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yeuwhatttt

Why?


dstnshpp

Why?


ImLostAndILikeIt

Why?


Glittering_Lunch_347

Why?


MotivatoinalSpeaker

Why?


chimilinga

Why?


boerumhill

Why?


Apelpapa

Why?


rayman0625

Why?


[deleted]

Why?


VanIslandAdventures

Why? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback!


fppfle

Model Why?


thefalcon3a

Why?


Fun_Muscle9399

Also why?


dribblesonpillow

Why.


irosshi

Why


ibetternotsuck

Buuutt…why?


strnks

Why


ddr2sodimm

¿ Por Qué?


boerumhill

Why?


Teslaratix

Why?


rabbitwonker

Wherefore?


willg3dg

Why? am I still reading this


MembershipDazzling46

Why? But why?


FrostyDub

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


CAPTAIN_ST00BING

D-I-Why?


Global-Tie-3458

Seriously… why?


coffeebeanie24

Why?


imbills23

why


chubbybaldblackguy

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry…


R99Ringleader

Because it’s funny.


BigBagaroo

Yes! I finally managed to fool someone with the fart sound from my Y this week. We had some family visiting the cabin, and while they were unloading their car, I made sure to unload some from the Y. They kept on looking into the woods, thinking it was some animal close by. Hook, line and sinker 😀


taddow6733

Can't believe you screwed this up


Kiwi_Apart

Art. Like a Picasso or a garfunkel.


savedatheist

Kids.


yeuwhatttt

Yes, i agree, if kids owned a Tesla, I would expect them to think this was a good idea


rottingpigcarcass

r/diwhy


According_Clerk_1537

had to check the sub at first 😂


wiinga

Should be labeled “Self-Aggrandizer.”


redditClowning4Life

Mine needs B batteries unfortunately


RangeRider88

Never seen someone stutter in text before...


illredditskid

I am using Double Ds cuz mine has the Dual motor (double drive). Primarily for me, 2 D's harken from a joke in the 2006 movie "Idiocracy", as the movie states, the second "D" represents a Double Dose of "this pimpin'". Also most guys, and even the ladies, love 'em. They certainly weigh more than single Ds, or any of the Bs, Cs and ofc As; which can affect longevity (and in multiple ways). So you may want to check on that and if not then you might take a D. Just make sure the size isn't TOO big, or your Frunk might not close right; you may end up need to lubricate it frequently. But ya, use whichever size works for you, you can't go wrong!


Proper-Nectarine-69

Wtf does anything you just said mean ?


Jo060

Drugs are a wild thing


BraveEyeball

Drugs are a helluva drug


strnks

https://preview.redd.it/xketm0qf35bd1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2c96125e7187f3c1d14e5222c60507757c3668


Looseeoh

Couldn’t you just get them at Costco?


Fohawkkid

You write like trump speaks I’m afraid you have trumpitis :/


madhaus

Why is Brian on the battery wearing prison stripes?


CaliDude75

https://preview.redd.it/1dasoptga7bd1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14803d2c0fc8c4d3800ed43e56642db93192ca1f


frank26080115

How much do they bounce on speed bumps?


RealCheesecake

Cool story, brah


PocketShock

My neighbor had air ride in his Y and he had a clear window frunk lid and his tanks looked like two double A batteries. Looked like this https://preview.redd.it/h2li152gy4bd1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ec6b5cc69bf89991825c5d9aaed64ff6821f57


madhaus

Truth in subreddit name


spaetzelspiff

If it's a transparent frunk, why is it open? I'll be contrarian and say I like it (sans window). Just park in public areas with a wrench in your hand, staring thoughtfully into the battery compartment.


MuffinSpirited3223

god damn, hardline that shit. more effort in a tank wrap than the install


PrInCeBB

Wish I had this much time to waste 😂


DLCS2020

Yet here we are on reddit. 🤣 I should be mowing...


Sfkn123

>I should be mowing... You should know that they make automated mowers with autopilot built in nowadays ;) I haven't had to mow in the past year and it's been real nice haha


DLCS2020

Tempting, but would it handle the two acres that I mow? Someday, but for now, I really do live to mow.


Sfkn123

Definitely. There are quite a few ways to go about it, too. I actually hired a lawn company to deploy a few robotic lawn mowers since I only use them for a few months annually here in WA where it's constantly wet and gloomy. If you're in an area that needs constant mowing, you might want to something like the AUTOMOWER 450XH EPOS that's rated to do up to 2.5 acres. I do have some neighbors who run a few of the other robotic mowers and geofence them off so they each do one particular area. Seems to work great even if the grass is wet.


