a match mate in heaven https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/kap4ge/vagina_tattoo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
You FUCKING ROCK man that shit has to be one of funniest videos ever seen man.. hats off to ya bro.. i thank you, definitely needed taht non stop laughter this morning cuz way shit was goin was leaning towards takin someones head off and that video single handedly changed that and put smile on my face so i👏
This is an artificial penis that they were in the process of attaching to him but there was a problem during the surgery so they had to sew it to his arm to stop it dying and to keep it having a blood supply until they could attempt to reattach it again at a later date.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10779775/amp/The-Man-Penis-Arm-Man-47-lived-six-years-penis-attached-ARM.html
>A man who spent six years with a penis on his arm after an operation went wrong has revealed the difficulties caused by the unusual genitalia placement - including struggling to cuddle his grandmother and burning it while cooking.
Amazing
That’s the size of his actual dick now. He got an infection that caused it to fall off, got this one grafted to his arm to and it had to stay on for a few years before he could get it re-attached properly.
I read about this a while back, but they didn't include the explanation as to why, but dude.. it just FELL off & he binned it.
WHAT THE FUCK did he expect would happen when you're gangrenous? He's lucky he's not dead! I don't even have a penis but jesus fucking christ.. you just chilled out and binned your dick after it went black.
I cannot.. fathom this. I get men are worried about going to the hospital or doctors, but YOUR DICK IS BLACK, AND YOU SMELL LIKE ROTTEN MEAT.
Well, it's because the original equipment, "suddenly fell off."
Here's an [article](https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a33511547/man-penis-arm-grow-malcolm-macdonald-sepsis/) about it.
Saw a video about it. He said he bopped his mother on the nose when he went to hug her. Also said cooking is difficult, since he'll reach over a boiling pot and forget it's there, dangling down.
Can you imagine this guy's kids trying to bring friends home?
Like, "Oh I should warn you - my dad has a dick on his arm because his real dick fell off one day. So don't be alarmed."
The caption on one of the pictures is pretty crazy:
>Malcolm MacDonald, was left devastated when his penis dropped off following a horror infection in 2014
Apparently, it literally "fell off." Can't even imagine that. I would've thought it was surgically removed or something.
> My luck in life hasn’t been too good so far, but it can only go bad for so long, can’t it?
>“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but it’s gone now — the little b****r.”
Well the video said they gave him two extra inches, so I guess he’s got that?
Yooo that’s from a uk program called…. Wait for it…… “the man with a penis on his arm” it’s brilliant. The guy was a junkie and due to lifestyle his cock rotted and fell off. Guy cleans up and they create a penis from skin grafts (I think like they do for f2m trans men) however, my guy falls off the wagon and his life becomes unmanageable again and Is unable to continue with the surgery to take it from his arm, where it was healing and put it between his legs. This is filmed 4 years or so after that and he’s just going around with a penis on his arm, drinking his life away. Best bit is he shows up close and there’s tiny scars all over it, from…. You guessed it, cooking with a frying pan and getting the occasional oil spatter burns. Anyone who watches this will not regret the hour it takes. Side note, same channel does a similar one with a guy with a 60kg ballsack which I also recommend watching.
Oh wow! The Sun said it was due to “medical delays” and the hospital not having enough staff the day of his surgery (??) which caused it to be delayed for 5+ years. This makes much more sense.
Found and just watched it, thanks!
The part about the young Indian man who was born prematurely (and never developed a "normal" penis) was really fascinating and his entire family seemed so supportive and kind.
[The Man with a Penis on his Arm](https://youtu.be/IfPBMYdaoQY)
Nice one, glad to have pointed you in the direction. They have quite a few different episodes on different anomalies that humans have to go through and they all make me feel grateful to be somewhat conventionally normal
Most Americans wouldn't be able to afford this. Insurance probably wouldn't cover it because they'd say it was cosmetic or elective or something, and it would cost an arm with a leg.
