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S-Archer

Love to see it


Clay_Statue

that initial Sparta kick 🤌


WriteBot

THIS.IS.WALMART!


Syrus_89

More like THIS IS ALBERT HEIJN


flapjackboy

No, this is Patrick!


pimpy543

😂


fixaclm

In The Netherlands?


Art-Practical

That kick even made his legs go cross eyed


RelativetoZero

This is [wherever the hell that is]!!!!!


Kzargid

Albert Heijn, Dutch grocery store


Individual_Club_8257

Gekoloniseerd


Nicename19

Appie!


i-forgotmypass_word

Happy cake day!


RelativetoZero

Thank you, almost 28 days later!


Testyobject

one swish on his femoral, wrist or neck arteries and hes going to bleed out faster than anyone can save him, he needs a baton to help guide the weapon away while he waits for the police


Right-Ad2176

My dad told me that during World War 2, he saw a soldier get hit in the neck by shrapnel. He wasn't bleeding that much, so the soldier pulled it out. It was wedged into an artery, so it was not a wise move.. Bled to death quickly.


TwoZeroTwoThree

Okay, I will!


Am_Gweee

That Leonidas move tho, 3hundreded the guy pretty good


LamborginiLeglock

Homie was like “mind your tongue spartan or they’ll be your las-“ “THIS IS SPARTA!”


RedStar9117

That kick was delicious, dude opened up the fight letting that fool know what was coming


PhillSebben

Longer video here: [https://www.dumpert.nl/?selectedId=100079149\_b0605438](https://www.dumpert.nl/?selectedId=100079149_b0605438) Spoiler: The guy tried to stab him again and it looks like the security guard made the guy stab himself in the face at 0:55


ZoNeS_v2

Stop stabbing yourself! Stop stabbing yourself! Stop stabbing yourself!


buskinking

This made me actually laugh out loud so thank you for that


Purple_Chipmunk_

He definitely had siblings 😂


ankalagonthered

Stab stopping yourself


Oaker_at

Oh yes, i saw it too, definitely stabbed *himself*.


Goblinballz_

lol what is this Dutch AF website? I love Dutch and think I now know the words for “accept cookies” lol dunkjewel!


Nicename19

Dumpert probably


nolotusnote

JFC, 90% of people are fucking worthless in an emergency.


Vikebeer

That hold he put him in is called a chicken wing.


themaskedhippoofdoom

I found Bob Backlund!


A-Late-Wizard

You had a good babysitter too?


716green

Dumpert might be my new favorite website


strppngynglad

I’d like this man to be my personal security


Arkanist

He got stabbed twice it looks like. Not exactly sure when the first one happened but you can see the blood later in the video.


BigdaddyThor666

Looks like the back end of the knife at 0:55 from what I can tell he's holding the knife with the blade downward not upwards also probably why he slashes downwards. guy was bleeding before 0:55 probably when the security guard punched him in the face after the failed knife slashes. You can see blood next to trashcan when he first went down after security guard kneed him. Possibly from broken nose


ct125888

Thank you for posting that seeing pieces of shit gets theirs always makes my day.


joenorthe

hope he lost an eye


What_Hey

That knee looked painful. Ouch


username87264

It was savage. Finishing move.


ConAir69420

Came here to say this. That was definitely the one that guy didn’t wanna get. 😂


Penguinator_

Very cool. The security guards knocks him down right away which is a good way to stay away from the knife. He goes straight for the head instead of trying to disarm. Only concern is that he stands over the guy too closely which kind of leaves him vulnerable. Could be good to pin down the knife hand to the floor with his knee or foot instead of just standing over him.


The_kind_potato

Yes, but in the longer video we can see the guard struggling to take the knife from the aggressor, and he end up taking the hand of the guy and make him force fully stab himself in the neck, wich is... not the most professional way to deal with it... but hey, at least the guard is alive and the other people around too


auraseer

> not the most professional way to deal with it I'm not going to criticize that. If you're ever stuck within reach of an attacker with a knife, I hope you don't waste a second trying to do the "most professional" thing.