Super-Kirby

Not getting it until it’s at least v12 FSD


rebbitribbit

I should be meowing.


greatauror28

>I should be mowing. Hey, I’m still in the john doing my business. I’ll do it after, okay?


MyGodItsFullofScars

And hedging, don't forget


Technologytwitt

Extremely cool - but I would have used a Warp Core instead https://preview.redd.it/cmn1jz8ui3bd1.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a6ef1505b2cfa9cbdcef5a1dc7f5404a031f9b1


ilrosewood

Only if you could eject it somehow


moxifloxacin

Shax?


dallatorretdu

OMG it’s lights reduce the range of my car! /s


RockAndNoWater

I thought this!


Delirium101

Elon said we’re going vision only…pfft, I prefer my old Tesla with its dilithium intermix chamber and plasma manifolds.


Technologytwitt

In that case the interpretation of Tesla vision is a descendent of the lookout from theTitanic


Delirium101

More like the navigator for Amelia Erhart who couldn’t see where he was going. Long live the 37s!!


Technologytwitt

That was one of my favorite episodes. Should have been a spin-off.


Delirium101

Yeah I especially like it now, because it’s a 90s tv show about nostalgia for the 1930s…so like, nostalgia about nostalgia…loved how Paris always seemed to know how everything in the 90s worked. lol


Technologytwitt

B'Elanna mispronouncing "Camero" 🤣


NooBeeeee

Sweet bong. Where’s the pipes though?


Cyberbird85

I can just imagine you rolling in to a packed supecharger, plugging in and popping the frunk, and the trunk, then taking 2 batteries out of the frunk and putting 2 new ones in from the trunk, and putting them “empty” ones back there. Then, closing up unplugging and leaving :D


DigitalJEM

If they aren’t going to do exactly this, then there is no point in having that setup! LOL. 😂


IdidntWantThatName

This would be hilarious!


Quick_Possibility_99

You need a [***flux*** ***capacitor***](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=1dd9a7ac9bc4d9ec&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS962US963&q=flux+capacitor&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi8u-n6jZWHAxUGhY4IHY29B5EQkeECKAB6BAgIEAE)


pushdose

And a Mr Fusion


revchewie

And an oscillation overthruster.


fatboi_mcfatface

It's so stupid, I love it


Truman48

I keep my trash in the frunk as well


MennReddit

Used batteries you mean?


BigEE42069

What’s the purpose of this?


OgFinish

but why


Huskerzfan

But why?


OverallAd1076

A 9V suitcase would have been clutch


sorbonium

This belongs in r/DiWHY


Typical_Tart6905

DDiWHY


HappyDutchMan

There are pictures somewhere of a guy that placed two air tanks in the drunk for an aftermarket air suspension system. He made Duracell batteries of them


DarthKeidran

You should make another and leave it sitting in the frunk with that one, so you can tell someone you’re swapping the battery.


Conscious-Flamingo27

Customer states: Thumping from the front everytime I stop or start.


frknedd

Why?


Global-Tie-3458

You can get longer lasting ones for cheaper from IKEA, but ok.


Laine_S

Why would you do this?


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rubberduck247

I think it's funny and like most people, if you aren't using your frunk, it's a fun party trick. Open it up at a car meet or at a charger and switch them out occasionally. I'm sure there will be a lot of confused faces 😂 I'd probably make something like a tesla coil/ put in a flux capacitor, but we'll see when I get my 3P.


Dramatic-Cattle293

Might as well do a flux capacitor or whatever that is and put it in the rear windshield


BtyMark

This is perfect.


The-Incident-3915

Are these rechargeable of you gotta make new every time it runs out of charge? Any warranty issues with adding these on?


Interesting-Log6576

Sending hate


Toysfortatas

If you actually made this look like a real battery it would be pretty cool but this looks like something a 3rd grader would make for a school project.


456e6f6368

Your Tesla privileges have been revoked. Jonathan said so.


Same_Commission9378

Yeah, no words… and don’t take it as a compliment.


TexasTrini722

Why?


beezintraps

It's been done. So many times. And so much, so much better.


Neat_Welcome6203

This reminds me of the people who wrap their air tanks as batteries after bagging their Model 3/Y


Melikinskitty

I've seen this so many times on here and x.. it's not even that funny anymore.. but good luck.. 👍


dankmemer999

Hopefully these things don’t kill you in the unfortunate case where the frunk is involved in the collision


CaliDude75

Two Ds for a double-dose of pimpin’? 😏


Impressive_Change593

that is in fact the reason per OP lol


OddbitTwiddler

If you use an insulated jug you can store a cool beverage in as electrolytes.


heheovereggs

Add a written rating of 400V 200A lol


solarsystemoccupant

Is your name Brian?