Henchmen 1: "Dr., I'm afraid we have a few problems with our most recent celebrity clone specimen.."
Dr. Hollywood: "What problems?"
Henchmen 2: "You see sir, one of the new guys knocked the Jack Nicholson sample over into the George Clooney sample, and has caused, well,.. let's say a series of complications with it's synthesis."
Dr. Hollywood: "No matter, terminate the specimen and start over."
Henchmen 1: "That brings us to our other problem, it has escaped."
With all due respect I would say that anyone with an inclination towards getting a little dickie as an accessory or even just surprise someone with a little kindness or payback is not out of the realm of possibility since we have such an abundance of amputated wieners here in the USA and seriously fresh batch every day.. we can help with the paperwork and our gov can pick up the tab.. but you can’t pick the size or color due to the position of possible racial biases…
What if he goes to pay at the grocery store and it flops out of his sleeve as he's handing over the money. The awkward eye contact after... The gasp from the old lady, next in line... The silence is broken with the squealing sound of something getting caught in the conveyor belt. As the cashier frantically searches for the off switch to no avail, a sickening smell begins to arise from the chaos. Fire dept sirens grow louder in the distance as the stench from the smell of burned skin and rubber combines with vomit from customers running from the scene permeates the air. A retired doctor, who was shopping in the store makes his way over and, pulling a big lit cigar out of his mouth say "oh my god"
$10 says he sucks it.
he’d be crazy not to!
"It helps me think!"
“Why does it have to be so hardcore?”
It gets the head juice pumping
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You FUCKING ROCK man that shit has to be one of funniest videos ever seen man.. hats off to ya bro.. i thank you, definitely needed taht non stop laughter this morning cuz way shit was goin was leaning towards takin someones head off and that video single handedly changed that and put smile on my face so i👏
I only clicked the link because of what you wrote and I’m dying…👍
It's a hose behind the table. Fun to watch at first though
The gigglesnatcher has arrived I see.
Yup, the comments tattle on the bit.
Goodnight reddit, I can't anymore...
…that he likes sucking his own dick?
A penis is an adult pacifier.
Would he?
You’ve never sucked on your finger for the heck of it? … yeah me neither.
drake? is that you?
Is it gay though?
Please don't waste dick juice
$10 bucks is $10 bucks
Good news sir, your surgery to reattach your penis is scheduled for next Monday. Congratulations! “Yeah, but you see… no”
Awww!! Shoot man!! My bad.. Sincerely Dr. Ray Charles
[Mr. McGreg?](https://youtu.be/xYMaq1oZDz4)
I wrote a hit piece about this.. I called it “ Hit the road jack@ sincerely Dr. Ray Charles
dab
Just to clarify, you wager $10 that he does in fact suck it. Or was it an offer, like, you would pay him 10 to watch him suck it?
Lol I initially meant a $10 wager but after your comment….🤷🏻♂️
10$ and let's anyone suck it
Sounds like a steal. Must be a 4th of July sale.
Well that’s a dick punch
He can win a lot of bets by saying he can suck his own cock
No reason to suck it it's not connected to the same nerves so it won't feel the same. Maybe like a finger but that's it
Dude this thread is way too much and now I can’t sleep thanks Reddit!!!
That look says "Yeah, I've heard EVERY joke already"
“Hey can we take a picture of your arm dick in the closet with you next to your clothes and refrigerator?”
He can’t very well just whip it out anywhere! Could be women or kids around.
Bro bonked his mom in the face with it giving her a hug, I don’t think he cares at this point.
>I don’t think he cares at this point Yeah, but how does his mom feel about it?
Traumatized would be my guess. Not everyday your son bonks you in the face with his designer pecker.
LMAO
lol stahhhhp 💀
/r/brandnewsentence
Hahahahahahahah!
He doesn’t even care anymore.
Unfortunately that was the closest attempt during Pin the Dick On the Redneck.