The_kind_potato

Ha nah i'm not saying i would do better, we just have to see the vid part from the post to know that the guard got some serious skill. I'm just saying is too bad he didnt found another solution than stabbing the neck.


Penguinator_

Ah wow I didn't see that video. Yea the guard maybe didn't know any techniques to hold the guy down, so tried to disarm instead. It's really hard to take a knife from someone's hand, because they just grip it harder. So the self-stabbing maybe was the best option the guard could think of to get him to drop the knife.


HighKiteSoaring

Guy with the knife was trying to kill the security guard. It's that simple. This is a guy stopping himself from being murdered by an armed, and motivated attacker. Even after being beaten down, he gets back up and continues to try and stab the guy.. At a certain point, if you continue to try to kill someone, and they are trying to get you to stop and you keep going and going.. it will result in your own death Self defense allows for an appropriate amount of force in response to a threat. This fight started with one guy trying to stab and kill another. Therefore.. lethal force was.. pretty much on the table from the beginning Security guard, tried valiantly to get the attacker to stop using kicks and punches. And yet.. the guy continues to keep coming for him


PizzaWingsPepsi

Agreed. Clearly de-escalation really isn't an option in many of these scenarios. It looks like the action taken was one of the best ways to handle this situation.


nemron

Thanks for the tips random internet individual who has very clearly never fought a knife wielding individual!


xaeru

You are right, at that moment it looks like the guy managed to stab the security guard in the leg but can't tell because of the black pants.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

imagine bringing a knife to a fist fight and still getting your ass kicked.


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

This should be a lesson to never brandish your weapon. It should come out as a surprise, otherwise your opponent will be able to strategize longer.


No-Ask-3869

In my experience people with weapons they don't know how to properly fight with, are less dangerous than people who have even a small amount of experience fighting unarmed. For example, with a knife, you hold the handle with the blade facing down, pinky finger against the hilt and stab. You also don't take wild slashes, you hold the blade close and stab when they are close enough. Otherwise they can grapple your arm more easily and possibly disarm you. If you are going to carry a weapon, you need to learn to use it properly or you shouldn't carry it at all.


nerooook

Fuck around and find out


bitter_vet

Wouldn't be reddit without this regurgitation.


milly48

One of the worst


limamon

I hate even more the one with "shoes still on, so he must be alive"


nopuse

I don't understand how it is upvoted every single time. You'd think people would get sick of reading it on every post, or is reddit really attracting that many new users who see it for the first time and think it's the greatest comment ever.


joshr03

Your reply is just as repetitive, just down vote and get on with your day.


nopuse

Your reply is just as repetitive, too. Fuck, what do we do now?


joshr03

> just down vote and get on with your day


reeeelllaaaayyy823

My day plan is to write a lot of "fuck around and find out" comments.


SoftDisclosure

WAZAAAAPPP


kryotheory

Dude has great close hand skills. He chose the right profession for sure.


bulldzd

Possibly ex-military... a lot of really experienced combat vets over there.....


SquigglyPiglet

Bro took a long time to get that punch on his face


ShinraTM

One has to be very careful when knives are involved. Security bro did an excellent job regardless.


McNuggets200

The chances of winning that are incredibly slim but he made it


SpongeBorgSqrPnts

You mean the second punch after he surgically dropped that guy?


pbzeppelin1977

It did remind me of video game boss attacks a bit.


BlazerWookiee

Quality polis


memberflex

PALLETS


The96kHz

There's nae rolls, mate!


EastWorm

Have yous been to a buffet before?


BlazerWookiee

Mmmm... Pkora! Belter!


Edwardtrouserhands

That wee dugs escaped


Big_Treat_9073

THIS. IS. WALMAAAART!!!!!


StatusBread3862

The person walking in the background has no situational awareness.


