinb0qia


Thatdeathlessdeath

You know, I also always wondered if I was a shy, sweet, family and home loving cancer or JOHN CENAAAAAA!!!! as well.


Educational_Can_3092

Same with numerology. Odds are this is the year 1024.


VerbalGuinea

What is the difference between and astrologer and an astronomer (for $1000, Alex)?


UwUBunnyGore

I'm not saying it's postpartum psychosis, but one of her children only being 8 months old seems like it might be a possibility (postpartum psychosis makes a person see/hear things that isn't real and they become very delusional) and I'm guessing because she was astrologer her delusional state became mixed up with it all. I'm in no way an expert in this only a person who's experienced it, I'm just trying to logically think why someone would do this.


HairyIndustry9084

I respect you for that


Friggin_Heinous

The eclipse wasn't the danger, she was. So fucking stupid.


sexykool

What the actual fuck man. This is a whole new level of stupid, Jesus Christ


HairyIndustry9084

Yeah I agree


getyourcheftogether

Ah ok, astrologist.....I can see that


HairyIndustry9084

Yeahhhh


YuriEffinGarza

What is wrong with America lolololol ![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


HairyIndustry9084

EVERYTHING


Happythejuggler

Cuz THAT'LL stop the totally harmless eclipse...


contentharvest

Rot in hell, delusional cunt


InevitableExotic5242

These idiots will be burning witches soon 🤷🙄💀


Sir_Soul_Blackhole

Im trying to wrap my head around the mechanics of how the fuck she managed to push two children, one likely in a car seat, out of her moving vehicle while she was operating it. Incredibly tragic regardless and my heart goes out to that poor child for living through such senseless cruelty. All at the hands of one of the people who should make her feel the safest. Absolutely horrible.


HairyIndustry9084

SMFH 😭😭😭


Dubious_Titan

This is the result of tolerance toward superstitions, religion, anti-science, and non-rational thinking.


HairyIndustry9084

Those people need to go. Don’t know how, but they need to be gotten rid of.


Keyndoriel

A good start would be to de dogshit the school system. There's so many fixes everyone can argue about, but the main issue is the fact they don't really tend to actually teach, moreso it's info cramming to pass exams to make the school system look good, with 0 fucks given for both the students that aren't good at memorizing and vomiting the right answers on a scantron, nor for the fact that the brain tends to just dump the info right after the test is over. Paying teachers more, too, to actually encourage the profession. It wouldn't fix everything overnight, but educating people before they turn stupid is a pretty good idea. Too bad it likely won't be implemented in any way, shape or form, because no one in power actually cares. An under educated populace also tends more into poverty and crime, which feeds the prison industrial complex. I'm so tired.


12_Volt_Man

oh yeah Celestial events bring out the nut in nutjobs all over the world how awful and sad


eyeovthebeholder

Psychosis


WheyandWeights

Crazy…


Tinfoil-Jones

I feel so bad for the 9-year-old, imagine being the lone survivour of a tragedy caused by your own mother, especially when your much younger sibling died of the thing you survived.


artificialif

obviously psychosis, probably of the postpartum variety


YtnucMuch

I don't get it. If the world were to end tomorrow, I'd be doing everything my kids love and shielding them from reality until the very end. We're going out a happy family.


HairyIndustry9084

Psychosis is a real bitch


spoonycash

That’s enough Reddit for today. I’ll be crying for a few days if anyone needs me.


FPGN

Holy fuck


Xysmnator

Least deranged atheist:


Jessie1741

https://preview.redd.it/vrzgzdxac6uc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b86311fa9fb415157a4c0ce60817338821bd89f For realz tho…stay away from that girl


scruffy-the-janitor1

I feel like I have read this headline like a week ago. Deja vu


LSign2

Why though? Coming from a culture that take solar eclipse very seriously... don't eat or drink anything etc, etc,. Why did she kill her family cuz of the eclipse? What does it have to do with astrology? I don't get it. Can somebody explain?


Reddit_Goes_Pathetic

" Worried "? I'd think " Losing her freaking mind " might be a bit more on the mark, but maybe they're really into understatement over there at The Economic Times...


Matt_Odlum

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/astrology-influencer-who-threw-her-2-kids-onto-l-a-freeway-appeared-agitated-by-impending-eclipse-1.6842225 >While detectives have reviewed Johnson's posts, police are not considering the eclipse to be a precipitating or contributing factor to the slayings "because we just don't know why she did what she did," Golan told The Associated Press on Wednesday.


Matt_Odlum

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/astrology-influencer-who-threw-her-2-kids-onto-l-a-freeway-appeared-agitated-by-impending-eclipse-1.6842225 >While detectives have reviewed Johnson's posts, police are not considering the eclipse to be a precipitating or contributing factor to the slayings "because we just don't know why she did what she did," Golan told The Associated Press on Wednesday.


attack_squidy

................. ................. .....what the shit


ImAGoddamDuck

This may not be the main issue here, but I feel like calling her an astrologer is a stretch


Donxelo

Butter's mom syndrome


Elder_Priceless

You had me at “US”. 🤪🤪🤪


ZachZackZacq

A portion of humanity has been judged.


DeckerXT

Wonder what their horoscopes said.


Prudent_Damage_3866

r/ultronhadapoint


diggerbanks

"WAKE UP WAKE UP THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. EVERYONE WHO HAS EARS LISTEN. YOUR TIME TO CHOOSE WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS NOW. IF YOU BELIEVE A NEW WORLD IS POSSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE RT NOW." This very-much-awoken person then goes stabs husband to death, kills kids, kills herself. Compelled to murder by an eclipse ffs. If only we could understand this sinister phenomenon. SMH@the gullibility and ignorance of so many Americans.


DustWarden

I'm three degrees of separation from this woman. Someone in my community that I work with frequently is friends with this woman's relative and I walked into a conversation about this incident yesterday. Bizarre coincidence, horrifying event. Couldn't stop thinking about that baby's last moments.


Ok_Chance_5388

Link to the article?


Weak_Astronomer2107

Fuckin libras amiright?


sawsawjim

Darwinism for the astrologer. That is terrible to hear about the kids.


Electric_Bagpipes

Something tells me this isn’t an actual astrologer, their just using the term on an amateur dumbass.


Mommy-Sprinkles-74

OMFG 😣😳🥺😭


8filth8

If only we had free, public education in America to dispel all the damn superstitious nonsense. /s


JBELL01290

what the fuck.


Bastienbard

Yeah wtf does astrology have to do with astronomy? Big eyeroll from this "journalist".


Albatross_Few

How many drugs did you have to take to do this kind of stuff to your family