Perhaps something like, "He's Popeye the Penis man! (toot toot)"
My look says “Have you SEEN every actual dick dick joke.”
Brings the use of a "choke hold" to a different level.
And the winner by submission via deepthroat headlock is...
Say hello to Mr. Cocko! Have a nice day!
Chode hold*
Does that count as sexual assault?
Why this dudes dick on his arm bigger than mine in real life? Man that’s humbling
But your dick works and isn’t made of arm skin. So there are pluses and minuses.
One of those assumptions you made about my dick is wrong killer care to guess which one? 😂
Well size only matters when it's functioning, so you win again sorry
How did you get a dick made out of arm skin? Burn it off in a fire and get skin grafts? Or did it fall off and get grafted back on like old Malcom?
Phalloplasties are usually performed with skin grafts from the forearm.
I thought that's what they call rich people who donate money
I have a trans friend who had their dick made out of their arm, all he has left now a very phallic shaped scar.
It's not a dress pattern, they don't cut out the shape of a dick.
Probably more like trouser pattern, no??
wait a min?? thats his dick? i thought he just had an extra sprouting out of his arm and shit??
This is an artificial penis that they were in the process of attaching to him but there was a problem during the surgery so they had to sew it to his arm to stop it dying and to keep it having a blood supply until they could attempt to reattach it again at a later date. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10779775/amp/The-Man-Penis-Arm-Man-47-lived-six-years-penis-attached-ARM.html
>A man who spent six years with a penis on his arm after an operation went wrong has revealed the difficulties caused by the unusual genitalia placement - including struggling to cuddle his grandmother and burning it while cooking. Amazing
Bet someone made a lot of cash though
Good humour lol
Small arm big dick? 😂 one can grow one and work out other with a pill… slightly 😝
Sorry about ur ED but your comment made me crack up lol
I read pulses and muscles. Not really funny but damn if I didn’t imagine a throbbing cock brachiating.
Maybe his arm is made of dick skin
Pulses and minises.
That’s the size of his actual dick now. He got an infection that caused it to fall off, got this one grafted to his arm to and it had to stay on for a few years before he could get it re-attached properly.
An. Infection. That. Caused. It. To. FALL. OFF. He then went home and started the r/dontputyourdickinthat subreddit.
Nah he went home and wrote [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/)
Oh my fucking god what a horrible day to be literate!
what the fucking fuck
Has it really been five years already? That was the story that made me sub to r/TIFU
That's got to be fucking awkward
I wonder if he tried to use it at all in any way
Hmmm, I wonder.
Link to story?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18447480/malcolm-macdonald-penis-arm/amp/
Holy fuck I would have bet a lot that you were just being silly. Huh. Miracles of modern medicine!
That is one hell of a read.
"penis master" 💀
It just fell off one day! Fucking hell he really ignored that infection
I read about this a while back, but they didn't include the explanation as to why, but dude.. it just FELL off & he binned it. WHAT THE FUCK did he expect would happen when you're gangrenous? He's lucky he's not dead! I don't even have a penis but jesus fucking christ.. you just chilled out and binned your dick after it went black. I cannot.. fathom this. I get men are worried about going to the hospital or doctors, but YOUR DICK IS BLACK, AND YOU SMELL LIKE ROTTEN MEAT.
Well, it's because the original equipment, "suddenly fell off." Here's an [article](https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a33511547/man-penis-arm-grow-malcolm-macdonald-sepsis/) about it. Saw a video about it. He said he bopped his mother on the nose when he went to hug her. Also said cooking is difficult, since he'll reach over a boiling pot and forget it's there, dangling down.
He says the same thing, the one down there is just a few inches. I can tell from his facez
When this picture was taken the thing downstairs was non-existent… He got an infection and it fell off. This is the replacement dick.
You think he's been pissing in a bag?
He had two extra inches added - compared to his original model, according to the newspaper article.