FuriousBuffalo

What is this establishment that can afford to hire John Wick as security?


allnamestakennn

Albert Heijn


AvreeL89

Well done.


mybighairyarse

That’ll quieten the prick


Apprehensive_Map6754

Damn nice form. That dude maintained good distance and still landed strikes, definitely not his first time throwing hands. Good on him


Yoda2000675

Why does this place have Jason Bourne for security?


IndependentAdvice722

Some undercover agent,nice...


purzeldiplumms

Watched it 2 times. Let's go for another round


MrCondor

This is ASDA


Current_Town4539

HE DROPS HIM WITH THE RIGHT HAND!!! ITS OVER!!!


DipStick1707

Avoiding those swings was incredibly impressive


Right-Ad-5647

That haymaker rightie musta bounced buddy's brain around in his skull.


yaboidomby

That kick to the chest is so badass


Specialist-Ad7393

The guy beat the brakes off that guy almost mechanically 😂. He's done kickboxing so much it was essentially a sparring session for him


hotroddbb

I love it when the good guys win! Bravo!


Appropriate_Way_9423

was absolute delight to watch


roverman16

Kudos for the security guard. It's not his first rodeo.


andrewbud420

Nifty!


castlerigger

I love buying kroket and bitterballen at the Albert Heijn


Earth_Normal

He dodged everything so fucking well. WOW.


Chill_Kramer

Solid push kick 👌🏼


ToraLoco

That first kick ended the fight before it began.


MaxWebxperience

Initial front kick created some space from the knifer. Follow that with some really good boxing and wow! Kudos!! Letting the guy get up was a mistake but not a fatal one. I'm predisposed to kicking a weapon attacker in the head until unresponsive so yeah, the guy showed some professionalism


HotMinimum26

Don't try and fight anyone who has a knife y'all


Master_Dante123

Dude needs to be kneed in the head a few more times.


Far_Tap_9966

Great exchange, lovely post


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Nasty right jab to the chin


uwbrrbden

Assualt with deadly weapon much?


speekuvtheddevil

You mean them hands?


Winged89

Damn that guard is a certified badass!! Way to go!


uncledungus

Damn when he got back up I would have shit myself but my man slipped two swings and put him right back down. Good on em


idotoomuchstuff

He would have locked eyes with him pre kick. Guy wouldn’t have seen it coming. Good technique.


GatlingGun511

Don’t start a fight with someone trained to end it


Down4Karnage

That's not how you hold a knife...


kgaf999

HE.GOT.SCHOOOOOOLED


bmanley620

This is Sparta!!!


Cr3zyTom

It's truly impressive how much force a proper front kick transfers. In training your opponent awaits the kick and braces for it but still gets kicked back quite a good distance. I'd guess I've managed up to 1 meter without falling. Haven't found out what distance can be achieved when they don't brace for it.


zipzoa

bruh, this guys guards


MobilityFotog

This... Is.. MOTEL 6


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Foldable design


dazedan_confused

Mr Clean been having a rough life these days.


dazedan_confused

Bro went from Right Said Fred to almost Right Said Dead.


MarMar292

That knee to the liver must have hurt


PUNKF10YD

Them ribs ain’t gonna feel good tomorrow. Knees hurt.


killonger

Someone sign man's to mma. Gahhdammm


Every_Fox3461

That doubbles knife dodge. Holy fk.


belleayreski2

I don’t think “trained security guard” does it justice. Security guard training doesn’t cover how to engage in actual hand to hand combat. That guy was on some other shit


Affectionate-Twist14

Those dodges are clean as fuck.


thunderbaby2

Bravo


rileylowe12345

Hell yea


Tiny_Camp_3839

Lol he got folded


Anome69

My God that's Jason bourne.


[deleted]

This made my body feel something


brap01

Incredible restraint by that guy - if someone was swinging a blade at my face/head/neck, I would kick them in the head until they were in a coma or dead.


howyoudoinmelvin

damn he fucked him up


Educational_Tennis76

Did he get a raise? Cuz damn.