Artemus_Hackwell

Car like that would use two, yes?


LeftonMars

I wish this was how electric cars worked. Out of charge? Just swap out the 4 double ZZ batteries.


EuropeanModel

It’s funny to me.


rubbishtake

lol why


Low_Dust274

Someone did this already with a far superior build quality [here](https://evaccessories.co.uk/how-to-make-giant-frunk-batteries/)


HiThanks

Looks like a Ding Dong on the end


Sea-Ad-8100

Love it


BillyHoyleCanDunk604

Pour quoi?


2epic

Double D's. Nice.


danhoyle

Does it do anything?


luckyrice

BecUz hE CaN!!


Maddoxfotos

I like the idea but i would make it’s also something practical with the decor of a battery. Maybe storage for a Tire Jack Tool Kit with Lug Wrench and or Emergency Kit.


PresentAd9429

Your joke is 10 years late


Most-Surround5445

Fun project, but is there a reason you hate frunk space?


Bryanmsi89

That is hilarious!


DownInTheWeeds

What’s the purpose?


sparkyblaster

I want to see Duracell make battery shaped duffle bags for the fronk. Also weird they make ev chargers now.


Popsiey7

Autism


wishingdeath

Love it!


[deleted]

I wish I had money to blow like this because of the unlikely wvent someone who cares opened the frunk. Ive opened mine twice


LordFly88

It's been done many times before. Just do a Google image search for "Tesla frunk batteries".


ToddGack54

WHY?


KR-Levo

I love this lol I used to work for Tesla and always loved when clients showed stuff they made custom for the vehicle for fun. Well done!


slvneutrino

This is both the dumbest and coolest thing I’ve seen on Reddit today.


teesus18

?Yhw, tuB


iebo531

why?


enisity

lol nice


WesternResearcher376

I find it funny and creative. When people say where’s the battery, you open the trunk and say there it is lol


Technical_Beyond111

I wish I had time to waste!😂


TVLL

That’s hilarious! I could just see the looks on peoples’ faces when they see you do this in a supermarket parking lot.


knj607

Why? Not?


EliteForever2KX

That’s hilarious, when I get a Tesla I’m gonna have to incorporate a “runs on 2 double a battery’s” some way


calenvideo

Someone wanted to see my engine the other day and I popped the frunk to reveal a camping chair and a bottle of whiskey. They were very amused.


sendintheotherclowns

Dude, you need to design a roof box that looks like a 9v battery with terminals holding it in place (roof box because they’re useful of course), I’d buy it!


SlowrollingDonk

With all due respect, this is a stupid idea and I love it. post a vid of you replacing the batteries when you’re done.


Cyber_Insecurity

I love the idea, but these need a purpose. Maybe they’re speakers? Or maybe they can be coolers? They can’t just be fake batteries, that’s super weird.


herbie80

Why?


41510akland

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


sidgup

Brownie points if rhey are beach towels


neihuffda

Who needs cargo space anyway?


kernalrom

Why


shortfoil1234

Why?


ProfessorX75

What's the point, just having fun with it?


Alternative-Bee-8981

I've seen the graffiti guy on the end of this faux battery. He's on the side of this highway overpass on I-93 North in Andover/Wilmington.


Xials

I am not sure how you view “Double D Briangizer”, with logo of an escaped convict, but it comes off as giving kinda creepy, perverted child predator vibes.


TaxNo2158

You could at least make them useful. Canisters for something…


rasteven

Ah got it…Why? Wtf


Crowncaps13

World War 3 is looming and this fella is making faux batteries for his frunk 🤣🤣🤣


NoHonorHokaido

Add flux capacitor


Jupiter-Tank

Buddy at least swap to PVC piping.


Future-Toast

You should make one extra and randomly when people are watching in parking lot open the frunk and swap the battery look them dead in the eyes and say “sorry my battery was low had to swap them” in the most serious tone possible, get in your car and drive off


Tech_Veggies

Brian, why?


Certain-Income3392

Just get plush batteries 🤣


The_Gunster2020

Why ?


PauseDelicious5061

Is this one of those fake batteries where you unscrew it and keep your valuables?


Healthy-Place4225

Have it connect to the real battery for an extra 3 miles of o crap range haha


Lex_GS430

WHY