If mine just falls off one day you can damn well be assured I'm getting an upgraded model.
Can we get any "relatable"s in the chat?
They should have stuck it under his arm. Cock Pit
r/angryupvote
🏆🎖️🥇🥉 You bastard!?
For the last guy they had it attached to his forehead, but it impeded his vision and left him a little cockeyed.
[Read more about it here](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18447480/malcolm-macdonald-penis-arm/amp/)
Can you imagine this guy's kids trying to bring friends home? Like, "Oh I should warn you - my dad has a dick on his arm because his real dick fell off one day. So don't be alarmed."
imagine his kid tries to hold his hand misses and grabs his cock 💀
This sentence is fucking wild
Hey look! It’s Dick Arm Jack!
“Dick Arm-y!”
So don’t be dickarmed..ftfy
The tasteful picture in this article with the arm-dick blurred out is straight out of an onion article. Amazing.
The caption on one of the pictures is pretty crazy: >Malcolm MacDonald, was left devastated when his penis dropped off following a horror infection in 2014 Apparently, it literally "fell off." Can't even imagine that. I would've thought it was surgically removed or something.
> My luck in life hasn’t been too good so far, but it can only go bad for so long, can’t it? >“Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but it’s gone now — the little b****r.” Well the video said they gave him two extra inches, so I guess he’s got that?
>The dad designed his dream penis I'll take craziest true statements for 500 please Alex
TIL about the Penis Master
Just a heads up to discerning folk, it links to an article in The Sun.
Being from Liverpool I wish I had seen this warning before clicking the link
"Malcolm recalled how one day his penis ''just dropped off on to the floor''." I hate when that happens.
The second I clicked, I realized it's probably a bad idea to read that. One article later I know that it was indeed a bad idea.
That’s crazy. Dude had a disease where his dick just fell off.
I wonder at exactly what stage does forearm flesh need to be censored.
He's from Norfolk says it all really. Joking aside the illness he had seems really bad.
Did they seriously censor the word bugger at the end lmao
For those who didn't want to read. His penis fell off, they attached it to his arm while he waited for surgery. It's finally back in place.
Nice arm, dick!
* nice dick arm!
Nice penis Dick
Arm nice, dick
Dick nice arm
That's an awkward handshake
"Hello. I'm Jack Doff. Nice to squeeze ya".
my brother in christ if i had an award you would be the recipient
Your kind words are better than any award, my friend. :)
Yooo that’s from a uk program called…. Wait for it…… “the man with a penis on his arm” it’s brilliant. The guy was a junkie and due to lifestyle his cock rotted and fell off. Guy cleans up and they create a penis from skin grafts (I think like they do for f2m trans men) however, my guy falls off the wagon and his life becomes unmanageable again and Is unable to continue with the surgery to take it from his arm, where it was healing and put it between his legs. This is filmed 4 years or so after that and he’s just going around with a penis on his arm, drinking his life away. Best bit is he shows up close and there’s tiny scars all over it, from…. You guessed it, cooking with a frying pan and getting the occasional oil spatter burns. Anyone who watches this will not regret the hour it takes. Side note, same channel does a similar one with a guy with a 60kg ballsack which I also recommend watching.
Is that one called “The man with a 60kg ballsack” by any chance?
Haha close “the man with 10stone testicles” I put kg considering that’s what most of the world sensibly uses
>the man with 10stone testicles hahahahhaha im howling
Oh wow! The Sun said it was due to “medical delays” and the hospital not having enough staff the day of his surgery (??) which caused it to be delayed for 5+ years. This makes much more sense.
Found and just watched it, thanks! The part about the young Indian man who was born prematurely (and never developed a "normal" penis) was really fascinating and his entire family seemed so supportive and kind. [The Man with a Penis on his Arm](https://youtu.be/IfPBMYdaoQY)
Nice one, glad to have pointed you in the direction. They have quite a few different episodes on different anomalies that humans have to go through and they all make me feel grateful to be somewhat conventionally normal
Is that Dick Armstrong?? 🤪😂
Best answer of the day!