[deleted]

Just give guard gun


sammich_bear

I was hoping to see him finish the guy off with the trash barrel


DowntownButterfly581

Kick 🔥🔥🔥


a_username64

Man, Britain and whatever have cops like this while America has people like acorn cop


rzlodn

So weird watching a fight where they don't swing a left, just rights 😂


JustRepeatAfterMe

That security guard is an actual bad ass.


Boozieboy

Altijd herres bij de Albert Heijn


Severe_Aardvark_2245

Road House


psychotic-herring

He really thought he could walk like a cartoon figure, then get all smart with the guard and berate him as he was bleeding out. Saw that full punch to the face at 00:13? Let's hope it corrects and reconnects some neurons. Bald fucking cunt.


ThisBadDogXB

Looks like the guard has kickboxing training maybe? This is what real martial arts looks like.


Many_Gazelle_8477

Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him.


TheSzekler

Uuh, that step back straight right was a thing of beauty.


Untimely_manners

How did he know to kick the guy back? Just looked like he walked in under normal circumstances and the guard kicks him out?


Ok_Recognition_2018

Impact shot


matasfizz

He tried slashing directly at his head, what a fucking scum


backtolurk

I'm more and more into muay thai


ktuite92

Wtf is he training to be, John Wick? Man's already a weapon of a seccy


AdmiralMal

Wow. I have never seen someone so dominant in a fight, looks like a movie


Happy_Anybody_3017

Fake. No contact punches lol


timeless1ne

Not a pocket knife but a broken bottleneck as I read Still superiorly executed by the guard


m1nkeh

That kick, love it.


Reynard78

The fact the dude’s hiding his hands behind him instead of shaping up is a pretty strong signal for a weapon…


Sten_PlayZ

All that in the Albert Heijn


[deleted]

Should've stopped his skull in


Costco_Sample

Looks like knife guy stuck security guy in the thigh just after the first knockdown.


IncCo

That was so clean. Like something you'd see in a Hollywood movie.


Dear-Drummer7663

That knee to the ribs though 🤌🏼


SeepTeacher270

Dana needs to sign this guy IMMEDIATELY


silentdawe01

That knee to the ribs did it for him.


fredzor96

Someone needs to do some editing and add a doom music


fredzor96

I felt that knee to the ribs hurts like i want to vomit dammm


No-Consequence1726

That guard easily could have died... That was really stupid


BlackSER

I guess I'm never going to steal from IKEA


camperw

That confident kick.


Deliciouserest

He owned the heck out of that guy. Nicely done


BrocksO7

Bro said get out


Nervous_Pattern357

not worth it, just use a firearm. wayyyyyy too easy to just *boop* right in the neck and you’re dead.


RockMan_1973

“Stay down, MF’er!”


ashurbanipal420

Training pays off.


Quirky-Advisor-5947

He should have stomped on his head a little


HongKongPhooney

That man can fight


Sufficient-Trash-728

He just messed with the wrong one!


Blizzpoint

Man that front kick 👌


poop_head4

did security guy fuck bald guys wife or smething?


Theopocalypse

When did John Wick cut his hair?


Psychedelic59

This man stayed one giant ass step ahead the entire time 😅


SmallSwordfish8289

Give that man a raise hell yeah boy kicked his ass


cshady

Idk how I’d resist a boot to the face on that guy. Trying to fuck on me!!!


melasiguenLegoleando

Very difficult final boss


Spell3ound

I couldn't see anything.. security guards balls where in the way...


gkn_112

wtf i am impressed as fuck


Rimet

Video is great. But for gods sake please don’t do this when someone pulls a knife. 9/10 times you just lose (while 9/10 is very optimistic)


RandomName-1992

Damn. That first kick!


grexnxx

This is madness...


ConqueringLion3

Nice Teep Kick lol wow.... he showed mercy too....


RideMeLikeaDildo

In-a-fucking-vest


flying_bufalo

This is one of the most badass videos I have ever seen.