I wonder how many times he accidentally hit his funny boner?
As much shit as Americans get,every single time I see some ultra weird shit it's always England. or some other European country
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How is that survivorship bias, again?
Of course you do. After the first 1cm the guy would have to say it is good enough because otherwise he'd go bankrupt.
Most Americans wouldn't be able to afford this. Insurance probably wouldn't cover it because they'd say it was cosmetic or elective or something, and it would cost an arm with a leg.
“Keep it on another year doc, I want it a little bigger”
Eek! A penis!
He gets indecent exposure charges on the regular
''just dropped off on to the floor''. This part made me wince. Damn, poor dude. It’s cool they got it all figured out & attached for him.
uhm.....FORE...ARM...PLAY? there i said it.
Well at least it wasn't stuck to his forehead.
Being left handed only makes it worse for him.
OK, that’s enough Internet for me for the month lol
How does it just fall off like wtf
Where they growning the balls?
The balls never left
What the goddamned fuck?
If he works out his forearms and they get bigger, does the dick also get bigger?
I've been doing too much Stable Diffusion.
He is so over it. Lmao
And look at all the short sleeve shirts
He has me on the length, but not girth
I’m here for the comments!
Worst Bond film title ever.
I would have chipped in for the doctors to grow it on his forehead
The man is getting a "addadicktome" twice the fun
His arm has an erection
he actually went through with the would you rather
Bro singlehandedly redefined reach around
A variation of the surgery called the adadictomy
Imagine getting slapped by that thing, the disrespect.
He'll likely lose some on the transfer...back to normal universe
The threesomes must be wild
Does he pee out of it?
Every thing he touches you are to be sure he has dick on his hands.
He’d be the best mma fighter lol go for a choke hold everytime
Why is there a fridge in his closet?
If I was him I wouldn't leave my sleeve rolled up like tht
So he has two?
imagine his kid tries to hold his hand misses and grabs his cock 💀
Henchmen 1: "Dr., I'm afraid we have a few problems with our most recent celebrity clone specimen.." Dr. Hollywood: "What problems?" Henchmen 2: "You see sir, one of the new guys knocked the Jack Nicholson sample over into the George Clooney sample, and has caused, well,.. let's say a series of complications with it's synthesis." Dr. Hollywood: "No matter, terminate the specimen and start over." Henchmen 1: "That brings us to our other problem, it has escaped."
He should be a wrestler and make the clothesline his signature move.
weird super power to flex but okay
I wonder if his other pecker has an arm on it.
He might be of royal blood
Looks he's more of a dickhead.
Beware its not 'arm less'
Pornstar has born
So is a cock ring a bracelet to him?
Now we know what tricks he has up his sleeve
Has he ever had it looked at? I bet the right dr. Could suck it off if it wasn’t connected to a main vein.. but it could also be worse..
Do it work
Better watch that left hook!
Chernoble
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.
With all due respect I would say that anyone with an inclination towards getting a little dickie as an accessory or even just surprise someone with a little kindness or payback is not out of the realm of possibility since we have such an abundance of amputated wieners here in the USA and seriously fresh batch every day.. we can help with the paperwork and our gov can pick up the tab.. but you can’t pick the size or color due to the position of possible racial biases…
What if he goes to pay at the grocery store and it flops out of his sleeve as he's handing over the money. The awkward eye contact after... The gasp from the old lady, next in line... The silence is broken with the squealing sound of something getting caught in the conveyor belt. As the cashier frantically searches for the off switch to no avail, a sickening smell begins to arise from the chaos. Fire dept sirens grow louder in the distance as the stench from the smell of burned skin and rubber combines with vomit from customers running from the scene permeates the air. A retired doctor, who was shopping in the store makes his way over and, pulling a big lit cigar out of his mouth say "oh my god"